What do you mean by school for a 14 month old?

Preschool age na 3 and 4 years o! PRESCHOOL MEANS POTTY-TRAINED!

Chai!!! NLanders nor dey take shame exaggerate sha!

HABA!!!!

At least from 2 and a half years. . . when the child can talk properly!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcULdAqUtKI

Ask all the PASTORS AND PASTORESSES that have been issued SERIAL DIE-VORCE PAPERS like CHRIS OKOTIE OR BENNY HINN!

^^^
You trust those without man or woman for house to make noise!
Nor be NL. . .THE LAND OF THE FAKELY MARRIED WITH CHILDREN. . .WE SHALL NEVER SEE!!!

Mu cha cha cha cha cha cha

Anything she bloody well pleases!
As long as her obligation to the home are not jeopardized!

A necessary inconvenience. . . DATZ ALL!

I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE TO SEW ASE EBIS WITH MY MAN TO PEPE MY H-EMEMIES!!!!

Just to prove to myself that I am marriageable!!!!!

DODOLIMA!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEUmHu9K7PA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEUmHu9K7PA

If you are PROUD and INDEPENDENT. . . shout YEAH-YEAH!!!

PUT YOUR
PUT YOUR FINGER IN THE AAAAIR!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYwbALPo7Qw

shoerack6: The most painful part is when it comes to begging. I can stand for 1 hour begging him.
Just how many days ago, he was angry that my aunty's husband called me.
He's so jealous and practically controls my life. If not that I already have kids, I would have asked him to divorce me.
He has another wife (i'm the first) so whenever he's not talking to me, he'll just face the other wife and abandon me. This breaks me down.

He has another wife ehn?
And you are on NL crying for his blokos?

CHAI!!!!

I praise those ABIOLA CONCUBINES for giving him 13% bastards I swear!
If na me ehn?
HE WILL HAVE TO TRAIN 3 OR 4 BASTARDS. . . BEFORE HE FINDS THE REAL DNA!

Shiooooooooooooooooooooor!!!!

shoerack6: Hello house,

Whenever I have disagreement with hubby, he'll decide not to talk to me. He won't eat my food and also will not sleep on the same bed with me. I'll have to beg and beg before he finally decides to talk to me.
I'm so sick and tired of his attitude. I tried discussing with him that we should look for a better way to resolve issues but he said he doesn't want to discuss anything with me.
We are presently not talking and have promised myself that this year, no more begging and begging. Have apologised to him like thrice since yesterday, i've sent him messages apologising even though I know that i've done nothing wrong.
Now i'm always in my room because even when I go to where he is, he'll stand up and leave d place.
This is killing me inside. Don't know what to do.
Pls mature advice only.
Mod pls I don't want this thread on front page.

You are apologising for doing nothing wrong?
You need to toughen up ma'am!
LEARN TO SLEEP IN YOUR OWN ROOM and get a BOB!!!(boyfriend with batteries). . . .nor carry belle o!

Stop settiing the FEMINIST movement back.
They worked so hard to get us here!
We are AMAZONS of the new age.

LOCK THE NIGGA OUT OF YOUR ROOM. . .WHILE YOU WEAR YOUR THONG ALL OVER THE HOUSE!

Shioooooooooooooooooooooooor!!!!

When he comes to his senses. . .GIVE HIM YOUR ACCOUNT NUMBER to pay THE NECESSARY FINES (of nothing less than 1 Million Naira or the DOLLAR EQUIVALENT ), before he can EVER EAT THAT YOUR SWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEET POOHSIE AGAIN!!!!

Abi you dey find 'fruit of the blokos'? HA! Pele o. . . GO MEET TUFACE IDIBIA abeg. . .or touch HIS GARMENT when he is passing ON YOUR STREET! Angel GABBY PLUS THE HOLY GHOST DON VISIT YOU BE DAT O!

Rubbish!!!

If you have buried one. . . it gets easier.
I don't think it would make a difference who dies now.
You simply accept it AND MOVE ON!!!
I appreciate the memories. . .SO SPEND TIME WITH LOVED ONES AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE.
Tomorrow is promised to NO ONE!

I SIMPLY MOVE ON AND ENJOY MY LIFE. . . while treasuring the memories. . . SIMPLE!!!
I cannot mourn for more than 1 week. . . .!

DRUGpussshers!

Na real 'chief assassin' of all times!!!
LOL!!!!!

What does this 'DUKUMBO' eat for breakfast everyday SSSHINEKE?
Na fat be dis?

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!! I am sure he has 'messed' the hell out of all the women or MEN he sleeps with.
We all know that fat men are full of gas! SEWER GAS!!!
Chei!!!

Is he not IGBO again?
Abi is his name not EBELE AZIKIWE?
Are you not tired of fighting within yourselves?

Igbo man has ruled Nigeria. . . .GEJ is IGBO.
Period!

The ball is in your court!
Your destiny too!

Holding on to a fantasy life of "what ifs", while the sweet reality passes by!

Very sad indeed!

Hmmm!!!
That child should be in 'protective custody'!

Sometimes yes. . . . Sometimes no!
People with hidden agendas can be very deceptive.

Like those who come online to PHOCK or MARRY!!!!

Amiiiiiiiin o!
No wonder I am still HAPPILY MARRIED!!!!
My darling husband could NEVER have lasted with a CLINGY, MGBEKE housewife!

Mtcheeeeeeew!!!!

My prayer too!
TUFIAAAAAAKWA to APC!!!!

And in Delta State too!
PDP Delta for ever!!!

None!
I love myself just the way I am!!!!

Duke_Nija:
Lol! What happened to hubby?

He was #5 to call me at work!
He is ALREADY MINE, so why should I call him?
Our lives are not THAT BORING please!
All that na for 'Newly Weds' wey dey sleep for FACEBOOK to prove "LOVE" to their "FOLLOW-FOLLOW" freNEMIES!

I already got ALL HIS LOVE and vice versa!!!!

*ah! some pipo still dey wait for CHRISLAMIC divorce ke! dem go waity taya o*

I am not a telephone person!
I only called 2 members of my family!
The husband called me at work.
I sent a simple HNY text to the 'rest'!
Not my thing. I like my space!!!

Don wanno spend my day PARROTING the same BANAL and TRITE messages to DUMB NIGERIANS OR AMERICANS!
2014 is already a HNY for moi!

I don need no NIGGA TO TELL OR WISH ME DAT!!!

Off to work jare! Time to make some KILLER over time pay!!!
DUBAI, here I come again!!!!

*logging off*

Abracadabra!!!
Jehovah JAH JAH!!!!

#6. Any how I damn well please! it all depends on my mood. I have NEVER dressed to impress ANY OR NO BODY!!!! I don't have that kind of time! What you see is what you get!!!!

#5. Small tinz na! I do that all the time. When you play 'coy' and 'hard to get', men will keep disturbing you! NIGERIAN men YEYE mentality. Act as CHEAP as they come and WEED OUT THE CHAFF!

Beta go stay, TRRRRASH go WAKA h-enter dustbin!!!

Hallelujah!!!

jumzzy448: Na only God know hw many acc kanwulia go don create for NL.

@op, will be right back.

Nor be YAHOO or GMAIL?
As many as my fingers can create TO REMAIN ON THIS NL FOR EVER!!!!

Amen!!!

Since I have been DARED, DOUBLE DARED and TRIPLE DARED by OLUWASEUN AND HIS GANG!!!

#4. Assess the QUALITY of the dude and go from there!

#3. Nope!
Blame GOD OR SATAN!

#2. No! Nothing shameful! All about Chemistry!!!
You can like or LOVE AS MANY MEN AS POSSIBLE!
No ONE man can be MY WORLD!!!