coogar:

but my salary is about £53,000 per annum.

For telling such a lie, it shall not be well with you for the rest of your miserable life, you pathetic son of a hagard, prostituting village witch!!

If you are earning one-tenth of that amount, your 85 year old palm-wine tapper father wont still be bed ridden with chicken pox, with your 12 siblings begging on the streets of Enugu.

Back then in 1992, You told us you were moving abroad to seek greener pastures. What's "greener" in chasing rodents and lizards up and down the streets of obodo oyinbo, claiming to be a vet doctor?

How I wish your wayward mother listened to her parents back then. Prolly she wouldn't have birthed you in the 1st place!

Clement - you are doomed!!