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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Is Not Romantic..see What She Did!! Viewer Discretion by temisukanmi(f): 6:29pm On Aug 27, 2014
Childish post
Romance / Re: I Had Sex With 183 Women For Rituals by temisukanmi(f): 12:48am On Aug 16, 2014
purplesummer: 365days/2 = 182.5
Therefore, he slept with a new woman every two days. embarassed

Now my question, how could a prayerful lady follow a man home to spend the night and then start praying while the man was peeing? It just doesn't add up. undecided
I was wondering too
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: 20 Signs You’re A Creative Person. by temisukanmi(f): 10:11pm On Jul 30, 2014
[quote author=Olusanya333].[/iquote] cow
TV/Movies / Re: Name The Worst Cartoon Ever by temisukanmi(f): 10:36am On Jul 30, 2014
tonididdy: I dunno...

BUT best cartoons ever:

spongebob
courage d cowardly dog
the Simpsons
family guy
american dad
sponge bob, whosoever wrote dat cartoon can so exaggerate, though its kinda childish, me luv it die.

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Health / 20 Domestic Uses Of Coke. by temisukanmi(f): 3:54pm On Jul 25, 2014
Many of us cant do without taking this, but it is dangerous to our health.

To prove Coke does not belong in the human
body, here are 20 practical ways you can
use Coke as a domestic cleanser.
1. Removes grease stains from clothing and
fabric
2. Removes rust; methods include using
fabric dipped in Coke, a sponge or even
aluminum foil. Also loosens rusty bolts
3. Removes blood stains from clothing and
fabric.
4. Cleans oil stains from a garage floor; let
the stain soak, hose off.
5. Kills slugs and snails; the acids kills
them.
6. Cleans burnt pans; let the pan soak in
the Coke, then rinse.
7. Descales a kettle (same method as with
burnt pans)
8. Cleans car battery terminals by pouring
a small amount of Coke over each one.
9. Cleans your engine; Coke distributors
have been using this technique for
decades.
10. Makes pennies shine; soaking old
pennies in Coke will remove the tarnish.
11. Cleans tile grout; pour onto kitchen
floor, leave for a few minutes, wipe up.
12. Dissolves a tooth; Use a sealed
container…takes a while but it does work.
13. Removes gum from hair; dip into a
small bowl of Coke, leave a few minutes.
Gum will wipe off.
14. Removes stains from vitreous china.
15. Got a dirty pool? Adding two 2-liter
bottles of Coke clears up rust.
16. You can remove (or fade) dye from
hair by pouring diet Coke over it.
17. Remove marker stains from carpet.
Applying Coke, scrubbing and then clean
with soapy water will remove marker stains.
18. Cleans a toilet; pour around bowl, leave
for a while, flush clean.
19. Coke and aluminum foil will bring
Chrome to a high shine.
20. Strips paint off metal furniture. Soak a
towel in Coke and lay it on the paint
surface.
Now can you imagine what is does to your
stomach lining? Who needs the ‘household
and cleaning’ section at the hardware
store when we have this.

source: http://dailyhealthpost.com/20-practical-uses-for-coca-cola-proof-that-it-does-not-belong-in-the-human-body/?utm_source=taboola&utm_medium=referral

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Romance / Re: Things U Cant Stand In A Guy Or Girl by temisukanmi(f): 7:41pm On Jul 14, 2014
I'm a lady.. I dislike seeing ladies with protruding tummy n unkept hair.. hate wen she drags her feet on d floor n talks too much.

For d guys: sweaty palms, offensive body odour, fat stature, protruding tummy, dirty n sluggish look.

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Religion / Re: .:: Non-tithers Are Criminals ::. by temisukanmi(f): 10:26pm On Jul 13, 2014
paying tithe is a commandment from God.. so I'll advice you pay ur TITHE so dat finz wudnt be TIGHT for u! !! Free advice, take it or leave it.
Religion / Re: Happy Birthday To Mummy GO,Pastor Folu Adeboye At 66 Today! by temisukanmi(f): 12:00am On Jul 13, 2014
Ma .. u ar a great inspiration for we young ladies. we love u. Happy Birthday n God bless u more.
Pets / Re: Should Dogs Be Fed Raw Or Cooked Food? by temisukanmi(f): 8:38pm On Jul 12, 2014
bunmioguns: Am really not happy today because of one incident that just happened cry




Hello Nairalander, just make me happy by liking this post
lolzzz. sowi o
NYSC / Re: batch c 2013 posted To Cross River by temisukanmi(f): 7:20am On Nov 03, 2013
Pls I'm going to cross river from lagos.. Anybody goin from lagos shud contact Mε̲̣̣̣̥ 08089492171.
Science/Technology / Re: The World's First Bionic Man With Heart And Circulatory System by temisukanmi(f): 2:51pm On Oct 22, 2013
Reminds Me of CHITI in ROBOT.. Lo√e dat movie so much.
Romance / Re: Ladies, Can You Date Someone That Smokesweed/igbo Steady? by temisukanmi(f): 9:41am On Oct 21, 2013
NEVER!!!! Is the word.
Celebrities / Re: 33-year-old Man Undergoes Plastic Surgery To Look Like Justin Bieber by temisukanmi(f): 9:37am On Oct 21, 2013
Were of the highest oda.
Crime / Re: 16-yr-old Mother Of 2 Stabs Husband To Death by temisukanmi(f): 9:30am On Oct 21, 2013
Ennyhollar: What re dey fight for? Wen RIP
Huh I need my google please!!

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Crime / Re: 16-yr-old Mother Of 2 Stabs Husband To Death by temisukanmi(f): 9:26am On Oct 21, 2013
I can't blame the lady.
Car Talk / Re: The First Flying Car Is Finally Here, Goes On Sale 2015 by temisukanmi(f): 9:15am On Oct 21, 2013
Waoh!! Mε̲̣̣̣̥ likey. cheesy
Celebrities / Re: Abuja Invasion :- Wizkid Performs For Nearly Empty Seats Last Night by temisukanmi(f): 9:12am On Oct 21, 2013
SMH
Celebrities / Re: Oshiomhole Hosts BBA Dillish As She Visits Edo State by temisukanmi(f): 12:34am On Oct 21, 2013
What's up with the rings nau??
Music/Radio / Re: Wizkid Backs Sesan After Skelewu Video Issues by temisukanmi(f): 9:52am On Oct 19, 2013
maryhaam: Abeg na ow many video the song get sef..........wassap wit the one they did ontop of d caar bonnet that was cool.....
Cool?
Romance / Re: Am Confused by temisukanmi(f): 6:32pm On Oct 18, 2013
The̥ bible says FLEE.. My dear sis FLEE!!!
Phones / Re: I Bought Eba Phone Nokia X2, Hahaha That Was Crazy. Danmm by temisukanmi(f): 1:03pm On Oct 18, 2013
Awwwwwwwww!!! So pathetic. †̥ђe̶̲̥̅ guy played a fast one on you, but ‎​U̶̲̥̅̊ shud have suspected a fowl play.. From what you said, its so very obvious he was up to something.. Bros take hrt, its just 2k.. Lolz
Celebrities / Re: Cossy Orjiakor Celebrates Birthday With Dogs-photo by temisukanmi(f): 12:55pm On Oct 18, 2013
With those balloons almost falling off.. *ssmh*
Food / Re: Is Palm Oil Really Bad For Your Health? by temisukanmi(f): 12:45pm On Oct 18, 2013
Wetin we no go hear!! Thought vegetable oil was bad, now its palm oil.. All dis stop dis, stop dat stuff is getting out ☀̤̣̈̇f hand. I once read dat palm oil is gud for the eyes..

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Crime / Re: My First Encounter With Armed Student Robbers At School. by temisukanmi(f): 9:12am On Oct 18, 2013
tellwsdom: And you think i would read this??...Well, i saw Lautech. Very poor boi. angry Or you dont have money to go to a better school??
What are you saying?
Crime / Re: My First Encounter With Armed Student Robbers At School. by temisukanmi(f): 9:08am On Oct 18, 2013
iamswizz: 29th to comment
Bros are you for real?
Health / Re: What Is Your Favourite Brand Of Bathing Soap? by temisukanmi(f): 8:30am On Oct 17, 2013
Wow, glad 2 see some1 using kasmo, dat soap is luvly, it keeps †̥ђe̶̲̥̅ skin smooth n also clears pimples.. Nice soap..

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Family / Re: Should Your Man Tell You He Cheated? by temisukanmi(f): 10:38am On Oct 15, 2013
Daziz: D only thing dat makes u a man is that u cheat and still be able to hide it succesfully
then die fast.. *Hiss*
Celebrities / Re: Who Rocked The Aso Ebi Better: Mercy Aigbe Or Mide Funmi Martins? by temisukanmi(f): 1:39pm On Oct 14, 2013
nerodenero: She is wore it better
huh??
Celebrities / Re: I Married This Beautiful Woman A Virgin ––holy Mallam by temisukanmi(f): 1:32pm On Oct 14, 2013
Hezron Lorraine: What's our business if you married her deflowered
STOP HATING!!!

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