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Romance / Re: What Does A Side Chick Offer That A Main Chick Can't? by Swerve4me: 11:40am On Jul 20, 2022
Arysexy:
Nothing. Toto na d same

Myth of the century � grin

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Romance / Re: Did You Finally Date That Girl That Was Forming Too Hard To Get? Did It Go Well? by Swerve4me: 1:38pm On Mar 28, 2022
luminouz:


So you paid your way through to her pussy!!

Are you ok at all?

You even have the mouth to talk that you paid 1k for every smile.... How much is a fart? A belch? Or a frown since your own to pay women for everything.

The pussy she gave you has been bought with 200k. There is one nigha on that street who she will spend your 'smiley money's when she gets back home.

Angry Nigerians everywhere.

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija S6: Housemates Receive Their First Rewards by Swerve4me: 5:58pm On Jul 29, 2021
Which day dem go fork? I want to watch a sestape pls
Politics / Re: Operation Hadin Kai (OPHK): Nigerian Army Renames Operation In The North East by Swerve4me: 8:16am On May 01, 2021
merits:
rename upon rename but no positive outcome.

Tell me which of them humbled himself and helped the less privileged when he was alive.

Lol.

This life an cruise. Everything is vanity.

cool cool cool

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Crime / Re: How God Saved Me From Being Kidnapped On 29th December 2020 by Swerve4me: 10:46pm On Apr 29, 2021
It's amazing how a February post makes the front page in April. Hmmm.

To the main issue at hand now, I have the following submission:

Oga, you seem to be a wealthy person. Wehdone. In this country, most people are poor and hungry, so when they hear this kind of your testimony, they are likely to agree with you; maybe something will drop for the boys. But looking at your story in its entirety, I don't believe you were targeted by kidnappers.

I will also advise you to seek medical care due to your inability to account for events between Dec 28 to 30. Make e no come be say na stroke u been get that time. Stroke can cause sudden death, and some victims will still attribute it to village people (I mean no harm here pls).

In addition, if you don't have more factual evidence that implicates your late relative, ie the one who lost his life in the fatal road mishap; then it's grossly unfair to jubilate over his demise. He may have just been checking on you- maybe something will drop for him.

I don't expect you to agree with everything I've said but I felt I needed to state my stance.

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Politics / Re: Lift Suspension Of Channels TV Or Face Legal Action, SERAP Tells FG by Swerve4me: 3:42am On Apr 27, 2021
Enoch07:

What kind of mentality abeg?

The kain mentality of "we can not challenge our leaders because they no de hear word. Even if we complain, they no go hear".

We should be able to demand accountability from our leaders and it's a collective effort. If they know they'll be under immense pressure to deliver or be kicked out, they'll think twice before they take up political posts.

These things are easier said than done but can achieve a lot as a country if we can do this.

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Politics / Re: Lift Suspension Of Channels TV Or Face Legal Action, SERAP Tells FG by Swerve4me: 8:18pm On Apr 26, 2021
Enoch07:
na lie Mohammed una dey threaten? person way no dey hear word

Na this kain mentality de kill Nigeria. SMH.
Career / Re: Abuja Magistrate Orders Lawyer Handcuffed, Jailed For Challenging Him by Swerve4me: 3:11pm On Mar 23, 2021
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Akwa Ibom To Employ First-class Graduates To Teach In Secondary Schools by Swerve4me: 6:10pm On Jan 28, 2021
Hmmm. I hope una go pay them better salary.

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Sports / Re: Rivers United (Nigeria) Beat Bloemfontein Celtic (South Africa) 5-0 On Aggregate by Swerve4me: 1:09pm On Jan 24, 2021
Nice result for the Nigerian side. I hope they're able to lift the cup.

But don't read too much into that result. It doesn't mean the Nigerian league is better. Celtic have issues. They've won only one of their last 10 games, and none in the last seven. They lie 12th in a 16 team league, just two points above the relegation zone.

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Politics / Re: A Soldier In Borno Celebrates His Birthday With Bread As Cake (Photos) by Swerve4me: 1:08pm On Jan 23, 2021
Happy Birthday Soldier. You are right. Any flour product may be used to improvise in such unusual circumstance.

Pls make sure you watch ur back as you de celebrate.

Wait o! Na mortar I de see so for background abi? I know say this NA go de use piss to cool their mortar as in one Hollywood film wey I watch.

grin grin

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