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Romance / Re: What Should I Do About This Lady I Want To Marry? by syntekelite(m): 11:59am On Jan 10, 2023
Fmartin:
Ki
I

She don't have a big phone.
The pregnancy is sure mine

I have access to her Facebook.
She's just acting cool with her exs unlike me that told them am married.

She's really hurting me.

U dey access woman social media?? One guy above even advised you hack her phone.. guy leave such advice and man up..real men dont monitor women.. in synonyms men are dogs,while women are cats.. dem no dey see cat shit.. you sound obsessed so i will advice you take a step back and bless her with your absence, cos your mental state might lead to fatal mistake during your so called fights..
Romance / Re: What Should I Do About This Lady I Want To Marry? by syntekelite(m): 11:54am On Jan 10, 2023
Fmartin:
weak as in how??

Do you know how hard I have been on her?

You dey hard on women.. smh.. save yourself stress,cos no matter how hard ur hard hard,woman go still behave like woman.. enjoy her while it lasts and stop being a simp..if she wants marriage trust me you go know by the ingredients she adds to your vegetables.

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Food / Re: The Small Barbeque Fish I Bought Last Night For 5 Thousand Naira. by syntekelite(m): 8:07pm On Jan 07, 2023
ahnie:
Last night I was craving something peppery because I was sick and took meds,so I settled for barbeque fish.

The way the fish was wrapped,one would think it's a big fish.
Not until I got home and realise I have bn tricked and the fish was wrapped with 3 foil paper.

To me,it was like buying sandwich with cornflakes inside.
The chips was nothing to write home about,they were looking like gazelle gararaga.
Honestly I felt cheated.

Definitely @mannavulturegrills handiwork.....
Family / Re: My Husband Has Failed To Satisfy Me Sexually Despite Taking Concoctions by syntekelite(m): 8:05pm On Jan 07, 2023
Jennyclay:
True Love
Sex
Money

If a man can't satisfy me with these 3 things I listed, I will leave the relationship/marriage. Biko, I'm speaking for myself. I don't know about others.

... And your contribution would be??
Food / Re: My Delicious Unripe Plantain Peppersoup With Goat Meat Recipe (pics & Video) by syntekelite(m): 12:38pm On Jan 07, 2023
buygala:
All these nairaland chefs


That's how I encouraged my cousin to engage a certain nairaland chef to cook for his wedding, due to the impressive food pictures she posts here..

The food she cooked for us ended up being a disaster.. Parts of the rice were not done, with excess seasoning, springrolls soaked in oil, among other stuff, and for reasons best known to her, meat she provided got finished before 150 guests had been served.. And yes, she dished the food herself and provided her own servers who she insisted we pay separately..

This was despite that online chef collected more than a Million naira to feed 250 wedding guests.. .. We had to have her arrested before she admitted it was her 1st time cooking for a large number of people, hence the bad food.. Till date, Aunty can't explain how meat didn't reach more than half of the guests despite the humongous amount she was paid..

Whoever wants to engage these people for cooking jobs should be careful.. Anyone can be anything online..








First mistake you made is not asking for proof of large parties she was the chef at... Cooking for 20peeps diff from cooking for 100.. large party cooking na science.. everything changes even down to the way the pot cooks the rice..
As for the meat next time provide the cow yourself thats the best way .
Crime / Re: I Begged Him To Use Condom - Married Nurse Tells Lagos Court How She Was Raped by syntekelite(m): 12:32pm On Jan 07, 2023
Candidlady:



just imagine nonsense post...

No mind them,dem full online.. no one, i repeat no one ever knows what they will do when faced with near death experiences, the coward can become valiant, the strong can become weak, the meek can become aggressive, we all process danger diff..
Most rape stories will always sound incoherent,thats cos most people who read rape stories have never been raped nor have someone close to them raped. The act of rape is degrading both physically and mentally, its violent both psychologically and physically, a means to forcefully control and enslave the mind of the rape victim..
May we never walk amiss..
Crime / Re: I Begged Him To Use Condom - Married Nurse Tells Lagos Court How She Was Raped by syntekelite(m): 12:22pm On Jan 07, 2023
habsydiamond:
U have a condom in ur bag... this story get kleg oo.. when u noticed he was weak why not take advantage of the situation then by looking for an object to hit him somewhere and run out of the room. U said u are not cheap that he should go and find single ladies outside..

Rape stories will always sound sketchy, cos the victim will be traumatised and the part of the brain that processes painful/shameful memory shuts down subconsciously, you are thinking objectively cos you re viewing the situation from a distance..
Reason why i tell people to stop with the if na me e happen to,i go do this,do that rhetoric, its never that simple, may evil not find us..
Crime / Re: Has Anyone Experienced This Kind Of Scam In Lagos, A Friend's Integrity At Stake by syntekelite(m): 12:13pm On Jan 07, 2023
AlexBells:

But the main issue now is that we don't know if our friend is a victim or the culprit, he said he was forced to make the video call and all the chats which was being done with his phone by those who held him hostage, nobody believes him, everyone believes he's behind the heist.

So immediately ur friend was released,they gave him back his phone?? Secondly did the so called kidnappers release him? Drop off somewhere? Or ur friend escaped?? Its not hard to ascertain his innocence or guilt,drop the complete story ,that way the wise men of nairaland can decipher ...
Politics / Re: Abdulmutallab Mohammed Auwal: APC’s Muslim-Muslim Ticket Is Call To Jihad by syntekelite(m): 12:07pm On Jan 07, 2023
stanluiz:
Their jihad will start from north and end in the South West.

If they carry their jihad Nonsense enter SE, SS or Christan part of North Central. They will be resisted and defeated.

..…And which tribe stopped the last jihad??
Crime / Re: Police Release Photo Of Officer Who Shot Dead Gafaru Buraimoh In Ajah, Lagos by syntekelite(m): 9:56am On Jan 02, 2023
benjackugo:


https://twitter.com/BenHundeyin/status/1607736310055456768?t=iu58enPYoSxjSA4Vs8oQmw&s=19

Naija police.. they aint fit, are obese, most re substance abusers, while majority have one mental issue or another.. Reason why they always quick to discharge their weapons unprovoked..
Crime / Re: EFCC Arrests 21-year-old For Alleged €17,000 Fraud by syntekelite(m): 3:10pm On Dec 24, 2022
Miracood2:
She alleged that Osasogie offered to assist her in recovering the money but further defrauded her of €17,000.

Instead of you to help someone, you went ahead to defraud the person again. grin

Na the same person run the woman street..
Agriculture / Re: The Plight Of Ginger Farmers In Southern Kaduna by syntekelite(m): 1:55pm On Dec 20, 2022
Godfullsam:


It doesn't spoil provided it was properly dried and kept away from water.

My only challenge is where to keep it, I don't want to go through the stress moving it to my base in Abuja.

Hmm.. nice one.. take the risk then especially if you can negotiate cheap transport fr it..
Agriculture / Re: The Plight Of Ginger Farmers In Southern Kaduna by syntekelite(m): 12:25pm On Dec 20, 2022
Teeroyzimma:
Bandits and Agberos have really taken over the country. Just 2 months ago 3 Agberos attempted to kidnap me in Lagos, they chased me in the dark alleyways of Ikeja but they didn’t know that I was usain bolt’s cousin, so they weren’t able to catch up. Unfortunately I lost my phone to the bastards.

All I can say is It will not be well with anybody that votes for Tinubu or APC, our country must be better by force. Peter Obi is the only one that can save our dear nation.

So during obi's tenure in anambra as gov.. it was eldorado abi..there was no robbery of any kind??
Agriculture / Re: The Plight Of Ginger Farmers In Southern Kaduna by syntekelite(m): 12:23pm On Dec 20, 2022
Godfullsam:
I wanted to buy 20 bags of ginger and store but I was told a bag is now 28k - 30k / bag.

It used to be less than that, especially in nov/December.

I was told to still buy it because the harvest was poor this yr and the price may double next year.

Hmm and how do you preserve it for a year?? Wont it get spoilt??
Agriculture / Re: The Plight Of Ginger Farmers In Southern Kaduna by syntekelite(m): 12:23pm On Dec 20, 2022
Yusufisraelj:


Absolutely, provided you know what you're doing (understanding the value chain)

And your farm is not located near bandits camp..

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Politics / Re: Vote Buying: We’ll Seal Govt Accounts Early January – NFIU by syntekelite(m): 12:20pm On Dec 20, 2022
OBALOLA55:
THESE PEOPLE ARE REALLY OUT TO DEAL WITH GBANA AHMED TINUBU cool

Lol.. dey whine una self.. person wey dey highly intelligent, talking from personal experience...
You guys think he hast employed thousands of launderers who have taken money cleaning as an art.. until we make our electoral policies like that of the usa or uk we arent yet ready..
Politics / Re: Is Lokoja Really The Worst Capital In Nigeria? by syntekelite(m): 12:16pm On Dec 20, 2022
adecz:
undecidedThe problem with Kogi State is
that it is controlled by two of the most
wicked, fetish, hostile and unprogressive
tribes in Nigeria, which is the Igala & Ebira.


What they specialize in doing, day in
day out is usingwitchcraft and voodoo to target and disable real or imagined enemies.
The motor accident or spiritual attacks is
one of their favorite methods.


A sitting governor was victim of accident
several times & another elected governor
died on the day his electoral victory was
to be announced.❗️❗️❗️

Historically, Lokoja was the initially chosen
location for the capital of northern Nigeria,
but, oyibo changed mind because they
sensed the indigene's character. Note that
the first school in northern Nigeria was
sited there.

Lol.. u know them wella.. i wish all those nairaland atheists go go there go dey shout juju no exist,dem go use dem test local technology .. but their girls fine sha except say once them love na till death ohhh..

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Travel / Re: LASG Announces Completion Of First Phase Of Lagos Light Rail (Marina To Mile 2) by syntekelite(m): 9:58am On Dec 20, 2022
Ttalk:
When you tell them about the role played by Tinubu, they will downplay it and say it doesn't matter.

They said raising IGR is nothing but hogwash, to them, IGR means nothing and should not be used as a yardstick to measure the performance of a governor.

This makes me wonder why everyman including Tinubus critics strives to grow their income. Every worker wants a pay rise, and a businessman wants a higher profit, but Tinubus critics say IGR doesn't reflect in the standard or the people.

How do you raise your standard of living if you can't generate enough income to meet your needs?

They are so delusional and fancies the feeding bottle arrangement where every state depends on the FG to meet its needs. No wonder their forefathers were the ones that truncated regional autonomy while the children keep maintaining it.

How do you rationalize people that are against the state's collection of VAT?

Now we are seeing the wonders that a high IGR can do for a state. Today, Lagos is setting another record in sub-Saharan Africa by modernizing its transport system.

Let other states increase their IGR so they can embark on transformation projects, I'm sick and tired of people defending mediocre when they should be talking, a state like Anambra should be on the course if the foundation laid by Chris Ngige to generate income for the state have been kept by the subsequent governors, today, Anambra has dropped on that ladder and it would take the state 7years budget to do what Lagos will do in a year with its budget of 1.7 trillion.

Let's all charge our state governors to perform and stop celebrating mediocrity.

If Tinubu has done it in Lagos, he will do it again at the federal level.

Vote Bola Ahmed Tinubu,

I heard anambra even has the most billionaires yet i wonder at the low level of development all this years..good governance shld be an alliance btw the state and the private.. well wetin i know self..

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Food / Re: When Last Did You Use Your Money To Buy Peak Milk? by syntekelite(m): 9:54am On Dec 20, 2022
ENGINEERG:
Before Apc government,Peak milk was N130, but now its N500.
Yesterday I was talking with some people, and most of them said this year they have not bought it, and some said they don't even know when last they took it.
It's really painful, most Nigerians can't afford milk like this again.

Not supporting apc or whoever but pls peeps just be thankful that you even cld afford data to post this thread...e red everywhere but make we still dey thank God aje..

Politics / Re: Cross River Police Arrest Suspected IPOB Members, Recover IEDs, 5 AK47, Others by syntekelite(m): 9:36pm On Dec 19, 2022
I dont blame them when prisons where broken into and criminals released all in the name of endsars, why wont every criminal use biafra flag for their atrocities..abi hw much e wan cost to print flag....
Celebrities / Re: Court Dissolves Paul Okoye And Anita's Marriage by syntekelite(m): 9:31pm On Dec 19, 2022
SexyBabe001:


I get your point... But all the same, marriages no longer last again. It will take a miracle to see a union of 20yrs these days

Lol.. dont think you do... Yet .. wedding is tying the knot out of desperation or condition e.g.. am getting old, i need a child, i need monetary security, am lonely,indiscriminate sexual escapades,my younger ones are married, i might not find someone better, rebound issues e.t.c...
Meanwhile marriage is a careful cultivation of unconditional knowing,understanding,commitment and loyalty.. it has no ulterior motive, its just a being of two souls totally intertwined in their union of perfection without distractions of material or social vice..
In my street words marriage is simply husband and wife against the world no matter what..

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Politics / Re: Doyin Okupe Won't Go to Prison - Lawyer by syntekelite(m): 9:21pm On Dec 19, 2022
intruder15:


Mr A gave 240m out of over 10 billion dollars to Mr B.
Mr B is convicted 2 months to election. Mr A is a free man as we speak.
Add 2 and 2 together you will see that it is a political move.

No mind most nigerians.. they dont know the political game(chess) yet will keep giving themselves high bp over issues they cant control. mr A wey share assumed billions yet hin case no get docket number after 8years...
Celebrities / Re: Court Dissolves Paul Okoye And Anita's Marriage by syntekelite(m): 9:16pm On Dec 19, 2022
SexyBabe001:
Hmmmm... The way marriages are disolving and breaking down these days call for a sober reflection

Point of correctn... its wedding most peeps do this days not marriage, there is a big big diff..

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Travel / Re: Nigerian Woman In The UK Cries Out Over Solid Ice, Curses Nigerian Govt (Video) by syntekelite(m): 4:17pm On Dec 19, 2022
habsydiamond:
is that what u think... am not against her blaming the government.. but if she's complaining about the weather then she should know that many people would like to be in her shoes.

You don talk am finish. She even get time do video,she never see cold.. real cold her fingers no go fit hold phone...
Romance / Re: My Ex Is Threatening Me by syntekelite(m): 4:11pm On Dec 19, 2022
Mensonges:


What do you even understand to be science?

Using local herbs to cure diseases still falls under science in case you have forgotten.

Of course, every society is expected to find ways to solve their problems.

My own disagreement with you comes from your belief that a girl can harm a guy "spiritually" simply because they have had sex.

My question to you is simple: can a guy also harm a girl "spiritually" because they have had sex?

I don't know why such a simple question is so difficult for you to answer.

You never asked that question point blank. You first rubbished my assumed beliefs,thats why i said you dont even know me..i have family,friends,intimate friends who worship diff gods and with diff beliefs,i never rubbish anyone's beliefs as long as u dont force me to believe or convert.. but that doesnt mean i aint enlightened enough to know that powers abound,its that enlightenment that doesnt make me scared.
As to your question... Its easier for a girl to harm a guy cos they are more of an internal vessel spiritually,(reason why having the right or wrong partner destroys or makes men)it just is that way... the reason i gave the op that advise was cos from his writeup it seems he aint saying the full story, also his mind doesnt seem strong or enlightened and that alone will open him up to the girls evil beliefs. No matter what advice he gets here telling him the girl cant harm him,it wont help him cos his mind is already fretful..
Romance / Re: My Ex Is Threatening Me by syntekelite(m): 3:55pm On Dec 19, 2022
blahc007:

You are right.....but this guy is afraid because he thinks he is the one who used and dump the girl...so he believes anything the girl does will affect him because he was the bad guy.....

Even if the guy has a way of countering the girls attack, he is not convinced enough that he has a stronger reason in the spiritual system if justice.

So my comment is to enlighten him that: (a.) He is not the bad person here.

(b.) Darkness is countered by light, the way to counter evil is with your strong reasons....so let him go to light with the understanding that he can not be harmmed. a curse without cause will not alight. This is his strong reason (Prov.26:2).......

No be tode we don d see rubbish like this...

Well said.. salient points well explained now..
Romance / Re: My Ex Is Threatening Me by syntekelite(m): 2:38pm On Dec 19, 2022
Mensonges:


It would have been better if I could live my ignorant life alone.

Unfortunately, your life of full awareness has been leading us to nowhere since ages and has left Africa always lagging behind in all areas of human endeavors.

Stop propagating silly beliefs that you cannot prove.

That's all.

We re online on a faceless forum. you dont know me and i dont know you.. but u as the judge already assume my beliefs re silly? Btw u and i whose character is making africa lag behind..
Here is a fact for you.. Africans since time immemorial treat without so called science,gonorrhoea , leprosy , epilepsy , diabetes , childbirth complications and numerous diseases too many too mention... Guess thats silly too in your myopic thinking..
Romance / Re: My Ex Is Threatening Me by syntekelite(m): 2:23pm On Dec 19, 2022
Mensonges:


Stop saying this nonsense that you can't even prove.

So na only girl fit do man strong thing just because the man don enter am?

As the man dey enter am, the girl no dey enter the man too?

You Africans with all these your stupid and weird superstitions sef. sad


We africans?? You na europeans right?? I wonder why you atheists feel the need to reply every message about peoples beliefs, live your ignorant life and let we africans live ours.. i force you to believe wetin you believe.. your eye never see.. when e see ur mouth go definitely talk..
Romance / Re: My Ex Is Threatening Me by syntekelite(m): 2:10pm On Dec 19, 2022
blahc007:

this bros is on point.. let me explain to you how the spiritual works....
If what you stated above is true, and you ain't hiding a thing...then she used you.

Here is what I mean..

You clothed her, fed her, housed her, sponsored her in biz and so forth ...in return, she connived with her crooked ex to swindle you of 50k....and I am also sure she disrespected you by sleeping with someone else while still in the relationship.

So, if the reason she wants to destroy you spiritually is because you used her, it will work against her.....cause she is the one who used you in all ramifications. Just that you haven't seen it that way, but the spiritual is more accurate than the physical.

Next time you see her and she threatens you with juju....tell her that a curse without cause is cursless.......na she de curse suppose catch, no be you.

If you wan know more....ask questions




Spiritual dont work that way bro.. there is evil and there is good.. evil doesnt care about wrong or right or ur explanations above.. evil is evil and derives joy in peoples pain and destruction.. to do evil for lanlate or sagamu no cost pass 1k.. evil no dey ask question .. the girl isnt going to God she is going to meet the devils apprentice and they will gladly run that guy except himself dey on guard..
Romance / Re: My Ex Is Threatening Me by syntekelite(m): 2:04pm On Dec 19, 2022
Nobody holy pass so no judgements.. bro any girl wey u don enter especially raw and ur chest don touch each other during the panshing,she fit do u strong thing ohhh..
my advice fr the future,if u tired of a girls character leave immediately,never ever continue free panshing with the aim of using her thinking sey u sharp... I have a feeling she is already into spiritual stuffs hence your going back to her..
My advice for the present.. protect yourself cos it costs nothing..if you still get mama thats the best place to start.. dont underestimate the power of a ex who in her delusion feels you hurt her..
Politics / Re: Did Tinubu Steal The Show With Messi's Victory At Qatar World Cup by syntekelite(m): 1:52pm On Dec 19, 2022
oikirodah:
Emi lo kan of Doha : How Tinubu Stole The Show With Messi's Victory At Qatar World Cup


Osigwe Omo-Ikirodah is the Chairman and CEO of Bush Radio Academy.
https://ireporteronline.com.ng/blog/emi-lo-kan-of-doha-how-tinubu-stole-the-show-with-messis-victory-at-qatar-world-cup/

Source iReporteronline.

How much
Sports / Re: Messi Should Not Have Won Best Player Of The Tournament (opinion) by syntekelite(m): 1:50pm On Dec 19, 2022
LesbianBoy:
First I want to say congratulations to Argentina but....

Why was Messi given the best player of the tournament instead of Mbappe? Even if it was given to Messi I think it should have been shared with Mbappe! That is 2 best players of the tournament!

Someone said because Messi won the world cup.

Let me remind you all that in 2014 Germany won the world cup yet Messi who didn't win the cup still was given best player of the tournament that year.

This is the reason many people still prefer CR7 because he is not pampered like this. And all his achievements were done with so much hate from even people around.

Maybe cr7 shld be given the award grin... After all thats ur hidden meaning, u just using mbappe to cover up

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