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Politics / Re: Antonia Okafor Taking America's Political Scene By Storm by TheEvilPriest(m): 1:20pm On Mar 31, 2017
I detest feminist and women who ride men down but this movement by this girl is going to be far worse.

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Religion / Re: WHY Does Nairaland Have A Special Section For Muslims ONLY? by TheEvilPriest(m): 1:07pm On Mar 31, 2017
Dear Op,

You will not get an answer to this question because it's not the first of its kind.

Unfortunately, your thread is going to be deleted and you might be banned for...(what's the rule again?)

Good luck and happy weekend!

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Family / Re: Three Kids Abandoned As Husband, Wife Were Sent To Prisons In Lagos (pic) by TheEvilPriest(m): 1:05pm On Mar 31, 2017
VolTOxic:


Is this even an option?
Some people can be very stupid.
If I was the judge, I'll lock those ‘neighbors’ up.
The neighbours deliberately brought the kids there to bare the stupidity of those policemen in their face. You locked up their parents, then lock up the kids too. Or are the neighbours supposed to look after them?

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Food / Re: Bush Meat, Pythons Being Sold Along Kubwa Expressway Abuja (Photos) by TheEvilPriest(m): 7:35pm On Mar 30, 2017
Snake topic! Guess who's viewing.

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Romance / Re: Ladies Why ??? by TheEvilPriest(m): 6:12pm On Mar 30, 2017
Dicksonpussy2:


Keep kweyet you fool. You no day look woman nyash? Forming holier than thou undecidedundecided
And you must lose self-control because you've seen a woman's nyash abi? Bingo!
Romance / Re: Ladies Why ??? by TheEvilPriest(m): 6:04pm On Mar 30, 2017
You're simply a perv! What took your eyes there? Why couldn't you mind your business? Do you know if she left the zipper open deliberately? Even if she didn't, another female student should have been the one to alert her, not you! Stop masturbating and face your studies!

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Crime / Re: Zimbabwean Thief Stuck In A Chimney For TWO Days While Trying To Rob A Building by TheEvilPriest(m): 5:53pm On Mar 30, 2017
Watch Nollywood make a series of stupid home videos from this drama and title them:

Stuck In The Chimney (Part 1)

Rescued From the Chimney (Part 2)

From Chimney to Jail (Part 3)

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Crime / Re: Female Accountant Runs With Employer’s N747,400 In Lagos by TheEvilPriest(m): 5:40pm On Mar 30, 2017
EgunMogaji:


I don't need breasts, I'm a man not an infant grin
Well, I don't just drill holes. My first attraction to a woman is her breasts and shape before her face. I need to make myself believe I'm not interacting with a fellow man, which this one looks like.
The breasts are not only for sucking, you can also handle and play with them.

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Crime / Re: Female Accountant Runs With Employer’s N747,400 In Lagos by TheEvilPriest(m): 5:20pm On Mar 30, 2017

Romance / Re: Girl, 18, Who Went Viral For Putting Her Virginity On Sale Finally Sells It by TheEvilPriest(m): 12:05pm On Mar 30, 2017
I wouldn't spend that much on pussy if I had 900 billion dollars. She can fvck herself by herself.
Jokes Etc / Re: Lagosians are Trolling Ibadan On Twitter. See Some Hilarious Tweets by TheEvilPriest(m): 9:54am On Mar 30, 2017
A poor farmer in ANY village in Nigeria is better than someone living in a one room face-me-I-slap-you apartment in Lagos, who gets up as early as 4am and starts preparing for his 50k per month job. Go figure. The poor village farmer, at least, has his small food, his little inherited hut and rest of mind, but how many people living in Lagos are 100% mentally ok?
You get to worry about noise, traffic, high cost of living, accommodation, landlord, fellow tenants, unemployment, armed robbers, burglars, danfo conductors and their wahala, crossing overcrowded footbridges, police brutality, etc. You even get to worry about yourself.

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Jokes Etc / Re: Lagosians are Trolling Ibadan On Twitter. See Some Hilarious Tweets by TheEvilPriest(m): 9:42am On Mar 30, 2017
HateU2:
I don't understand this L thing. Can you explain please?
L is for loss. He meant the boy should have accepted defeat to let peace reign.
Food / Re: A Nairalander Eats Rabbit For The First Time..(pictures) by TheEvilPriest(m): 9:33am On Mar 30, 2017
Jesus! That's an overfed rat, not a rabbit!!!

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Jokes Etc / Re: Lagosians are Trolling Ibadan On Twitter. See Some Hilarious Tweets by TheEvilPriest(m): 9:26am On Mar 30, 2017
chloride6:


Outsmart you, you mean grin
Have you been to Ibadan and Lagos before?
I have.
Jokes Etc / Re: Lagosians are Trolling Ibadan On Twitter. See Some Hilarious Tweets by TheEvilPriest(m): 9:16am On Mar 30, 2017
Lagos agbero: (picks up a bottle) I go break your head o! I swear, I go break am! (drops bottle)

Ibadan agbero: (smashes your head with a bottle) Wo! Don't make me break your head o!

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Jokes Etc / Re: Lagosians are Trolling Ibadan On Twitter. See Some Hilarious Tweets by TheEvilPriest(m): 9:06am On Mar 30, 2017
Money and wealth aside, when the chips are down the average Ibadan boy will outsmart any Lagos boy.

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Celebrities / Re: Pre-Wedding Photos Of Lilian Etim, Liz Benson's Daughter by TheEvilPriest(m): 8:52am On Mar 30, 2017
Nice couple. She's not half as beautiful as her mother, though.

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Romance / Re: Wrong Perception Of The Adam And Eve Couple(PICs) by TheEvilPriest(m): 8:34am On Mar 30, 2017
xoxo001:

Please bro, the person attacked and murdered here is not a woman but a Feminist. Thanks for your concern
She's a xenophobic South African maid-servant to a white man.

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Romance / Re: Wrong Perception Of The Adam And Eve Couple(PICs) by TheEvilPriest(m): 8:09am On Mar 30, 2017
GaggleNSwallow:
It still baffles me how a MILF from Family Section who fell out of marriage and later became a feminist managed to summon the mods to ban TSOM while PunkyV aka ZarZar, a notorious South African troll, is allowed to fool around in the thread. Seriously, I'm trying hard not to insult the warped mentality of Nigerian women. lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
You didn't mention that she has a very sharp forehead like the barefooted Zulu savages.

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Romance / Re: Wrong Perception Of The Adam And Eve Couple(PICs) by TheEvilPriest(m): 7:40am On Mar 30, 2017
NevetsIbot:
Thesonofmark ... Yab lord!!!!! E sure me say the girl don cry. Haba... Kilode!! Son of mark 1000 - 0 zarzar

So, zarzar, you're an unrepentant south african eh? angry
Yes, she is. And she has a sharp forehead.

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Religion / Re: Wonders As Pastor Emeka Of Assembly Of God Is Pursued Out Of Church. by TheEvilPriest(m): 6:59am On Mar 30, 2017
AntiWailer:


No 2 grin

No 1 is useless politicians.
Yes. APC promise-and-fail politicians.
Religion / Re: Stephanie Otobo Reacts To N1B Lawsuit By Apostle Suleman (Pics/Video) by TheEvilPriest(m): 6:50am On Mar 30, 2017
femi4:
Ode, Is abuse only synonymous to rape. She was drugged without her consent which led to loss of her pregnancy
And where is her evidence that she was drugged?

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Religion / Re: Stephanie Otobo Reacts To N1B Lawsuit By Apostle Suleman (Pics/Video) by TheEvilPriest(m): 6:38am On Mar 30, 2017
chronique:
This girl sounds like a mentally retarded person. Where and how was she abused in the whole thing she has been saying since? What is our business if she slept with him? Why is she forcing us to hear and believe her? What are we supposed to do with that information? This girl should get lost completely.
Defamation of character! She was hired for this job and some jobless APC minions on Nairaland are backing her.

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Religion / Re: Stephanie Otobo Reacts To N1B Lawsuit By Apostle Suleman (Pics/Video) by TheEvilPriest(m): 6:36am On Mar 30, 2017
Evidenx:
so you where there when it happend abi? gullible nigerians. u free to believe what u believe afterall with the same empty head of urs you believe buhari will change nigeria.
All the miscreants chanting against the apostle on Nairaland are APC zombies. And the only reason they hate him is because he challenged Buhari their god.

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Religion / Re: Stephanie Otobo Reacts To N1B Lawsuit By Apostle Suleman (Pics/Video) by TheEvilPriest(m): 6:28am On Mar 30, 2017
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Ralphlauren:


she wont take the bait and release any nudes on social media because she knows it is a criminal offence. keyamo would have warned her seriously against it.

she will tender all her evidence in court.

besides, it is pointless releasing any more evidence because gullible idiots like you will claim its fake/photoshopped.
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And you're not a gullible zombie yourself to believe the prostitute wasn't hired by some northern terrorists and their sympathizers?

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Religion / Re: Stephanie Otobo Reacts To N1B Lawsuit By Apostle Suleman (Pics/Video) by TheEvilPriest(m): 6:23am On Mar 30, 2017
Alariwo2:


Rubbish talk
If na your sister dem fvck, give belle come abort for.. you go still talk this nonsense?

#Nigeriansdeservessthetruth

#Otoboishumanlikesuleman
Why is that all you APC internet peasants want the apostle nailed by all means. Not even one of you APC rats wants to use his brain for a second on this matter. I'm starting to believe your God, Buhari, the chief terrorist and herdsmen general, also has a hand in this.
Religion / Re: BREAKING!!! "Queen Esther Finally Opens Up On Apostle Suleman's... " by TheEvilPriest(m): 6:16am On Mar 30, 2017
Videos, pictures, links! We need more evidence, this ain't enough.
Religion / Re: Apostle Johnson Suleman Sues Stephanie Otobo, Sahara Reporters For N1B by TheEvilPriest(m): 6:06am On Mar 30, 2017
farem:


Even Jesus Christ could not have pleased you better! Your miserable lots have been going about spewing rubbish saying that the man of God gra-gra has gone down because the 'facts' against him were overwhelming. Now that he is going to the court, see una life!
Don't mind the two-faced bastards. Formerly, the apostle couldn't man up and defend himself, now he should have allowed God fight his battle. Just imagine the hypocrisy!

Now, I honestly want to see the end of this drama. Let Otobo be interrogated until she tells us who her paymasters are.

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Romance / Re: Wrong Perception Of The Adam And Eve Couple(PICs) by TheEvilPriest(m): 8:44pm On Mar 29, 2017
TheSonOfMark:


Just as I predicted, you wouldn't upload your picture 'cause you're ugly. THE BEAUTIFUL ONES ALWAYS FLAUNT IT.

I'm arguably the most confrontational persona to frequent this section but I've never hidden my identity. That's confidence. You, on the other hand, are just one of the ubiquitous, happy-go-lucky attention-cravers strutting the 'streets' of this section of the cyberspace looking to inflate your self-esteem (which is at its nadir, obviously) just to help you live through each day.

We've had a gazillion of you in this section - from the PunkyVs to the EstharFabians to the MzNellys- who were eventually revealed for what they really were - insecure, little ugly brats. Soon you'd fade into nothingness- like the street urchins before you.

Oh! I know you have a protruding forehead and sagged chin like all South Africans.
Kaylachukwu ooooooo! Chineke! shocked shocked shocked

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Crime / Re: Couple Burn Manhood Of 17-year-old Boy For Raping Their Daughter (graphic Pic) by TheEvilPriest(m): 3:13pm On Mar 29, 2017
Arrest and charge the couple if you like. I'm just happy a rapist's balls got roasted. cool cool

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Family / Re: Pregnant Lady Strips To Pant & Bra To Show Her Pregnancy Journey by TheEvilPriest(m): 10:37am On Mar 29, 2017
dacblogger:
mine is coming up... grin
Let's see. wink
Religion / Re: STEPHANIA Cursed Apostle Suleman For Lying by TheEvilPriest(m): 10:29am On Mar 29, 2017
Some pained Islamic sympathizers from the APC camp - some midget gaylord and his gullible zombies - are still trying hard to keep the scandal against the man of God alive after many failed attempts.

Cursed be APC and all the BMC subscribers.

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