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Family / Re: When Is The Right Time For A Child To Start School ? by thehappyone: 3:44pm On Jan 17
tammyf:
When is the right time for a child to start school , 1 ,2 or 3 years .... ? And which class should he start ? Nursery or creche ?
Mine started pre- nursery at 2 years.

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Investment / Re: Learn, Earn And Teach Others(nairalander's Giveback To Knowledge Received Here) by thehappyone: 4:00pm On Jan 15
henrycryptmento:
In 2013, I made a $50 investment with my salary then, through a thread created by someone here. it crossed 100$ in April same year, in 2017, it was up to 20,000$, I sold some and purchased a huge investment which have grown immensely.

This year all the banks made profit in billions because they earned in dollars( buy, hold and sell when it rose- tinubu government policy) while manufacturing companies like Unilever, Cadbury made losses.

The best thing you can do for yourself this year is to learn and earn in dollars.

If you think it's your naira that will make you rich, you will never become rich with that.

The purpose of this thread is to teach and show only serious person's how to spot and follow the money in any industry you are making money from.

Alot of people have been waiting for this since last year and I'm less occupied to do this. It is not a get-rich quick program but you will surely increase your funds this year.

Nairaland investment thread is full of topics focused on getting from the readers, this time, I'm focused on giving back. I hope you will give others when you climb the ropes.

This is for serious people only, dm your WhatsApp contact to be added up as we should be starting soonest.
Pls add me boss. 09077648015. Thank you!
Investment / Re: How Much Have You Made This Year, See Mine.. by thehappyone: 9:22pm On Jan 13
henrycryptmento:
This post is not to brag or show off but to motivate someone out there that your set goals this year 2024 can happen in a month or less or in 6 months.

Below is a screenshot of trades I covered from dec 28th to January 8th 2024.

Please do not see this as a show off but the result of my experience trading and hashing Bitcoin since 2013.

Last year blessed me immensely (God's Favour) this year is already bountiful.

You, out there whether you are in business, tech, job focus and keep mastering the secrets of your career, you will laugh out last (blessed)
Pls I'm just seeing your post. Pls kindly send the book to me at heri4great@gmail.com. Thank you sir.
Sports / Re: Napoli Sack Rudi Garcia, Announce Mazzarri As Replacement by thehappyone: 2:40pm On Nov 15, 2023
wittywriter:
Management decisions

If you are a punter or staker and you've got the desire to build wealth from sport trade then quote me with your digit so I can link you to a group for such purpose...


Wittyness
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Crime / Re: How Scammers Defrauded Me Of ₦‎4,510,500 - Tolulope Ezekiel by thehappyone: 3:54pm On Jul 02, 2023
YinkaOlusesi16:
Sope otilo🤣🤣🤣 🤣🤣
Imagine someone lost his hard earned money that might probably lead him to depression and you are there laughing like an slowpoke.

If you don't have any meaningful thing to contribute, can't you just keep quite instead of displaying your foolishness for all to see.

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Family / Re: My Husband Has Failed To Satisfy Me Sexually Despite Taking Concoctions by thehappyone: 9:10pm On Jan 07, 2023
Everlastingson:



So what's wrong there if he likes sex? Is there anyone that hates sex? Did God create sex so that you hate it? It is those who abuse sex by practising formication and adultery that God will judge and send to hell. The brother you're judging and attacking was only pointing out to you the will of God regarding marriage and sex, because the woman in the news is seeking divorce which God hates. God is the one that created sex, but it must be between husband and wife.

The reason he commented on this post is coz God wants to save people like you who think that sex can happen between any man and woman irrespective of whether they're husband and wife or not, and who think a man/ woman can divorce his/ her wife or husband and still go to heaven, while practising adultery. Don't be the hypocrite instead.
God bless you.

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Crime / Re: Delta Police Arrests Facebook Scammers Who Kidnap And Gangrape Underage Girls by thehappyone: 8:51pm On Jan 04, 2023
Sheistoopretty:
Men?


The most us*less thing God created grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
I'm with you in prayers dear!!!! It shall never be well with the man that used your destiny.

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Family / Re: Man Holds Ex Lover Hostage On Her Way To Wed Another Man After Training Her by thehappyone: 9:08pm On Dec 14, 2022
Shuggaa:
Someone wid artel line ahould drop his or her contact for data.thanks
09077648015
Travel / Re: Nigeria Issues Travel Advisory To Nigerians Going To US, Europe by thehappyone: 3:23pm On Nov 28, 2022
Eriokanmi:
You're right. My Blackberry android Key2 was stolen in CDG in 2017. I got to the airport late so I couldn't catch the last train going to town. I had to sleep somewhere close to the platform within the airport. I used my laptop bag as head rest while putting my phone beside my chest and slept off. By the time I woke up, I couldn't find it anymore. I approached the airport security who said they couldn't do anything about it. Okay, I asked them to play the cctv footage so we couid see what had happened while i was sleeping but they said they can't. Thank God my Samsung tablet was inside my luggage. I had to use the sim to communicate throughout my stay in Paris. It was a terrible experience for me. The airport security, a lady now spoke to me politely at a corner that, she's sorry for the experience, that...sadly, most of those stealing at the airport are afreicans. Once they steal, they don't wait. They jump inside the train and leave. Meanwhile, I forgot my phone inside dusseldorf airport in Germany sometime ago. The moment I remembered, I ran speedily to the place, thinking I was in Nigeria. On getting there, one man said they've been looking for me to collect my phone. He just showed me where I left it and I picked it up.
Nice experience!!!!. By God's grace, I hope to travel outside of this country one day.
Politics / Re: Nigerian Soldier Admires His Brand New Riffle (video) by thehappyone: 4:17pm On Nov 13, 2022
Jakumo:


Ha ha no be small ting my broda. I shoot and blow chit up therefore I exist. My fellow widows will surely agree that who no know, go know.

In a perfect world, every law-abiding home-owner would be armed and authorized to administer deadly force in the self-defense of their abode.

I cannot imagine life without the assurance of my modest gun collection with which I have filled my deer-meat freezer often over the years.

Next time you fire a shot, take a whiff of the barrel while still smoking. Savor the fragrance as the last wisps of smoke curl out of the barrel.

THAT is my favorite smell of all time, second only to the aroma of a woman who is finally ready for a right seeing-to. Details at ten.

Whenever I hear my dogs raise the alarm at night, I begin to wonder which tool I should select to greet and welcome my uninvited guests.

Should I select the 308 Steyr Hunter Pro bolt action rifle whose telescopic sight costs more than the gun, so as to launch a 2,800 feet-per-second, 147 grain projectile that can bisect a car engine block with the ease of a hot knife through butter?

Or should I rely on Old Faithful, my trusty Winchester Model 1200 pump gun featuring an extended 12-shell magazine loaded with buckshot?

Or should I go stealthy and select my completely silent 25-caliber Air Venturi Avenger PCP air rifle, to pick off enemies of Frogress quietly?

Decisions, decisions. If work can be described as the curse of the drinking man, then peace is equally the bane of the rifleman haha.


I love and envy how you write sir.
Travel / Re: Two Children From Same Parents Crushed To Death By Reckless Driver In Ogun (Pic) by thehappyone: 6:06pm On Jan 10, 2022
Victoronah1:
which one is the driver left with his car!!

Was he supposed to leave his car or what. It's an accident for crying out loud. As long as his particulars are complete, and he has a driver's licence and didn't break any traffic rules. He can only pay for the burial of the kids. That's all. The dead is already dead.



You are obviously drunk.

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Celebrities / Re: I Want More Children – Tonto Dikeh by thehappyone: 2:43pm On Jan 03, 2022
Nicholaspepe:
Nobody has wished me a happy birthday, no gifts too.
Pls show me some love 6 3 1 2 4 5 5 6 9 6.
I'm Banking on your words due to your FIDELITY"


Aren't you ashamed of yourself? Spamming everywhere with your nauseating begging since yesterday.

Who your birthday help?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Empowerment/Charity In Ibadan by thehappyone: 11:42am On Nov 06, 2021
kay29000:

Update (Thursday... 16/09/21)

Hello people. Do you know any widow in Ibadan that would appreciate 10k empowerment? Please if you know one, or you are one, drop a comment here. Thanks.

Please note the widow has to be in Ibadan, and be okay with appearing on camera. I make videos for record purposes. Good morning sir. I came across your empowerment programs. My mum is a widow and this empowerment program will help her a great deal.

Can't find your number on your profile, I would have sent you a WhatsApp message, but have already sent you a mail.

Thank you God bless you as you respond.



Update (Saturday...04/09/21

Hello people, I wrote this update today...I'm doing my monthly empowerment in Ibadan today. It is 15k for a resident of the city. Please read the post below to know if you qualify (or know anyone that would be interested), and give me a call. My number is in my profile/signature.




Update (04/07/21) ...8:40pm

(Please guys, read my post very well before contacting me. Take your time to read it and understand so we know we are on the same page. We can't do more than what I have written in this post.)


I have a foundation I run with a friend, and every month, we empower 2 people with 10,000 Naira for small businesses in Ibadan. That might be small to some people, but we have been able to help people like fruit sellers, people that want to start phone charger sales, someone that wants to start small scale perfume sales business.

I already have one person for this month, but I need one more person. If you feel that 10k can help start a small business, then please notify me here.

The criteria...

*You must want to use it for business

*You will agree to be filmed (I have to show evidence I gave you the money), and it will be featured on our social media page.

*You must reside in Ibadan.

If you are interested, or know anyone that is, let me know here. I want to do it today.
Family / Re: Help, My Child Is Already A GENIUS @ 3! by thehappyone: 12:16pm On Oct 12, 2021
HenryDion:


I was like her. Wait for my response.

........

Never you make the mistake of treating her differently just because she's a genius, or whatever it is you call her.

All you have to do is expose her to materials, especially on things that sparks her interest.

You didn't make any iota of sense.

Get her in a good school, and pay #100,000+ a term if that's what it takes.

At home, allow her to breath, and play with other kids. Don't deprive her of her childhood because she's brilliant.

Don't rely on her to be the one to bring your pathetic assess out from poverty.

Or build up a certain kind of expectation because she's, well, a genius.

Woe to any genius birthed by ignorant and poor folks.

It's always a tough journey for them..

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Sports / Re: Tyson Fury Defeats Deontay Wilder In Thrilling Fight With Five Knockdowns by thehappyone: 10:04am On Oct 10, 2021
Blaksheep:
Wilder lost but he got my respect. He seriously needs a new trainer. You can’t keep throwing heavy punches every time and missing. He couldn't even block and defend simple jabs. Throwing left hook wen u are suppose to throw a jab is a big red flag.

How will u fight for 11 rounds without throwing a single combination. And also ur opponent landing over 80% of his punches.. both jabs and heavy punches. I quite disagree with you. I think his trainer did a better job on him than his last fight. The guy just lacked the discipline to stick to his game plan and allowed his ego to dominate him as soon as he dropped Fury to the ground.

Get a new trainer champ... den u good.
Business / Re: Launching A Crypto Token. Will You Like To Be Among The Founding Members? by thehappyone: 2:37pm On Aug 30, 2021
Tejuri:
What are the benefits?

My vision is for us to build a community, where we can discuss what use cases we can have for our crypto token. There are a lot of problems in the Nigerian financial industry we can solve.

If we do get big enough, with the number of crypto enthusiasts in Nigeria, the 1000 founding members could become millionaires in dollars 3, 4 years down the line. Imagine being one of the first 1000 people to get in on Bitcoin or Ethereum. I believe we can build something really big here.
Interested.
Romance / Re: Baby Dies 2 Weeks After An Encounter With My Fianceé by thehappyone: 8:43pm On Feb 18, 2021
Zeion422:
Black will always remain black...little one's are not always comfortable wit new faces around them, delete dat tots frm ur head
Says who? Mr Barry white.

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Exits Recession, Real GDP Rose By 0.11% In Q4 And -1.92% In FY 2020 by thehappyone: 8:20pm On Feb 18, 2021
NgeneUkwenu:
May God Bless Our Hardworking Daddy, Buhari!

All Good Loving Nigerians Are Behind You...

Thank You Sir!
Akin din di rin
Sports / Re: Sure 2+ Odds Available by thehappyone: 3:34pm On Feb 16, 2021
Cipher001:
Hello everyone,have you been losing money in the past to bets?If yes,then your solution is here.
I do not give fixed games of 200+ odds but I will give you an accurate game of 2+ odds.
If you're interested kindly drop your WhatsApp number and I will message you my self.

Don't be afraid because you'll not pay before giving you the games.

God bless!!!
09077648015
Celebrities / Re: Davido Joins His Father's Pacific Holdings Limited As A Director (Photo) by thehappyone: 1:04pm On Jan 11, 2021
GofuckYourself:
Hello i am here for you , let's talk about you, everyday you, are you battling depression?

Suicide is not the answer

https://www.nairaland.com/6357075/suicide-not-answer-gather-here
Coming from "Go Bleep your self...
Politics / Re: East Carolina University Denies Appointing Ganduje Visiting Professor by thehappyone: 1:04pm On Dec 05, 2020
Sports / Re: How To USE Your Smartphone To Fetch U #500 - 2K Daily On Color Prediction by thehappyone: 8:43pm On Nov 04, 2020
obatine:
I'M willing to teach first 50 people for FREE on how to USE your smartphone to fetch U #500 - 2K daily on color prediction...

Note: Ensure you have both WhatsApp & Telegram installed on your phone.

U can access the training below.����

https:// t. me/ colourunlocked
09052871380
Education / Re: What Made You Popular In Secondary School?? by thehappyone: 3:19pm On Sep 26, 2020
CAPSLOCKED:


I WAS IN THE SAME CLASS WITH YOU AND YOU NEVER CAME SECOND BEST IN ANYTHING. LOL.
Spoiler!!
Politics / Re: Nationwide Strike: You Must Be At Work From Monday, FG Tells Workers by thehappyone: 3:09pm On Sep 26, 2020
SilverNorGold:


Your hatred for Buhari wouldn't make you see that na. Lol
What will your hatred for Nigerians allow you to see?

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Scout Recruitment by thehappyone: 5:18pm On Sep 22, 2020
Heineken:
bro how things? Did you get the appointment letter through mail.? And after accepting by clicking on the membership link what next?
I am also curious cos I got my appointment letter via mail and was told to pay #5000. I want to know if anyone has paid and started job.

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