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The Banker Magazine, a publication of Financial Times of London has ranked Zenith Bank, First Bank, Guaranty Trust Bank, Access Bank, United Bank for Africa, Fidelity Bank, First City Monument Bank and Skye Bank among the global top 1000 banks. The banks also made the list of top 25 banks in Africa. However, the Nigerian banks did not rank among the top five in Africa. Zenith which is the most capitalised bank in the country ranks 7th as against its last year’s 6th position in the continent. First Bank and GT Bank made the 8th and 11th positions respectively. The top three banks in Africa are all from South Africa. Standard Bank Group topped the Africa chart with a capital base of $9.842 billion and is in the 112th position globally. The second is the FirstRand Bank Holdings, South Africa with a capital base of $8.471 billion. The Needbank Group Limited, also of South Africa, came third in the top 25 banks in Africa with a capital of $5.123 billion. The Banker in its benchmarking of the top 1000 global bank said that Zenith Bank PLC had, as at 2011 financial year, a total tier one capital of $2.398 billion as against the $2.405 billion of last year. This makes Zenith Bank the biggest bank in Nigeria, the 7th in Africa and the 322nd in the world. It is followed by the first generation bank, First Bank, with a total of $2.262 billion shareholders’ stake in the bank known as tier one capital in 2011. First Bank occupies the 2nd position in the Nigerian banking sector, 8th in Africa and 338th in the globe. The third highly capitalized bank in Nigeria by the standard of Bank of International Settlement (BIS) is GTBank with a tier one capital of $1.478 billion for the 2011 financial year. By tier one capital ranking, it is Nigeria’s 3rd biggest, 11th in Africa and 455th in the world. Access Bank followed closely with a capital of $1.054 billion making it the 4th largest bank in Nigeria, 15th in Africa and 541st universally. UBA is the 5th largest bank in Nigeria, 16th in Africa and 563rd in the world. Fidelity takes position as the 6th biggest bank in Nigeria, 17th in Africa and 618th in the world while First City Monument Bank becomes the 7th largest bank in Nigeria, 22nd in Africa and 710th in the world. Bank of America which occupies the first position in the global ranking has a capital base of $163.626 billion. It is followed closely by JPMorgan Chase with a capital of $142.450 billion. The third position is occupied by HSBC, a British bank with a capital base of $133.179 billion. China has three banks in the top ten positions while Japan has just one. The Banker magazine’s endorsement has become an instrument that central banks and bankers seek after as a marketing tool. |
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it nt a family mata oooo |
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PRANK LADY: good morning Dj RADIO STATION: Good morning,wat cn i do for u LADY: Please,I'll like to get two tickets for the Nama Awards show this weekend ... RADIO STATION: Well,you'll get the tickets for free only if you play a prank on someone on air&make them belive it. LADY: That's ok Radio station: Are you married? Do you have kids? LADY: Yes,i hv gt 1 RADIO STATION: Gud,you will call your husband&tell him he is not d father of ur son. LADY: Wow,that's a big one. RADIO STATION: Well it depends on how bad you want the tickets and anyway we will be live on air listening and step into tell him it's all prank. LADY: Ok,let's do this cause I really want d tickets. RADIO: Ok,where is he right now? LADY: He's at d office. His number is...(radio station calls the husband) LADY: Helo Love! HUSBAND: Hi Baby! LADY: How is work? HUSBAND: Gud,can't wait to get back home & make sweet luv 2u. LADY: Me too! But em...dia's something I need 2 tell you. HUSBAND: Ok I'm all ears dear! LADY: swt u kno dat i luv u isn't HUSBAND: Yes I do! LADY: And we promised 2 always be sincere 2 each oda? HUSBAND: Yes we did,u're startin 2 scare me dear,pls, wat is it? LADY: Something happened in my office Nine years ago. HUSBAND: what happened? LADY: The annual xmas party we had in d office 9yrs ago I got drunk&had sex wit a co- worker...em,u are not d father of our son, HUSBAND: What! Lady: I just felt u shld know HUSBAND: Are u crazy? LADY: I'm sori luv, 4give me, I jst needed 2 get it off my chest. HUSBAND: I can't believe dis. LADY: am sori luv,pls 4giv me. HUSBAND: You want 4givnes? Ok u av to 4giv dis,I have been sleepin with ur sista for d past 5yrs. Even yestaday I went home at lunch and made passionate love to your sister. RADIO STATION: Oh God! LADY: What did u just say? HUSBAND: You heard me,we just confessed our sins to each other,Is there someone dia with you? RADIO STATION: Sir,dis is Power FM & u are on air.We asked ur wife to play a prank on u so u guys can get tickets to go watch the Nama live show dis weekend. HUSBAND: Oh shit! :PPRANK LADY: good morning Dj RADIO STATION: Good morning,wat cn i do for u LADY: Please,I'll like to get two tickets for the Nama Awards show this weekend ... RADIO STATION: Well,you'll get the tickets for free only if you play a prank on someone on air&make them belive it. LADY: That's ok Radio station: Are you married? Do you have kids? LADY: Yes,i hv gt 1 RADIO STATION: Gud,you will call your husband&tell him he is not d father of ur son. LADY: Wow,that's a big one. RADIO STATION: Well it depends on how bad you want the tickets and anyway we will be live on air listening and step into tell him it's all prank. LADY: Ok,let's do this cause I really want d tickets. RADIO: Ok,where is he right now? LADY: He's at d office. His number is...(radio station calls the husband) LADY: Helo Love! HUSBAND: Hi Baby! LADY: How is work? HUSBAND: Gud,can't wait to get back home & make sweet luv 2u. LADY: Me too! But em...dia's something I need 2 tell you. HUSBAND: Ok I'm all ears dear! LADY: swt u kno dat i luv u isn't HUSBAND: Yes I do! LADY: And we promised 2 always be sincere 2 each oda? HUSBAND: Yes we did,u're startin 2 scare me dear,pls, wat is it? LADY: Something happened in my office Nine years ago. HUSBAND: what happened? LADY: The annual xmas party we had in d office 9yrs ago I got drunk&had sex wit a co- worker...em,u are not d father of our son, HUSBAND: What! Lady: I just felt u shld know HUSBAND: Are u crazy? LADY: I'm sori luv, 4give me, I jst needed 2 get it off my chest. HUSBAND: I can't believe dis. LADY: am sori luv,pls 4giv me. HUSBAND: You want 4givnes? Ok u av to 4giv dis,I have been sleepin with ur sista for d past 5yrs. Even yestaday I went home at lunch and made passionate love to your sister. RADIO STATION: Oh God! LADY: What did u just say? HUSBAND: You heard me,we just confessed our sins to each other,Is there someone dia with you? RADIO STATION: Sir,dis is Power FM & u are on air.We asked ur wife to play a prank on u so u guys can get tickets to go watch the Nama live show dis weekend. HUSBAND: Oh shit! |
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no b small wahala oooo |
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A boy caught his Dad red handed wit d maid. Dad told d son take dis #500 & don't tell ur Mum pls.. D son ansd! But Dad dis unfair Mum gav me #1000 wen i caught her wit d gateman. |
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WHO WANTS TO GO TO HEAVEN? In a class full of primary school students, the following conversation ensues: TEACHER: Who wants to go to heaven? All the children raise up their hands EXCEPT James. TEACHER: James, why are you not raising up your hand? Don't you want to go to heaven? JAMES: My mom told me to come back straight home after school. |
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We're happy to officially inform you that Jamb has announced the Cut-Off marks for entry into Nigerian Universities for 2012/2013 Academic Session. According to a memo sent to us, the cut-off for Universities has been fixed to 180 while that for Polytechnics and Colleges of Education have been fixed to 160. Announcing the cut-off today, it is important to note that these are the benchmark cut-offs. This simply means that NO UNIVERSITY CAN CUT BELOW 180 and NO POLYTECHNIC OR COLLEGE OF EDUCATION CAN CUT BELOW 160. That is, for any student to gain admission into any Nigerian University, they must score 180 and above. This announcement also confirms that all candidates who scored 159 and below cannot gain admission genuinely into any institution this 2012/2013 session and would need to re-write Jamb's UTME. Even with the announcement of the cut-off by Jamb, each Institution reserves the right to set a cut off higher than the benchmark but not lower. This means that as usual, most Federal Universities will cut 200 and in the same light, most Federal Polytechnics will cut 180. We, , therefore advise candidates to watch out for our original, regular, up-to-date and detailed information of respective institutions as they will fix their individual cut-off. We, however, expect most of the cut-offs to revolve around the benchmark, since most institutions will want as much as to pay and write their post-utme exam. With the announcement of these cut-offs, all Universities have been empowered to officially begin post-UTME. Post-UTME Planning committees in various institutions will begin publishing and sending modalities for the conduct of the exam in their respective institutions to us. |
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AMBALI....THE DRIVER A white man visited Nigeria for the 1st time and was taken round the city of abuja by Ambali - a taxi driver. They drove past an edifice that looked like d world trade centre. The white man said, "Wow! this building is awesome. how long did it take them to build this?" Ambali replied, "3 years sir." The white man said, "that's too long. In my country, it takes just 6 months to build something like this". They drove past a Mega mall and d white man said, "Now this is what I call magnificent! How long does it take to build this one?" Ambali at this time trying to be more impressive said, "4 months sir". "That's too bad. in my country it takes just 2 months for something like this". Finally, they drove past the 60,000 capacity National Stadium and the white man was awestruck. He said, "Excellent! world class!. how long does it take to build this?" Ambali answered, "Oga, as I was coming this morning it wasn't there o!" HUH! Naija no dey carry last na....LMAO! 1 Like |
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Jonathan met with the Queen of England.He asked her, "how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give to me?I want to help Nigeria" "well, said the Queen,the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people."Jonathan frowned, and then asked,"But how do i know the people around me are really intelligent?"The Queen replied. Oh, that's easy; you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle.The Queen pushed a button on her intercom."Please send David Cameron in here, would you?" David Cameron walked into the room and said,"Yes, your majesty?" The Queen smiled and said,"Answer me this please. David,your mother and father have a child,it is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?"without pausing for a minute David Cameron answered,"that would be me."Yes,very good,"said the Queen. Jonathan went back home to ask his Vice President Sambo, answer this for me,your mother and your father have a child,it's not your brother and it's not your sister, who is it?" I'm not sure said Sambo."Let me get back to you.He asked all his staff in the Office but none could give him an answer. Finally,one day,he ran into Dora Akunyili. Sambo asked," ora,Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or sister,who is it?" ora answered sharply,"That's easy, its me! Sambo smiled,and said "thanks!"Then he went back to speak with Jonathan.Sir,"I have the answer to that riddle", It's Dora Akunyili! Jonathan got angry,he said to Sambo.No wonder Nigeria isn't moving forward, I am Surrounded by Dummies.!"The answer is David Cameron! LWTMB4H (LAUGH WAN TEAR MY BELLE 4 HERE 2 Likes |
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Plz i nid a friend 4rm uniben |
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