A woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week, company training session.
Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.
The wife answers : "Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?"
The husband laughs and says: "An Italian girl !!!" The woman kept quiet and left.
Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks: "So, honey, how was the trip?"
"Very good, thank you." "And, what happened to my present?"
"Which present?" She asked.   "The one I asked for - an Italian girl!!"


"Oh, that" she said


"Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait for nine months to see if it is a girl !!!"

damn!!!

Good.
I hope for him that he gets an Italian girl.

;d ;d ;d ;d

Nice joke!

Can u imagine our formal president turn to a drumer man?

for the first joke,
LMSFAO i just would hate to be in that man's shoes

nice one poster

If its a boy, it will go back the same way it came.

If its a boy, it will go back the same way it came.

You mean a backward reaction would occur.

You mean a reverse reaction would occur.

nice one, this is what i'm talking 'bout

Haba

PLEASE READ TRU IT, I JUST RECIEVE THIS FROM AFRIEND COULD IT BE TRUE?


God created the donkey

and said to him.
"You will be a donkey. You will work un-tiringly from sunrise to sunset
carrying burdens on your back. You will eat grass,
you will have no intelligence and you will live 50 years."

The donkey answered:
"I will be a donkey, but to live 50 years is much. Give me only 20 years"
God granted his wish.
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!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!


God created the dog
and said to him:

"You will guard the house of man. You will be his best Friend.
You will eat the scraps that he gives you and you will live 30 years.
You will be a dog. "

The dog answered:
"Sir, to live 30 years is too much,give me only 15 years.
" God granted his wish.
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!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!


God created the monkey
and said to him:

"You will be a monkey. You will swing from branch to branch doing tricks.
You will be amusing and you will live
20 years. "


The monkey answered:
"To live 20 years is too much, give me only 10 years."
God granted his wish.
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!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!


Finally God created man ,
and said to him:

"You will be man, the only rational creature on the face of the earth.
You will use your intelligence to become master over all the animals,
You will dominate the world and you will live 20 years."

Man responded:
"Sir, I will be a man but to live only
20 years is very little,
give me the 30 years that the donkey refused,
the 15 years that the dog did not want and
the 10 years the monkey refused.
" God granted man's wish
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And since then, man lives

20 years as a man ,
marries and spends

30 years like a donkey,
working and carrying all the burdens on his back.

Then when his children are grown,
he lives 15 years like a dog taking care of the house
and eating whatever is given to him,

so that when he is old,
he can retire and live 10 years like a monkey,
going from house to house and from one son or
daughter to another doing tricks to amuse his grandchildren.

That's Life.
Is'nt it ?

Chei Chei!!! Dis one na proper case of the mouth cutting the throat Gbamm!!!. Di Man don forget say that even CIA has nothing compared to a woman on a mission.

oh!nice very very nice.i like this

How Possible could this be


☼ 10 COMMANDMENTS OF MARRIAGE ☼





Commandment 1.
Marriages are made in heaven.
But so again, are thunder and lightning.



Commandment 2.
If you want your spouse to listen and
pay strict attention to every word you say,
talk in your sleep.



Commandment 3.
Marriage is grand --
and divorce is at least 100 grand!



Commandment 4.
Married life is very frustrating.
In the first year of marriage,
the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks
and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and
the neighbors listen.



Commandment 5.
When a man opens the door of his car
for his wife, you can be sure of one thing:
Either the car is new or the wife is.




Commandment 6.
Marriage is when a man and woman
become as one; the trouble starts when
they try to decide which one.



Commandment 7.
Before marriage, a man will lie awake
all night thinking about something you
said. After marriage, he will fall asleep
before you finish.



Commandment 8.
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful,
understanding, economical, and a good
cook. But the law allows only one wife.



Commandment 9.
Every woman wants a man who is handsome,
understanding, economical and a considerate
lover, but again, the law allows only
one husband.



Commandment 10.
Man is incomplete until he marries.
After that, he is finished.



Bonus Commandment story.
A long married couple came upon a wishing well.
The wife leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.
The husband decided to make a wish too.

But he leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.
The wife was stunned for a moment but then smiled, "It really works!"

Why are you folks posting a joke within a joke?You should havre created another thread for your own separate joke.

Hilarious jokes though!

lawd

saucekid wey you

they are all humorous i never been so happy after reading this joke