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Celebrities / Re: Paul Okoye Goes Savage, Shares Photos Of Ladies Who Called His Girlfriend Ugly by syntekelite(m): 1:49pm On Dec 19, 2022
A supposed to be role model and mentor,attaching his energy to the bad vibes of insecurities and inferiority complex of his fans..
So he actually reads all dms of his fans?? Must he reply..
Celebrities / Re: Empress Njamah Blackmailed By Fiancé: Nude Videos, Photos, Fake Engagement by syntekelite(m): 4:33pm On Dec 18, 2022
Her house na alcatraz For that whole period ... No family to visit her? No neighbours to borrow big pot for get together?? No friend to invite her for birthday or clubbing? fake engagement was posted online and her family wey know sey dem never give their daughter to man no still come check on her??
Health / Re: Pamela Onyeagusi & Justice Zainab Bashir Clash As Cosmetic Surgery Goes Wrong by syntekelite(m): 1:10pm On Dec 16, 2022
Emeks008:
For those of you who don't know the judge, below is her photo before she went for her skin upgrades.

Point of correction, this is the judge's filtered and marykayed face
Business / Re: Bus Conductor Refused To Collect New Naira Note From Passenger (Video) by syntekelite(m): 1:04pm On Dec 16, 2022
UnusualEmissary:
They don dey spend the new one ni?

New money wey don full iya jedii ati opa eyin shop for orita meta bustop...

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Family / Re: Marrying A Masturbator! by syntekelite(m): 11:08am On Dec 15, 2022
@ op You need to start enjoying watching your wife touch herself,thats the only way to enjoy ur sex life..all that your expert at chopping her snail is meant to only boost ur ego.. trust me if u really good at traveling down south, thats al she will ever crave.. psychologically ur wife has fetish fantasies but is shy abt them... its left to you if you man enough to make her share/participate it with you..
Women are all freaks and only real men accept that...

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Food / Re: See What I Bought For Just Fifty Thousand Naira(photo) by syntekelite(m): 9:16am On Dec 14, 2022
Enemyofpeace:
you wan come kidnap me abi?

No ohh i wan collect sometin on behalf of gloryhomemaker
Food / Re: See What I Bought For Just Fifty Thousand Naira(photo) by syntekelite(m): 9:08am On Dec 14, 2022
Enemyofpeace:
See all I bought few minutes ago for just fifty thousand naira. Now my Christmas is set.


God no go shame us

The bag of rice na hin gulp most of the cash i guess... By the way whats your address i wan confirm something...
Romance / Re: This Girl Is Bugging My Life. What Should I Do? by syntekelite(m): 12:53pm On Dec 13, 2022
Thebest12:
There is a girl I asked to be my girlfriend. She said no to me. But she keeps disturbing me. Chatting me up everyday. I have tried to snub her several times but she keeps sending messages.

Pls what does she want and how do I get this girl out of my life . I want to block her, if I do so am I not overreacting?

Tell the whole story op.. during the toasting how much you spend
Phones / Re: NCC Releases Short Code For Ending Unsolicited Messages By Network Providers by syntekelite(m): 2:46pm On Dec 12, 2022
Slawomirr:
Damnnn niggar
Messages own good na


Glo way dey call person with Africa country number unnecessarily

I dey tell you very useless network,10 to 15messages daily all to scam you to play their yeye lotto,they even have audacity to be messaging every day that you havent used your line in 7days...
Food / Re: What’s The Difference Between The Red Colored Apple And Green Colored Apple? by syntekelite(m): 10:06am On Dec 12, 2022
obembet:
Dear Nairalanders, I am always wondering the difference between these two apples and why the price is different.

I believe we have a good experts when it comes to fruits and food on nairaland. Kindly educate us.

what’s the difference between the red colored apple and green colored apple?

Green apple has more nutrients.. vitamin A and B is double than that of red...red is used for most juice cos of its sugar and softness..
Food / Re: What’s The Difference Between The Red Colored Apple And Green Colored Apple? by syntekelite(m): 10:05am On Dec 12, 2022
Kingnelson9:


You tried but I am not satisfied with this answer...

Green apple has more nutrients.. vitamin A and B is double than that of red...red is used for most juice cos of its sugar and softness..
Food / Re: What’s The Difference Between The Red Colored Apple And Green Colored Apple? by syntekelite(m): 10:04am On Dec 12, 2022
Jennyclay:
Red apple is very sweet, most of these apple juice is made with red apple and not green apple because of its sweetness. Red apple skin is very light and easy to bite and shew. But one disadvantage about Red apple is that it easily get spoilt regardless of how you try to preserve it.
Green apple on the other hand, it have a very thick skin, if preserved well or not it barely get spoilt, Green apple is sweet but not as sweet as red apple.




Moreover, Red apple and green apple have same nutritional content but red apple has it more, that's why I said red apple is good for apple juice than green apple. They both contain vitamin A, vitamin B, vitamin C, vitamin E and vitamin K. Red apple also contains more iron, potassium and protein than green apple. But they have no different nutritional content, it's just that red apple has it more.

Green apple has more nutrients.. vitamin A and B is double than that of red...red is used for most juice cos of its sugar and softness..
Politics / Re: What Reno, Deji, All Said About Peter Obi Before He Decided To Run For Election by syntekelite(m): 9:59am On Dec 12, 2022
Normal cappings.. the same way you posted the good about obi,someone else can also post millions of bad about him..thats life.. you all shld use your sole mandate and vote who you wish,its not against the law for any nigerian to support,mobilise,and vote for whoever he deems fit..its his/her God given right.. abusing or denigrating whoever is against your candidate will only push more people towards ethnic or religious voting..
Food / Re: How To Cook Efo Riro With Step By Step Guide (Photos, Video) by syntekelite(m): 9:53am On Dec 12, 2022
I wonder when you will start making food that all nigerians will be able to cook.. all your food is minimum 7k upward to cook and its only one or two servings..

Well my own efo riro recipe below..
Ugu/shoko-300
Locust beans-150
Smoked panla-300
Dry pepper-50
Fresh pepper-100
Palm oil-70
Pomo-100 ..
You are doing good sha.. more wisdom to your hustle..
Politics / Re: Atiku Speaks On Why He Deleted Tweet Condemning Deborah's Killing (Video) by syntekelite(m): 9:44am On Dec 12, 2022
For those who need more clarification.. below the tweet and the deleted tweet.. since atiku had the seconds to delete a tweet he didnt authorize,it will take only another minute to retweet his real thoughts,he also claims in his mind he condemned the action(after all nigerians are now mind readers), how come the same sec he deleted the unauthorized tweet he couldn't retweet his real thoughts for months now He even had time to reply in hausa to explain the deletion... In order words its only the northerners he is accountable to .

Crime / Re: With One Year Left To Live And Spend 8 Billion , Yahoo Boy Becomes Apprehensive by syntekelite(m): 4:59pm On Dec 11, 2022
BigYash:
Which ritual wan give una 8billion? I no believe this skit jare.. All these tiktok videos dey corrupt youths mind these days no be small... Wetin government go ban,them no go ban. Na kpomon them see to ban undecided

I wonder ohhh.. funniest part is no one is asking how it was recorded......
Romance / Re: My Neighbor Is Dating And Spending On A Fuckboy And It's Pissing Me Off. by syntekelite(m): 9:45am On Dec 10, 2022
Na wa something wey no consign you.... Yahoo get foreign and local.. ur friend don jam the local one..
Politics / Re: LASG Calls For Review Of Power Generation, Distribution Law by syntekelite(m): 9:33am On Dec 10, 2022
Okealaaye:


Obasanjo killed the initiative. Tinubu was going to pioneer the effort but Obasanjo couldn't live with the idea. An opposition governor pioneering electricity generation and distribution in Nigeria? No way. That was the end of the Deal between Enron and the Lagos State government in Year 2000 or thereabouts, in case you did not believe my story. Also, it's on the internet; you may wish to check it out.

Stop spreading falsehood.. enron wasnt stopped by obj.. tinubu didnt do his homework.. a gov who had access to the best lawyers but chose not to check the constitution for reasons best known to him.. enron has been discovered to be a scam company, they did the same thing to about 3different gullible countries and have been facing criminal prosecution for years now..
The constitution am refering to is as follows.... No state is allowed to generate power exclusively, if at all permit is granted by the federal govt due to special circumstances the power generated by that state will be shared to the national grid about 60/40%... This law was just changed months back by the senate in which they moved electricity generation from the exclusive to concurrent list...

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Politics / Re: How America, Britain Influence Nigeria’s Presidential Elections by syntekelite(m): 9:20am On Dec 10, 2022
The same usa wey no gree sell weapons give jona.. only new born baby no know sey cia na the major cause of naija problems.. and tinubu is most def their candidate...

Family / Re: I Have Arrested My Wife by syntekelite(m): 10:17am On Dec 08, 2022
@clathrin@,mens83,@ibechris...are you guys for real......
Oh boy.. see nairalanders with diff epistles that makes no iota of sense,some even claiming wise ones all to sound woke..
A woman can spite her own child to protect a future killer/sexual predator.
She didnt even bother to take her child for help both psychologically and medically.
She came back to the same house and lived with the father of the child for weeks and kept mum, meanwhile she would have had sex with her husband,cuddled,cooked his favourite food during the same period-(shows a demonic heart).
During holidays her husband can unknowingly take same child to the village of the demonic rapist so her daughter can be raped again and again.
The womans silence is demonic spiritually and in criminal law she is an accomplice together with her mother..
She has destroyed every atom of trust,self confidence and happiness her daughter has,except the father quickly changes things around..
Imagine someone even said she lost weight cos she felt bad... Her 2 years old daughter for crying out loud.....

My advice for you op.. bail her immediately but never sleep under the same roof with her ever,and in the village go with armed military men to her house...never go alone nor let them know where you will sleep..
Business / Re: I Cant Believe I Am Surviving With POS by syntekelite(m): 1:04pm On Dec 05, 2022
Goodmarlian:
Last year frustsrate me no be small, I saw hell even though i had 150k earlier last year i still failed not until my elder sister gave me 20k and i had 35k i got a good idea one Night after long thinking, i used my remaing 15k to buy pos machine and used the other 20k for cash,i used my phone sim for the first day to suscribe on the machine.

i dont have a pos stand from the begining till date what i did was to go to a popular canteen in my school stand close to a womans shop i know so very well, then i ask everybody passing if they want to withdraw or send, I do this continiously from 7am to 7pm and guess what, I make up to 3k daily what i do is eat with 1500 and save the rest to boost my cash,those that were discouraging and laughing at me now envy me but God pass them.

See mindset, so you get time dey read people mind to know sey dem dey envy youfor 3k daily.... Oga thank your head and God,show love to the needy and plan ahead cos no biz lasts forever..
Romance / Re: How Do I Tell My Neighbours They Moan Loudly!!! by syntekelite(m): 1:02pm On Dec 05, 2022
Islandlady:
Without long story, in what way can I tell my newly moved in couple neighbours who occupies the top apartment that they should reduce their moaning when having sex at night!

It's very awkward and annoying...

Matured Nairalanders I just need your advice on how to tell them politely without sounding rude or making them feel embarrassed. Thanks!


If you have bluetooth speaker,set it near their window when they start their irritating noise, then play the most unromantic song on replay at the highest decibel.. example of songs ose olorun by malaika, kabiyo osi by tope alabi, or any concentrated village song sung in any local dialect.. thank me later..

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Religion / Re: What I Was Offered By An Occultist While Preaching In A Bus Park by syntekelite(m): 10:56am On Dec 05, 2022
@op there are better ways i think to pass your message, the way you put your words down sounds boastful, reason why Christ always talked in parables i believe, its wiser not to even share your dreams in public,know your audience comprehensively..
Food / Re: See How I Make Stir Fry Spaghetti, So Delicious (Photos, Video) by syntekelite(m): 11:28am On Dec 03, 2022
gloryhomemaker:


It's not expensive at all.
Spaghetti 500
Carrots 100
Spring onions 100
Bell peppers 600
Tomatoes and peppers 300
Chicken 1500

I have gas and other ingredients at home.

3500 fr one meal isnt expensive?? Really?? Well give thanks to God fr your success,while not forgetting those who just ate fisted garri and palm oil fr breakfast...
Sports / Re: Morocco V Belgium: Riot Erupts As Moroccan Fans Flip Cars, Celebrate Famous Win by syntekelite(m): 11:56am On Nov 28, 2022
Zonefree:
The teams with over 80% of it's players playing in Europe are not doing well in this world cup. I think the players are fatigued.

Iran, Saudi Arabia, Morocco and Japan caused major upset this world cup against the elite teams.

Not fatigue at all.. the same japan u mentioned was made to look stupid by costa rica.. its merely a case of tactics, lesser teams can defend with 8 behind the ball, soak pressure,limit spaces,narrow the pitch and use counters when playing bigger teams...
Politics / Re: Lagos Resident Recounts Ordeal With Bandits (Pics,Video) by syntekelite(m): 3:07pm On Nov 24, 2022
Nairaland atheists coming for the badt guy in 3,2,1..... Action....
Travel / Re: I Made It! | My Trip To Abuja, Nigeria by syntekelite(m): 9:13am On Nov 24, 2022
In all your doings in abuja pls pls pls i beg you dont let anyone carry you go gwagwalada ohhh. A word is enuf fr the wise grin

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Politics / Re: We Are Not Fools; Why Didn’t You Challenge Buhari These Years? – Wike To Atiku by syntekelite(m): 8:37am On Nov 20, 2022
JASONjnr:


Baba hear, You've lose a million votes from Sokoto...He rush go change am....

Lol... This got me cracking..... grin
Foreign Affairs / Re: Protesters Set Fire On Ayatollah Khomeini's Home (Pics) by syntekelite(m): 5:12pm On Nov 19, 2022
Urheadmaster:
Nigeria politicians deserves this kind of treatment but as usual.

Nigerians likes suffering and smiling tongue



Trust me nigerians arent suffering.. real sufferings arent more than 10%,the endsars protest shld have opened you guys eyes to the real truth, thousands spend millions to japa,and more re still leaving, i dont think you know what real suffering is... i pray we dont get there cos as e be like this nigerians always have options, our politicians know this and thats why they unconcerned.

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Politics / Re: We Are Not Fools; Why Didn’t You Challenge Buhari These Years? – Wike To Atiku by syntekelite(m): 5:03pm On Nov 19, 2022
JASONjnr:
Atiku should as a matter of urgency describe the killing of Deborah and tell us if he's condemning it or not...

He chaired as Yusuf Buhari's father on his wedding and never criticized Buhari openly...


Apparently he's no different from Buhari and will never condemn him....But wants us to vote him....

He has given his answer subtly, lets assume his account was actually hacked,after deleting the unauthorised statement,what stopped him from rewriting his true feelings/condemnations (if any)in his own words in the second screenshot The answer is plain.. deborah's murder is justified in atiku's eyes.. cos they all think alike both him and the murderers..

Agriculture / Re: In Nigeria, We Love Building Houses More Than Agriculture by syntekelite(m): 5:10pm On Nov 08, 2022
BluntCrazeMan:
But we are not going to continue like this naa..
Either we all die of hunger..
Or we import our food.



Something must be done quickly about insecurity.
That is,, not the Political Hoollaballoo..
Something really serious, and quick.

Lol.. i feel you . I do believe one thing though ,insecurity will reduce to the barest minimum once nigerians can shun their hypocrisy..

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Family / Re: Update: How Can I Reduce The Hatred I Have For My Cousin Brother? by syntekelite(m): 4:59pm On Nov 08, 2022
@op a lot of people including yourself might think you re weak or a coward thats all good and fine,we cant all be strong but we can learn to be like the tortoise.. first thing i would advise you if you leaving in the same house with your sisters is to move them into your room forget repairing their own room door.. Then begin teaching them self protecting skills and confidence in facing that evil soul jst in case you arent around and he tries such evil again.. first lesson is to tell them to always run and scream before he even touches them,they should never pass the same road or corridor with him, if he is coming they should divert out of his way.. keep teaching them this while you sort your family issues out,cos its obvious from your post that there are many things u arent saying which is normal .anyways guard your sisters and build their morale till you can get them or that evil one out of the house .

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