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 Jokes Etc / Re: Joke - Bastard by temiloluwa45: 7:27pm On Apr 17, 2012 |
Excelboi: I just got this , enjoy
Pls read through this converastion …
GIRL: I have sinned. I called my boyfriend a BASTARD.
PSYCHIATRIST: Well now, that's not a nice thing to call anyone, so what did he do to deserve that?
GIRL: Well, he kissed me.
PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this? The psychiatrist kissed the girl
GIRL: , Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL:But, he put his hand in my top. very funny
PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this? The psychiatrist put his hand in the girl's top
GIRL:Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL:But, he took my clothes off.
PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this? The psychiatrist took off the girl's clothes
GIRL:Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL:But, he had sex with me!
PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this? The psychiatrist had sex with the girl
GIRL:.Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL:But, then he told me he has AIDS.
PSYCHIATRIST:BASTARDDDDDD!!!!! |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Joke - Bastard by temiloluwa45: 7:27pm On Apr 17, 2012 |
Excelboi: I just got this , enjoy
Pls read through this converastion …
GIRL: I have sinned. I called my boyfriend a BASTARD.
PSYCHIATRIST: Well now, that's not a nice thing to call anyone, so what did he do to deserve that?
GIRL: Well, he kissed me.
PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this? The psychiatrist kissed the girl
GIRL: , Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL:But, he put his hand in my top. very funny
PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this? The psychiatrist put his hand in the girl's top
GIRL:Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL:But, he took my clothes off.
PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this? The psychiatrist took off the girl's clothes
GIRL:Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL:But, he had sex with me!
PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this? The psychiatrist had sex with the girl
GIRL:.Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL:But, then he told me he has AIDS.
PSYCHIATRIST:BASTARDDDDDD!!!!! |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Funniest Jokes Ever by temiloluwa45: 7:19pm On Apr 17, 2012 |
Impulse80: A young boy met a very rich business man and asked him"sir, what is the secret of your success?" and he replied, "boy, you have to use your number 6 in 6 ways". The boy was so surprised and asked him "sir, how in 6ways?" he further replied "I only do business 6 times in a year,
1. I sell bags of rice during d xmas season,
2. I sell children clothes duringchildren's day celebration,
3. I sell poultry during the easter celebration period,
4. I sell condoms on valetine day,
5. I sell indian hemp on Bob marley's rememberance day. So, you see why i am successful?" the boy asked "sir, you did not tell me the 6th" he then smiled and said "
6. I go on VACATION" the boy asked"VACATION? To where?" The man replied " yes I normally on vacation go to jail".  lolzzzzzzzzzzz, it is funny |
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