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Sports / Re: Real Madrid Furious: "The Ballon D'or No Longer Exists For Us" by SwayG: 6:05pm On Oct 28
Like for Rodri
Share for Vini

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Real Madrid Vs Barcelona (0 - 4) - On 26th October 2024 by SwayG: 9:46pm On Oct 26
Barca dey surprise me o

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Real Madrid Vs Barcelona (0 - 4) - On 26th October 2024 by SwayG: 9:45pm On Oct 26
Omoooooooo cheesy

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Real Madrid Vs Barcelona (0 - 4) - On 26th October 2024 by SwayG: 9:40pm On Oct 26
Omo.
This was so unexpected

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 250k Job In Lagos Or 500k Job In Port Harcourt by SwayG: 1:53pm On Apr 02
500k please.
don't even think twice.

Assuming it was 500k in Lagos and 500k in PH.
The best option will still be 500K in PH.

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Business / Re: Naira depreciates, posts £1/N2050 at black market by SwayG: 3:53pm On Mar 05
I see a lot of persons Applauding Tinubu Government for the recent naira gain against dollar.
It shows we don't understand why Naira will never stop depreciation.

Nigeria is a dependent country.
Any country that imports 80% of their basic needs will face high level of currency depreciation. This is the case of Nigeria. We import almost everything we use. Gas, Rice, electronics, fish, some food, gadgets, raw materials etc. And we do not export. We don't have a balanced structure here of import against exports.

The demand for dollar is high and will continually go higher.
A lot of businesses import their goods. They need dollars.
A lot of Nigerians now want to study abroad or japa. They need dollars
Even Dangote recently announced that he will start importation of crude oil. Demand for more dollars.

It's a simple economic problem. When Demand is higher than supply it results to scarcity and inflation. Scarcity results to sporadic inflation.

Look around you. 6yrs ago, how many persons do you know who went abroad or japa. Very few or none.
But now, within the last 4yrs you probably know a lot of persons who relocated abroad or either schooling there.

Can you boldly point out 4 persons who relocated from other countries to Nigeria? Or come school here?
Thereby converting their currency to Naira.

Stop expecting dollar to depreciate.
Whatever they (government) are doing now is a short term solution.

The only solution is to fully repair the country by Increase production, manufacture, exportation, reduce demand and most importantly to increase available jobs.

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Romance / Re: "Guys, What Is The Biggest Gift Or Financial Sacrifice You've Made For Love?" by SwayG: 2:15pm On Mar 05
The highest is 20k.

I can't calculate how much in total I spent on my ex.
2k here, 10k here, 20k, 15k etc.

Altogether During our dating period of 16months I'd say I spent about 100k to 200k.
I regretted every dime I spent.
And I'm grateful i didn't spend too much on her needs cos they were enormous.

In all, she cheated on me repeatedly, followed the other guy and we broke up.
The guy was way way below me financially and in looks.

Funny thing was that I got a juicy international gig that changed my life the week we broke up, she had no idea.
I bought an iphone 11 pro max for her as a surprise. An upgrade to her itel andriod and her first iPhone. Thank God I hadn't given her before I discovered her cunning ways.
A month after we broke up I bought my first Car.

Since then I don leave woman Mata. No more doing that shit called dating. Imma hit them and go our separate ways immediately.

No room for emotional attachments or entitlement to my money.
When I see a wife material I'll know.

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Romance / Re: "Guys, What Is The Biggest Gift Or Financial Sacrifice You've Made For Love?" by SwayG: 1:56pm On Mar 05
Saviola86:
The biggest material gift I have made for a woman is to my current partner. Paying her school fees from year one to presently 500L and putting her on a 15k weekly stipend till date (initially 5k weekly then 10k now 15k) and sometimes 100k to change clothes if fortune smiles on me.

Sounds surprising but babe paid her dues and won my respect.

I could remember living in a face me I face you, squatting with 3 other friends who couldn't get food talk more of wearing clothes. When many girls would hiss once I approach them, this girl said yes.

One reason I asked her out was so I could have someone atleast bringing me food because her mom had a rice and beans store grin but to my surprise she wasn't only bringing foodstuffs but was also bringing cooked food

She introduced me to using roll on and perfumes because I couldn't afford and she was buying them for me and I can't count how many times I begged and she loaned me small change to hold body and soul together... Woooo I can't count how far that babe went for me.

Fast forward to when she gained admission, her dad's job stopped and mom's business couldn't sustain the family but luckily I got a 45k a month job which I did and was sharing my small change with her to sustain pending when things get better for them.

The father didn't secure job till date and I grew, got a better job and later resigned to do my own hustle... I filled the gap

This is amazing 👏.

I hope she stays true to you and eventually marry you.

Cos if not!
if she cheats or follows another man....Your tears will be so hot, painful and you won't be able to breathe.
That's if you don't fall into a longterm depression.

This may change your love life forever. A real definition of your heart is in her hands.

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Romance / Re: "Guys, What Is The Biggest Gift Or Financial Sacrifice You've Made For Love?" by SwayG: 1:52pm On Mar 05
Draslo:
I dey shame to talk my own.

My guy moved to the UK in 2021 after spending close to 2 years in a serviced apartment. Needless to say, his babe mouth don wide like River Niger. After much pleading from the girl and her mother, my guy sponsored her to the UK and paid tuition. Na when she reach UK she remember say my guy short. My guy feel say him don see wife. All of us warned him. Him no gree hear. The girl is now dating a player from League Two. Lmao!

Omo...girls wicked o
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Ivory Coast AFCON 2023 Finals (1 - 2) On 11th February 2024 by SwayG: 12:21am On Feb 12
Imagine we Won.

And then present it to the President, Tinubu.


Win cup go give Tinubu 😣.
E no deserve am

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Ivory Coast AFCON 2023 Finals (1 - 2) On 11th February 2024 by SwayG: 10:02pm On Feb 11
Confirmedzombie:
The Ref is bias favouring Nigeria but Nigeria will never won this march.

Nigeria will took 2nd position.

That goal is not supposed to be a goal for jumping above behind by Ekong.

Ivory coat will won this march in 2nd half.

Shame the REF and Nigeria fans


With all due respect "You dey Craze"

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa AFCON 2023 Semi-Finals (4 - 2)pens On 7 Feb 2024 by SwayG: 8:26pm On Feb 07
If you've experienced BP, please refrain from the match.

Switch off your TV

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa AFCON 2023 Semi-Finals (4 - 2)pens On 7 Feb 2024 by SwayG: 8:18pm On Feb 07
Me right now.

Abi make I off TV? embarassed

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa AFCON 2023 Semi-Finals (4 - 2)pens On 7 Feb 2024 by SwayG: 7:45pm On Feb 07
Osimehn dey ball abeg

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa AFCON 2023 Semi-Finals (4 - 2)pens On 7 Feb 2024 by SwayG: 7:24pm On Feb 07
Osimhen deh ball abeg

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa AFCON 2023 Semi-Finals (4 - 2)pens On 7 Feb 2024 by SwayG: 6:29pm On Feb 07
Omo ××××××1000
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa AFCON 2023 Semi-Finals (4 - 2)pens On 7 Feb 2024 by SwayG: 6:29pm On Feb 07
Super Eagles shouldn't waste time at all.

SA players are excellent in penalties
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Guinea-Bissau: AFCON 2023 - (1 - 0) On 22nd January 2024 by SwayG: 7:09pm On Jan 22
Make that guy just die. What a muss.

Damn
Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Finally Meets His Oyibo Lover After 3 Years Of Online Dating by SwayG: 10:06pm On Jan 20
What's all these

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Sports / Re: Ivory Coast. Vs Nigeria: AFCON 2023: 0 - 1 On 18th January 2024 by SwayG: 7:14pm On Jan 18
Penalty..
Super Eagles abeg o
Business / Re: LAPO Launches The Lapoxpress Promo Season2 - Become A Millionaire With Just N10k by SwayG: 3:27pm On Oct 21, 2023
Anytime you hear lapo make sure you run with speed.

Thank me later

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Car Talk / Re: Pros And Cons Of Car Tints by SwayG: 5:30pm On Sep 25, 2023
Ensquare:
Accident bom!!! Because of BJ

BJ only on traffic
Nairaland / General / Re: What's A Little Thing That Actually Tells You A Lot About Someone? by SwayG: 5:29pm On Sep 25, 2023
Who they vote for.

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Car Talk / Re: Pros And Cons Of Car Tints by SwayG: 5:06pm On Sep 25, 2023
PROS
You fit dey see who you no want make e see you. grin

You can have sweet moments with your gal while on traffic cheesy
She can be giving you BJ while you drive



light my kpoli

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Celebrities / Re: Barber Yanks Off Naira Marley’s Poster From His Shop by SwayG: 4:20pm On Sep 24, 2023
One thing I've learnt from Mohbad death is to remain selfish like Burna Boy.
Nigerians can easily turn on you anytime. Na fake love dey everywhere.
Everyone reacting like this to Naira Marley without hearing his side of thr story. He wasn't even in the country when Mohbad died. He doesn't even stay in Nigeria. The only thing Nigerians saw was old clips of mohbad calling Naira Marley that he is after him. Mohbad even called out his girlfriend that she wants to kill him and accused her of cheating. Nobody hold the girlfriend o.

I'm not a marlain or whatever sh*t they call themselves but let's drop sentiments here. Naira Marley doesn't deserve the current hate. This is Social Media Jungle Justice. People can't just wait to see him dead or incarcerated for life. And they want this done without any investigation.

That's why I like Burna Boy. He doesn't give a damn about his Nigerian fans. He's never in the country. He focuses on his international fans. He will never repost anyone and they don't expect such from him. The guy is so arrogant to His Nigerian fans and I think that's what they deserve. He no even send Mohbad or show sympathy, instead e released a song and people dey stream. Lols.

Don Jazzy that shows a lot of support to Nigerians and upcoming entertainers. You need to see the way thousands of people where talking trash about him on Imstablog and Gistlover Instagram pages for not reposting Mohbad on his Instagram but only Twitter. Go see how dem dey insult Don Jazzy there, some even said he belongs to same cult with Naira Marley so they are the same. Lols.

My Dad once told me not to have conscience or sentiments when doing business in Nigeria. He was very much right.

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Celebrities / Re: See Davido's 7 Baby Mamas - Meet The New Ones, Anita Brown And Ivanna Bay. by SwayG: 9:23am On Jul 02, 2023
tesppidd:
So ladies rushing after you gives you the fortitude to be having unprotected sex all across the world abi?

So when in SUG why didn't you have unprotected sex and have children with like 5 girls and present them to your parents as your final CGPA?

You just spoke nonsense.

Lols.
You've never experienced this pressure of love.
Thousands of ladies are ready to sleep with Davido even with 100 baby mama's. They want to become number 101 on the list.

Ladies profess their love to him every second.
He is young, powerful, rich and a celebrity. Its very difficult.

Like I said, many people dey do am..na person wey dey catch dey rob be thief. His mistake was doing it raw.
Celebrities / Re: See Davido's 7 Baby Mamas - Meet The New Ones, Anita Brown And Ivanna Bay. by SwayG: 8:28am On Jul 02, 2023
This is one of the reasons why I respect Burna boy. He is doing it but playing safe. Na only person wey dem catch dey rob be thief.

However, nobody should castigate Davido. Its never easy to be popular, be a billionaire and powerful. Ladies will rush after you. They offer their bodies to to you free of charge.

When I was in the SUG in my university, countless ladies loved me like they could die if they don't. Ladies just love men with power and money. They want to sleep with you by all means possible. Many girls will cook for you for free with their money, give you gifts and offer free love, even those with boyfriends want to sleep with you. You can't just control them.
Even if they see you with other ladies, they still want you. Infact, that's when they want you more.

Ladies take pride in being Davido's baby mama. They blow up immediately and become almost like a celebrity. Thousands of ladies are ready to still sleep with Davido if he has 100 baby mama's.

Same goes to a beautiful lady. The way men call, try to get the attention and die for beautiful ladies you'd think their lives is at stake. You may not understand this if you don't have a very beautiful sister.

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Sports / Re: Victor Osimhen Becomes 1st African Footballer To Win Golden Boot In Serie A by SwayG: 10:04pm On Jun 04, 2023
Victor has done well for himself.

E no easy to win and be recognised in the game of football.

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Sports / Re: PSG confirms Messi's departure by SwayG: 6:40pm On Jun 03, 2023
If Messi departs PSG his career will eventually come to an end. Unless he goes to a very reputable club.

In as much as Messi is a great footballer, he doesn't have the audience and grace that follows the relevance of Ronaldo. This is mainly due to poor marketing and packaging.

Ronaldo has packaging.
Sadly, Messi Doesn't.

Messi's relevance at PSG was below average.
He would have gone into oblivion if not for the world Cup win.

He has done well for himself, however.

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Business / Re: List Of 47 Microfinance Banks Licences Revoked By CBN by SwayG: 4:16pm On May 24, 2023
I was searching for KUDA and OPAY.

My heart 4 fly grin

I remember the day I had transfer issues with Opay, I couldn't reach them via calls for 2 days. I was simply helpless, no physical person to hold.
Omo, MICROFINANCE BANK get as e be sha

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Politics / Re: MC Oluomo Celebrates Tinubu's Presidential Win (Video) by SwayG: 7:47am On Mar 01, 2023
No one should say something bad about his celebration.
He's celebrating just like how you would have celebrated if your candidate had won.


I voted Obi but I congratulate Tinubu for his win.

Let's move on and not start dragging things back.

To the best of my knowledge, the election wasn't rigged.

Kindly congratulate the President Elect, work with him and wish his administration the best.

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Music/Radio / Re: Grammy Awards Winners 2023 (Full List) by SwayG: 8:58am On Feb 06, 2023
All Thanks to Wizkid.
No one knew Tems before.

Her songs are not even popular or big hit in Nigeria. She was lucky to have been featured by wizkid and then by Drake.

In all, congratulations to her.

A friend of mine got a job of 380k immediately after graduation without connections. He was in shock cos he didn't do anything special, he even saw the job description on Instagram while catching cruise.

Some of us are just lucky and lines fall in places for us while some will have to hustle all their life with different circumstances here and there.

Na so life be.

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