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Programming / Re: Programming In Asterix by teee: 2:15pm On Feb 16, 2008
e-monkey:

My question actually was about what one should expect to pay the programmer for doing the dirty job , but you have got it mixed up. Do you know anyone that sells digium cards in Naijah ?

Oh ok, My bad.

for more info on pricing for the "dirty job" you can hit me on

yim: taiwoaigoro2

msn: taiwoaigoroathotmail.com

aim: naijaservers

I don't know of anyone selling the digium cards in Nigeria.
Programming / Re: Programming In Asterix by teee: 3:39pm On Feb 15, 2008
e-monkey:

Anyone knows what the minimum charge should be to program and install an Asterix voip box minus peripheral hardware ? Please PM me .

Depending on what you intend to do with asterisk for a pure voip solution, its as cheap as free! asterisks is an opensource platform(under a GPL lincense), meaning its free to download u can visit their site www.asterisk.org

On the other hand if you are looking to develop Telephony application involving telephone lines or number, u'll have to purchase any of the digium cards.
Programming / Re: Programming In Asterix by teee: 8:49am On Feb 15, 2008
Gamine:

@teee

remove which bracket?

taiwoaigoro[at]gmail.com
myself[at]taiwoaigoro.com

or add me on yim taiwoaigoro2
Programming / Re: Programming In Asterix by teee: 11:22am On Feb 03, 2008
Asterisk is an open source converge telephony platform, primarily designed to run on Linux. The power of Asterisk lies in its flexibility i.e. its highly customizable unlike most PBX, it can be used to develop so many creative applications such as. Voicemail, Call queuing and Agents, Call Conferencing and a host of other applications. It supports a number of protocols such as SIP: Session Initiation Protocol, IAX: Inter Asterisks Exchange , MGCP: Media Gateway Control Protocol. In a nutshell Asterisk is the future of Telecommunication.

I am currently working with Asterisk on some projects. for more info u can contact me on myself(remove this bracket)@taiwoaigoro.com or taiwoaigoro(remove this bracket)@gmail.com
Computers / Re: MTN Wireless Internet For Laptops? by teee: 9:17am On Oct 24, 2007
shocked I got the Mtn Sharkpod thing after reading this post, but it seems its using gprs technology also the modem speed is 921kbps persecond but that aint the real speed does anyone konw the speed? am scared its cost me N33,500 i should have gone for evdo instead

Is the Mtn Sharkpod a broadband too, how is the speed like? abeg! am really scared ooo if not thats N33,500 down the drain.
Education / Re: Why Are The Yorubas Always Sentimental In Terms Of Education by teee: 10:21pm On Oct 10, 2007
I believe your problem is
You dont find fault in yourself, but in others.
The problem is you, try find out what went wrong dont blame it on others.
Nairaland / General / Re: The Reality Nairaland's "only Staff" Must Face ! by teee: 9:31am On Oct 08, 2007
AGREED!

If seun and other webmasters webdevelopers will agree, i believe we have alot of talents on Nairaland.

Instead of sticking to this pre-built forum solution smf, we can come together, reason well and turn Nairaland into something much more cool and to a multibillion dollar project. We have enough trafic and post on the site to get us going already!

Am sure seun might not like the term "We".
Education / Re: Unilag Post Ume Cut Off by teee: 12:42pm On Oct 06, 2007
what is was cutt off for pharmacy and Law?
Education / Re: Unlilag Post Ume Results now Out!!! by teee: 3:05pm On Oct 05, 2007
i meant 12th of october i got the info from someone too am not that sure.
Education / Re: Unlilag Post Ume Results now Out!!! by teee: 4:19pm On Oct 03, 2007
i've got info that its over 100 and the admission list will be out on friday
Education / Re: Unlilag Post Ume Results now Out!!! by teee: 1:18pm On Oct 03, 2007
dunno the cut off points yet
Education / Re: Unlilag Post Ume Results now Out!!! by teee: 3:18pm On Oct 02, 2007
holythug:

but i ll like to knw which exactly is d pin
confirmation order no or receipt no or, whatever plz i need to knw
confirmation number
Webmasters / Re: Are FemaleClients More Difficult To Satisfy? by teee: 3:06pm On Oct 02, 2007
thats very very true

Women na WAHALA!

i have to do reviews over 10 times, yet, they'll never get satisfied they'll only "Manage It" they r big headaches unlike their male counterparts.
Education / Re: Unlilag Post Ume Results now Out!!! by teee: 11:12pm On Sep 20, 2007
thanks i dont think its out yet
Religion / Senator Sues God Over Natural Disasters by teee: 11:30am On Sep 20, 2007
God Sued To Court!


Believe it or not, the lawsuit was filed on friday in Nebraska

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/afp/20070919/tod-us-justice-religion-offbeat-f62056d_1.html

Well, the guy had a point.
Education / Unlilag Post Ume Results now Out!!! by teee: 6:30pm On Sep 19, 2007
Unilag post ume results are now out just checked mine, (scored 60- Law) goodluck to you guys.
Education / Re: Bad Things You Did In Secondary School? by teee: 11:34pm On Sep 18, 2007
bros, those where things we did in the past we dare not do things like that now. bcose WE GREW UP
Education / Re: Bad Things You Did In Secondary School? by teee: 11:17pm On Sep 18, 2007
Wooooooooooooooooow! sec. school was d bomb

i woke on oneday and discovered i was diffrent from most kids at school, i never really noticed i wear glasses, when i have it on i look so so so innocent but when its off you get to see the real me back then. This always gets my teachers and new students to think i was an innocent Ajebo wheras i was a proper runs boy.

I went to two sec school

d first fgc ikirun @ osun jss1-2 where the nightguards spoke english like

"What am i sawing thrice of you on a bed come that each by each enter your shoe and follow me"

"Why are you roundabout of this times of the night"

My seniors would make me smuggle food stuff out of the school's kitchen because i'll never get questioned instead i'll get smiled at. smiley

i was later moved to a private school in lagos

I remember after my dad got us a comp, i went round the schooling collecting N500 from students telling them i will build them a website and ask big companies like coca cola to advertise on it grin i made a lot of money ooo

I was in the arts and had lots of dough, i would pay the gilrs N200 to show me their privates or let me touch their behinds.

I would organize some guys to break into the vps office steal exams and test questions, return it after photocopying it and sell it to students in school.

There is the guy i buy shaks from every morning ,drink and start acting very funny at school

I remmeber a day i lost a girls pen she really embarassed me shouting,cursing me in front of my friends, the next day i got her a packet of biro.

I drove one of the school's bus "through" the fence paid some guy to own up he later got expelled "poor guy"

I doubled charge my dad for my waec exam fees and used my gain to throw a big party for a girl at the nearest eatery


funniest of all i was made a prefect and was given the award for best behaved student on graduation. Its very funny how my teachers and principal were fooled by my specs.
Webmasters / Re: What's Your Story Far In The Journey Of Web Development ? by teee: 11:00pm On Sep 03, 2007
Its been quite a long journey for me myself, very funny.

I had been on the pc since I was 7 or 8, all I remember was that my dad brought this pc from the office someday, he had also hired a computer teacher to teach us how to use it, we would sit down every day in the computer room adoring these little god sitting there, in the computer displaying bunch of stuffs to us, it was so boring I never knew I'll end up with one sleeping by my side every night. Then one day, the computer man walked in holding a disk he claimed had hundreds of games in it, he installed it and every weekend we would sit around my dad taking turns to play games, and so it came that on this faithful I decided to put into practice, all I have been taught, so I sneaked up to the pc, booted it up, bingo! I was in exploring everything in it carefully, practicing the right click, left click e.t.c at the next lecture I was the bomb, the teacher was so impressed, he got me a permission to access the pc at will, I really enjoyed it, it marked the beginning of my I.T career.
MS-DOS, is a very interesting tool on windows, very strict a tool, it cares not about a boy who had mistakenly deleted all the games on the pc , I regretted ever paying attention during MS-DOS lectures, it dint even listen to my "Please bring back all the games and files on the computer"," Please Pleas my dad will kill me" commands just kept on repeating the same word all over again, I think it was "Invalid command or file Name". My dad was mad the teacher was disappointed, to make things worst, he treated my action as though I had caused an irrevocable damage to the pc, he sat down fumbled with the pc and got back all I had deleted. From that day I was determined to know how he got it back, this really led me to lots of new discoveries like the recycle bin even further.


So i got into high school as these nerdy boy, I hooked up with the biggest guys in school the big time young hustlers, just to shake off my nerdy me. The first website I ever built was a website for someguy, who was releasing his album back then, he was paying good cash ("for an high school boy"wink, I collected his money spent it, then came back with cock and bull stories but this guy wouldn't believe me no matter how real i wanted the story to become, when he began threatening me I had to learn how to design a website within a very short time frame (free hosting of course). I was in real good business, I started making website for guys at school telling them they'll make a lot of money from it, if the school authority hadn't stepped in onetime, I'd be very rich by now. An uncle of mine, who is an I.T icon in GA, got impressed got me my first laptop ("Compaq armada m300"wink and some books on Java and CORBA for client server application development, his wife had her own IT consultancy firm, and we have been working together since then. That was how it began, now I am a core web developer/client server programmer. so i dedicate this brief article to the following people

first on the list: My dad >>> for buying the pc and getting the computer teacher.
The computer teacher for teaching how to use a mouse
The mean guy that nearly killed me "ontop how much self?"
My Uncle he helped me develop my programming skills
My Aunt thanks for the opportunities she gave me the international reoute.

I think I need to be on Oprah,  its been a long journey

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Akinwunmi Battles Debosky For The Hand Of J-girl by teee: 1:31am On Apr 27, 2007
singing **Kolomental**
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Akinwunmi Battles Debosky For The Hand Of J-girl by teee: 1:13am On Apr 27, 2007
Dre.dr you as not even happying i wants to Jail the girls and Jails them with you, you are shoutings seee Bilikii,Sikira and Modina has alreay there oooo and you have not happy

omogenaija:

what do u mean ?  


dr. dre and jgirl are a wonderful couple, they r even expecting soon  wink
who puts your own? who calls you? better minds you bisiness or i will arrest you for Aproko
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Akinwunmi Battles Debosky For The Hand Of J-girl by teee: 1:06am On Apr 27, 2007
omogenaija:

dr.dre and jgirl smiley

dr.dre and Jail-girls
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Akinwunmi Battles Debosky For The Hand Of J-girl by teee: 1:05am On Apr 27, 2007
me a drunketh,

i charges you for Insultive an Polisi officer
Forum Games / Re: Done It, Never Done It Or Want To Do It. by teee: 12:51am On Apr 27, 2007
yes when i broke my first ps2

ever seen a volcano erupt?
Nairaland / General / Re: Hello To Everyone In Naija Community by teee: 12:48am On Apr 27, 2007
really grin grin grin
Forum Games / Re: Done It, Never Done It Or Want To Do It. by teee: 12:45am On Apr 27, 2007
sure >>> in my dreams


ever been in a fatal plane crash?
Nairaland / General / Re: Hello To Everyone In Naija Community by teee: 12:42am On Apr 27, 2007
cry cry cry cry cry
Nairaland / General / Re: Hello To Everyone In Naija Community by teee: 12:39am On Apr 27, 2007
teee:

nah was 18 march

how hold r u kellorah?

looks like i already did
Nairaland / General / Re: Hello To Everyone In Naija Community by teee: 12:36am On Apr 27, 2007
if i say it does that guarantee a date with u grin grin grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Akinwunmi Battles Debosky For The Hand Of J-girl by teee: 12:36am On Apr 27, 2007
Doc, you needs a drinkings tests i suspicious you are drinked
Nairaland / General / Re: Hello To Everyone In Naija Community by teee: 12:29am On Apr 27, 2007
Old Papa Youngy

U never Give up on dem young garls yet
Forum Games / Re: Done It, Never Done It Or Want To Do It. by teee: 12:28am On Apr 27, 2007
nah, thinking about it

if am too u and seun seunc>>>for banning me twice u>>>for asking the question

u?

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