Femtopford:
Yes, aside Mechanical comments there is no existence that is perpetual under the sun "depreciation and transformation" but why assaulting them, because they ironically have no mouth to reject which ever blood tonic we give to them after doctor has prescribed the suitable for such species. It's very bad compromising the genuineness of spare parts and fluids then reducing their lifespan of about 20years to 5 years.

It's Great how u deploy medical science to further drive home your point, it really appeals to me. Welldone

Femtopford:


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Toluway:

I love your style and temperament. The patient dog eats the fastest bone. Please, carry me along. I'll be trying my best to interpret your usual parables and codes. Ride on Boss!

Men are still here buying stocks, i need to come back and learn.

... Morgan Capital come and gimme my login details

PETERiCHY:
For those rushing ZenithBank just bear in mind it will still come down to N16 to refuel after Jim Ovia and his mercenaries are done with their Abracadabra that why we term it SHORT TERM PLAY.

*ThE OcToPuS*

PETERiCHY:
For those rushing ZenithBank just bear in mind it will still come down to N16 to refuel after Jim Ovia and his mercenaries are done with their Abracadabra that why we term it SHORT TERM PLAY.

*ThE OcToPuS*

I am back. Wats been happening here for the past 2 yrs.
Manie, Agba, Joysmart, Mercilicious, and other BNSITL

cadno:

On FBNH, u are talking lik a trader , not an investor perspective. 100k units of FBNH now is N400k apprx. Two years from now FBNH will be giving out N1 Div per share from calculations. Is that not a good investment...

I'm still watching, since u said I'm a trader.

times are changing if u must know

Epphy:
Hello House,

I am sorry I want to deviate a bit. What are our views about MMM?

Thanks.

At this time, u are still asking about MMM, time is of the essence oo. Do the needful

freemanbubble:
okok
you just come on line to type nonsense. you are not educated at all. i work with uniben and uniben is fedral. am at bursary department. we prepare the payslip of workers. level 3 step 2 salary is 23000 naira. since buhari assumed office there is nothing like employment in uniben. level 7 usually take home 97000 during past administration but this present administration. level 7 take home 86000. people are leaving federal job. the only benefit about federal job is that no body threatens you with sack letter especially when your appointment have been regularized, you get promoted easily and the salary never stops. jonathan do pay on the 22 of everymonth and buhari own comes on 26. please i just hate you for this comment. did you post this comment out of ignorance or just stupidity. God help your soul

Don't mind him, when level 9 health worker they collect 90k as basic plus call duty in state hospital here. So the person will use 40k for feeding and transport, no rent, no investment, no responsibility to family. well I guess he is made.

Pls can I terminate my Treasury bill b4 maturity.
One fellow in diamond bank is telling me I can't terminate it cos it's CBN but I insisted I bought it from their secondary market (@ 8% for 181 days). She reluctantly accepted to patch my letter through to their head quarters.

PETERiCHY:
(1st Samuel:8 verse 4-22)

8:4 Then all the elders of Israel gathered themselves together, and came to Samuel unto Ramah,

8:5 And said unto him, Behold, thou art old, and thy sons walk not in thy ways: now make us a king to judge us like all the nations.

8:6 But the thing displeased Samuel, when they said, Give us a king to judge us. And Samuel prayed unto the LORD.

8:7 And the LORD said unto Samuel, Hearken unto the voice of the people in all that they say unto thee: for they have not rejected thee, but they have rejected me, that I should not reign over them.

8:8 According to all the works which they have done since the day that I brought them up out of Egypt even unto this day, wherewith they have forsaken me, and served other gods, so do they also unto thee.

8:9 Now therefore hearken unto their voice: howbeit yet protest solemnly unto them, and shew them the manner of the king that shall reign over them.

8:10 And Samuel told all the words of the LORD unto the people that asked of him a king.

8:11 And he said, This will be the manner of the king that shall reign over you: He will take your sons, and appoint them for himself, for his chariots, and to be his horsemen; and some shall run before his chariots.

8:12 And he will appoint him captains over thousands, and captains over fifties; and will set them to ear his ground, and to reap his harvest, and to make his instruments of war, and instruments of his chariots.

8:13 And he will take your daughters to be confectionaries, and to be cooks, and to be bakers.

8:14 And he will take your fields, and your vineyards, and your oliveyards, even the best of them, and give them to his servants.

8:15 And he will take the tenth of your seed, and of your vineyards, and give to his officers, and to his servants.

8:16 And he will take your menservants, and your maidservants, and your goodliest young men, and your asses, and put them to his work.

8:17 He will take the tenth of your sheep: and ye shall be his servants.

8:18 And ye shall cry out in that day because of your king which ye shall have chosen you; and the LORD will not hear you in that day.

8:19 Nevertheless the people refused to obey the voice of Samuel; and they said, Nay; but we will have a king over us;

8:20 That we also may be like all the nations; and that our king may judge us, and go out before us, and fight our battles.

8:21 And Samuel heard all the words of the people, and he rehearsed them in the ears of the LORD.

8:22 And the LORD said to Samuel, Hearken unto their voice, and make them a king. And Samuel said unto the men of Israel, Go ye every man unto his city.



(There's difference between GOD'S PERFECT WILL and GOD'S PERMISSIVE WILL)

In the bible God use to raise judges to deliver the isrealites from time to time but their came a time, they got tired and started clamouring for a king.

They said they want to be like other nations and they nominated Saul who happen to be one of the tallest men in that era to their king.

Though Saul wasn't GOD'S PERFECT WILL but GOD allowed it, thats a case of GOD'S PERMISSIVE WILL...

On the long they KNEW what their EYES saw....

In the same vein since independent God in his infinite mercies has been raising judges to deliver Nigeria from time to time till it got to a point some unscrupulous elements among them instigated the masses and they started clamouring for CHANGE so they can be like other nations e.i Zimbabwe & Venezuela..

They nominated General Bubu who also happen to be one the tallest men in this era as their president,

Even though his not GOD'S PERFECT WILL but GOD as well allowed it,

Now the rest is history.....

*ThE OcToPuS*

So are you saying, a David is coming soon?

I'm glad u quoted the good book of the Lord but in most of ur post in NSEMPA , u leave out the part that says


"let the righteous say it's well...
"The Just shall live by faith"
"when men say there is a casting down we should say there is a lifting up.
"Pray for the good of the land"

locodemy:
I know that my redeemer liveth......i know he will not disappoint me.......he has promised and he will never fail........God i pray for my company Oando to survive this hard time.......i also pray that from today, may the share price reverse to upward trend and never fall below #5 again in jesus name ......Amen.........i will put my trust in God and wait for you at KM10.

The problem is that men mocking u, will come and buy it now u are experiencing a little loss and sell it @ N10 and crash it again in a constant circle as it's taking u to your promise land.

Some Coy are so cursed, that this kind cometh out but by prayer and fasting or targeted prevailing prayers at the satanic strong man holding the company at ransom.

legendary, Ground/record breaking loss of the year COY needs more than typed prayers


... joke of the decade

cadno:

On FBNH, u are talking lik a trader , not an investor perspective. 100k units of FBNH now is N400k apprx. Two years from now FBNH will be giving out N1 Div per share from calculations. Is that not a good investment...

It is Mr investor, what u get 2yrs from now in Fbn or in either zenith/Gtb is ur call.

anything that works for though, Afterall u are not a newbie.

tarajohn:
@drizzymadbet, first off, for you to make a honest review or judge something, u must have used or been involved with that thing. Its obvious I've never been involved in MMM as your posts shows you don't know much about this opportunity.

Secondly, MMM is not a scam, an MLM, HYIP, Bank or Investment company. MMM is a DONATION COMMUNITY where members have decided to help themselves gratuitously, without collateral, provide financial help to each other.

Thirdly, MMM advertises because of the way it works. Even the Banks and organizations do aggressive advertising. Even the banks need more customets to survive. MMM operates the way a stockvel operates. The point is, whose money has Sergei Mavrodi stolen. No member of MMM , anywhere in the world gives hus or her money to Mr. Mavrodi. When u join MMM, u do not give your money to MMM. MMM or MMM founder Mr Mavrodi, I repeat, does not collect a dime from anyone anywhere in the world. We members give money to each other. We pay directly into the others Bank account. ....so how does Sergie run away with your money. Please answer this @drizzymadbet.

MMM has enemies, the politicians, the banks, government and press. Why? Please go do your research very well. Then u will find the answer. I want u to go do that research, when u find it, only then you'll be convinced to join MMM.

Mr. Mavrodi has made his money way back before MMM. His aim and ideology about MMM is to fight against the unjust financial system of the world; which makes the poor poorer and rich richer thought its the poor who does the hard work. The Bank takes your money in the pretence of keeping it for you. You keep it there for years. How much do they give u as interest Peanuts! Mr Mavrodi belives no government can make the masses rich, no politician or rich person will come to make you rich. He believes, the masses must take the bull by the horn by helping each other and that is why he put this system in place for everyone to take advantage of. Again. Mr. Mavrodi nor MMM does not collect money on his website or from anyone. Mr. Mavrodi is a Mathematician, a programmer and he only set up this system to help the masses. MMM has changed my financial status!!!

Mmm has been in existence for five years in over 100 countries of the world. #mmmpays. It has been paying everyone for five years. #MMM has paid me severally, I've lost count. #MMM is NOT A SCAM!

Call/whatsapp me +2348171841884

It will be good if u browse about mmm global. Have u considered the concept of a closed system where profit is made but no business is done to support the profit. It's paying quite alright and will continue as long as more ppl are providing help more than ppl getting help.

meanwhile the person that created the system can create a dummy account that will overule (proxy) the programming to allow him to continually cash money (get help) out of the system leading to deficit in future, and thereby creating a halt in the system cos their is limited or no provision of help

I'm a registered member though but not a criteria for anyone to join.

fxuser:

“If I have positions going against me, I get right out; if they are going for me, I keep them… Risk control is the most important thing in trading. If you have a losing position that is making you uncomfortable, the solution is very simple: Get out, because you can always get back in.”

– P T Jones

#noteToSelf

I noticed it's hard when it's Oando, easy to buy not easy to offload tru brokers.
newbies stay away from this one even if it's upside potential is juicy. stay away from skybank too. meanwhile u mustn't invest in firstbank if bank is ur preference.

How have my BNSITL been, so many new monickers around.


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last episode

I talk am! Shey dem don carry the thread go put for front page. Person no kukuma get privacy again! No where is safe to even lament again.
Abeg, make I go my diary go lament, make I see who go carry am put front page again.



make I go hustle kerosene warm indomie.

www.nairaland.com/3210525/nigeria-finished-me

Episode 9

I for say make you go church for dileverance as e be like say them follow you from village.
But when you go church, the pastor wey get 3 private jets, countless cars and houses go still tell you "you must sacrifise something". First fruit, tithe, vat, tax, new month offering, first son dues, till them collect all the money wey you save from NYSC
The painful part be say you ar more likely to be " blessed" with riches playing baba ijebu or bet9ja than for the scamming pastors prayer to wok for you.
By the time you dey go house and you enter bus wey be one chance.....by the time them search you no see money.....carry you go ATM and na 200 naira dey your account....your own don be.

Episode 8

If u deh do part time come dey think say - shey make leave work wey graduate dey find go school den later later come join the graduates dey look for work?

No try am oo! No be we wey pack our load go live for school like say school na career. We been dey mock people wey dey do part time those days like say our own better. Most of them dey work like u come dey manage part time.

As we don laugh them finish, how body be us?, nothing dey campus so no try am!

Na only small-small children wey their Papa dey send small money go come dey chase u upandan like say dem fit afford all their fake effizy.
If to say I learn mechanic with the 11yrs+ I spend for secondary school and university, I for don be specialist for car maintenance like oga Gazzuzz, mayor and siena them.

We carry paper certificate, laminate am like say na precious paper come store am inside folder go hide for inside bag make rat no chop am.

Episode 7

This one hunger dey show for person face like say na tribal mark, oyibo go look u one eye for embassy realise say hunger don reset ur brain, say if him stamp your visa now, u fit go pregnant all the girls wey dey him country so him go stamp rejection for ur application.
Na so I just play-play go apply for one abroad university for masters like say I get shishi to fund am. 24hrs later, dem don approve my application sharp-sharp, grant me provissional admission come dey even call me for phone to go pay school fees sharp-sharp. Na him I realise say the huzzling is real and don dey enter international level. The guy come dey call me for phone every 2 hrs like say him Papa dash mE money for abroad school fees.
As I dey so, my brain don block. I know no wether I go even fit find 'x' again for any mathematical equation. Na so we look for 'x' everyday for secondary school like say na we throway am.
We come enter university come dey find 'Dee x' like say the one wey we find for secondary school no do them. Shey we don find all 'x' and 'Dee x' finish like say tomorrow no dey, now to get better work na wahala. Na him den dey call me to go pay abroad school fees for masters...


I don ask the guy for scholarship. The guy say dem go give me 10% off if I pay within 1 month. I don calculate the 10% come tell am make him send me the 10% as cash so that I go complete an with my own money go pay the 100%. Ee be like the guy don realise say na scam me self be. Him don respect himself no call me again.

Episode 6

Person go finish school, after the struggle to go night class everyday, spend better money for seminar and project..struggle graduate with 2.1....spend one long year dey serve him country....yet he no go see job after everything..na this kind life person suppose to dey live?
Some of us don even vex do MSC join...yet no level...
E come be like say we just dey fool ourselves for this country..
some mumu go come here dey shout PDP and APC yet money no dey enter their pocket..them just dey here dey form political analyst..no level..
All the better jobs wey dey this country na for big men children.. if your papa no get money, the chance of you being anything/anybody eventually slim pass broom..
Which kind life be this??

Episode 5

Na for harsh times na him talent dey come out oo. The most amazing talents are born out of hunger and survival instincts.
Me self don dey try nuture other talents, I don dey discover say I get small ability to control my dream, like say na script me dey write and act am at the same time.
Anytime hunger too wire me, I wash my plate and spoon, keep am under my pillow and sleep off. When I land for dream, food go show!
I come extend this my talent to robbing banks in the dream. I don rob almost all Nigerian banks even cbn for dream; the problem be say the money no dey gree follow me wake up.
I still dey work on perfecting this my skill. Who knows, one day I can be able to drag my stolen wealth from dream to my bed side.

Episode 4

Na so one mumu dey send me txt say him don deactivate my ATM, say make I call one number make dem unblock am. Person wan scam broke ar'se dude like me. If him see my account t balance, him go weep for me. I don receive that same txt from 5 different people, I come dey wonder how many other guys dey hussle like dat, everybody don turn bank customer care wey dey block people ATM card. Ee come be like say yahoo no pay again.
These ones dey dey shout self employment like say dem papa get bank wey dey dash people capital. They will tell you "Think of a need and fufil that need, then you will be a rich man".

The only need wey I don see na poverty!

Episode 3

Wen I bin dey small dey tell us sey we be the leaders of tomorrow na we don grow finish go school finish still yet nothing dey, those old men we rule my papa still dey rule us now and dey fit rule our unborn children join, emerging buhari wey rule naija for 1984 dat time dey never born me still dey rule uptill now na Obasanjo I go talk aby na TY danjuma or IBB? Dey tell us we be d minority still yet dey no wan leave us mek we go fine our way, for dis country to better make dem divide am, leave us Biafrans mek we fine our way, abeg if u get Niger Delta Avengers contact abeg help me with am na them be d only people wey dey give me joy.
my brother, I don reason all these things I don tire..
Assuming say them say make biafrans go their way..u know say the poor no go still get any level? na dem ekeremadu and rochas go still dey the helms of affair...
we go start the 'e go better' song all over again...
the reason why we dey shout Biafra shey na because everywhere don cast for the con3..
the thing dey affect Igbo, Yoruba , Hausa ...we all dey in this mess together...

Episode 2

If I no complain, who go complain?? Money, I no see, food don turn to 0-1-0. Ask person for money, he go look you like say you be visitor for this country. Na now I understand why Buhari say him go dey give us 5k monthly. Him been plan to turn all of us to beggars.
The last time, na so I waka enter orange market. People Begin shout thief thief, I dey look back because wetin dey my mind na to thief wetin I go chop that afternoon but instead, wetin I see humble me. Na cos of ordinary one mudu of rice them nearly late one man for Mararaba o. Person wey dey hungry dey follow beat the man.
No food and to thief self, people ready kill you. We go survive sha. Na how I go move my neighbour food dey hungry me so abi na to go sell myself make I see food eat!!

Some of us might have missed this topic when it appeared on the front page.

The thread which was centred on the hustle of a regular Nigerian soon attracted sympathy and got some concerned Nigerians donating money to NL within the thread.

I will post some of the extract in episode for us to see how their adversity showcased their comedy and writing skills, admist bringing laughter to readers and good sum of money to the broke.

*NIGERIA HAS FINISHED ME*
Episode 1

Ee come be like say everything for this country dey harsh, mosquitoes come harsh pass. No insecticide dey kill them again, abi dem don mutate come develope resistance for insecticide. I don spray tire, pour snipper sotey na me the snipper wan come kill. To breathe na wahala, still mosquitoes dey bite, sulk and even chew.
The other day I no sabi as rat take run enter my kitchen. I no even border myself to look for am. I just secure my certificate them because I know say if hunger finish with am for that my kitchen, the next thing him go do na to dey find my certificate. This morning, na so I see the rat lie down for my kitchen. I been think say him don die until I notice say him dey breath small small and dey blink him eyes. I just use broom sweep the thing comot.
The huzzling is real!

feelamong:


Una no dey drink Seven up again? hian!

Bros, na person weh see tomato chop indomie deh use 7up wash down food. Abi u no known how many sachet of pure water e buy soo!

rolled:
Dear op
Few years ago we were in the same shoes
I fasted,cried,fought and he didn't change
One day I just decided to love myself more
Did things that made me happy(aside from cheating)
Fix my nails,got a good job,nice hair,well fitted clothes
I go on dates with my friends
See movies in a cinema
Then he started accusing me of cheating,so uncomfortable when am out.He would call like 50 times.
He tried to bully me into sitting at home all day but I refused
He even reported me to my family but I continued to make myself happy
Please note that all I did was NEVER TO MAKE HIM JEALOUS,i just had to be happy
Then all of a sudden I stopped seeing used condom pack
He stopped going out
He wants to go everywhere with me
And no reason to think he is unfaithful
Am not saying you shouldn't pray
Am not saying you should do what I did
It worked for me
But in all PLEASE LOVE YOURSElF AND BE HAPPY
Most Nigerians feel is prayers alone,No
Pray and be practical
You are a full grown woman you should know what am talking about
Wish you well

Exactly. GOD said u should commit u ways to Him and He will direct your path. It was God all through when that idea of making yourself happy came up, it was him that turned the heart of your husband towards your new tactics. Problem with people is not going by the spirit prompting, they prefer to castigate their husband and wallow in self-pity. LET YOUR OBEDIENCE BE COMPLETE AND I WILL AVENGE EVERY DISOBEDIENCE

THANK GOD YOU GATCH UR MAN BACK

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No wonder you were bored. I'm bored already looking at that workspace, it's like it's just u and those gadget all day long right?

joey150:
deadpool in summary.
Comedy=wack action= wack

Failed project!

I concur, maybe I expected it to look better than Avengers or captain America (winter soldier)

David25:
Obviously, no one will buy from these resellers if the price isn't lower than mtn direct data. and I mean Real lower.
peace.

Funny enough some are still buying cos they don't trust or care about such desperate msgs from mtn. while some are still loyal for some reason and advising us to do sth about it.

when Grace sets in, every human perceived fact is OBVIOUSLY suspended.

Better Days ahead for us.

eleojo23:
All our Moses' failed to deliver us from the Egyptians.

Exactly, to show it's not by might or power but by the spirit of God upon a Moses. That's the spirit we need upon NFF and some coach that lacks wisdom to choose players according to situation and perfect timing to change