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Politics / Re: Strike Flops In Lagos As Workers, Banks Shun NLC by syntekelite(m): 11:24am On Sep 06, 2023
Daft nlc president.. so glaring he is a stooge fr emefiele and labour party.. new money policy and subsidy removal which was more destructive and a recipe for anarchy? I wonder why other nlc members haven't kicked the irrelevant joker out of the union, he has made nlc a total joke of the aluta activism...
Food / Re: Indomie Generation Doesn't Know The Drink Called Goldspot And Olo by syntekelite(m): 3:03pm On Aug 28, 2023
[quote author=Apus post=125159209]

True, but they are not that felt.

Drank Schweppes some time ago and was not that impressed.
Was a very big fan of Schweppes.

Hardly drank anything asides old Schweppes lemon then.

[/quote

Na tonic water i miss pass esp if u dey smoke small ... So gutted that it no longer exists...

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Food / Re: Indomie Generation Doesn't Know The Drink Called Goldspot And Olo by syntekelite(m): 3:02pm On Aug 28, 2023
Dr pepper nko?
Food / Re: Indomie Generation Doesn't Know The Drink Called Goldspot And Olo by syntekelite(m): 3:01pm On Aug 28, 2023
Throwback:


Exactly my point, since GenZ were born in the late 1990s onwards.

We need to realise that Indomie generation are now over 40yrs old for those who had Indomie in the 1990s as University teenagers.

On point.. but that indomie i think was diff,(called 2mins noodles or so)i may be wrong though, the aroma,the sauce and most especially the time to get cooked 2mins on dot..
But the sweetest part was its aroma and its long and thick strands..
The indomie of today abegi na total rubbish esp the sauce terrible health wise, i substitute mine with knorr if at all i must eat it...
Food / Re: Concoction Native Jollof Rice Recipe | Palm Oil Rice With No Tomatoes (Photos) by syntekelite(m): 12:30pm On Aug 22, 2023
Rice-800
Iru-200
Onions-200
Shombo,pepper&maggi-300
Palmoil-200
Scent leaves-100
Crayfish-200
Fish_600
Total-2600..
Verdict- not a concoction

Real concoction.
Local Rice-500
Grounded pepper-50 or fresh pepper-100
Palm oil or groundnut oil-100
Maggi&salt- e go dey house..
Egg-100..
Crayfish- totally optional
Total- 700..
Verdict- this is real meaning of concoction..

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Crime / Re: NDLEA Raids Drug Warehouse In Lagos, Recovers ₦‎4.8 Billion Worth Of Opioids by syntekelite(m): 7:35am On Aug 21, 2023
Imagine marwa as president.....
Culture / Re: Ifa Council Suspends Isese Festival In Ilorin by syntekelite(m): 1:15pm On Aug 18, 2023
Ifa wey most imams and alfas dey patronise steady, in fact most muslim clerics are staunch members...
Business / Re: Jumia Shares Drop 17% After Q2 Results, Investors React Negatively by syntekelite(m): 1:11pm On Aug 18, 2023
They re the cause of their problems dont pity them one bit,they dont monitor vendors, they have harsh return policies(i.e giving you vouchers of 5k on an item of 30k), their commission for marketers is the most terrible, too many fake items on there, terrible shop abroad stores all fake e.g nike,Adidas,ralph all substandard(dubai,china) and most importantly they have the most expensive items on simple/basic products and the most ridiculous shipping fees.. if u dont believe go order fr indomie or spaghetti and see the final price..items they sell outside your window and they want u to pay extra 1k or 1500 for..

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Crime / Re: Drug Baroness, Four Kingpins Arrested As NDLEA Busts Three Syndicates In Lagos by syntekelite(m): 9:14am On Aug 14, 2023
The only organisation working.. i wonder why this marwa no contest for election.....
U see that NLC mehnnn na dem useless pass.....
Politics / Re: Ali Ndume: N2 Million “Holidays” Allowance Not Unusual, May Move Against Akpabio by syntekelite(m): 9:11am On Aug 14, 2023
All part of the game,nigerian senators are the anchor dragging nigeria down for decades,their salaries&numerous allowances are too bloated no single bill that favours the people,no social constituency projects except fr maybe 1 or 2..
The plan is to direct nigerians righteous anger to where it resides the H.O.R's. & SENATORS they are the public servants representing the people directly..aso rock too far and too secure but your senators&reps come to the streets after 4 years to throw 2million out their car windows and share rice and garri while you all shout twale&then begin abuse the president..
Abeg wht does the president want to do when he said everyone should sacrifice but the senators insist on latest prado and leave allowance during this trying times its not a military regime so the game has to be played to perfection i.e the leaking of memos, the akpabio so called slipup&the leaking of convos showing they insist on buyin latest prado no matter what, very soon the senators will have no choice but to cut down their allowances when the people start seein them for who they really are...
Properties / Re: Lawrenco Antonio Cardoso Family Takes Possession Of Apapa Land With 300 Houses by syntekelite(m): 4:52pm On Aug 11, 2023
leanonme82:




Not true. Those are saros dt came back after the slave trade. Awori, ijebu and Egun lagosians dt were never returnees have full traditional names. Those are the real owners and are way more in number.

But yorubas accepted saros back in lagos. They are also part of us.

I wonder for the matter ohh , na only foreign names i dey see.. That guy no know real lagosians.....although most on his list are lagosians also but for him not to mention the ancestral lagos names e dey one kind..

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Travel / Re: Family Regrets Selling House And Borrowing Money To Relocate Abroad,Now Stranded by syntekelite(m): 11:18am On Jul 31, 2023
That same funds will have been used to buy the right land like 2plots at ikorodu environs or ibadan e.t.c start a catfish pond with like 20,000 fingerlings in about six months they will be smiling ..cat fish market is always available with ready buyers as long as you know how to cater for the fish to make its weight large..whatever loss comes is minimal compared to like chicken and co.. even pig husbandry self is a better investment for someone with that kind of money and family.. from the profits you send one child abroad to study if na abroad dey hungry them..

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Crime / Re: NDLEA Arrests Suspects Supplying Lagos Night Clubs’ Patrons Drugs by syntekelite(m): 11:11am On Jul 31, 2023
ecolime:

Those guys are legends. Don't forget to add Ribadu.

Marwa has been a performer since day 1. His days as military administrator of Lagos was pure bliss.

People like them plenty but shy away from naija politics cos they know how dirty it is and thats the main problem of our country.. the main people with integrity rarely join parties cos of the dog fight and backstabbing politheifcians and their illiterates in the trenches can do.. europe and usa got it right cos the right people are allowed to contest fairly and there is a spending cap during campaign..
Health / Re: Please How Do I Get Rid Of This Stubborn Infection??? by syntekelite(m): 2:42pm On Jul 22, 2023
SosoTakemypain:


My Sugar level is normal,I have been having this frequent urination since last year.
If it was kidney infection why did it not show In the result??

I started having frequent urination since last year,the first time I went to lab to do test.
The infection it showed was (Proteus spp).
I took the drug it didn't work.
Did another test ,the infection it showed (klebsiella app)took the drug recommend,it didn't work.

Did the test again for the third time it showed staph.then I went to another lab to redo another test, cos all those three tests I did was in one lab .
I did the fourth one in a different lab and It showed staph again.

I'm depressed, sometimes I urinate more than times in a single day

Am sorry you going through this but you need to be positive thats the first step.. also how many times do you urinate to make you feel its more than normal .
Health / Re: Please How Do I Get Rid Of This Stubborn Infection??? by syntekelite(m): 10:59am On Jul 22, 2023
Paradigms:
Staphylococcus can be contacted from the toilet as well. I got the infection when I never knew woman. It consumed my savings without mercy. It's a very stubborn disease.
Finally I got a solution. I mixed lime with clove, tumeric, garlic and ginger. All in the lime water. I take a glass morning and night for a very long time before I stopped seeing the symptoms and it eventually disappeared.

What were the symptoms ??
Health / Re: Please How Do I Get Rid Of This Stubborn Infection??? by syntekelite(m): 10:58am On Jul 22, 2023
theophorus:


Frequent urination is associated with Kidney infections. Are you sure it's Staph?

I hope the person diagnosed you is not a Carpenter claiming to be a Doc. Sha. Make you no go dey use Blood Tonic for Malaria ooo

Frequent urination most common causes re cold weather, high sugar, alcohol intake, accumulation of waste from food ingredients, after eliminating all the above thats when we can be certain its kidney infections..
Politics / Re: Why David Hundeyin Was Arrested, Detained And Deported From Zimbabwe by syntekelite(m): 11:04am On Jul 20, 2023
Probs with david is his journalism never exposes atiku or obi always apc/tinubu/buhari... So the rest are so so clean that hin no see one stain?? Every one of them re politicians and dem get who dey pay dem,same with yesufu,oby and oseni.. real journalism doest take sides it tells the truth as it is..
Same david wey don cast for cambridge after hin wan scam dem..

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Politics / Re: Why David Hundeyin Was Arrested, Detained And Deported From Zimbabwe by syntekelite(m): 11:00am On Jul 20, 2023
renderme:
This one don use obedients do refugee visa scam like DJ switch and rinu oduala.

Obedients mumu no be small. Just dangle their blokos. tongue Just talk full basket and they'll lick Ur ass. No achievement or movement forward necessary. grin

Lol.. just like that american man wey tel dem say hin don go chicago go get tinubu transcripts, next thing hin drop aza sey e go take huge money to get the transcripts and fbi files..😁😁

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Romance / Re: What I Discovered About Women After Break-up With My Ex by syntekelite(m): 11:00am On Jul 14, 2023
Any girl you have to pay to keep is a b***h and there is nothing wrong with that as far as u man enuf and emotional sound to handle such chicks. moreover na runs girl you been dey date, thank your stars and shine your eye well next time..
Romance / Re: What I Discovered About Women After Break-up With My Ex by syntekelite(m): 10:55am On Jul 14, 2023
Depriest2020:

Guy you've lost her to the senator. The person that rented and furnished the room for her warned her not to bring another manchi there.

If am to advise, you don't have to be upset with her, she just upgraded her status. Just see her as a f**k mate and not a girlfriend, as long as you sabi knack her well, she will always come to you for good f**k and to the senator for the money. She can introduce you to the senator as her brother, through the senator you will get better job, meet more senators and more contacts + connections.

If you assure her you won't cause trouble for her and her man-friend, then she would be free to answer her calls in your presence. Am telling you from experience, I got most of my contacts & connection through that way.

Bleep mate for abj The wrongest advice.. the level wey senators/politicians dey spiritually for north its not advisable to stick with the chick at least for his own safety both physically and spiritually ..
As for the girl she is a goner... No free meal in any part of abj.. she will be used to entertain foreign dignitaries or their aides, she will be used in orgies or degrading sexual performances and when she is less appealing she will become the liaison to get other fresh meat..

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Crime / Re: NDLEA Busts Skuchies Factory In Sagamu, Photo by syntekelite(m): 2:56pm On Jul 09, 2023
anonymous1759:
grin

Free skuchies 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁 it helps to sleep and doesn’t make someone hyperactive to engage in crime I don’t consider it as a drug abuse It’s more like alcohol drink responsibly. grin grin cheesy grin

Its cos of the weed and lean used in its production.. if you check out the guy caught you wld see he mass produces meaning link to a major weed and lean supplier..thats who they probably after

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Education / Re: How We Falsify JAMB Results — Culprits Confess by syntekelite(m): 9:34am On Jul 09, 2023
Throwback:
Where is the Igbo lawyer that gave JAMB 24hrs ultimatum or risk law suit?




https://www.nairaland.com/7752315/johnmary-maduakolam-jamb-apologize-mmesoma

His phone number is even there so we patriotic Nigerians can 'thank' him for his uninformed legal services.

I pity who would employ the services of a law firm that cannot do thorough investigation.


Igbos never tire with ultimatums.

He has become a ghost on twitter, the other one anambra first son wey dey form obidient mouthpiece threatened everyone who said jamb was right with fire and brimstone has changed the narrative to tribal sentiments saying agbado started it,while female oby has said the girl needs counselling not punishment even innoson chief of communication wey refuse to withdraw scholarship done keep shut as oga innoson don know say na empty skull hin be..
Checkout how they all not remorseful nor apologetic after using the poor minor for political clout she has been dumped and left to face the music

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Agriculture / Re: My Snail And Vegetable Backyard Garden by syntekelite(m): 10:35am On Jun 27, 2023
Zubby2005:
The bucket was covered with something to reduce sunlight, I also but a wood there and 2 tree branches for them to commute.
I put scent leave and utazi inside the bucket to observe if they'll eat it
I'll update soon...

Pawpaw leaves is their favourite.....

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Family / Re: People Are Suffering. by syntekelite(m): 10:09am On Jun 25, 2023
[b]And which country is better of?? Abeg make una dey positive and adapt smartly no matter the condition..... Europe analysis below.....

Germany entered a technical recession in Q1, according to revised data released in late May. GDP contracted slightly less than in Q4, driven by a lower but sustained fall in private spending. Public spending dipped,The economy was likely weighed on by high inflation,with consumers spending less on food and drinks, clothing and footwear,and cars.

France Inflation
Harmonized inflation rose to 6.9% in April (March: 6.7%) amid stronger transport and hospitality price pressures. In the rest of 2023,The phasing-out of government subsidies means high energy costs will linger.

Spain Economic Outlook
GDP recorded a stronger-than-expected quarter-on-quarter expansion in Q1. A strong Easter tourism season supported the external sector, while fixed investment rebounded, likely benefiting from the disbursement of EU Next Generation funds. Meanwhile, household spending continued to shrink at a notable pace, buffeted by increasing core inflation.

Netherlands Inflation
Harmonized inflation accelerated to 5.8% in April (March: 4.5%) due to rebounding transport prices,a smaller decline in housing prices and capped energy prices and weaker demand. Rising commodity prices and a tight labor market are upside risks.

Argentina Economic Outlook
Inflation continued to spiral amid a plunging peso, while exports plunged, interest rates soared and the country was hit by a severe drought. Moving to Q2, higher inflation in April and three additional rate hikes on top of a tumbling peso paint a bleak picture. [/b]

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Politics / Re: Shonubi Was Appointed Acting CBN Governor Because He Is Yoruba - Deji Adeyanju by syntekelite(m): 12:48pm On Jun 10, 2023
So emefiele was appointed based on what criteria??
Buratai nko?
Aviation minister sidika nko?
Always Talking trash after all dem know sey no be buhari dey power again.. same shit they did to jonathan cos he was a civilian presido....
Sports / Re: Five Things To Know About Sweden Sex Championship by syntekelite(m): 9:16am On Jun 06, 2023
If you like take sex enhancement till they kingdom come cos you wan win nackademus award if your back no good, ur hard dong useless, if your heart no fit your big dong useless... You being hard for hours doesnt relate to being able to sex for hours, reason why most men die during marathon sex..
To be forewarned is to forearmed, moderation is key and sexual exhibition is a dangerous precedent and a grave sin with multiple repercussions, i see no gain in it in any form from whatever angle...

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Politics / Re: NLC, TUC Suspend Planned Strike by syntekelite(m): 9:05am On Jun 06, 2023
abc115:


https://punchng.com/breaking-nlc-suspends-planned-strike/

Useless body . No strike during the diabolical new money saga which destroyed lives and property but they can bare their fangs now that subsidy removal will benefit the masses in the long run,any other pointers to show us who ajaero really works for??
Moreover he didnt cancel any strike cos southwest and northwest nlc decided not to join meaning he has lost relevance just like ASUU president who cant control most schools anymore..
Crime / Re: Udensi Ngozi Opemipo: My Missing Niece Is Now Back Home by syntekelite(m): 9:01am On Jun 06, 2023
Kylexy21:
You are not totally saying the truth..

You can't track a number without the police authorization. Which cost so much money...so what do you mean by you contacted a private tracker..

Stop cooking up stories , you are not talking with kids.

Even police self need warrant which they will in turn use to contact service providers to allow back door access..

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Travel / Re: Moove Is Impounding Uber Drivers’ Cars In Nigeria by syntekelite(m): 9:06am On May 31, 2023
seyicodes:
I remember when I was looking for car to work with like sapa wan kill me then , thank God i didn't go for this moove car. Na diẹ. 7 million for that smallest one and 9 million for the other one. 10 trips everyday kilode. I got the best deal of Toyota Corolla Sport Tokunbo for 4 million and 30k weekly. I no kuku bother registering with Uber. It's me and Bolt for life.

Sweet deal..but how many years to repay ...??
Crime / Re: American Girl, 17, Charged With Raping Two Boys Aged 10 And 14 by syntekelite(m): 8:20am On May 25, 2023
PoliteActivist:


Because a 17 y.o. girl CAN'T perform forcible penetrative rape on a 14y.o. boy. It can only be statutory rape. Instead of wasting time writing "statutory rape", I just wrote "sexing"

Your choice of words speaks volume... Using the word sexing is a window into your thought process..
Now use your same arguments to analyse a 7year old boy being sexed according to your language by a 14year old girl.. you dont need to type it out just mull it over in your mind and reflect on what kind of psyche you really have..
Crime / Re: American Girl, 17, Charged With Raping Two Boys Aged 10 And 14 by syntekelite(m): 8:00am On May 25, 2023
Teymanhenry:


She could drug or threaten him first before mounting him

Psychological problem at play with the poster you quoted,if you read btw the lines of his argument you could deduct its actually a female or an apologist..
A boy of 10 will almost always get hard when forced by a girl cos of the age of curiosity and innocence, his organs will definitely act cos he knows nothing,and the female rapist who has experience as a child predator knows what to do to her prey to get him aroused, thats why girls of 4 to 8years who have been raped rarely speak out,most cant comprehend what the pedophile did to them cos there is no predisposition or foreknowledge of sexual acts in their psyche..
Pedophiles are always mostly gentle with their prey, only a few re violent, cos they want to make their victims feel what they do to them is normal and that they(the victims) want it in the first place.

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Crime / Re: American Girl, 17, Charged With Raping Two Boys Aged 10 And 14 by syntekelite(m): 7:48am On May 25, 2023
koribobo:

You are too cynical

If you check the use of words used psychologically by the person you quoted you will sense a premeditated bias, Subtly substituting rape with sexing for the 17year old girl,while using rape for the 35year old male analogy shows a emotional bias towards the female species..

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