AntiWailer:
it is not but you can't kiss with your hands behind you.

You will 'pwess bwest'

from there your hands touch her nippple, she gets turned on and you will have sex eventually.


Basically what I am trying to say is that it can easily lead to what both of you genuinely did not plan.

cramjones:
Dear Mr. President,

Christians are killed and persecuted yet you keep silent. Heads are chopped off, bodies are burned but you remain silent.

Don't plunge our country into a brink of no return. Remember Donald J. Trump is now President, and very pro-Christian, your pro-islamic Obama who supported you is no longer at the helms. Mr. President do something before it is too late.

A word, they say, is enough for the wise.

CramJones

ikp120:
I'm sorry to say this, but Trump is behaving like an asshole.

Trump I don't hate you, but you are the worst asshole I've ever seen in all my life.

C'mon, we know the shiit the dude is try to curb, but what he is doing is a worse piece of shiit mehn. Trump doesn't listen to people. I mean, tyranny is written all over his life and history. Why da fvck did those people vote his ass into that fvcking seat?

A court in US has upturned the fvcking ban, but Trump's boys are claiming that they ain't stepping down on the fvcking order. C'mon, who does that in a nation like the USA?

Abeg who get Trump's phone number?

blovesther:
add reishi and cordy active to that revive...... Believe me you will not regret it
You can pm me for more clarification

Flexherbal:

Only a few can come out openly to tell people that they use things like that. Everybody is not as free as you are, sir.
With Flexherbal, there is never a dull moment.

dairykidd:
boil weed in kettle & sieve into cup add milk...do this every morning and evening then u can top up 10 mins b4 action time u will feel like d god of knacking aka knackius n ur babe go begin speak in tongues

One of the factions of the deadly Boko Haram sect has unveiled a new video showing how the terrorists in their thousands observed prayers during the Eid ceremony.


The militant sect under the leadership of Abubakar Shekau showed members in three separate praying grounds in Borno and the Lake Chad area. Meanwhile, the leader of the faction, Shekau was obviously absent in the recording.

The recording, narrated in Hausa, showed was posted on YouTube on September 13, Tuesday, and the group said it was using it to send out message that it remained a strong force.


The Boko Haram faction threatened President Muhammadu Buhari, saying that its members are still many and stay resilient despite the Nigerian army operation that killed scores of its foot soldiers and recaptured Nigerian territory under its control.

The group said: “This is our eid prayer from us and by the support of our leader Imam Abubakar Al-Shekau. We are extending our greetings to our people and fighters. “Message to the infidels and the leader of the entire infidels (kafir) who is the President of Nigeria, Muhammadu Buhari, that he should know we are very strong and doing very good. “By the will of Allah under the leadership of our leader (Shekau) will capture Buhari with our hands.”


While the Buhari government claimed that it had defeated the militant group after retaking much of its territory, the terrorists still have a massive capacity for inflicting destruction and casualties. Recently, two rival factions in Boko Haram have launched a war for true Islam in Borno state, close to Lake Chad. One faction is loyal to Shekau, the group’s leader since 2009, and the other led by Abu Musab al-Barnawi, who was recently announced as the group’s commander in a publication of the Islamic State militant group.

Oluwalosheleyi:
STILL DOESN'T CHANGE THE FACT THAT OKIJA WAS A FULANI SLAUGHTER HOUSE WERE THEY BUTCHER IPODS.THE PEOPLE OF ILORIN DIED AS WARRIORS WHILE IPODS WERE REGRETTABLY SLAUGHTERED LIKE FOWLS BY HERDSMEN.CALCULATE THE NUMBER OF IPODS MASSACRED BY GEN MURITALA MUHAMMED IN 1969,AND ADD IT TO THOSE WASTED BY HERDSMEN.Akindanidani eleya.

Oluwalosheleyi:
count the millions of Igbos wasted between 1967-1970,those wasted in riots in the north and those wasted by beheadsmen.Ewu.

Ikechukwu48:


The fulani massacred you and even made a portion of your land their burial grounds of you people with zero, absolutely nothing done by your leaders to protect you. Hell they didn't even talk about it, they even shamelessly ignored the people....you aren't ashamed of unaselves.
The amount of yorubas killed for fulani to take over illorin then add the attacks/clashes have surpassed the amount of death toll enugu got from fulani...FACT!!!

Btw: You keep calling Okija forest...provide ONE evidence where the indigienous of the land where Okija was found accused fulani of the act....I'll wait. While I'm at it, what was found in Okija were just bones, majority came from burial grounds. What was found in soka was decomposing human bodies/parts. Dummy

tuniski:
Buharists (genuine change agents) leaving buhari in droves only buharideens (worshipers) remaining.
Pele buhari has turned out to be a disaster and a repeat of history!

drss2:
good one. oda south east state women should emulate dem.

crackhaus:

[s]Dude, go down to your nearest liquor shop and get a bottle of Red Label. Keep it cool in your fridge, then contact someone who knows where and how to get some weed so he/she can get for you—he/she should also be able to tap it up nicely for you if you can't manage it on your own.

On the day you choose to wow your wife, look for a way to make yourself scarce and go into your bathroom (hope you've got a big enough bathroom tho, the bigger the better). Take the weed with you as well as a lighter...shut the door, windows, and light up that joint.

Start gently as it's your first time so you don't choke on the smoke, you don't have to finish the entire wrap though—once you feel yourself getting high and the world around you starts to make more sense like hearing little sounds clearly or seeing things in slow motion, PLEASE STOP!
Dispose of whatever remains into the toilet, take off your clothes and have a cold shower.
Remember to reopen the windows as you shower.

When you get out, eat something but not too much... and afterwards, get your bottle of Red Label. Pour your liquor into a glass and put some ice in it (this will dilute it as the ice melts and turns to water so you can swallow it easier).
Now sip, pour, sip, pour, sip some more, until you feel the effect.

The last stage is getting down with your wife.
If you still end up reaching orgasm within the first 20mins, then it's either your wife's pu.nani is just too sweet or you should seek the face of God Almighty[/s].

Benjom:
Hmn... Buy suya or "asun" (roasted meat). Ask the 'meisuya' or the seller to slice/add plenty onions for you... Consume all... 3 to 5 hours later, go into action. For BEST result, make sure you mount her again within the following 24 hours...

My wife loves me dearly for my infamous escapades.

#Thank me later

Flexherbal:
To make sure that the potency of our products is not tempered with, we still serve Abuja from here, sir. We hope to expand to that direction soon, when we have trusted hands.

ojun50:
Try flexherbal

Hagm0nd:
Instead of yebhoes to concentrate on how to save themselves from Fulani herdsmen killing their mothers daily,they are busy crying over Lagos

CltrAltDel:
[s][/s]
Obviously you are not smart enough

iamblisz:


So you saying am not smart cause I refused to comment concerning what you posted. Am not gonna argue with you.
Anyway What ever happens to Lagos shouldn't be your problem, that is if you are a biafran, but if you are from the southwest then I guess it is.

SenatePresdo:
Dangote is even planning on building refinery (that is if he has not started building it) in Lagos.
And if Nigeria eventually disintegrate, northerners will fight bloody to take control of lagos if yorubas should try to obstruct them.
Mile 2 saga would be a kids play to compare what would happen then.

That Lagos is a no man's land is not just a mere saying, it's an obvious fact.
Which major tribe can the yorubas make go into hiding in lagos? Absolutely none!!

They will even be the one to deny their heritage in order to save their breath.