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Foreign Affairs / Re: Yothaka, Thailand Erects Penis Statue To 'Battle' An Ongoing Drought by telkevog(m): 12:46pm On Jun 15, 2021
Trust some ladies! For night they go sneak come climb up force am into their pussy. So long as say na big sized dick. grin grin grin

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Romance / Re: This Strange Mammal Has The Weirdest Penis With Four Heads (Graphic Photos) by telkevog(m): 9:48pm On Jun 10, 2021
The name is Idiot.
This is the 'Idiot' you hear people call their fellow humans.

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Politics / Re: 2 Truckloads Of Armed Fulani Herdsmen Arrive In Akure - Sahara Reporters by telkevog(m): 9:44pm On Jun 10, 2021
Fake news! You are inciting yorubas to hatred against their Fulani brothers. #bansaharareporters!
Politics / Re: Wike Directs Accountant-general Not To Pay Judiciary Workers Full Salary In June by telkevog(m): 10:13pm On Jun 09, 2021
GBOKASINCHA:
If wike becomes president that guy fit level any village wey try any nonsense.... especially igbos the guy go ban pass twitter sef... una think say buhari na tyrant? grin
with his arrogance, no presidential candidate will want to pick him as his vice come 2023. He will usup the president's position.
He is just shooting himself in the foot!
Politics / Re: They Are Reporting Nnamdi Kanu To Twitter Picture by telkevog(m): 9:16pm On Jun 05, 2021
Twitter, please we are being you to delete Buhari for us at once.

Thank you!
Politics / Re: BREAKING: Twitter Deletes Nnamdi Kanu’s Tweet Vowing To Kill Any Army Sent To SE by telkevog(m): 9:13pm On Jun 05, 2021
Twitter please, since you've started deleting, delete Buhari at once for us.

Thank you!
Career / Re: Young Lawyers, How Are You Coping This Period Of No Court Sitting? by telkevog(m): 6:43pm On Jun 05, 2021
BarrElChapo:
God bless sir. Where are you based ?

I am in Aba, Abia state

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Crime / A Help Desk To Set Innocent Imolites Free, Set Up In Imo State by telkevog(m): 9:16pm On Jun 04, 2021
PRESS RELEASE BY NBA, OWERRI

Sequel to the meeting with the Commissioner of Police and the Security Adviser to the Governor, it's heart warming to report that a help desk has now been set up at the Bar Centre to collate the names of innocent Imolites unjustly arrested and detained by the Nigeria Police for the purpose of securing their release.

The Bar, through its committee on Human Rights will anchor and coordinate the help desk at the Bar center to entertain complaints on unlawful arrest and detention of Imolites.

*Complaints received will be taken up with the appropriate quarters in order to secure the release of these detainees; considering that the Courts are not sitting owing to the JUSUN strike*

This approach is dictated by the precarious security situation in Imo State at the moment which has the semblance of war situation. The outcome of our interactions reveal that there is more to the situation than meets the eye*

*The Human Rights help desk of the Bar will open from tomorrow, 4th day of June,2021 at the Bar centre from 10am or so soon thereafter* .

The help desk phone lines to call are;
*08035251755*
*08035512622*
*08079285239*

Be calm but vigilant.

*Uzor Enwere*
*Publicity Secretary,*
*NBA Owerri.*
*3.06.2021*
Politics / Re: El-Rufai Reacts as Ekiti Suspends Minimum Wage, Slashes Workers' Salaries by telkevog(m): 9:05pm On Jun 04, 2021
All these Governors will not die well I swear!
Politics / Re: Truck Transporting Live Cattle Set On Fire In Anambra by telkevog(m): 9:01pm On Jun 04, 2021
trutharena:


What’s Kayode own?

An Ibo man uploaded the video on Twitter and tagged Kayode and he only retweeted it.

Ibo are not saying anything now and those cows are running into millions of Naira if you guage the price.

When a retaliation happens, that is when Ibos will be crying everybody hate us.

God purnish you and your generation there! What is two million naira cow compered to the eight persons the truck killed? Why do you idiots value the life of a cow over that of your fellow man? I was sympathetic initially, but with this your comment, let them burn it over and over again. If go close they will burn you join.
Nonsense and ingredients!
Career / Re: Young Lawyers, How Are You Coping This Period Of No Court Sitting? by telkevog(m): 6:32pm On Jun 04, 2021
GentleLaw:
My uncle who is even a senior lawyer is not having it easy this period. His family is solely depend on the wife's salary these days because the man is not that productive owing to the ongoing strike by JUSUN. Even 5k and he'll tell you he does not have unlike before.

On my own side, I'm almost a beggar now. Those small small businesses that used to come in are no where available these days. It's not easy surviving especially when having mouths to feed.

How is it going with you?
I feel for you, it is not easy at all. I am a Registrar, it has not been easy for we the staff too. Rivers State Governor, Wike thinks himself a God. He is the one brainwashing other governors against signing the Memorandum of Action reached during the meeting of NGF and JUSUN with Labour Minister, whereas the two other parties (JUSUN and Labor ministry rep. FG) have signed. Earlier this week, he even tried using the Rivers State NBA chairman to call off the strike in Rivers State. The National Leadership of JUSUN Rose to the challenge swiftly and reminded him that both him and the governor lack such powers. Being a lawyer whose wife is a Judge should he not be in the Frontline of protecting the interest of the Judiciary? We will not succumb to their pressure this time.
I pray God to sustain you lawyers by any possible means.
We die there. We move!

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Sports / Re: Former Arsenal Goalkeeper Alan Miller Dies At 51 by telkevog(m): 11:51am On Jun 04, 2021
So sad, a legend is gone! My condolence to all affected!
Romance / Re: Is This The Biggest Boil You Have Ever Seen? by telkevog(m): 1:03pm On Jun 03, 2021
With this dirty armpit, your 'center of excellence' will be a no-go-area!
Who de shine the Congo sef?
Education / Re: Dole Village In Kebbi State, Where A Gutter Divides Nigeria And The Niger by telkevog(m): 12:45pm On Jun 03, 2021
Now I know! How herdsmen no go enter?
Food / Re: Yoruba Girl Eats Igbo Food (abacha) For The First Time (pics, Video) by telkevog(m): 12:25pm On Jun 03, 2021
ToluNazzal:
My name is Tolu and I'm a Yoruba and there's this Igbo delicacy that i've been wanting to try. It's called Abacha or African Salad and I decided to film myself having it for the first time.

Have you ever eaten it? Did you like it?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gghMPgpARqY
Abeg no go use that pepper mouth give that guy Mouth Action o.
Food / Re: Yoruba Girl Eats Igbo Food (abacha) For The First Time (pics, Video) by telkevog(m): 12:21pm On Jun 03, 2021
sylve11:
Make I twist 360 if I watch that video.

Una sabi waste people's data. angry cool
This guy you de craze o! I wan die for laugh here.
I open the video, I come see 25 minutes. Nna I close am abeg make I no come salivate for another person enjoyment.
Politics / Re: Jusun Strike Update In Rivers State. by telkevog(m): 10:15am On Jun 02, 2021
telkevog:
Dear SANs/Seniors/Colleagues,

JUSUN STRIKE UPDATE IN RIVERS STATE.

The Honourable the Chief Chief of Rivers State, Hon. Justice S.C. Amadi held a meeting with the Rivers State Chapter of JUSUN yesterday June 1, 2021.

Top on the agenda for the meeting among others was the ongoing nationwide JUSUN strike that has paralysed all court activities.

The deliberations at the meeting were cordial and the outcome fruitful. The Rivers State Chapter of JUSUN agreed to call off the strike and resume work immediately.

A circular directing JUSUN members to resume work is being awaited today to effectuate the agreement reached at the meeting.

Prince O. Nyekwere, Esq.
Chairman, NBA PH Branch.
02/06/2021
In the wake of this news, I wish to state that it will definitely not work. The national leadership of JUSUN will work against it. We all are in this together. The rule of law must apply, Constitution must be adhered to, court orders must be obeyed as it affects the autonomy of the judiciary in every state.
Wike cannot coerce the Rivers State branch to act against our collective interest. We move!

Nonsense and ingredients!
Politics / Jusun Strike Update In Rivers State. by telkevog(m): 10:09am On Jun 02, 2021
Dear SANs/Seniors/Colleagues,

JUSUN STRIKE UPDATE IN RIVERS STATE.

The Honourable the Chief Chief of Rivers State, Hon. Justice S.C. Amadi held a meeting with the Rivers State Chapter of JUSUN yesterday June 1, 2021.

Top on the agenda for the meeting among others was the ongoing nationwide JUSUN strike that has paralysed all court activities.

The deliberations at the meeting were cordial and the outcome fruitful. The Rivers State Chapter of JUSUN agreed to call off the strike and resume work immediately.

A circular directing JUSUN members to resume work is being awaited today to effectuate the agreement reached at the meeting.

Prince O. Nyekwere, Esq.
Chairman, NBA PH Branch.
02/06/2021
Politics / Re: The Man Who Came Back From Bonny To Bury His Inlaw And Was Arrested Released! by telkevog(m): 9:13am On Jun 02, 2021
So now is he no longer an UGM?

Nigeria Security men thinks they are doing me, but they are doing themselves. Embarrassing themselves before the international community.
The other day at Umuahia, UGM attacked SCID, killed two police officers, broke the cell and freed the cell mates. After they UGM had gone, the fleeing police came back, went to the cell and brought out the cell mates that refused to escape and shot 8 of them, labeling them UGM.
The CP came to the news telling us how they repelled the UGM and killed 8 of them.
The world is observing your incompetence.
Nonsense and ingredients!

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Politics / Breaking: Nigeria Restructuring Bill Concluded Ready For Ratification: by telkevog(m): 10:29am On Jun 01, 2021
BREAKING!!

NIGERIA RESTRUCTURING BILL CONCLUDED READY FOR RATIFICATION:

Below is the kite being flown by the Federal Government on Restructuring

Nigerian Economic Restructuring Bill 2021

[1] Nigeria will be made up of 42 states, with seven per each of her constituent geo-political zone. These shall be:

South-south
[1] Bayelsa State - Yenagoa
[2] Western Ijaw State - Patani
[3] Rivers State - Port Harcourt
[4] Cross River State - Calabar
[5] Akwa Ibom State - Uyo
[6] Edo State - Benin
[7] Delta State - Warri

Northeast
[1] Mambilla State - Gashaka
[2] Taraba State - Jalingo
[3] Adamawa State - Yola
[4] Borno State - Maiduguri
[5] Yobe State - Damaturu
[6] Bauchi State - Bauchi
[7] Gombe State - Gombe

Southeast
[1] Anioma State - Asaba
[2] Orashi State - Omoku
[3] Anambra State - Awka
[4] Imo State - Owerri
[5] Enugu State - Enugu
[6] Abia State - Umuahia
[7] Ebonyi State - Abakaliki

North-Central
[1] Abuja State - Abuja
[2] Gurara State - Kafanchan
[3] Benue State - Makurdi
[4] Plateau State - Jos
[5] Nasarawa State - Lafia
[6] Kogi State - Lokoja
[7] Niger State - Minna

Southwest
[1] Kwara State - Ilorin
[2] Oyo State - Ibadan
[3] Ogun State - Abeokuta
[4] Lagos State - Ikeja
[5] Ondo - Akure
[6] Ekiti - Ado-Ekiti
[7] Osun - Oshogbo

Northwest
[1] Sokoto State - Sokoto
[2] Kebbi State - Birnin Kebbi
[3] Kaduna State - Kaduna
[4] Katsina State - Katsina
[5] Kano State - Kano
[6] Jigawa State - Dutse
[7] Zamfara State - Gusua

[2] Each state will be responsible for creating and funding its local governments as it deems fit. Local governments will be funded internally by the charging of a local tax, which will be augmented by a state grant representing no more than 10% of TV
[3] Over a 35 year period, we gradually migrate back to the 1957/58 revenue sharing formula agreed by our founding fathers at the Lancaster House Conferences in London under which the federating units will control all the resources within their domains and remit 50% to the centre

[4] Our federating units will keep 50% of all the revenue that they generate, put a further 20% into a central pot called the Excess Federation Account to which everyone can have access as the need arises, 10% will go into a geo-political zone account and the remaining 20% will go to into the Federation Account used to run the federal government

[5] With regards to all other resources, we shall move towards this immediately but in the case of oil and gas, the move will have to be gradual due to how dependent we have become on these two resources. A gradual migration shall take place over the next 35 years in this manner: 2000 - 13%, 2021 - 18%, 2023 - 20%, 2025 - 25%, 2030 - 30%, 2035 - 35%, 2040 - 40%, 2045 - 45%, 2050 - 50%

[6] Every one of our 42 states will be set a target of generating at least $2bn in export revenue. Any state government that attracts inward investment to the tune of $1bn, will get a corresponding grant from the federal government

[7] Any state that fails to generate as much revenue as it spends for two consecutive years as from 2020, will be subject to an immediate declaration of a state of emergency. It shall be administered centrally by the federal government until its books are balanced

[8] Every state must seek to generate at least 30% of its internal revenue from manufacturing and services, with a migration away from primary products to value added production

[9] Every state is free to create more local governments provided they meet the necessary criteria which includes holding a referendum and the fact that the local government area is self-sustaining. To be recognised as a local government area, basic facilities that must exist within the domain include 20 primary schools, five secondary schools, a local government headquarters, at least one vocational training college and at least one public health centre

[10] All local and state governments will as a matter of course award supply contracts to companies that manufacture products within Nigeria. Only as a last resort will companies that manufacture products abroad be granted government contracts.
Politics / Re: Buhari Appoints Michael Akabogu As NSITF MD by telkevog(m): 10:17pm On May 31, 2021
iaamxavier:
They'll never see a top position to appoint Southerners. It's always a meager appointment they'll be doling out.

Until buhari start appointing Southerners as head Of NNPC, Police, Army, immigration, Navy, Port authorities, etc then I'll take him serious undecided
this is a case of chopping akara(beancake) and robbing the oil on your younger ones mouth!
Nonsense and ingredients!

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Politics / Re: Gulak’s Killers Won’t Escape Punishment, Says Uzodinma by telkevog(m): 10:12pm On May 31, 2021
Stan2330:
I thought the police caught and killed them yesterday. Abi is it innocent people they killed?
May God bless you for this question!

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Politics / Re: Stop Running Around, Abuja Can’t Make You Rivers Gov – Wike by telkevog(m): 5:41am On May 31, 2021
Ground no level, trouble dey every where, you dey talk of successor.

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Crime / Vigilante Member Killed A US Based Businessman by telkevog(m): 6:23pm On May 28, 2021
The Rivers State Police Command has paraded a member of Abia State vigilante group, Okorie Chukwuma, for allegedly killing his boss, Mr Eyinaya Ogbonna. The Guardian gathered that the deceased, a businessman based in the United States of America, had returned home to invest in Nigeria and was building a gas station.

He was said to have employed the suspect through the Abia State Vigilante Service to work for him and possibly safeguard the facility.

As the work progressed, the suspect who was unwilling to adhere to his boss’s instructions and directives, developed animosity against him.

He allegedly conspired with his colleague, another member of the vigilante and shot him dead with a pump-action gun during his boss’s visit to the facility.

After killing Ogbonna, Chukwuma then stole his Toyota Venza car. He was arrested when he went to Port Harcourt to sell the car.

The suspect confessed to the crime during an interview with journalists in Rivers State.

“I am here because I killed my boss,” Chukwuma said. I came to PortHarcourt to sell his car but unfortunately, the police caught me.”

“My boss told me not to bring friends to the gas facility. So on Sunday, he came and saw my friend and started making trouble. Later, he said, since I don’t want to listen, he will terminate my work and that even if his money will go, no problem.”

“So when he left, My friend and I planned against him. When he came back later in the afternoon, I shot him with my pump action gun from the back. He didn’t know that I will kill him. I was arrested when I came to PortHarcourt to sell the car.”

Sports / Re: Things We Love To See !!! by telkevog(m): 8:02am On May 27, 2021
Hahahaha! He who lives by the sword die by the sword, and he 'who wins by penalties loose by penalties'!

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Family / Avoid Family Pornography by telkevog(m): 7:56am On May 27, 2021
I DO THIS UNKNOWINGLY BUT I HAVE LEARNT ONE OR TWO LESSONS

MUMMY!!

Please Stop sitting as if you are in the labour room; Opening
your legs for your son to see your inner tight & pant.

DADDY!!

Please Don't wear ordinary boxers at home that you sit
down, Open your legs and your 'thing' is dangling and your
daughter is seeing it.

There are things you should not wear beyond your bedroom,
just for your spouse.

Don't say because you want to enjoy your freedom in your
house.

It is not your house alone, it's a family house/home.

You are putting your children into sexual bondage through
these acts.i know you may not understand it but,

MUMMY!

Wearing ordinary bra around the house in the presence of your
sons is dangerous.

No, they won't lust after you. But you might be increasing their
curiosity to see the breasts of ladies out there.

DADDY!

Wearing ordinary Boxers around your house in the presence of
your daughters is dangerous too.

Not that your daughters will lust after you but it makes them to
actually see how the real thing is.

DEAR PARENTS!

Let's stop being 'PORNOGRAPHY MATERIALS' to our children.
Raising sexually pure children, it begins at home.'

As parents, it is still your responsibility to build virtue into your
family.

If your Children are not properly groomed, they may never get
to the top in life, even if you the parents are at the top of your
respective careers.

MANNERS take you to where your education can't irrespective
of your status , money or "who you know".

PLEASE MUMS & DADS, take note of what you just read now.

Don't make mistakes that will bring you pain and sorrow in the
future.

Don't say you are not married, you will soon get married,
please put this into practice.

Remember a child's mind is like a video camera, it records
everything as it sees or hear it.

A replay of it will tell you the
things you have done how you did or say it.

May God bless you and your wonderful homes.

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Crime / Re: Video Of Army Officer Who Killed A Motorist After Giving Him A Ride by telkevog(m): 9:31am On May 26, 2021
How worst can it get before we realize that we are in trouble in the hands of these thieves.
He trusted the man in uniform, confident that he is presence will save him some troubles along the journey. What a betrayal of trust!

From now on giving any uniformed person or a total stranger lift will be the last thing I will do. The days are increasing in wickedness.
Nonsense and ingredients!

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Crime / Re: Army Officer Kills A Man Who Gave Him Lift, Disappear With His Car. by telkevog(m): 9:26am On May 26, 2021
How worst can it get before we realize that we are in trouble in the hands of these thieves.
He trusted the man in uniform, confident that he is presence will save him some troubles along the journey. What a betrayal of trust!

From now on giving any uniformed person or a total stranger lift will be the last thing I will do. The days are increasing in wickedness.
Nonsense and ingredients!
Politics / Re: Imo Residents Pray, Hail Unknown Gunmen Attacking Police Station by telkevog(m): 9:18am On May 26, 2021
That is too show you how the people has lost confidence in the police and other security outfits in this country.
They other day, even Boko Haram were sharing 20,000 each to people in one northern state and the people were gratefully receiving with smiles.
Nigerian leaders, please ask yourselves questions and answers yourselves honestly.
Nonsense and ingredients!

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Crime / Re: Lady Killed In Ekpoma, Edo. Her Breasts Removed & Her Vagina Burnt (Graphic Pics by telkevog(m): 10:08pm On May 24, 2021
Badness is advancing from bad to worse!
Education / Re: Ikpeazu Enrolls In Shoe Making Academy, Urges Youths To Do Same (photos) by telkevog(m): 12:36pm On May 23, 2021
If he is serious let him resign as Governor and face shoemaking!

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