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Culture / Re: Why Do Igbos Especially The Anambrans Marry From Their Tribe? by SWG1: 4:33pm On Feb 22, 2015
sleekangel85:
My cousin dated this anambra Guy for 6 yrs,she dated d guy wen he had nothing,yet she was still with him only for this guy to get money he told my cousin dat "my mother said I shud marry from my tribe".meanwhile he claimed he loved her.y didn't he define d relationship from d onset instead of wasting her time. Come to think of it y will a Man not be able to make his own choice nd decisions for a life partner,I believe he knows nd understands her better than his mother does to know if she'll make a good life partner.it's high time grown up men not boys or babies speak for themselves.Any man who does this kind of thing will face God's punishment for life.

Sorry to say but a girl needs to get her guy define Wat both of them are doing. Was She supposed to throw herself all out to a Guy that has not gone to her parents for introduction talk more of traditional marriage. I have seen girls do crazy things, like following a Guy u Jus met to His home town and sleeping over, BELIEVING in their own mind that the Guy will marry her.

Wisdom is profitable to direct.

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Celebrities / Re: List Of Top 10 Comedians In Nigeria by SWG1: 7:35pm On Feb 21, 2015
Stanleyelege:
Basket mouth is truly the best...

Seeth thou a man that is diligent in his business

Purchase ur MTN 1gig plan for 1200. Contact - 07062027524. Sms/ whatsapp.

Everyday I resolve sme data related issues ranging from can't browse,deduction of airtime while browsing nd step by step configuration of mobile devices due to the nature of my Job nd experience in telcom.

I am open for complaints nd enquiries as I will assist u resolve whatever difficulty u maybe currently experiencing on ur Mtn sme data share or difficulty in browsing, step by step configuration of all devices etc.


Am an sme data share agent. Am a risk taker,I will take the risk of sending ur desired data while u send me a 1200 airtime on confirmtion.
D truth is this, non of the people u see advertising 1gig for 1k sells at that price. D story u get is d promo has just ended nd even if u get it, it comes with less than 28days validity after hours of wait.



I operate just like mtn extra time service were u borrow nd payback.

Put me to any test even if u eventually dont av in mind of buying, u will be very convinced of my honesty.

Its risky for me but let me take the risk.

Check my signature.

How much profit will u now make When u sell 1gb @ 1200 (airtime) and Later sell the airtime @ 10% discount to retrieve ur cash. Just needed to know if it's worth the stress and risk of airtime disappearing
Celebrities / Re: Flavour Shares A Pic Of When He Was A Cute Boy... by SWG1: 4:08pm On Feb 21, 2015
khalebzy:
I wish I had this little boy as a friend then angry

He was my friend then But we all pass through different stages in life. So appreciate the ones You have now. Chinedu aka flavour is the special one, God is set to use him mightly in future. Let's not be carried away by his recent disposition.

That's federal Demonstration sec sec, Eziagu, Anambra State School Uniform. The good ol days. Can't help laughing at that pix.
Phones / Re: What Network Has The Best Call Tariff As At Today? by SWG1: 1:14pm On Feb 18, 2015
ruffhandu:


This is the best deal so far.
Let me analyse it further for you guys.
I use N1,000 GB. With this, I am given extra N1,500 bonus+N1,000 main account.
The N1,000 is for calls to all networks, including mtn. But while the N1,500 lasts, it is exclusively for MTN calls while other networks chop from the N1,000, untill the N1,500 bonus is exhausted, then all calls will be made from the N1,000, or what is left of it.
For the bonus of N1,500, mtn charges 40k/sec. At this rate, you'll have access to a total of 3,750 seconds (62.5 mins) for MTN calls on the bonus account.
For the N1,000, you are charged 10k/sec; which translates to 10,000 seconds (166.7 mins) to all networks.
So, Assuming I make only mtn calls all thru, then I would have access to 229 minutes (62.5+166.7) of call time for just N1,000, which may average out to N4.36k/minute, or 7.27k/sec.
Since I discovered this, that is what I use to make calls like I am richer than I actually am.
My brother uses the zone stuff, but the problem I have with it is that some times it is extremely cheap, but some other time s it is not. So, you have to wait to catch when it is cheap. Me I no fit defer some important urgent calls sometimes.

MTN Goodybag is the cheapest for now. For the N1,000, you send gb1000 to 131, and the bonus lasts for 1 month. As it stands now, my Goodybag validity is till June 8, 2015.

No hidden charges, no conditioning you to make 10seconds call first, just straight on. Even without the bonus, you are still good at 10k/sec, which others can't even beat, not to talk of a whole lot of 62.5minutes of talk time to mtn calls. Nothing beats this as at 18th February, 2015 (11.02am). Quote me anywhere.

I would gladly quote u anywhere!
The 750 goodbag seems to be cheaper on the long run But since the bonus account last for a week, then Gb 1000 surpasses Wat u get from other package or network. Nice analysis, well-done.

For cheap data bundles on various network, see my signature.
Business / Re: Business Ideas To Start With 50k by SWG1: 2:33pm On Feb 15, 2015
U can also take the proceed from ur business of choice from the above suggestions or part of your initial capital and become a data reseller to Mtn, Etisalat and Glo. You can even employ someone to manage it When it bcms burdensome.
Nairaland / General / Re: Valentine Special Data Bundle Promo by SWG1: 1:40pm On Feb 14, 2015
SWG1:
INTRODUCING:

★Glo bumper Data★

4gb @ N2500
5gb @ N3000
10gb @ N5000

1month validity

☎Call, sms or watsapp 08063415045

Other daily and lower plans are available, with possible negotiation.
Nairaland / General / Valentine Special Data Bundle Promo by SWG1: 1:38pm On Feb 14, 2015
INTRODUCING:

★Glo bumper Data★

4gb @ N2500
5gb @ N3000
10gb @ N5000

1month validity

☎Call, sms or watsapp 08063415045
Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by SWG1: 4:37pm On Feb 12, 2015
Advice!

Downplay on banks and consider defensive stocks. Let prices not deceive you or prophetic stock picks borne out of projections and Predictions.

...Financial Holocaust is coming


see u in last quarter, felt like saying hi !
Miss u all So much.
Phones / Re: Cheap Etisalat Data Bundle For Mtn Sme Data-share Customers by SWG1: 12:25am On Feb 11, 2015
I presently included Glo to my Mtn and
Etisalat package.

Get glo:

4gb @ 2k
5gb @ 3k
10gb @ 5k

Other cheaper and daily plans are available
and negotiable.

call or watsapp 08063415045
Technology Market / Re: Cheap Etisalat Data Bundle 4 Mtn Data-share Customers Denied Of 250mb/500mb by SWG1: 12:10am On Feb 11, 2015
I presently included Glo to my Mtn and
Etisalat package.

Get glo:

4gb @ 2k
5gb @ 3k
10gb @ 5k

other cheaper and daily plans are available
and negotiable.

call or watsapp 08063415045
Phones / Re: Etisalat,mtn,glo SME Data Reseller - Meaning & Link by SWG1: 11:55pm On Feb 10, 2015
SWG1:


How much do u buy the 6gb let me see if I could come in with a discounted price for you. I am a resseller too

I presently included Glo to my Mtn and Etisalat package.

get glo
4gb @ 2k
5gb @ 3k
10gb @ 5k

other cheaper and daily plans are available and negotiable

call or watsapp 08063415045
Phones / Re: Etisalat,mtn,glo SME Data Reseller - Meaning & Link by SWG1: 10:37am On Feb 09, 2015
PraiseDLord:
Thanks all, no need for any response as I've subscribed to my usual 6GB already. Thanks
cheesy

How much do u buy the 6gb let me see if I could come in with a discounted price for you. I am a resseller too
Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by SWG1: 11:23pm On Jan 31, 2015
myjoy08:
Where is Sir Agba..., Sir Passwe... and Sir Dexter, Madam Mercy..., Madam Big, Madam Joysmart...etc. Come back, we miss u all!

Odiegwu! People making cool money elsewhere. see u guys by Sept /Oct
Politics / Re: Niger Delta Militants Threaten War Should Jonathan Lose Election by SWG1: 7:45pm On Jan 24, 2015
I don't really understand, Who will they be fighting: the masses that voted, the Aso Rock, or the APC candidates . last time I checked, it takes two to fight a war. If they have what it takes to war, they should have gone to North-East to salvage the boko situation and save their son from being voted out.

By the way I am not a fan of either parties.

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Politics / Re: Controversial PDP Ad On Punch Newspaper Front Page (Photo) by SWG1: 1:07pm On Jan 19, 2015
[quote author=omowolewa post=29929907]GEJ should call his boiz to order.
God gives life and he knows the time range of it.

[/quote

And now ppl are playing God, thinking GEJ is above death .

pls follow my signature
Politics / Re: Has Anyone Seen The Silly Advert On The Front Page Of Today's Punch By Fayose? by SWG1: 12:53pm On Jan 19, 2015
So they think GEJ is above death or specially exempt end . Death knows not age, post or personality.

meanwhile follow my signature for ur data
Business To Business / Re: Become a P&G (Pampers, Ariel, Always, Vicks, etc.) Distributor In Lagos by SWG1: 12:42pm On Jan 19, 2015
pls can I get the contact of Enugu and Onitsha distributor, I am looking at a distance midway the two states to start this business. splendidconcept@Yahoo. com is my email.
pin: 52E6B0B1
Politics / Re: Gbagauns: President Jonathan’s Grammatical Blunders During His Campaign Speeches by SWG1: 10:04pm On Jan 18, 2015
Amya:
You've got to be kidding me!

So the writer of this article all in the bid to make sense ended up not making any.
Amongst the 3 things he listed up there and spent time analysing, only one ofthem is technically a blunder ('stole' rather than 'steal') which is clearly a mistake of framing.

The writer of this article just spent so much space ridiculing himself rather than the president who he sought to ridicule. It was clearly written with bias and bad faith.

Need I remind anyone that English is a borrowed language and having a good command of the language is not necessarily intelligence as proven by the writer of this article. If you really want to discredit our humble amiable president, please try harder. This is one big pile of poo.

I buy ur idea. No need of commenting on that long thesis cos uv hit the bulls eye
Religion / Re: Age Falsification: How Do I Make Restitution? by SWG1: 3:02pm On Jan 18, 2015
delishpot:
My dear,if you can change the age from scratch then try to do so.if you are ready to start from the bottom of the ladder as a result of you squealing on yourself, then try to do so, if you feel like it will cause too much damage. Leave it as is. Restitute in your heart and move on with your life.
God bless u my brother i dont know how that doctrine of restitution which the pharisee used to prevent others from entering the kingdom bcm a burden for a child of GOD bound by grace. “Go for ur sins are 4gvn u“ says Jesus. Or OP wants his effort to make himself righteous?

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Phones / Re: VERY HILARIOUS... Which Of These Would You Do First? by SWG1: 2:49pm On Jan 18, 2015
This is dicey question and multifaceted depending on your emotions towards the both situation.

If u know the debtor as a story teller whenever he calls, u wouldnt want to waste ur time with him wen u mum is an emmergency case.
2ndly if u love ur mum, the emotions that follows the massage wont let u call the debtor whether he has the money waiting to be collected.

Another scenerio, is the mean one from a family where everyone looks up to another to raise the whole money, he wont even bother calling the debtor so that he wont be compelled by his other siblings to take care of the hospital bill alone from the money owed him by the debtor.

So basically ur calling ur sister first unless family aint family indeed.
Phones / Re: Cheap Etisalat Data Bundle For Mtn Sme Data-share Customers by SWG1: 7:32pm On Jan 16, 2015
From now, I will be giving out 4 Ppl only, on
daily basis:
Mtn 1gb @ N1000 cash deposit.
Airtime payment attracts an extra charge.

Thanks for ur patronage thus far.
Technology Market / Re: Cheap Etisalat Data Bundle 4 Mtn Data-share Customers Denied Of 250mb/500mb by SWG1: 7:27pm On Jan 16, 2015
From now, I will be giving out 4 Ppl only, on daily basis:
Mtn 1gb @ N1000 cash deposit.

Airtime payment attracts an extra charge.
Thanks for ur patronage thus far.
Phones / Re: Glo Gives Out N35m Benz G-Wagon To Promo Winner (Photos) by SWG1: 8:05pm On Jan 15, 2015
I don't know Wat they are trying to prove with an suv worth such amount. I pray the Guy will see someone to sell to at a good price
if car Is not his major problem. I think with d situation of our country, they should be giving out cash instead of cars or Both, if they are actually trying to help the masses and not to show off.

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Religion / Re: Picture Of Bishop David Oyedepo And His Entire Family by SWG1: 8:43pm On Jan 14, 2015
seedord247:
They are getting fat while the masses that produced the milk cant even taste it.

My brother, u might be speaking for yourself. Meanwhile Ppl keep trooping in yearly to partake of blessings they Ve seen evidently in the live of others.
Family / Re: 6 Ways To Avoid Marrying The Wrong Person by SWG1: 8:22pm On Jan 14, 2015
Best post of the year.

This post should be pushed up to front page every month till people are reformed mentally, and emotionally.

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Jokes Etc / Re: If You Used Any Of These Items Then You Are Older Than You Think by SWG1: 4:30pm On Jan 08, 2015
mehn I love this thread.

Pls where is Three top juice and stella pomade.
How did these companies go under
Celebrities / Re: Some Evergreen Nollywood Actors/Actresses We Can Never Forget. by SWG1: 10:38am On Jan 07, 2015
Elvis295:
ASO DOUGLAS. (MADAM D MADAM ITS A MATTER OF CASH) SHE WORKED WITH BASI AND COMPANY.

Then elebeli Elebuwa should be their.

There is no way that list is complete without Nkem owo, that futured back then in rattle Snake and osuofiason.

others include
Emmanuel france (always a native doctor )
justus Esiri
Alex usifo
segun Arinze (black arrow)
Nobert young

Dolly unachukwu
Francis Agu (Rip)
Susan Patrick
J T Tom-west
Iyama Victoria
Uche Osotule
Larry koldsweat
Ngozi. Nwosu

If Emeka Ike and Ramsey Noah are included, then Ann njamanze, francis duru , sam Dede,Genevieve, omotola,.and Rita Nzelu should be there.
Phone/Internet Market / Re: Automatic Data Allocation System(adas) For MTN SME Data Sellers by SWG1: 7:59pm On Jan 02, 2015
Interesting , how secure is it.
Phones / Re: How Much Did You Spend On Data Subscription In 2014 ? by SWG1: 10:20am On Jan 01, 2015
Okijajuju1:
i will take a wild yet under-stated guess and say 60,000 Naira.. Thats the price of 2.5 gigabyte/month cumulative across 3 phones and 3 networks (MTN, ETISALAT & GLO).

I am patient and hopeful that by 2016, internet prices would drop astronomically. The operations cost of these networks are still very high and and the business climate in Nigeria is still very harsh.





NEW YEAR RESOLUTION:: GEJ MUST GO...

The time is now not even 2016, we resellers have gone to show that data could be cheaper by our exploits with Mtn 250mb in the recent past.
Phones / Re: How Much Did You Spend On Data Subscription In 2014 ? by SWG1: 10:18am On Jan 01, 2015
Joavid:
Wow. Good question, cos I would never have thought about it.
Now that am thinking, it's alot compared to what I spent on books or even cosmetics sad sad

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Politics / Re: An Open Letter To GMB On The Reason Why He Is Favoured By God To Be President by SWG1: 1:11pm On Dec 31, 2014
The second reason the True Lord God
Almighty is bringing you back after 30
years- actually you began to reign as
president in the spirit realm a year ago as
I have noted above that the February 14,
2015 presidential election is mere
formality-is because of the disobedience
of the current president, Dr Goodluck
Ebele Jonathan. As I disclosed in my open
letter to President Goodluck Jonathan last
week in this column, he reneged on his
vows to the True Lord God Almighty and
the Sovereign Lord God has removed him
from office about a year ago. He-the Lord
God Almighty-is bringing you back to obey
Him and do what the current man has
refused to do. I will explain to you those
things that President Jonathan has refused
to do and the vows he broke to the Lord
which you, Muhammadu Buhari must
implement in another open letter next
year between Friday February 14, 2015
and May 29, 2015 before you will be
sworn in as the fifth executive president
of Nigeria.
Finally, you are coming back this time as
a democratically-elected head of state not
by your efforts as a I explained above, but
because you are joined at the spiritual
hips with one man known as Yemi
Osinbajo. The prayers of the children of
God have gone into the Tabernacle of His
Highest in heavens and Nigerians of all
persuasions are praying for the salvation
of souls and the cleansing of the Nigerian
land. Hear what the Word of God says in
2 Chronicles 7: 13-14: "If I shut up the
heavens so that there is no rain, or if I
command the locust to devour the land,
or if I send pestilence among My people;
if my people, who are called by my name,
will humble themselves and pray and seek
my face and turn from their wicked ways,
then I will hear from heaven, and I will
forgive their sin and will heal their land.
Now My eyes will be open and My ears
attentive to the prayer offered in this
place.…"


source: www.nigeriaworld.com/feature/publication/fayemiwo/122914.html

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