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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Theuniverse: 1:04pm On Jul 22
Argentina fa tight wellwell, fifa can go to hell. that argentina vice president is very right for supporting Enzo. if fifa get mind make Dem ban Argentina make we see. if na me be Argentina, na to threaten a pullout of fifa if this nonsense persists. no goddamn person or country has the definition of racism, to Argentina players the song is not racism but banter and taunting songs of victory after mbappe first taunted them before the worldcup final. wetin fifa do mbappe?. thunder fire fifa if they do rubbish. other countries should start breaking away from any nonsense international organization that decides for everybody. without fifa football go continue.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Theuniverse: 5:49am On Jul 17
any Chelsea player that has a problem with the video like gusto,disasi,fofana, should approach Enzo like a mature person and seek apology. Enzo has apologized and moved on, if any Chelsea player still takes any offence he should be disciplined immediately. nonsense, we no be saintfc or a religious institution. we make mistakes and forgiveness dey.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Theuniverse: 5:46am On Jul 17
any Chelsea player that has a problem with the video should approach Enzo like a mature person and seek apology. Enzo has apologized and moved on, if any Chelsea player still takes any offence he should be disciplined immediately. nonsense, we no be saintfc or a religious institution. we make mistakes and forgiveness dey.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Theuniverse: 5:33am On Jul 17
thunder fire any Chelsea fan that say we should sell Enzo. he has apologized and is sorry, he was happy and the players were high celebrating. we'll discipline him with fine highest. Chelsea no be manunited that British media can push to do nonsense like greenwood matter. British can go to hell, they brought the highest racism in the world, see as they are treating their prince because he married a black woman,and their media attacks on Saka for england penalty miss, who don shout and attack them. boehly should tell them to shut up and fine Enzo highest. overrighteous British idiots. thunder fire all of ona wey day support British here.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Theuniverse: 1:48am On Jun 29
ballon dor na nonsense award. nonsense laliga players bias, if you don't go to laliga no ballon dor for you. robbed lewandowski because of nonsense covid19 excuse, but covid no hold fifa to give lewandowski the best player award. robbed haaland because of nonsense worldcup excuse. because if another league player win, their league level go fall and appeal of Messi Ronaldo competition go go down. and also their useless laliga quality football image go disappear. bellingham,vinicius for ballon dor? thunder fire ballon dor. the world should only accept fifa best and ban that nonsense ballondor popularity contest. if ballon dor must stay, they must adjust the award pattern,no more voting from bias and useless coaches and media. a straightforward points accumulated system of goals,assists,motm,skill,individual awards. all points calculated at the end of season to be used to give the best player award. I wish usa and china were football powers, Dem no born ballon dor well to do nonsense. see as usa deal with blatter abi!!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Theuniverse: 12:58pm On Jun 12
cfc will only buy world class players above 25years. (eg) osimhen,mbappe, etc. any other player no way.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Theuniverse: 12:41pm On Jun 12
make Chelsea buy Duran. the days of big money signing of players have passed. if you know say you still get get 100millions players for mind, forget and relax. football don go the next level, now is time for buying young talent with few big signings and a good tactical system and coach to play Dem. cfc should not beg any player, we are a great club. any player that want to come to Chelsea should have passion and love for cfc and force the transfer or go to hell. (eg) tosin,palmer etc. na palmer pattern from now on.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Theuniverse: 12:25pm On Jun 07
if Gallagher refuses to leave after we receive a good offer and plans to go for free next season as written, or any other Chelsea player. Chelsea should not allow that rubbish, he should be benched all season,banned from the first team, banned from the team training, sent to train with reserves. or worst, banned from all sporting activity. if he must go free, he must go with lost confidence and lost fitness and value. enough of players playing us, just like rudiger etc. bench him and tell him to go to hell. this is cfc we are a great club, bigger than any nonsense player.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Theuniverse: 12:11pm On Jun 07
Alvarez signing will be great. our technical staff go don study his playstyle and reason he will fit marescas pattern. he's versatile and can play across the front line. he will do brilliantly like palmer if we sign him. that will also mean, more rest for nkunku, benching of Jackson, rotation with palmer and a young team altogether. up Chelsea.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Theuniverse: 8:55am On Jun 07
do we need a striker urgently? nkunku is versatile, can bench Jackson,play false9,link with palmer and can score and create chances. Chelsea should not waste money on any expensive striker. city win epl with false9. madrid win champions league with vinicius,rodrygo and valverde. so top nine is not a must. maresca better get his tactics ready,if we do not buy striker.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Theuniverse: 8:38am On Jun 07
Chelsea should sell gallagher and maybe chalobah. we want to play entertaining football and a passing forward game. people like Gallagher no suppose to even dream of starting match in Chelsea. very poor ball control,no skill,running like chicken, over agrresive tackling,poor passing. chukwuemeka,palmer,nkunku,casedei all of them are better than Gallagher in marescas attacking football pattern. Enzo,lavia,caicedo still better than him. chalobah can stay at least he get sense and is skillful and can pass. our new coach suppose to use his head,sell and bench any useless jambody footballer, play your pattern and give us an identity. anything less than that na sack Dem go sack am. forget that 5years contract nonsense. any Chelsea fan thinking that na Mourinho era we day, that one coach will me making all decisions think again. pattern has changed, technical board,director of football now get more power for cfc. no way one useless coach go come play nonsense pattern of football for Chelsea again. maresca better get ready, any nonsense backpass, one million pass and no forward attack football, na sack no mercy.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Theuniverse: 2:36pm On Jun 04
so far the things our new coach day do and talk make sense. but he is saying he is okay Sanchez as his number one keeper. make he remember say Chelsea no day take nonsense o. if Sanchez flop and it affect our league and title chance. na sack be dat, no mercy.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Theuniverse: 2:39pm On May 30
Chelsea for just forfeit the nonsense conference league. what sort of rubbish farmers and plumbers teams we go day play. which channel even shows conference league?. which day is it played sef?. imagine Chelsea fans hussling to go watch conference cup. thunder fire pochetino. I hope this fairplay something force us to give up the nonsense cup. let us focus on league and cup abeg.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Theuniverse: 10:28am On May 18
let the club sack pochetino, all this last minute win he day win no deceive anybody. first na useless tactician he be, always he will wait until we're in in problem before he go adjust. see as he is using cucurela and caicedo to good effect now, why he no do all this adjustment when season never go far? we would have been higher. secondly he no sabi make sub at all, other coach will make sub to impact game, but most times he go wait until we don concede before he make subs, and most times his subs no day effect or change the game, instead e go spoil our tactics and make us lose. thirdly he always waits for fans to vex before he benches nonsense players, example of sterling that he continuously played untill the fans begin to boo the idiot before he bench him. next na mumu players he sabi and want, when we want to buy palmer the idiot say no, say he no want am, suggesting useless players to the board. the board tell am to shut up and use palmer. even now we want to buy osimhen, the mumu coach day talk of toney for Brentford. he thinks this is Tottenham where mediocrity and lack of ambition day abi? or he thinks Chelsea na gbogbotigbo jambody Tottenham football we go accept? no wonder he no want the club to sell gallagher, jambody football nahim he like meanwhile chukwuemeka, palmer,Enzo,lavia etc better pass Gallagher. he coaches with sentiment and has rubbish quality player identification. the club should tell him to shut the Bleep up an accept their sale of Gallagher and other players sales and purchases and use them. lastly the idiot coach doesn't have ambition and cannot motivate the players. the players go day play nonsense for pitch he go just sit-down for bench like statue,no ginger no drive no anger, this lazy character go catch the players and make them relaxed and feel that are doing well. we go day lose match, the opponent coach go day up, day direct his players and organizing them to win, but our coach way day lose go just sit-down and looking without pitch commands and touchline instructions to the team. see as guardiola and arteta day active for touchline day ginger and direct and continuously making tactical adjustments for 90minutes. guardiola dey even stone water bottle for ground when his team day win but keep on missing goals and playing nonsense. we will play dull nonsense football, second half we go come out to continue the same nonsense, no fire, no morale, no ginger just the same, so what is he telling them in halftime. simple, the players no respect am, them fit they come out to say they are playing for him, but they have seen his lapses and nonsense tactics and lack of ambition. I am sure the board has also seen this lapses too, that is why them day approach better coaches before the season even end. pochetino will be sacked prepare your mind before that time make e no shock you.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Theuniverse: 9:57am On May 18
olise is good but madueke can improve. this na madueke first season and he don already bench the useless sterling. he has at least contributed to our season. forget olise, madueke go do wetin olise don do next season with more experience.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Theuniverse: 11:47pm On May 03
let palmer rest abeg. he has try for us. even if he miss 20 empty net,nothing dey happen. I hope that our useless coach has not told him rubbish thing wey go weaken his morale? make our coach just face his front and wait for
his sack, make he no even tell palmer nonsense. make he first go train mudryk and Jackson. rubbish

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Theuniverse: 3:03pm On Apr 30
so na because of ten million dollars we no fit sack pochetino. thunder fire boehly and ffp. one top Arab cfc fan no fit pay that money? e go even dash pochetino 20 million sef make he no even near London again sef. Arab people way hate nonsense and rubbish. thunder fire epl for making us lose Arab man ownership
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Theuniverse: 2:46pm On Apr 30
I like as Chelsea hold talks with amorim. I know say na done deal, no wonder the idiot pochetino get mind to attack our board and directors. imagine great coaches like Mourinho etc, get sack because of nonsense talk against abramovich,na this useless nama coach day attack dem. if this nonsense boehly do not sack the idiot immediately, na thunder go fire him. as we pay amorim flight to London for talks, let us sack the idiot pochetino and appoint a caretaker. if possible payoff sporting now for him, or pay off sporting to shutup and appoint amorim as coach from overseas and one of his assistants as coach in Stamford bridge till the new season.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Theuniverse: 6:55pm On Apr 12
Chelsea should sack the useless coach and employ (chatgpt) or (Google AI) to run the club. our useless coaches tactics, useless subs, nonsense game reading, no ginger, lazy and stupidly sitting on seat folding hands, is affecting us badly. pochetino should be thrown out and replaced by (AI) for this remaining games. (AI) should be tried, stupid boehly na American man, he should call the (AI) company and employ it for trial. i dey sure say (AI) even the weakest one can arrange tactics, make subs, give instructions and adjustments better than this our useless coach. (AI) has won humans in games before, Chelsea should break the record and become the first team with (AI) coach. we can employ an (implementor) to make sure the (AI) instructions is always carried out at all times. cfc should implement this at once. I will even send this advice to chelseafc officially. up blues,cfc 4 life,ktbffh.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Theuniverse: 1:42pm On Apr 11
fans were arguing here about ballondor between Messi Ronaldo, robbery of sneijder and iniesta and others. balloon dor is just a useless award, a politically rigged award to favour laliga players. fifa suppose to be the final judge on player quality. fifa is the football governing body, real football specialists,analysts and elite people actually work and analyze at fifa. But this balloon dor na just celebrity something by french magazine, a celebrity magazine show award, about who popular pass so that Dem fit sell their magazine and get more money. football no be popularity contest, but a performance contest alone. so to hell with balloon dor. any year that fifa and balloon dor give different best players medals, fifa award senior am. example, ballon dor say because of COVID-19 Dem no give 2020 award, but fifa give their own best player for 2020 to lewandowski. so covid19 no hold fifa, only ballon dor abi? because lewandowski no be laliga player he was robbed. if Messi was best Dem go cancel the award? for 2021 lewandowski win fifa best again, Messi win 2021 balloon dor again. so in 2021 who was the world best footballer? Messi won 2022 fifa best at psg french league but ballon dor as usual give the 2022 ballon dor to benzema because na laliga player. fifa best will soon overthrow the useless ballon dor.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Theuniverse: 9:16am On Apr 10
since our useless owners have refuse to sack the idiot coach. let the Chelsea headhunters for that London start to attack that useless coach. scatter the mumu coach car glass, shook his tire burst, stone am shoe for touchline. chase am with pipe comot from Stamford bridge. If by then the mumu boehly and co no still gree, na them them go attack next. Chelsea no go ever accept mediocrity, thunder fire any Chelsea fan wey day support pochetino. nonsense.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Theuniverse: 2:20am On Apr 09
useless coach and owner. stupid man boehly, see as Bayern sack the idiot tuchel, elite clubs no day tolerate nonsense. but the idiot want to still keep this poch idiot in charge. make the fat American fool no even think of keeping that idiot coach, for next season. if he try am na stone them go stone am, and Carry pipe flog that his fat belle. stupid American businessman.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Theuniverse: 3:49pm On Mar 07
common to redevelop Stamford bridge our nonsense owner no fit handle. the useless British government didn't give abramovich the permit and sell the space he needed for redevelopment. but now way this our fat idiot owner has gotten the permit, na excuse of six years of playing away from Stamford bridge or buying another costly land to build a new stadium he's telling us. stupid man, if na Arab owner na all this nonsense e for day tell us, or e for don start work by now. Liverpool and mancity stadium redevelopments how many years e take? Dem go play for another stadium? a better owner would have gotten a world class engineering company to start work and finish the work fast. maybe na useless British engineering companies day tell am six years, abi na America company? the idiot no see how Chinese companies day build structures rapidly or how they they use advanced techniques to construct skyscrapers and other big structures in few months or weeks, highest 2 years. Dem day even comot entire structures from ground, day turn and reorientate structures when constructing or for redevelopment. and their work go even cheap pass sef, but the fat idiot American no go meet Dem. but na useless British and American companies way day tell am six years e day listen to. wetin them sabi build sef? thunder fire boehly and his board. goat all of them.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Theuniverse: 8:35am On Mar 06
rugged Chelsea fans that sang "feck off pochetino". this show we still have the elite mentality, thunder fire any Chelsea fan that still supports this fat idiot bumbling impersonation of a coach. next make the fans stone the idiot coach bottle for stadium and scatter his car. if his co-idiot boehly think say na joking matter. abi the fans still sang "boehly is a cunt"? his turn is coming too, stupid American business man, na that his fat belle them go flog pipe for that Stamford bridge. up Chelsea skinheads,elite mentality for life, no to mediocrity. so I join the Chelsea fans in singing,Mourinho Mourinho Mourinho, abramovich abramovich abramovich,. feck off pochetino feck off pochetino, boehly you're a cunt boehly you're a cunt. up blues, cfc for life,ktbffh.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Theuniverse: 7:59am On Feb 25
I hope our coach will not try nonsense tactics for this final. no palmer false9, no nonsense gambling tactics,play everybody that deserve to start. finally pochetino na loser and e get useless mentality, I just day wonder what he will be instructing the players now. something like this "Liverpool better pass us oh,you know say I have played them in the champions league final with tottenham oh, that my team get experience and mature players but una be young players oh, i did gragra that time and lost, but make una no try am oh, you remember say they loaded us 4-1 abi?, no too go front oh, they get Salah,jota,Diaz them go kill us for counter oh, just hold the ball they pass for back, pass sotey them tire to press us in our defence and Enzo just day flog long pass to nkunku to run them, if we do like this we will win, if not we are finished". that is if the useless coach does not even decide to start Sanchez and Silva, both coming back from injury , just like he started Kane in that ucl final. let the players encourage and motivate theirselves to win and forget anything that useless loser coach tells them.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Theuniverse: 6:20pm On Feb 20
timbros:


Which match have you ever witnessed 19 or 20 PK taken in the course of 90mins?

I don't answer stupid questions.
so if your striker miss 5 one on ones, but your keeper fail to catch a penalty after following the ball and punching, but the ball entered. will you blame you keeper for the loss or the striker?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Theuniverse: 2:02pm On Feb 19
Jodera:
Timbros, I want to ask you a question, please oblige me.

If you're given 200m and say you should buy either attackers(CF, Lw or RW) or defenders (either CB, RB or Lb).

Now you can buy a combination of attackers (like CF and Lw for example) or combination of defenders (like CB and Lb) but You must not use the money to buy combination of both (example you can't buy like CF/Rw and CB/Lb).

You must strictly buy either Defenders or Attackers using the 200m

With respect to your team, which department will you go for?
give coach like pochetino that 200m, na nonsense strikers like toney he go buy. give better coach like pep or klopp, he fit only buy buy world class defenders that can still be scoring and assisting like walker,Trent,vandyke etc. timbros na pochetino or guardiola/klopp.?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Theuniverse: 12:37am On Feb 19
so na toney pochetino want to sign. mediocre low level coach. wants to take us to totenham mediocrity level. thankfully boehly no day listen to the idiot on player signings. vivell and co in charge. osimhen or manage Jackson.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Theuniverse: 12:17am On Feb 17
BlaqFaze:
you should employ an AI to edit this
oga well-done. but please, my AI suggestion is still valid since you've not countered it or shown it's faults. untill then I wait your reply and rebuttal.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Theuniverse: 12:10am On Feb 17
Itsrm:
What will happen during matches when teams with actual coaches outsmart AI grin
no human coach can outsmart AI. AI can take in all variables, calculate and implement answers at light speed. the power of AI supercomputers or quantum systems pass any human coach ability to outsmart. lastly AI systems are self learning and improving continuously like humans as long as data is fed in.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Theuniverse: 5:51pm On Feb 16
come to think of it. Chelsea even need coach again sef? AI day draw picture, play music,write stories,give intelligent answers. we are all seeing what chat gpt day do for tech scene. abi boehly say Chelsea get performance computer? e better make Chelsea sack the nonsense coach, adopt a very advanced AI computer and robot coach to be our main coach. all decisions and tactics subs and strategy of the team is to be decided by the computer. the computer will be far better than the dunce we are parading as coach now. the AI computer will have the ability to scan all football tactical metrics and data, merge and calculate all possible football tactics and situations. it will scan and calculate our players quality and form data, adapt rapidly and implement tactical adjustments and changes before any coach. watch and learn all opponent tactical and strategic patterns and implement counter tactical strategy with AI tech. computers are proving themselves. since 1997 (deep blue computer) has soundly defeated the reigning world chess champion (Garry Kasparov) and co . since 2016- google (deepmind computer) has soundly defeated the world champion (go game) player (lee sedol) and co. since 2019- AI computer program (pluribus) has soundly defeated the world top poker players (Darren Elias) and co. computers have defeated this champs and world-class players, it has proven itself in highly tactical,calculative and thinking games. it has proven itself in rapidly adjusting in matching and demolishing human tactics and calculations to soundly trounce all challengers. if stupid boehly knows what's best for him, he better sack our idiot coach and his team and buy google and Nvidia computers for the coaching job. he can employ a implementor whose job is to make sure the players understand the (AI computers) tactics and instructions at all times and follow it's orders at all times. we will match and surpass guardiola in all football tactics,calculations and ramifications. We go dominate england whether the useless fa like am or not and Europe. come on Chelsea,up blues, Chelsea for life, ktbffh.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Theuniverse: 12:38pm On Feb 15
why pochetino day bench nkunku but bringing him in second half of games? last match the same thing, the idiot play palmer false9, but as soon as he change palmer to his normal position and bring on nkunku,at least the game change, and palmer influence won the game for us. make our nonsense director of football or technical staff call the idiot to order. pochetino think say he be guardiola?. he want play palmer false9 because guardiola play debruyne false9 abi?. he want to copy but he no get sense or tactics to implement, na rubbish always be the result. our defence porous he never copy guardiola marking, our midfield porous he never copy guardiola pressing or his inverted left and right backs for support. na guardiola false 9 attack he day go copy, but he never get sense to copy how guardiola day implement his high line with pressing and marking and intensity. very foolish coach. see manunited that was with us in the bottom don shoot go up table, but our stupid coach never fit even learn from tenhag about how to fit win games consistently. tenhag way just come new. thunder fire the coach. his sack is around the corner.

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