Shibaraba:
I'm here to bash and I will do so thoroughly. My name is shibaraba and I don't mince words.

Not once, not twice but thrice. Well Peter denied Jesus three times. Your man is not Jesus. And I hope he never forgives you.
How dare you.
I'm feeling his pain as I speak.
As in My personal punna somebody nack am. No be even for better hotel.... For inside car. Abasimikipanyong. Cheating is a process. What lead you to do it once it's sure you'll do it again.
Me advice for you, better continue nacking your colleague and leave your man. For if I was your man, we will keep dating till My wedding day... With another. Turn you to lord of the rings. You go turn maid, cook, driver, anything I want and I still won't marry you. For I will always see you as an okpo. And anytime you come back from an outing na soso sperm I go dey smell around you because e go be me like say you just go lick preeq finish.
No vex... Na my mind I talk. Truth is bitter. This is the truth

Child!

holaxi:
My girlfriend and I have being together for almost three years now. We've had all the moments the good ,the bad and the ugly.

But recently she met a guy who asked her out, she refused his advances but the guy and her spend so much time on calls and chatting which I don't really like.

I've talked to her so many times about it but if she listens for a week the next week they are back in business.

Last week we were chatting and she just went offline I tried calling her to know what's up only for her number to be busy for like 20 mins. When she came back online and I told her she said she wasn't on call with anyone.

When I probed her further she said she wanted a two weeks break that I complain too much and I don't trust her.

I apologized to her so peace could reign but since then I've started losing interest in her.

its the spirit of Succubus and Incubus

The truth is, she is just being a woman. How you take whatever she does is what makes you a man. Calm down man.

Mercy wins Big Brother Naija Season 4!

Ubunja. It doesn't make sense, but it works.

Same way, someone somewhere will ask, why someone will spend 50k on a google pixel phone, when 3,500 can be used to buy phone. is it not to make and receive call?

Bro, its not up for argument. The truth is, as our income increases, so does our preferences. its poverty that will make someone say, that same shirt in the boutique is same as the one in bend-down-select. if that prson hammer better money, bend-down-select will not see him again.

Brother man, pray for the kind of prosperity where u will not think this way when u want to buy phone of 600k, Pray for the kind of prosperity where, you will call chopper to pick you from inside hold up.

God will take us there!!!

Okay, let me speak from a Banker's point of view and tell you the truth.
Please have u taken out time to find out how the contributory pension contribution works? Did your dad open a union bank account in HIS NAME, for his pension contributions to be going in there? You need to find out. To the best of my knowledge, pension contributions goes to the pension funds administrator, who can decide to bank it or invest it anyhow they want. If that is the case, you have absolutely no business with the bank, you just have business with Stanbic IBTC PFA. You were wrong from the beginning in going through union bank.

You also need to find out if you are even entitled to the funds in his PFA, and how the particular plan your dad subscribed to works. To the best of my knowledge, pension is contributed to carter for a person when he or she is retired, or looses the Job. It is lost at death, it doesn't go to beneficiaries, or next of kin, etc. Like I said, find out first from the PFA. Unless your dad opened an account with Union Bank, you have no business with them.

CuntMiner:
maturity?,man im a 24 year old graduate from university of ilorin....u think i dont know what i want....im dating a lady set to marry,but she decided to go work for a while wit a family in another state...unfortunately,d work dey got for her is a club secretary,i cant cope wit a girl working in a club at midnite,wen i call her in d midnite,d beat echoing from d dj mix doesnt give me good sleep wen i end d call...........mean while,i deflowered her 3 years ago,she was a religious girl,and observes her prayer b4 she started d work,right now her dressing is thrash,im now tryna look for another lady but cant stay married to one i didnt deflower...dat just me

bros, this your comment still stinks of immaturity.

Ok

Very relevant info for those in Bayelsa.

I'm surprised this can happen in Ondo state. This can ever happen in Ekiti state. Ijogbon and Ekti state with Ondo state .....like 5 and 6. Someone should help me with that gif

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lonelydora:
I still do not understand why married men hide their martial status from side chicks?

When i was in the world many years ago, i tell them from the word 'Go' that i am married. That way, they won't expect "good night" calls or "Good morning" sms. They won't bother you with unnecessary calls. It saves both parties stress. They know you are just looking for s*x, and they won't stress you with it. They won't demand outing in open places, etc.


But, thank God I'm now a new creature and old things have passed away

Let me tell you why. If your bill as a single boyfriend is 10k, if you are married the expectation is 50k. You know why? Cos the babe has no future to expect with you, cos u re already married!

Gaspardd:
From my last thread about how i took a girl out on a date with just 2k.
Let me background this with some facts in view.

When i said i dont spend money on mundane things, it means that...sometimes i dont get pple with the way they spend money on frivolities.
1. For instance birthday celebration is a complete garbage to me, i mean if u re beyond 18, and thats cus you can excuse kids for being stupid. Life is tough and we have to acknowlegde that fact.
2. Having more than 2 kids is bullshìt cuz i feel with 2kids u can give them the best life they should exp with d limited resources "you" have. Imagine if this country had like 30m instead 200m population.
3. Expensive Wedding.. Oh my gosh, complete arrant nonsense, why not divert it to biz or sth.

Those things i highlighted up there to me are complete mundane things i do not or wish to spend money on. But then if you have extra large cash then no biggie but they re still bullshìt.
Then what re things i spend money on... i love to spend money on things that will gives me a new level of experience, for instance, one time i wanted to travel, i could have boarded a bus but then i decided that i would take a flight instead. So that means i would have to cut back on some mundane things i spend money on. Like clothes, foods, alms giving and all that so save twice or thrice the intended amount.
Ok right now i need a new laptop, i could have gotten a good HP with nice RAM and processor speed but i want to get a Macbook instead almost 2x the price so that means i have to be more sagacious with my spendings...Grab?

Now on the issue of that date, seriously its not really about saving money or sth, but its about common sense, its a date for crying out loud. Its to share moments, talk about unserious things, after having a very busy week. Its not a job/business interview where you proof a point and get a mark or a nod of approval, its to unwind and being in the moment. Two adults who understand this would make things simple for eachother.
But then if u re on a date to proof a point, or seeking for something which your future/life depends on, then maybe you can go all serious trying to catch all the fallen cups just to appear like a perfect guy.

So with this few reasons of mine, I still maintain my stand, 2k date is the cool date. Anything beyond that is pure garbage. Either you have the money or not.
I am not averse to the fact that you can treat yourself to some nice and expensive things onces in a while, but then i understand the greedy nature of humans, someone asks you out on a date and you want to use that opportunity to the fullest. But i feel if u can afford those things, then you wouldnt feel the need to want to use the opportunity to fill up your glut stomach or whatever it is. Thank you.

@Jayneek i made this thread in response to your thread trying to school me on how to go on a date. I dont need your noob dating skills. Been going on a date since 2011, so i am well experienced in that field and ive got it covered.

Poverty Mentality, and its also cos of the kinda people you associate with. My advice? Change your circle. The people around you. And PS: if you want a 2k date, get a 2k babe......and then dont feel bad when you get schooled by the babe!!

Apination:

It goes both ways, stop justifying nonsense. A date is supposed to be an avenue to know and guage the possibility of getting on with the person and not how much food and drink you can consume. Any woman who commits you into spending more than 1k on a first date is a hungry bitch. That's why you see alot of moronic guys coming online to lament about what a lady did to them after spending heaven and earth, thinking its about money, forgetting that Jeff Bezos ex wife just divorced him

Poverty mentality

Good day everyone.

Please I need advice on the best telecommunications network for CUG, and its requirement. How many people needed to form a CUG, how much to get the lines, and the monthly tarriff. Thanks!!

Alexgray:
Your problem is electrical. You are not supposed to be looking for a mechanic. You are to look for an auto electrical technician usually called a rewire.a good one who knows his onions.
Sadly I'm not anywhere close to u neither can I recommend someone at the moment.
AutoElectNG might be of help to u here on nairaland bit I doubt remote assistance can work in this case

OK, thanks!!!

Biingoo:
Come to ikokwu at diobu. Ask of life care hospital. Enter the compound and ask of emeka. He's a good mechanic

Okay, thanks a lot. But pls can u assist me with his phone number

Please I need help with repairs of my Nissan xterra in portharcourt. I would be grateful if I can get the contact of a good mechanic in Portharcourt, Rivers state.
Let me also explain the issues, if I can get advice.
I was out of town in another state to work for about 6 weeks, so I had to pack the car during this period. When I got back, I discovered that the car was not starting. It is a new battery, so I was quite sure it wasn't drained. I called a mechanic and he discovered that a particular wire had been eaten halfway by rats. He fixed this wire, but the solution was short lived. After a while, it started having hard-start. Would take a while before the car starts, would just be giving a click sound when I try to start the car.
At this point I engaged another mechanic, who seemed to worsen it. After he worked on it, I discovered the dashboard light was very very dim, and the car radio started to seize. I also charged the battery, but the situation remains the same.
Also, I discovered after the weeks I left the car without using, the fuel gauge stopped working.

I would appreciate any advice I can get, and I would be grateful if I can be given the contact of a very good mechanic (electrician) who can assist recitify these faults.

Thank you.

Intelville:
No. It means for you to either create just a USD Payoneer account alone or both USD and GBP.

okay, Thank you very much! I have been able to conclude the registration, and I've verified my email, but I need some clarifications. Please, how does the payoneer mode of payment work? Is it a physical debit card that will be sent to the given address, or a virtual card? Or will the funds be transfered from the payoneer account to the bank account number given? Thank you.

Good evening house. Please, I'm trying to register on payoneer and when I am to fill in my account details, I'm there is currency column, and I'm seeing just USD and GBP. Does it mean I must have a USD or GBP account before I can register on payoneer??

Colourich:
I don't like dominant men, they turn me off, is it that hard to understand given to the fact that I am dominant.

U are claiming dorminant cos u haven't seen a man to make u submissive. I pray u meet him sooner than later, not for you to get to 38 years and be disturbing pastor up and down for deliverance because you have not seen husband. Now you know where your problem is coming from.

Colourich:
A submissive man will make a good husband unlike their dominant counterpart.

See them trying to turn the world upside down. The norm is "woman" not man, and "wife", not husband. Why not just complete it, that the woman is the head of the home? Na wa oh. Una try.

See people viewing this post by 4:26 am. Na was oh. Lazy Nigerian Youths.

thesicilian:

It's true. My certificate has opened a lot of doors to me than money alone could not have done.

there is no job ur certificate can give u that can make u enough money to have a house in banana island. The person that pays ur salary sef, does he have house there? There is a name for those that put their hope and trust in certificate. The name is called SLAVE MENTALITY.

Mtchewwwww those idiots cut my bet slip.

realmindz:
she's evil, kill her

Deuteronomy 6 vs 10


If your very own brother, or your son or daughter, or the wife you love, or your closest friend secretly entices you, saying, “Let us go and worship other gods” (gods that neither you nor your ancestors have known, gods of the peoples around you, whether near or far, from one end of the land to the other), do not yield to them or listen to them. Show them no pity. Do not spare them or shield them. You must certainly put them to death. Your hand must be the first in putting them to death, and then the hands of all the people.
Stone them to death, because they tried to turn you away from the LORD your God,

This really cracked me up. KILL HER!!!!!!!!!! LMFAO

DrinkLimca:
Any pastor that died from cancer is not a true pastor...

quote me anywhere..

It's posts like this that makes them refere to us as shipples. U aound, See like someone washed. We are alive today only by his grace. We are not better than those that have passed on. People we re better than have have died and people better than us have died too. It's only by his grace.

Wolexdey:
Proverbs 3:9 Honor the LORD with thy substance, and with the first fruits of thine increase.

.....of thine increase...... Meaning, when there is an increase, like increase in salary, the amount it is increased by is what should be given. Read with understanding.

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