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Celebrities / Re: Andelsmith Shows Evidence Against Daddy Freeze, Implicates House On The Rock by Suigenerispremoj(f): 9:49pm On Jul 11, 2017 |
How is that even evidence?Nigerians will not cease to amaze me..So,people that actually believe cannot look beyond their nose and see for themselves that anybody could save any name as Zain whatever the name is,and change the date on the phone..Nigeria we hail thee...And he had access to screenshot his supposed phone...WAwu |
Poems For Review / He Was Done (A Poem By Precious Oluwadahunsi) by Suigenerispremoj(f): 2:50pm On Jul 01, 2017 |
He Was Done By Precious Oluwadahunsi. And he was done. And yes, he was going to let it burn. He was done, pretending everything was fine. He was done, putting up memes, That he didn’t define. He was done looking like he stuck to principles, His inner core defied. He was done with this image of perfection, People had of him, He was taking off the halo from off his head, Because he knew that, That mental picture was just a den, And he was no angel. They’d set that public-image-colouration-page, It was a maximum security cage. And for years he doubted if he had grown at all, For all he had done was to repaint, The hues of that mental image, They all had of him, And for him. He was removing the flaps, And untangling himself from that spider web. What they thought , Had mattered so much, All it had caused him was distress. And for years, He’d try to repress, The eruption of internal content, Who so clearly wanted to express, And redress, The unsavoury gift of respect, That caused him regrets. For years he’d always thank God, For cancelled meetings, And lazy lecturers. His commendable punctuality, Were the results of 5 minutes of running legs, And the ability of bike men, To move with maximum skill and dexterity, To his place of meeting. He struggled with lust, And so what? All his life, He’d been the preacher of holiness, Purity and sanctity. But when you come to the University, It seems your eyes see, And the beams lift from, The rim of your eyelids. And yes, he’d always condemned, “Bleep boys” But from Rose to Regina, From Tolu to Tosin, He’d explored all 360 degrees, Acute and obtuse angles, And irregular lines, Of their magnetic bodies, In his mind. And yes, He wanted to tell someone, He was busy but not building. Occupied but not satisfied, His objectives never stratified. Often in a lot of things engaged, But that aspect of his life was in total disarray. People described him as efficient, But he knew, he knew not, What effective was. So, to hell with their colourations! To hell with their thoughts, To 6 feet under the ground with their perfect image of him, To Kirikiri with these bonds, They entangled him with. He wasn’t going to boil bad blood, Neither would he be like Bad Moms, He needed help and he was going to get it. He was going to open up, this, Throng of twisted knots, In his inside, To an accountability partner, Who could help. He couldn’t die inside anymore, He didn’t care about their small talk, He was done!. |
Crime / Re: UNIBEN Student Poisons Fellow Students (photos) - Bishop10 by Suigenerispremoj(f): 1:00pm On Jul 24, 2016 |
I thought this only happens in movies |
Celebrities / Re: "I Am Responsible For The Red Hair Trend In Nigeria" - Cynthia Morgan by Suigenerispremoj(f): 11:07pm On May 19, 2016 |
It's just practically pathetic that some people see setting a trend for something as frivolous as *red hair" as an achievement with no claims on making positive impact on society or setting a trend for inventions or worthier causes |
Education / The Balloon-pinata Theory by Suigenerispremoj(f): 10:57pm On May 19, 2016 |
THE BALLOON-PINATA THEORY... While everybody knows that balloons are tossed around, not so much common knowledge accrues to a pinata. So,I'll explain a bit. A pinata is a balloon-like-structure,sometimes in the shape of a horse,fish or any other stuff but it is filled with candy,edible sweets and other goodies mostly seen at parties. The thing there is this:A blindfolded person takes a stick and tries to hit the pinata so hard that all its contents spill out and everyone scrambles for the goodies. Now,there are two cogent reasons for the comparison of these two things 1.The Same Rule Applies To Both Of Them.. The both get struck for enjoyment and pleasure. One by hands the other by sticks. 2.The end result. When a balloon bursts,it gets deflated and all that is left is shreds which is. For the pinata,when it bursts..There is something still left of it..candy and other goodies.Which symbolises it's inner strength, it's core In applying it to our everyday lives.... There a saying that goes "The issue is not the problem but your reaction to the problem" There'll always be people who will hit us with different kinds of things,hateful words,unkind words or deeds,being quick to adjudge blame but the issue is how we react to them.. You can be a balloon,get hit and be left with nothing but shreds..broken pieces of yourself... A sorry sight where shreds are all that is left to remind anyone of your former glory,beauty,strength of character and grandeur(as a fully blown balloon) OR Be a pinata...prove them wrong and spill good content... No matter how hard they hit you,don't get broken and respond with bile or hate...Spill good content. Trust me hateful people would scramble to pick the goodies. So folks, what are you? A balloon or a pinata? In many situations in life,we'll face the tough decision of applying the balloon-pinata theory. . Asking ourselves if we should hit back,respond like a an angry snake and swallow the egg of the chicken,wrap ourselves with bitterness, become saucy,distrusting, revengeful, hateful etc Applying it is not easy,but it's worth it. Choose to be positive! Choose to be good! Choose to be you!
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Politics / If One Of Nigeria's Problem Can Go Into Extinction, Which Would You Choose? by Suigenerispremoj(f): 3:42pm On Mar 28, 2016 |
If you were privileged to make one of Nigeria's problem extinct;which would you choose? Just one. Nairalanders,over to you! |
Health / Re: Pregnant Woman Rejected By Cameronian Hospital,Operated By Her Niece In Open Air by Suigenerispremoj(f): 1:41pm On Mar 13, 2016 |
Jesus!The people around couldn't contribute money
jeez!That's three darn lives wasted!
Cruelty and wickedness. 1 Like |
Fashion / Re: Reno Omokri: Why Must A Woman Be Sexy, When She Can Simply Be Lovely? by Suigenerispremoj(f): 8:43pm On Mar 12, 2016 |
Honestly.. this is something I have been trying to break walls down for a lot of ladies to see. Taking a cue from "Cheerleader song" Honestly, as a lady,I wouldn't want to make anyone feel like cheating, I would want people to appreciate the uniqueness of individuality in every individual |
Politics / Re: Can Tribalism Ever Be Scrapped?? by Suigenerispremoj(f): 7:35pm On Mar 12, 2016 |
Dollyak:Speak different languages!!!! Do you know how many languages are spoken in Nigeria In essence,you're saying it CAN NEVER be scrapped! |
Politics / Can Tribalism Ever Be Scrapped?? by Suigenerispremoj(f): 7:25pm On Mar 12, 2016 |
Dear Nairalanders, I would love to hear your realistic and honest views. In the geographical entity called Nigeria; do you honestly think that tribalism,nepotism, favoritism or its fellows in the brotherhood could ever be scrapped or eradicated? |
Politics / Re: Top 7 Young Nigerians Who Are Likely To Become President by Suigenerispremoj(f): 7:17pm On Mar 12, 2016 |
Shehu Sani and maybe Donald Duke..are rightly placed 2 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Ibinabo Fiberisima At AMVCA2016 After Party (photos) by Suigenerispremoj(f): 6:24pm On Mar 07, 2016 |
Who on earth is her make up artist!!!? |
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Covers Thisday Style Magazine-(photos) by Suigenerispremoj(f): 9:15pm On Mar 06, 2016 |
Please,I'm still trying to find the 'sensational' thing in all this |
Jokes Etc / Re: Some Hours Left To Get A Val(pls Help) by Suigenerispremoj(f): 6:42pm On Feb 14, 2016 |
Oluwasaeon:Guy why you wicked like this na? |
Jokes Etc / Some Hours Left To Get A Val(pls Help) by Suigenerispremoj(f): 1:27pm On Feb 14, 2016 |
So a friend of mine said she was sad when I asked how Valentine's Day would go for her. After asking her why,she told me that she had been campaigning for a Val since a month ago and hadn't found one. And I'm talking about a very pretty girl here. Then she said she attached terms and conditions to it. So,I decided to help her out. It is below. I decided to share if you guys know anyone who fits the terms and conditions,so I can hook a sister up. "Announcement! Announcement! Announcement! Who Will Be My Val I'm searching for a VAL..but terms and conditions apply 1.I promise to be a good girl 2.You must take me wherever I want 3.You must buy whatever I ask for. 4.You must be a perfect gentleman 5.No hugging,no kissing, no sex,no caressing,no staring 6.Handshakes are allowed. 7.You'll drop me where you took me from. 8.You'll pay acceptance fee of 5k for agreeing to be your val 9.No collection of phone numbers 10.After Feb 14,you don't come looking for me again. 11.We must go to at least 2 restaurants and 2 tourists attractions. 12.Whenever I take pictures, they are solo #Thankyou!" |
Celebrities / Re: Mercy Aigbe Shows Off Her Dabbing Skills In New Photo by Suigenerispremoj(f): 8:32am On Feb 11, 2016 |
Pls,what and who initiated dabbing? |
Jokes Etc / Lying Gone Wrong!!!!(photo) by Suigenerispremoj(f): 2:58pm On Feb 09, 2016 |
Some guys can lie ehn!!!!! 1 Like
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Celebrities / Re: Chidinma Posts Photos From A Videoshoot With Flavour by Suigenerispremoj(f): 10:51am On Feb 09, 2016 |
Chidinma should sha be careful.
The fear of what happened to Anna Banner is the beginning of wisdom |
Phones / Re: WhatsApp Increases Group Members To 256 Maximum by Suigenerispremoj(f): 11:07pm On Feb 08, 2016 |
Abeg,na lie.
The person Neva own iPhone 6 ni joor.Throw ke |
Jokes Etc / Re: Most Embarrassing Moment Ever(hilarious) by Suigenerispremoj(f): 10:33pm On Feb 08, 2016 |
(Part 5)
I wrote People Deceive People.
...even though I knew it was wrong.
D also followed behind me....the chicken!
Well, after that I rushed home to watch Tom and Jerry.
Ours were the last scripts so, my teacher was marking my
script in the class.She was flabbergasted that I didnt know the
meaning of PDP, saying that she added it as a bonus question
for all of us.I explained feebly...not even audibly sef, I was
already feeling like the ground should open up and swallow
me,not because everyone was laughing but because D was
laughing!
At the end of the day, I got 19 while D had 20 marks.Aargh!
Moral lessons:
1.Dont toy with bad habits no matter how strong you are.
2.Always listen to elders and follow good advice.
Thank you for taking out the time to read! |
Jokes Etc / Re: Most Embarrassing Moment Ever(hilarious) by Suigenerispremoj(f): 10:31pm On Feb 08, 2016 |
(Part 4)
Nothing came.
I even sang the opposition party's song sef, if I could get any
memory trigger. .I didnt.
I didnt know about giraffing at that time, so I didnt ask my
partner.
People were already submitting, I was still sitting.
Knowing that I was usually fast with my work, other
classmates were like"what are you still writing submit
na"Others were thinking it was a joke"Dont mind her she is just
playing....Do you want to collect all the marks? submit na"
All I could do was just to flash one phony smile.
My idiot rival, seeing that I had not submitted refused to
submit also; crosschecking his work if there was something he
wrote wrong.
Well, after trying and trying. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Most Embarrassing Moment Ever(hilarious) by Suigenerispremoj(f): 10:28pm On Feb 08, 2016 |
(Part3)
20.What is the full meaning of PDP?.
Me, I was like simple question.
I had a grin plastered on my face and I lifted my pencil to
write.
I had to stop halfway. ...I had forgotten!
All that came to my medulla oblongata was People Deceive
People! People Deceive People!
Funny thing was that I knew my teacher used that question as
a bonus for us.
What I feared more than losing to D was having him laugh in
my face that I didnt know the full meaning of PDP.
I played back all the songs I had heard on tv in my head.
'Eto eko wa o nlo dede..adupe lowo "dandandan"governor
Ondo State...PDP! Power to the people!(name witheld....I dont
want you guys to calculate my age abeg)
By this time, I was already sweating.
Remember! Remember!
Nothing came. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Most Embarrassing Moment Ever(hilarious) by Suigenerispremoj(f): 10:24pm On Feb 08, 2016 |
(Part2)
He said the full meaning of the acronym PDP was People
Deceive People as against Peoples Democratic Party.
Being the stubborn human being I was, I started singing it
around.Around the house, in school...you name it.
I was warned against plying that route since I had no political
knowledge. ..How old was I sef? Maybe 6.
Me? I didnt mind them jare...for me it was fun.
Then came the time for test.I was seriously primed up for it.
I and D were just eyeing ouselves.Both of us was just like we
would beat each other.
Our teacher then, Mummy Oyin.....I honestly cant remember
her real name, bless her heart...who was not oblivious of the
Warm war between both of us had a mischievious grin on her
face and keenly kept an eye on us.
The test ran for like 5 days, the last day being Friday. We had
Social studies the last one that day.
The rest of the test had been a piece of cake. Wetin dem dey
ask for Class 2 sef?
I had hurriedly and correctly answered the questions from
number 1 to 19.
Then came question 20. |
Jokes Etc / Most Embarrassing Moment Ever(hilarious) by Suigenerispremoj(f): 10:21pm On Feb 08, 2016 |
This a rather long write up,so I'll be posting it in batches.
It's worth the read though.
(Part 1)
#embarrassingmoments
Reminisce.
Dont mind how funny this story is , it Is a real life story!
Just taking a journey of thought through the academic
institutions I've attended in my quest to garner knowledge.
I'll be perching on the primary school I attended and a
particular experience I can never forget.
This happened in Class 2 or thereabout.I had a rival then....I'll
call him D.
We always competed for first position and who would get the
highest mark.
The period in which this occurrence took place was during the
election period.
There were lots of jingles, propaganda, fliers etc in respect of
the election.
My siblings had friends who would come over to discuss
politics and the upcoming election.
There was this particular friend who told us of one funny thing
he was told. |
Events / Re: When The Bridegroom Wants To Show Himself On His Wedding Day (photo) by Suigenerispremoj(f): 8:17am On Feb 03, 2016 |
Are you sure that's not the set of a movie? |
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Started Acting Strange...help! by Suigenerispremoj(f): 4:14pm On Jan 26, 2016 |
Mehn...some bombs exploding right there!!!!! |
Celebrities / Re: The 6 Most Unique Nigerian Pop Artists Of The Moment by Suigenerispremoj(f): 4:08pm On Jan 26, 2016 |
TIN...Totally Intended Nonsense
How did Burna Boy ace that list? 1 Like |
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