ituen:

@poster

Dont let Seun see this.
_{I'm going to report to him}

Will he beat her? Why did u say that?

biggerboy:

*And biggerboy strolled in majestically with his charms (Bante,aluwo and onde),he begins to chant incantations which renders saucekid and tope powerless,he faced saucekid and turned him into a goat*

Biggerboy are u an Herbalist
[sub]Shouting HOLY GHOST FIRE[sub]

Rotten

Saucekid + Tope i call u together in the name of the FATHER and THE SON and THE HOLY GHOST, stop fighting and this killing killing of a thing.Are u guys from NigerDelta so let

Saucekid + Tope = Peace OK

_{[/sub]kneel down and praying to God for the two to stop blasting and threaten of killing each other in Jesus Name i ve prayed Amen[sub]}

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Fresh

Poster
Who sent u?

saucekid:

<sup>forgets saucekid is coated with electromagnetic waves which makes the bullet drop to the floor

zaps TT with my super sonic radioactive beam which turns him to dust</sup>

Saucekid THE TERMINATOR

Poster
Who sent u?

saucekid:

<sup>forgets saucekid is coated with electromagnetic waves which makes the bullet drop to the floor

zaps TT with my super sonic radioactive beam which turns him to dust</sup>

Saucekid THE TERMINATOR

That is nice pretty funny anyway, weldone

Funny.
They are all day-dreaming

maybe, maybe not

oge4real:

Is that man an Igbo man?

maybe maybe not

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Once upon a time in a village,
a man appeared and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for Rs10.
The villagers seeing that there were many monkeys around,
went out to the forest and started catching them.
The man bought thousands at Rs10 and as supply started to diminish,
the villagers stopped their effort.
He further announced that he would now buy at Rs20.
This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again.
Soon the supply diminished even further and people started going back to their farms.
The offer rate increased to Rs25 and the supply of monkeys became so little
that it was an effort to even see a monkey, let alone catch it!

The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at Rs50!
However, since he had to go to the city on some business,
his assistant would now buy on behalf of him.
In the absence of the man, the assistant told the villagers.
Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has collected.
I will sell them to you at Rs35 and when the man returns from the city, you can sell it to him for Rs50."

The villagers squeezed up with all their savings and bought all the monkeys.
Then they never saw the man nor his assistant, only monkeys everywhere!! !
Welcome to the "Stock" Market!!!!!

Nice one but i ve read it here b4

Plate

Am not and i can not make fun of my God He is my all in all my Alpha and Omega

iwajay:

Sussy nice one. Nice name too. So in how many seconds can we hook up?

It will only take you 5 seconds,hope that is fast.

A man was praying to god.


He said, "God?"

God responded, "Yes?"

And the Guy said, "Can I ask a question?"

"Go right ahead", God said.

"God, what is a million years to you?"

God said, "A million years to me is only a second."

The man wondered.

Then he asked, "God, what is a million dollars worth to you?"

God said, "A million dollars to me is a penny."

So the man said, "God can I have a penny?"

And God cheerfully said,

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"Sure!, .just wait a second."


Oh My GOD

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm that is funny

How Possible could this be


☼ 10 COMMANDMENTS OF MARRIAGE ☼





Commandment 1.
Marriages are made in heaven.
But so again, are thunder and lightning.



Commandment 2.
If you want your spouse to listen and
pay strict attention to every word you say,
talk in your sleep.



Commandment 3.
Marriage is grand --
and divorce is at least 100 grand!



Commandment 4.
Married life is very frustrating.
In the first year of marriage,
the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks
and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and
the neighbors listen.



Commandment 5.
When a man opens the door of his car
for his wife, you can be sure of one thing:
Either the car is new or the wife is.




Commandment 6.
Marriage is when a man and woman
become as one; the trouble starts when
they try to decide which one.



Commandment 7.
Before marriage, a man will lie awake
all night thinking about something you
said. After marriage, he will fall asleep
before you finish.



Commandment 8.
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful,
understanding, economical, and a good
cook. But the law allows only one wife.



Commandment 9.
Every woman wants a man who is handsome,
understanding, economical and a considerate
lover, but again, the law allows only
one husband.



Commandment 10.
Man is incomplete until he marries.
After that, he is finished.



Bonus Commandment story.
A long married couple came upon a wishing well.
The wife leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.
The husband decided to make a wish too.

But he leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.
The wife was stunned for a moment but then smiled, "It really works!"

haba how she be so draught that she will not know where her new baby is, that mean she can forget her name.

PLEASE READ TRU IT, I JUST RECIEVE THIS FROM AFRIEND COULD IT BE TRUE?


God created the donkey

and said to him.
"You will be a donkey. You will work un-tiringly from sunrise to sunset
carrying burdens on your back. You will eat grass,
you will have no intelligence and you will live 50 years."

The donkey answered:
"I will be a donkey, but to live 50 years is much. Give me only 20 years"
God granted his wish.
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!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!


God created the dog
and said to him:

"You will guard the house of man. You will be his best Friend.
You will eat the scraps that he gives you and you will live 30 years.
You will be a dog. "

The dog answered:
"Sir, to live 30 years is too much,give me only 15 years.
" God granted his wish.
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!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!


God created the monkey
and said to him:

"You will be a monkey. You will swing from branch to branch doing tricks.
You will be amusing and you will live
20 years. "


The monkey answered:
"To live 20 years is too much, give me only 10 years."
God granted his wish.
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!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!


Finally God created man ,
and said to him:

"You will be man, the only rational creature on the face of the earth.
You will use your intelligence to become master over all the animals,
You will dominate the world and you will live 20 years."

Man responded:
"Sir, I will be a man but to live only
20 years is very little,
give me the 30 years that the donkey refused,
the 15 years that the dog did not want and
the 10 years the monkey refused.
" God granted man's wish
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And since then, man lives

20 years as a man ,
marries and spends

30 years like a donkey,
working and carrying all the burdens on his back.

Then when his children are grown,
he lives 15 years like a dog taking care of the house
and eating whatever is given to him,

so that when he is old,
he can retire and live 10 years like a monkey,
going from house to house and from one son or
daughter to another doing tricks to amuse his grandchildren.

That's Life.
Is'nt it ?

Please can u give me the contact address and phone number of paypal representative in Nigeria.
I like to buy and send a paypal in dollars to a friend in US.

A-D-J-A-I-N
Na wa oooooooooo

adjain:

Why do I have the feeling that the father is either tope_teadr or iwajay?

Tyre

that is nice

Can u imagine our formal president turn to a drumer man?

Message

A woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week, company training session.
Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.
The wife answers : "Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?"
The husband laughs and says: "An Italian girl !!!" The woman kept quiet and left.
Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks: "So, honey, how was the trip?"
"Very good, thank you." "And, what happened to my present?"
"Which present?" She asked.   "The one I asked for - an Italian girl!!"


"Oh, that" she said


"Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait for nine months to see if it is a girl !!!"

He wanted to carry her and atleast let her know how he feel seeing her since all this while,but she did not let him insteady she quickly annouced to him that she is marryed to a lovely,handsome and caring man called

She kept delibrating within herself whether to see Dele after lecture or not.