if you want this to make FP change the title of this thread to 'HOW THIEVES AND POLICE ARE KILLING THE BUSINESS SECTOR IN IJEBU'.
If your brother was a banker would you allow him go and seat down in a banking hall in a town that is highly susceptible to armed robbery without police protection.
[/quote] thanks bro

[quote author=detops post=30423585] This is very serious oo, imagine becos of 3k

u can imagine ijebu ode to shagamu cost nothing less than #500. deduct it from 3k and u are left with 2500. God have mercy!

days after the robbery incidence that took place in ondo state, nigeria all banks in ijebu-ode were closed down for business. We all thought the situation will only last for a day or two so as to tighten up the security. Unfortunately instead of tighten-up the security measures they had in place, they loosen up the security by removing the only & I mean the only armored vehicle attached to both ijebu north, ijebu north east and ijebu ode which I thought was provided by the state government for unexplained reason(s) and as if that is not enough some shot their ATM doors and others deliberately off their generator sets so that their ATM will not dispense cash while the remaining banks have ds huge NO ATM placards in front of their gates.
ADMIN; ds is a frontpage material ooooo cos we need an urgent help

slikcipher:
Benue People ..... Being senseless since the civil war

I swear u dey craze like local dog wey just smoke nyaope!

1. Making the same mistakes again and again without giving correction a chance will only turn such a mistake to a thorn in the flesh!

2. Pride always comes before destruction

3. What makes a leader a HERO lies in his ability to listen and reason with his followers

Year 2000 was d year. Everybody was happy for d new millennium & nobody wanted to go back to school with old uniform so our mother bought chinos material 4 us & we told her we won't take it to our father's tailor who sew one stupid 1927 chinese three-buttoned jacket with open neck for us for 1999 christmas. So we took d material 2 OGA TAILOR (behind our father's back) whom we heard was good & experienced and told him we will collect it a week before resumption & he said no problem so on saturday, 2days before resumption we went there & he said we should come on sunday evening. On sunday evening, we went there & met his shop locked & we sat there till 10:00pm because we don't know how to explain to our father. As God will have it our father traveled very early on monday morning so we went to school in our old uniform. Immediately d school closed on monday, we headed straight to his shop & he still haven't sew d clothes & he kept telling us to come back tomorrow & 2weeks into resumption we still haven't gotten our new uniform & our mum asked us to go collect our material. Sow cloth OGA TAILOR refused to sow our cloth, give us our material OGA TAILOR refused to give us our material. So we organized the boys scout since we were members(we all wore our uniform) to go threaten d man and ds conversation ensued; OGA TAILOR(immediately he saw us): se nitori aso yin le se ko agunbaniro kekeke wa ka mi mo shobu?(is it because of ur clothes u brought children cops to my shop?) WE(BOYS SCOUT): e fun wa ni aso wa bo ya eran tabi e o ran(give us our clothes whether sewed or not) OGA TAILOR: e wa gba lola(come back tomorrow) WE(BOYS SCOUT): baba e ko aso jade tabi ka na yin jaleti(old man bring d clothe out or we will beat u tear ur ears) OGA TAILOR: ha e fe na baba yin(u wan beat ur father) from nowhere my elder brother's friend tear OGA TAILOR koboko for back & everybody bursted into laughter & out of annoyance OGA tAILOR brought out lieyard & started shouting TI N BA fun e ni layadi wa sare ni popo(if I give u lieyard u will run in d wilderness). Omo everybody tear race. It took my father(a run-away soldier man) intervention before we could get our uniform & out of wickedness OGA TAILOR used d chinos meant for our shorts to sow a three-buttoned jacket for us & used d white meant for d shirt to sow shorts & d uniform became useless

Kachisbarbie:
hmmm...
Chimoge! I can never forget that guy!

He has been my tailor for up to 6yrs, without any major issue. All of a sudden, Chimoge started taking weed, probably 'overdose', started jonsing - bc of goodwill, I found it difficult to let go.

I gave him the material for a friend's wedding (asoebi) naso Chimoge vanish 1wk to the wedding o, kept calling on fone, he didn't pick.

I went to his shop, his section was locked, then he called that he is very sorry, he had an accident...blablabla... and he has finished the work I should come Fri eve(eve of the wedding)...chai! Fri eve I went there, he has disappeared again - this time his section was open. I checked the bag for finished clothe - I no c ma cloth. I checked the 1 for un-sewn clothes - lo and behold, na there my material balance well.

I can't remember what happened after that, but I can remember waking up - surrounded by his colleagues and my brother...hahha.

My brother was 'gingering' army and LAPD...hahahahaha

my brother I just dey laugh like ferrari wey dey imo expressway

kennyfl99:
Pls they stolen my blackberry bold 5 today on 14/10/2014.my pin: 25A7A183 can anyone help me with any useful information how i can track my phone and get it back the line i was using on it is etisalat line

look guy we can track it because I detest stealing/cheating but don't be too lousy about it. I have already sent a request to d pin & btw where do u stay & where do u lost it?

Basketmouth crack jokes while Bovi is a joke himself(his eyes, lips, accent, & so on) & if u don't believe it go watch extended family

exhibit7432:

I have a white bb bold 5(fairly used) ...the price is negotiable call me on 08104203308

what is d asking price? And d version pls?

Mrcdorv: I have fairly used black bold4 7k,lag holla if interested.

I don't need a bold 4

I'm in need of a black bold 5(9900). It shud b either a second hand (which means d seller shud have all d accessories & a proof of ownership) or a uk used with a proof dt shows dt it has never been unscrewed b4(which means d phone's pin shud b the same as d pin at back of d case) & a proof of ownership

[quote author=GSMArenaNG][/quote] pls I need a bold 5(9900)

20pounds: FFK is a fresh kid o. No wonder he left the janjaw33ds.

Compare

were ni bobo yi sha je ki BRF ra e gba, osu mefa ni kirikiri

First & foremost expect more boring games frm super eagle under Keshi because we don't & will never have a formidable team under keshi. Secondly there is too much of politics going on in d team selection because a player like Mikel shud b BENCHED at least for a while maybe dt wil bring his vibe back. Lastly at least 4 now Keshi is more of a politician than a football coach because he lack tactical prowess & as u all know ''what u don't have u can't give'' so we can never have a tacktical team under him

ds match is a lamentatn! Keshi shud nt renew his contract because he is a politician & we wud never have a team under him

Deiok: [size=15pt] GOALLLLLL[/size] congo requalised

congo requalised!!! Are U damn serious? With ds ur grammar I'm sure U can #bringbackourgirl! Joke apart it is equalised.

Deiok:
I dont have your time douchbag.

eeyah!!!! U don dey form patrick obahiagbon now abi? Just watch it so dt u won't commit another blunder.

Deiok:
Mumu i was typing fast. Eenglish teacher.

U were typing fast abi then explain ''Eenglish''

Deiok: [size=15pt] GOALLLLLL[/size] congo requalised

see grammar! Next time it is equalised!

congo requalised!!! Are U damn serious? With ds ur grammar I'm sure U can #bringbackourgirl! Joke apart it is equalised.

We are proud to b nigerians because even fools(white & dark-skinned foreigners) marvel at our foolishness

Ds woman need mental evaluation! DSS spokeperson my foot!! What's her qualification by the way? Cos ds woman deserve to b sent back to primary two(2) in one of those LG primary school preferably d one in either Ijebu-igbo or Ibadan because her articulation is worse than bad.

We are proud to b nigerians because even fools(white & black foreigner) marvel at our foolishness

Once I wake up I listen to sport yawn on wazobia fm(95.1)7:30am-8:00am, then change my dial to nigeria info(99.3) for headline news between 8:00-10:00am, then swing to inspiration fm(92.3) to listen to T.i.T.i(I highly recommend this to all parent wanna-be, parents, single parents & all young single)10:00am-11:00am, then change my dial to top radio(90.9) for top sports between 11:00am-12noon. I then tune in to 94.1(rainbow fm) with spycy(though not at all times)12noon-1:30pm, I then join Gloria Maduka on inspiration fm(92.3) for d sauce between 1:30pm-4:30pm, I join classic fm(97.3) for old tunes 4:30pm-5:00pm when it becomes boring I join top radio(90.9) for stock market update or rainbow fm(94.1) with D DON. I then listen to anything dt soothe my ears on any station till 9:00pm before joinining Jumoke for "tales for d night" on smooth fm(98.1). & if u are a guy or a lady who is 25yrs and above who is looking for love tune in to 98.1(smooth fm) every tuesday & thursday from 8:00pm for best match-making.

hakeem4: Who is better As for me I believe it the short black boy M.I abaga cause the way he flows isand his lines are extraordinary

I don dey warn u since say ds kaikai go affect ur brain very soon just yesterday u told me u were in los angelos in kaduna. M.I is better than Kendrick Lamar is another manifest of Igbo+kaikai+nyaope+green leave. I hope u won't end up in yaba left!

Nnachi404: all you need to know about qsat is here on nairaland but all I can say is that for you to enjoy satellite TV you need a big dish but if you can't get a big dish well you can get qsat but qsat have it's ups and down

I have a big dish bro! Pls what are d likely downs moment of qsat decoder

heed101: pennywise pounds foolish

what do u mean?

Duru009: Use the fuel money to buy card na. No time to waste.

my brother I've learnt my lesson ooo but e pain me sha o.......