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Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by SWG1: 8:34pm On Jun 17, 2015
passwelle:

I beg to differ Sir. There are always opportunities on the bourse, only just depends on if you are investing or trading.


Special agent in covert ops /Jijo technique.

I hail ooo

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Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by SWG1: 8:27pm On Jun 17, 2015
passwelle:

The above sir is for the investor. I am aware of a trader who uses Morgan Capital and has made net of charges >16% in Wema bank, 28% in FCMB and 9% profit in Sterling bank in the same time period you quoted above. All compounded. wink

The grand master

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Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by SWG1: 3:54pm On Jun 15, 2015
chillykelly86:


It has already been marked down today, so anyone buying now is not likely to get the dividend, unless you are SWG1 cheesy

I placed an order for more units at 56k but I don't know if it went through cos I haven't gotten an alert.


Mehn, I don bail since leave teshere 400 units for them
Car Talk / Re: 6 Types Of Nigerian Drivers by SWG1: 9:23pm On Jun 13, 2015
What of the Jeepers & creepers. Once they upgrade from small cars to jeep, they will be creeping in front of u with their bogus vehicle like the highest speed in the speedometer is 30km/hr.
Politics / Re: Three Trekkers For Atiku Stranded In Yola by SWG1: 8:58pm On Jun 13, 2015
why don't they convert this trekking to Olympics sports where they will be monitored per time to ensure compliance, then the allocate prizes to the best trekkers instead of them embarrassing there entire generation and neighbourhood.

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Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by SWG1: 3:14pm On Jun 11, 2015
stockbull :Dstockbull
Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by SWG1: 7:20pm On Jun 02, 2015
Aloaye:


Someone, I think mercylicious posted the chart of Costain to show that it was breaking out

yes we know costain the madman. U can only be madly wise to trade that stock esp with TA cos iv not seen any fundamentals even as at last yr it performed such stunt.

# correlation coefficient Technical analysis (TA) tins.

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Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by SWG1: 11:56am On Jun 02, 2015
myjoy08:



Sir, you can call this number 08191410456. Explain to him the issue concerning your outstanding dividend and let me know the outcome.

Thanks, but its sayin number dose not exist
Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by SWG1: 11:45pm On May 31, 2015
ihedioramma:
is market going to open tomorrow?

U mean Balogun or main market
Phones / Re: Cheap Etisalat Data Bundle For Mtn Sme Data-share Customers by SWG1: 11:36pm On May 31, 2015
Grab this Glo offer while stock last :

5gb @ 3k

4.5gb @ 2500

3gb @ 2k

1gb @ 1500

call /watsapp: 08063415045
Politics / Re: An Open Letter To GMB On The Reason Why He Is Favoured By God To Be President by SWG1: 11:32pm On May 31, 2015
kendrick9:
letter for the gods
Exactly, and it turned out to be so
Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by SWG1: 2:12pm On May 30, 2015
myjoy08:


Sir, have u called them or notify them?

Not yet. Pls do send the number if u have it.


The way u knew these Men in black inside out, I tot u might be a brother to the nephews cousin of this guys.
Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by SWG1: 1:20pm On May 30, 2015
cc: myjoy08

I have not received dividend warrant of both dividend paid last yr by Oando. Pls I need a way forward as I can't visit their registrar in Enugu
Car Talk / Re: FRSC Advises Nigerians On How To Drive Successfully by SWG1: 10:03pm On May 29, 2015
elohorayodele:
why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly?

I remember that inscription on my t-shirt back in the days, but i am yet to get the idea.

How can road safety copy and paste without reading. How many drivers (even FRSC) know about understeer, oversteer and handbrakes in ice to drift vehicles.
Politics / Re: “I Was Worried I Would Be Booed,” Jonathan Admits As He Returns Home by SWG1: 9:48pm On May 29, 2015
politricks:
How wont you expect to be booed when you are the GCFR (Grand commander of the fo.ol's republic)

Considering He ruled nigeria and you were in nigeria and a nigerian.
I am kind of confused at ur GCFR meaning

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Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by SWG1: 11:53pm On May 28, 2015
Born2berich:


My Oga, honestly I thought that we all are conversant with the word bombastic and loquacious. I never meant to over shoot it.

I can say for sure that this account has been hacked. (over-shooting and bombarding us with grammar)

Uba, Oando and Vitafoam hmmmmn nice choice

some planning jijo moves on unity, sky bank, costain.

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Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by SWG1: 7:22pm On May 27, 2015
angelo82:
Just like that........No fundamental or speculative reason to buttress your point..............





It could be based on same correlation coefficient TA of last year. No wonder someone has been shouting buy costain.

I can proudly say we are into advanced gambling in NSE.


Stock Bull, God is watching. Deserting ur own and leaving us at mercy of psychics and
prophets
Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by SWG1: 4:04pm On May 27, 2015
myjoy08:
CI Leasing want to raise capital through rights issue... grin

They have been planning to carryout this devices since last, no wonder the juicy dividend without day of payment or close of register

Omo time to bail, b4 they lock me in.
Technology Market / Re: Cheap Etisalat Data Bundle 4 Mtn Data-share Customers Denied Of 250mb/500mb by SWG1: 3:55pm On May 26, 2015
Grab this Glo offer while stock last :

5gb @ 3k

4.5gb @ 2500

3gb @ 2k

1gb @ 1500

call /watsapp: 08063415045
Technology Market / Re: MTN 1GIG Now 600 NAIRA by SWG1: 3:48pm On May 26, 2015
romzyxy:

free 500mb pls......den I m yours.
Are u for real, He is dashing away data already.
Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by SWG1: 12:34pm On May 26, 2015
Agbalowomeri:


Did u return it? grin

Pls how do I return it and who will now possess the possession.

@ Jas get the info straight. I am trying to highlight irregularities in different situations
Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by SWG1: 8:20pm On May 25, 2015
mercylicious:
@house,
I received fcmb annual result for 2014. I am so surprised as after many jijo, I bought at the markdown price-2.55 but it later regained the losses that day and closed at abt 2.7x naira.

Having bought at the mark down price, I don't expect dividend or annual report.
Who knows if I will still receive dividend. I wonder if they use that names on the register at close of day on mark down day.

I got afriprud dividend warrant last yr notwithstanding i sold some days before close of register. So many irregularities.

Uptil now i have not even seen my oando divident warrant of last yr.
Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by SWG1: 9:38am On May 25, 2015
chillykelly86:


And I am taking position in C&ILeasing because I still see value. I hope it can drop to .60-.64 range, I need to buy more.
#changeofbatontins.

I bought @ 51k and I am only selling the last trench wen it hits 75-80k or wen there Is urgent need of money.

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Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by SWG1: 4:22pm On May 23, 2015
Agbalowomeri:


From bear hunting to monkey hunting!

#Hihihihi DRiGoooooooooooo

It is called the wave of change in prophetic ministry of NSEMPA.

I'm gradually exiting Cileasing and speedily accumulating small small discreet unit of oxygen.

Might be joke of the yr but still a magic of the yr

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: His current MD was in the panel conducting the interview he went for! by SWG1: 7:20pm On May 22, 2015
phyllosilicate:
Village people at work ....... How would he answer the : why do you want to leave your current job question.

Who knows the excuse He gave to the MD to go for that interview

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Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by SWG1: 8:33pm On May 17, 2015
ucheson2:
Happy sunday to all my bnsitl. May I use this opportunity to appeal to you all to sell more oando this week. We need to work really hard this week because I belief that we have the capacity to cheapen the price of O&O to below N15 this week. That will enable my company to easily achieve its goal to acquire 3% of oando before the end of this year. Please help us by selling your oando this week you can still buy it back when it is cheap. Thanks for being a partner in progress.

fact number 1- your trademarks is becoming monotonous and ludicurously boring

fact number 2- you own no company with 2% oxygen

fact number 3- You are not buying Nada, ur just hyping whenever u notice the price will move up north

fact number number 4 - This stock is still disappointing you.

Fact number 5 - U will obstinately post this again

Fact number 6 - You are still my man

we still bnsitl

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Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by SWG1: 8:00pm On May 17, 2015
slicreports:
Hello nairalanders,Goodday. do you have some cash and you don't know where to invest it??. welcome, you can invest into investment plan like that of caisse creek. if you invest #500,000. you would get 10%(i.e #50,000)deposited to your bank account monthly. meanwhile, after the agreed duration you can take your capital back or you can leave it as long as you want. for further details,please contact me on 07035469530, 08184998845(Casmir),e-mail:Casi_city@yahoo.com. feel free to google caisse creek. The Company is 4years old and its location in Bode Thomas,Lagos.Thanks.
BENEFIT:#50,000 monthly profit,#600,000


By SWG
Im really perturbed by the recent onslaught of all these amateuristic blokes or rather dudes on this thread trying to sell baby toys to NSEMPA, heavily impregnated with maestros in money milling ventures.

We were once there, ponzi scheme, pyramid scheme, wonder banks. I guess u have a long way to catch up with reality, considering the time frame it will take u to reconsider and start from page one and read through to current page of NSEMPA (which I know Wil multiple exponentially b4 u finish) . And then retrace ur footstep to join a less swindling venture.

I'm just giving you my piece of mind Afterall who are mine ( who am I)



I annual profit and then your #500,000 back to you the end of the agreed duration.
MINIMUM AMOUNT TO INVEST:#50,000.
Autos / Re: BUY YOUR SHARP & NEAT CAR(S) FROM COTONOU ( @ THE BEST BET) WITH A LOW MILEAGE... by SWG1: 8:27pm On May 14, 2015
Rnbstar:


Plz can I get a clean car for 500k

I noticed this post was ignored. Even if its a dirty car, atleast encourage him cos i know some category of cars go at that price
Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by SWG1: 9:07am On May 14, 2015
presiade:

The joy is, they are coming by jet. grin

Its time to take my leasing boys home and wait down south to slaughter the bears.

It makes a good JIJO sense to me as long as the bears tarries

Afraid catch me as my cileasing put up for sales tru 2 broking houses was quickly moped up
@ 0.68

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