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Romance / Re: True Or False Game by TheInkredible: 10:33pm On May 03, 2017
@kimbra, check the first definition and the example given.

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Romance / Re: True Or False Game by TheInkredible: 10:28pm On May 03, 2017
kimbra:
See for yourself. grin cheesy
ok, if you don't want to talk about the worth of your well-shaped ass, then let us talk grammar;


"Old hag" is grammatically correct.

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Crime / Re: Lagos Policeman Kills South African Returnee Over N5m by TheInkredible: 1:11pm On Apr 14, 2017
14:
This is the reason why south africa wants these fraudsters out of their country. 70% of Nigerians in SA are into shaddy dealings, majority of them dont wake up in the morning to go to work, they just hang around street corners in groups and later on in the evening its clubs, flashing all the ill gotten cash. But as always, the end is not pleasant. most of them die young.

If this incident had happened in South Africa, the whole of Nigeria would be up in arms demanding the government to do something, but now it happened in nigeria, lets see nigerians if indeed they really care about their own if killed in either SA or Nigeria. Since it happened in Nigeria, it would be just another murder and nigerians will move on.
Did you read the article, you xenophobic dog?

There's already a violent protest!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Juventus Vs Barcelona UCL (3 - 0) On 11th April 2017 by TheInkredible: 8:10pm On Apr 13, 2017
Imithea:
Lezz! grin grin
How far nah? cheesy cheesy

How market? cool cool
Hey
Health / Re: How Do Females Cope With Male Gynaecologists? by TheInkredible: 12:32pm On Apr 11, 2017
LordAdam:


Irresponsible illiterate!

Cambridge definition of colleague:



Radiographers, Radiologists, Gynecologists, Urologists, Gastroenterologists are a group of people who work together in a hospital. We are all colleagues.

The same way lecturers working in different faculties and departments in universities and are all colleagues.

You sick fellow. You've never worked in an inter-disciplinary setting. Sales boy!



Gynecologists in the US do HSG.
Radiographers in Nigeria do HSG.

Gynecologists in the US do physical examination of female breasts.
Radiographers in Nigeria do diagnostic examination of female breasts in a procedure called mammography.

So I am correct to call what gynecologist do my area of expertise because we are bound by the same health professional-patient ethics. You are the ignorant buffoon who didn't know this and yet is claiming to be knowledgeable on health matters. Illiterate.



I'm still waiting for you to show me where I called myself a doctor on this thread.

You're mince meat.

Ignorant bast*rd.

-Lord

I even thought you were only halfway retardéd.

So you actually ran to Cambridge to look for the definition of colleague? shocked shocked shocked Yes, according to lordadam, the irrevocable idiot of attention deficit syndrome, the cleaner in a hospital is a colleague, the accountant is a colleague, the driver is also a colleague.

Your illiteracy stinks so bad, one can easily see why you failed to get into medical school!

We are discussing a specific professional discipline as gynecology and you, a lab man is claiming expertise in a field you have no formal or informal education on!!!

Na Ogun go destroy Evey member of your family for not committing you into a mental asylum.

Idiot. You're a lab man. End of story. Go look for fellow radiographers when dey do ultrasound, x-rays or mammalogy, inebriated fugitive. Those are your professional colleagues.

You have posted as having knowledge in law, tomorrow it will be engineering.

Crowned baboon!

Lordadam says Cambridge dictionary says doctors and radiographers are colleagues!!! Lawd safe us from neo-cyber idiocy!

When a scheming, flipflopping criminal is exposed pants down, he looks for any means to cover his shame!

How do you explain claiming gynecology is your area of expertise when you're only a radiographer?

Is your inferiority complex innate or acquired after years of your repeated failures of gaining admission into medical school?

Aren't you the same everlasting Bastard who claimed the Nigerian constitution has an age limit for marriage? shocked

Until I disgraced you by pointing out there's no provision for legal age of marriage in the Nigerian constitution!!!

Now your mental turbulence has stirred you into claiming a field of medicine you know nothing about.

Seems the abortion pills your mother used in an attempt to flush you out ended up affecting your cranium.

Fake lawyer
Fake doctor
Fake servile lord!

Nairaland is a getaway from the raging screams of failure that plays none stop in your head.

Have you as a imposter radiographer ever inserted a finger into a female once? So why are you ranting and bellowing in a thread that sought to address gynos as if you were one? Answer the question and I will tell you the true identity of your heritage.

Your mother is a cóck-questing street courtésan suffering from CCD.

Your parental identity is as obscured as your mental stability.

Child of a vagabonding imbecilé!
Health / Re: Okechukwu Ozumba: US Arrests Doctor For ‘Sexually Assaulting’ Patients by TheInkredible: 8:19pm On Apr 09, 2017
Ishilove:

Medium size, soft mattress
no provision for two?

What are you doing with a soft mattress?
Health / Re: How Do Females Cope With Male Gynaecologists? by TheInkredible: 12:22pm On Apr 09, 2017
LordAdam:


Did I call myself a doctor?

Inferiority complex.

Show me where I called myself a doctor?

Bloody illiterate!

Show me or forever hold your peace.

I'm waiting for your proof where I called myself a doctor.

-Lord
When you call doctors your colleagues what else is there to infer?

When you claim that gynecology is your area of expertise, what else is left to interpret?

You're an eternal failure whose only chance of success is on the pages of the internet where you live out your wildest fantasies.

It is the same sickness that made you call yourself lord.

Your psychological condition has defiled medical interpretation. You're a true loathsome, self-doubting, gnat whose self-worth has the same lifespan with his internet subscription.

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Health / Re: How Do Females Cope With Male Gynaecologists? by TheInkredible: 12:10pm On Apr 09, 2017
LordAdam:



Grade A illiterate.




Nonsense. Radiographers and Radiologists do HSG in Nigerian hospitals. A radiographer is not a technician. A technician has a diploma. A professional has a BSc.

Read and learn -- "Using catheters, an interventional radiologist or specifically trained radiographer can open tubes that are proximally occluded."

Excerpt: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hysterosalpingography

Read "The Introduction of a Radiographer-performed Hysterosalpinogram Service" here -- https://www.rcr.ac.uk/sites/default/files/2nd_2009_Bleehen.pdf

Complete ignorant oaf.





There is no unemployed radiographer with a BSc certificate in Nigeria. Radiography is also on the Shortage-Occupation List in the UK. There are more job offers than radiographers in Nigeria. Uninformed illiterate.




Nonsense talk. So customer service operatives and tellers in a bank are not colleagues right?

The radiology department in hospitals in Nigeria consist of Radiographers and Radiologists. It's a tag team and we're all colleagues. In the larger inter-disciplinary hospital setting. All health workers are colleagues as they render their service of specialty. A GOPD sending a patient to the radiology unit for a radiographer to perform an HSG is a colleague. A gynecologist who'd recommend an HSG to be done in Nigeria is a colleague.

It is very clear that you have never worked in an inter-disciplinary setting. So lecturers in universities in different departments and faculties are not colleagues abi? You like Timelezz are ignorant illiterates.



We don't claim. We are radiographers with a well-defined CONHESS salary scale in civil service different from CONMESS salary scale for doctors.

We do HSG (diagnostic examination of the FRS) and Mammography (diagnostic examination of mammary tissues, I'd rather just say breast since you are a lay reader). That's in addition to doing Sonography (ultrasound for various parts of the body) and standard radiographic X-ray and IV procedures.

I get my high from watching women UnCloth? Really? Watch them how? When they're shown a cubicle or at the least given privacy to change into a patient gown. Do you think we don't have ethics in the medical profession. We are not depraved pimps like you.



Look at you talking about hierarchy. When you don't even know the job description of radiographers.

Completely ignorant illiterate.

I'd have you all for lunch.

-Lord

Nairaland's foremost imposter cum bottomless quack.

Why do you go about tagging yourself as a doctor in Nairaland?

Are you looking to defraud some gullible girls of their school stipends?

How can you call doctors your colleagues? Are you as a radiographer trained to be a doctor?

Why are you living your failed dreams (failed medical student) on the pages of Nairaland?
Romance / Re: Tag And Ask by TheInkredible: 9:52pm On Dec 20, 2016
Belthazor:
How can you possibly finish someone who has effortlessly reduced your teeth to the point where you qualify to be a pensioner? Everyone can see that you are no match for me and this fantasy driven retorts of you having the capability and the intellectual prowess to beat your sensei is simply a fallacy which you seek solace from to avoid embracing the fact that you're as much of a formidable opponent as a legless man at a kickboxing match.


Was your mother having vulvovaginal disorder ? Seems the whóre was sexually experimented with a gorilla's spermatid to ascertain her fertility when you were conceived accidentally.

50 Naira condom would have prevented the Human disaster you have become if your father could predict he was bringing forth a top class swine into the world


Are you still cracking up your brains to work out a diss line? grin

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Romance / Re: Tag And Ask by TheInkredible: 9:39pm On Dec 20, 2016
judeefcc:
remix disses na song , show say you dey copy them , you dont talk from your mind


You ran to Google to see if I plagiarised grin grin grin grin dude, my brain manufacturers disses faster than you can post dumb threads.

I am DrivebyKiller And I don't need your permission to reinvent my disses.

Do I? You on the other hand have been caught plagiarising my own disses. grin

Take a back seat and watch me bleed that southie like a haemorrhagic nama.

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Romance / Re: Tag And Ask by TheInkredible: 9:33pm On Dec 20, 2016
judeefcc:
you are a confirmed illiterate


The only degree you get na noise maker for romance section
grin grin grin grin grin grin It's alright, show me how it feels when you're proven wrong and outwitted.

I have never seen anyone who's as empty as you yet so satisfied angry

Ok. Point proven. See you around when you have mastered your penmanship grin . Bye!

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Romance / Re: Tag And Ask by TheInkredible: 9:25pm On Dec 20, 2016
Belthazor:
You see that mini- paragraph which you burped out of your filthy mouth which is notoriously known for sücking shïtstain off another man's ärsehöle is as short as the pink mini-skirt that you're currently wearing.

It's quite amusing to see you in a quandary and not knowing how to counter my latter retort. You've now resorted to regaling the audience with stories of how your mother's vägina the size of a mola mola' mouth met it's fate at the hands of innumerable big-bellied men in Mpumalanga!


Your mother is nationally known as a çöçk-juggling whöre whose legs automatically swings open upon seeing a penïs like an automatic door. Her dying wish will undoubtedly be to have a have a penïs-shaped tombstone engraved with the words" Here lies a whöre with a master's degree in pröstitution"


Indeed, son, you have met your death today, as I'm ripping you limb to limb with ease to the delight of the spectators who are standing on the sideline awaiting the date of your funeral since they all can see that I'm wrestling with a dying donkey.


Pathetic son of a dying whöre.
You're too mentally slow. Take a short one, my Zulu minion.

Everyone knows your mother was an underclass trophy prostitutê who saved up her anal-sex bonuses to help the drunken pillock you call a father pay her own pride price. Original retaard.

Your father's dying wish was telling his pastor never to allow you attend his wake keep; your presence reminds his ghost of your mother's sexual generosity.


N.b you take an hour to reply me. Why. Same way your father's flaccid dick response to your momma's saggy tïts grin

When I finish killing you, you'll learn never to come to a Nigerian forum with fake airs. Blooming mongrel!

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Romance / Re: Tag And Ask by TheInkredible: 9:11pm On Dec 20, 2016
judeefcc:
i noticed that she feeds on our attention


all those insults no remove one kobo from my account
1)"That" functions as a conjunction in a sentence introducing a clause which is the subject of a verb in reported speech. The poster you sought to correct wasn't making a reported speech. He/she was making a statement of first person perception.

2. "That" can also be used to introduce a subordinate clause giving a reason for the clause. Again the poster wasn't giving any reason but making a point of observation.

Jude, am I not greater than he whose name you bear? Seeing that your parents were too busy to grant you universal basic rights for children, which is education?

And you sought to compare yourself with me who is infinitely above your network range?

Your father will give you out to me as my bondsman for life if he saw my grandeur.

Please learn to respect your betters.

The only time we can pretend to be equals is whenever you log into Nairaland and pretend you aren't the failure your parents pronounced you to be.

Henceforth, you get the ignore from me. Being foolish is bad, but exhibiting stupidity in a celebratory manner is witchcraft!

#mgna? Changing Nairaland or celebrating ignorance and buffoonery in grand style?

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Romance / Re: Tag And Ask by TheInkredible: 8:49pm On Dec 20, 2016
judeefcc:
make we take stock of events
You blow grammer with mistake i point am out , ure not a god , because of shame you got angry and started insulting me ,
What's grammatically wrong in "brain powers" ? Note, It wasn't brainpower.

Also what is wrong in that emboldened words in that screenshot you sought to correct?

Answer the questions and don't deviate. I disgraced you for being an illiterate forcing yourself into what you aren't built for and you resorted to ad hominem, diverting to sinz grin

Jude, the architectural frame of your brain can't carry any topic beyond side chicks and fake bank notes.

You're genetically predisposed to be mentally sterile with undeveloped brain muscles grin grin cheesy

Answer the questions please. Any attempts to dodge them, and I may ignore you.

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Romance / Re: Tag And Ask by TheInkredible: 8:32pm On Dec 20, 2016
Knightngale:
chai grin
Sometimes, I give myself a reality slap to remind myself I shouldn't be trading text with people whose dreams are my reality. Damn!
Romance / Re: Tag And Ask by TheInkredible: 8:25pm On Dec 20, 2016
Knightngale:
He is a fan, I have watched him dance around you and look for every opportunity to quote you, this is just one of those situations.

Here's the stalking fan plagiarising my diss like his master did too.

Romance / Re: Tag And Ask by TheInkredible: 8:09pm On Dec 20, 2016
Knightngale:
the wannabe, Judeefcc who has the longest neck on Nairaland has been following all your posts on Nl, he is turned on by your posts, the guy wears pink pom poms, he is a blazing fagggot with no shame, pls cover your back side with the blood of Jesus and run for your own good grin

Here's the fool asslicking me like I was his pïmp. He got the snub I reserve for all cyber misfits.

And he's been angry since. grin

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Romance / Re: Tag And Ask by TheInkredible: 7:26pm On Dec 20, 2016
judeefcc:

I no get power for talk wen no go bring money , you were wrong , plenty story no go change am, you talk say you write article for newspaper wen u dey ss3 abeg call the name make we check , if you were a reasonable person you wont have time to be typing for hours about an issue that people are tired off
You attack sinz and all you talk about na 5k the energy and time you have wasted talking about it is worth more than the issue, its you alone thats keepin the story alive sinz has rested but you cant because talking about it gives you a purpose here, without talking about sinz you will just be an old man running around toasting girls with words that only perverts use , lez.z you are not a man of substance or value, if you had a life , you will have been doing somtin meaningful with it , you can insult me morning till night but i am very sure that in life not here i am a beta man than you
Silence is the best answer for a fool they say sinz has been giving you that for months , only u dey give that quote meaning



After plenty talk we go log out and face real life and unlike you mine is on fire


But you're the one jumping on my mentions since yesterday, nah!! grin I have always likened you to someone given an internet enabled phone to test your sanity level so I have never quoted you first since you debuted your madness in this section.

I must have hurt you bad. Since you're changing topic so quickly. I am honestly sorry. I don't know how sinz is related to this matter that borders on your need to critique people's write-up when your education is in a sorry state.


I never wanted to quote you until you began dancing around and quoting me since yesterday like a cash-starved prostitutê.

I don't know how you and your entire #mgna seek to orbit around my essence. Seems every time you gather, I feature top of your agenda.

Change your educational qualification and fake iPhone 7plus before attempting to change Nairaland.

Believe me, you're sitting top of the bottom of the worst in Nairaland. You need spiritual cleansing and true rebirth.

A jobless 26 year old planning for miss Nairaland 2017, 7 months away from time and you want to tell me your father's creditors didnt swap your destiny with that of a dibia's ram?

Abeg, stop changing topic. You came to criticise my English like you do so many folks here when you can't even write better than a sedated circus gorilla.

#mgna bunch of illiterate notice-me -by-fire-by-force imbeciles.

You have been quoting me since yesterday just to grab the limelight for yourself. I haven't cussed you. You're the one posting fake iPhone 7plus and rumbled notes as withdrawals just to get girls to notice you.


And you have cussed sinz far more than I have even when you have no offline dealings with him! Since your amnesia is activated anytime you log on to Nairaland.

Dude, no one takes you seriously here. The only thing that gives your life a meaning is calling your friends offline to like your wack disses.

Go prepare for Mr Nairaland, that's your life's ambition at 26.


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Romance / Re: Tag And Ask by TheInkredible: 6:48pm On Dec 20, 2016
Belthazor, can you be spontaneous, please? I need to finish you off, so I can continue giving your mother 5rands per penile gag.

Waste-pipe like you.

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Romance / Re: Tag And Ask by TheInkredible: 6:45pm On Dec 20, 2016
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Belthazor:
I honestly couldn't make head or tail of the premium load of bullshït you typed above. Your introduction and up until the end is a personification of rubbish and a solid reminder of what I flushed down the toilet few hours ago.

That absurd paragraph triggers an urge to vomit to those who find themselves in an unfortunate position to read your sleep-inducing ancestors insults.

You're actually tripping on your own untied shoelaces and falling headfirst into a wasteland of your recycled nonsensical insults which due to your optical illusion you misconstrue them as insults worthy of a rebuttal. And the fact that I'm retaliating could be why you are under the misconception that they beckon or nudges one to honor them with a response. And that isn't entirely the case. The sole reason why I'm here investing my time in kicking you black and blue is to drum into your hollow skull the fact that you should steer clear of the path that my boots walks upon as they've an inclination of engraving their prints across your rear end for the amusement of the audience and totally to your dismay.

The word zulu is forever burned into your brain because it perhaps translates to ' belt ' in your nigerian language which is the whipping tool that your boyfriend use when you two partake in a BDŞM fetish. That way it'd explain why the word in question constantly comes out of your mouth as much often as your boyfriend's penïs does!

The saddest part of all this is the fact that as much as you want to deny kneeling horizontally on a mat to give your boyfriend, judeefcc, who is currently rocking a pair of pink pom poms and cheering for your idiocy, a föreskin-tickling blowjöb, it will only put up as much of a fight as your mother's hymen did to prevent your conception.
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You have met your death today. Plonker-bastard.

Who has time to read that epistle of wailings you chirped up there? I do it short sometimes. Take it. Zulu buffoon.

Your destiny has been lost somewhere deep inside the obscurity of your drunken mother's undiagnosed cøck-craving disorder.

She lost count of the men who shagged her that dark night of your conception. One of those men is your father and he's been looking all over for you since the only address in your mother's handbag is her room number of the cheapest ashawo hotel in mpumalunga, South Africa.

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Romance / Re: Tag And Ask by TheInkredible: 6:16pm On Dec 20, 2016
Maxi112:
you won kill am Who'll entertain us na grin cheesy cheesy
you saw him quoting me yesterday over a typo. The dude just loves the spotlight at any cost.
Romance / Re: Tag And Ask by TheInkredible: 5:55pm On Dec 20, 2016
Double entry*
Romance / Re: Tag And Ask by TheInkredible: 5:55pm On Dec 20, 2016
judeefcc:

Another one




Oh gawd
Jude, stop embarrassing yourself. The quality of education your father gave you is 4th grade so you aren't qualified to join Nairaland elite in critiquing write-ups.

You're a blazing illiterate.

"Brainpower" is uncountable, while "brain powers" is open to selective licence. And this is how you want to make Nairaland great again? By showcasing your chronic analphabetism and interrupted education?

I suggest you save up enough cash and enrol in an adult education centre after your fuel attendance job.

Take a look at that picture below, that's you still faulting a perfect English written.

You're manifesting Satan's work in God's perfect creation, Jude. Steer of my mentions. You're killing #mnga stillbirth.

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