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Romance / Re: She Doesn't Want To Give Me The Real Thing by Talkyaown: 1:13pm On Jul 14, 2011
Mrs.Chima:

OP

So you just wants the goodies and split huh? Isn't that what ashyhoes are for? sad

No! want it cos i love her
Da Doctor:

@op violation HER AFTER DRUGGING HER IF YOU ARE SO DESPERATE lipsrsealed

Back then when i was in the game, our pre-agreement is usually intact and has item number one as

1)U WILL GIVE ME YOUR LOVE, SOUL AND BODY

if she wants she logs in and if not, wakaaaaa, but funny enough i didbt have any objection, my contracts were always signed.

SO, IN ALL AGREEMENT IS AGREEMENT, may be u told her; 'I LOVE YOU JUST FOR YOU NOT FOR SEX, I WONT EVEN MIND IF I DONT GET IT' Not so?

Confess


sorry, dont have balls for that
one-nighty:

Return the favour by giving her your own BJ

She wont know when Moses would enter canada undecided


Think this is the best advice i've gotten so far. considering trying it, if she doesn't pull away again as usual
Romance / Re: She Doesn't Want To Give Me The Real Thing by Talkyaown: 6:51am On Jul 14, 2011
careytommy:

guy you need to press further.during pre-intimacy, smooch n rub in between her legs very well while kissing.preferably in a dark room, to remove her self-conciousness.when she's high, you can slot-in.you dont need to take-off all her clothes to do this
but if you just lie there and tell you're hard, she'll just give you a BJ and once you're spent, problem solved
guy, you need to bust her before sharp bad-guy chance you.forget that keeping-it-for-marriage thing
she practically runs from intimacy, she only begs that i allow her give me BJ when she senses my 'condition'
Cuddlemii:

Her excuse for not giving me the real thing is that she's still a virgin and would like to remain like that till we get married. What do i do?

@op
I need to ask you something. Don't you reciprocate? Cos it sounds as if you are not convinced that she is one. u should be able to sense it.

I do, she runs when it gets intimate
bhusayor:

Na wa o, diff categories of virgins, hmnn,oga y do you really want the real thing,
Babe, you need to see this babe, she's hot! she makes me crazy, and i want to show what it means to love
Romance / Re: She Doesn't Want To Give Me The Real Thing by Talkyaown: 10:54pm On Jul 13, 2011
dami_paul:

Since you're 'coming' with the BJ why do you still need the real thing?! wink
if it's not panadol, it can't be the same thing as panadol
Dyt:

Yorubas ll say
Alayinite lorun
wobia
olojukokoro
ole
alayi nikan se
interpret pls!
Romance / She Doesn't Want To Give Me The Real Thing by Talkyaown: 10:13pm On Jul 13, 2011
Landers, my patience is really wearing out on my babe, we've been together now for about 9months, i made several attempts at dividing the waters, my efforts have been futile. Instead she gives me a good BJ, the type that makes me come within minutes grin. Her excuse for not giving me the real thing is that she's still a virgin and would like to remain like that till we get married. What do i do?
Romance / Re: Guys Have U Had Similar Experience by Talkyaown: 10:06pm On Jul 13, 2011
it almost happened to me, i had the balls for my girlfriend's younger sister, she'd agreed to come over to my place. After making food, spraying perfume etc, she walked in her with her sister. it was so embarrassing!
Religion / Re: Am In Hell by Talkyaown: 9:53pm On Jul 13, 2011
what are you feeling like?
Religion / Re: Re: Chris Oyakhilome – Jesus Is Not Gods Word Anymore, You Are! by Talkyaown: 9:50pm On Jul 13, 2011
Joagbaje:

For some people ,The Word begets Good for nothing people grin
That means u were given birth to by a monkey or a donkey, which one?!
Religion / Re: Re: Chris Oyakhilome – Jesus Is Not Gods Word Anymore, You Are! by Talkyaown: 9:48pm On Jul 13, 2011
chieveboy:

, i'm on mobile! @ovam. john 1-3 "in the beginning was the WORD, the WORD was with God, and the WORD was God, --foundationally!

galatians 3:16 "now to abraham and his SEED were the promises made. he does not say " and to seeds" as of many, but as of one, " and to your seed" who is christ.

galatians 3 26-29 " for you are all sons of God through faith in christ jesus. 27 for as many were baptised into christ have put on christ, 29 and if you are christ's , then you are abrahams SEED, and heirs according to the promise.

galatians4:7 "therefore you are no longer a slave but a SON. and if a son, then HEIR OF GOD through christ.

ephisians 2:5-6 "even when we were dead in tresspasses, made us alive TOGETHER with christ ( by grace you have been saved), 6: and raised us TOGETHER, and MADE US SIT TOGETHER IN HEAVENLY PLACES in Christ Jesus.

john 10 34: JESUS answered unto them,"is it not written in your law, ' l said, "I SAID YOU ARE GODS"
, In GOD all THINGS exist as ONE, in case you'll want to ask if there are Billions of God.

so now l leave the rest for IQ to sort out!
Enigma:

Where does any of that call Christians "the Word of God"? Of course these gnostics calling themselves "christians with greater truths" can't stop talking through their backsides!
All you need to do is put two and two together, use ur brain pls.
Romance / Re: Does That Mean She Is Pregnant by Talkyaown: 9:29pm On Jul 13, 2011
Yes she is. Start crying!!
Romance / Re: Why Her Cry by Talkyaown: 9:26pm On Jul 13, 2011
dami_paul:

either that or kissing you reminds her of something really terrible. let her kiss 190 and let's see if she'll still cry

190 only barks, he can't perform. @OP bring her to me
Crime / Re: My God!. . .they Killed Him! (viewers discretion advised) by Talkyaown: 8:48pm On Jul 13, 2011
this is damn cruel!! shocked shocked cry
Religion / Re: Is It Possible For A Nigerian Ploice Officer To Make Heaven by Talkyaown: 10:08am On Jul 13, 2011
Zodiac61:

It is not possible for a policeman ot anybody else to make heaven, because heaven is a figment of man's imagination.
Instead of threatening people with heaven or hell, we should be trying to improve conditions here on earth.
you better get serious with your life, heaven and hell are not anybody's imagination, they're real!!
Politics / Re: How Akala Looted Oyo Treasury —ajimobi by Talkyaown: 9:00am On Jul 13, 2011
He don cleverly begin chop hin own be that o! Niger politics!
Celebrities / Re: I Have Never Cheated On My Husband.actress Omotola Jalade Ekeinde ! by Talkyaown: 8:57am On Jul 13, 2011
Gov of Delta State would read this and laugh
Politics / Re: Thousands Flee Maiduguri by Talkyaown: 9:47pm On Jul 12, 2011
this spare part seller called Obiagu1, my advice for you is to stick ur gun where it belongs, u know nothing about the southwest or any other part of the country except ur region
Religion / Re: The Greatest Lie Of Christianity by Talkyaown: 10:13am On Jul 12, 2011
agi-tuedor:

Don't dodge facts with such cheap words. I don't need to read a book to know when I am being lied to. The bible is a book designed to perpetrate such lies. The only force I appeal to is the force of reason and not some cheap, highly edited ancient text. Use common sense, the Truth is not far from us just that we are too silly to see it. Thanks.
Make sure u come back to this site and tell us how u got saved, how u love Jesus so much, how u can't live without reading the Bible when u get saved. i'll present ur case to the church elders, the Lord will make an Example of u that prayer indeed works!!!!!!
Religion / Re: The Greatest Lie Of Christianity by Talkyaown: 6:58am On Jul 12, 2011
agi-tuedor:

Another defeatist attitude.
I don't like being verbose, i presented my case as simply and rational as I could that even the dumbest child can understand. I ask you, today. Do you honestly believe those theories because you KNOW them to be true? Or because you were TAUGHT they are true?
As for the Holy Spirit, let's leave for another thread.


GOD ALONE, and not religion, IS TRUE.

Let me make my earlier post clearer, If you don't speak my language you can't understand it! And for ur question, I believe Prayer works, i am a living witness. James 5:15, The Prayer of Faith shall save the sick, read to verse 20
Religion / Re: God Does Not Exist: This Is The Proof ! by Talkyaown: 6:50am On Jul 12, 2011
claremont:

Typical response from a religious fundamentalist!

you've been exposed, Anti Christ!!!! lipsrsealed
Religion / Re: God Does Not Exist: This Is The Proof ! by Talkyaown: 11:39pm On Jul 11, 2011
Am surprised people take Retards like this serious!
Religion / Re: The Greatest Lie Of Christianity by Talkyaown: 11:32pm On Jul 11, 2011
you obviously don't understand and from the way you sound anybody trying to put you through would be wasting his time, except the holy spirit intervenes.
Politics / Re: Jonathan Assigns Portfolio To 31 Ministers, Creates New Ministries by Talkyaown: 11:04pm On Jul 11, 2011
dami_paul:

We just have to keep praying for the country

pls save the prayers for the church, sure we wouldn't be here if we had voted Ribadu! Rubbish
Politics / Re: Jonathan Assigns Portfolio To 31 Ministers, Creates New Ministries by Talkyaown: 10:57pm On Jul 11, 2011
what's the clueless Labaran Makun doing at information, Dr Bello, Minister of Defence!!! na wa o, na PDP he wan defend
Politics / Re: Breaking News Breaking News Corps Members To Receive N19,800 Monthly by Talkyaown: 10:34pm On Jul 11, 2011
let's wait till it's paid!!! Hoping it won't take another forever
Politics / Re: ‘ex-service Men, Undergrads Are Members Of Boko Haram Strike Force’ by Talkyaown: 8:01pm On Jul 11, 2011
A friend told me of his Colleague at FIRS that resigned a couple of weeks back to join this ugly sect!!! That's the irony, that some bone heads are still joining this people!

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