A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally
swallowed his glass eye. He was worried for a while, but there were no
ill effects, so he forgot about it.
Once he was in the doctor's office, the man followed instructions,
undressed, and bent over. The first thing the proctologist saw when he
looked up the man's arse was that eye staring right back at him.
"You know, " said the doctor, "you really have to learn to trust me."

Little Johnny catches his parents going at it. He yells in, "Hey,
Pop! What are you doin'?"
His father says, "Son, I'm filling your mother's tank."
Johnny says, "Oh, yeah? Well, you better get a model that
gets better mileage. The postman filled her this morning."

Am that mail man wit good mileage

U re under arrest

. . . For wrong delivery
(pap instead of letter)

catch me if u can, starring leonardo di'carprio

Migines:

. . . For wrong delivery
(pap instead of letter)

Hmmm
I won't say a word

. . . C0z ure afraid of wat?

c0z his liver has deserted him

Migy looks like u were his accomplice?

This jokes are good.

gives nightnurse a peck

Come home dis evening, lets finish the . . . .

i sure will

small tin. tnks for understanding. _{do quick come for YIM na}

give me like 20mins i'll be wid u

hmmm

hhhhhhmmmm2

this young man called ituen, i bow to you oo

for the same section you dey toast
aristole,tessy, now na nightnurse. Chai!!!

woman na eim go kill you. (probably thru an apple)

@nightnurse

i'm just watching oo, continue o jare

count me in too tufe

I love the second jokes

@Tufe

Ur a kid and wont understand the game. Just go home to mummy Clem and let her breast feed u. OK

take small sweet so that u wont cry. I aint mad at ya

sorrry iteun i aint got any breast *transfers tufe to aristole* she's loaded

Imao

na wao,d boy don Bleep up

im mess up real bad

clemcykul:

sorrry iteun i aint got any breast *transfers tufe to aristole* she's loaded

yea she is a transgendered

Who go let tufe carry dat hn dog teeth tear hn tits comot. Shes only playing safe.

he's got dracula teeths *wears iron bra wid padlock*

*removes groundnut and eats em up*

i never knew ur bra was a storage facility

and now that u know?

I will suck it