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What is the average price per hour charged to the customer in a Nigerian Internet cafe? |
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nex: 80% actually and 20% by MEND ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Don't pay any tithes full stop. It is equivalent to religious 419, absolute con and a ripp-off |
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[size=16pt]Whoever changes his religion from Islam should be congratulated as rejoining the human race[/size] |
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Agbotoba: LMAO ![]() ![]() ![]()
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gReenmAn: LMAO ![]() ![]() ![]() Not Impressed and not moving on! ![]() |
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New Nigerian Bread Weighing machine unveiled! Ever wondered when buying bread in Nigeria that you were being cheated and the loaf was not the weight it should be. Now from the people that brought us the Nigerian APC comes the Nigerian bread weighing machine. How this exactly works is a closely guarded secret, but it is believed that cucumbers are an important part of the technology and carefully adjusted bra's!
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* STOP PRESS * Nigerian PC assembly plant now at full capacity in Abuja! State of the art Nigerian computer company Mugutel Ltd, has stepped up production at it's Abuja plant to meet demand for it's new Abacha 4 desktop and the new Yam Yam laptop models!
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On the health and hygiene front, President Yar' adua today awarded a prize of 75 Naira to Mr. Eze Eke, Nigerian inventor of the first combined baby bath and toilet. President Yar' udua commented that all Nigeria needed now was a sewage system, but he said that he heard that another Nigerian inventor is working on a design for something called a sewage pipe!
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More fantastic news, it is coming quick and fast. The first successful firing of the new Nigerian missile was carried out this morning. The new missile named the 'Mugu Yahoo Boy 1' was fired from a secret location in Lagos at a designated target in India. The new missile which represents the absolute pinnacle of Nigerian technology was not carrying a warhead and landed in the center of New Delhi without incident. President Yar' adua praised the inventors and further added that talks are underway to attach this new rocket system to the new Nigerian APC!
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Cricket is a complex game that needs to be understood. Due to It's complexity Cricket is only followed by people with above average intelligence, hence the position of Cricket as the number one disliked sport! The best way to experience Cricket is during a sunny day, with a few cold drinks , sat in the pavillion. It is a whole day event, rather than a timed game! |
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Witi: ikeyman00: LMAO ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() So why are you replying you Arrow? Witi: Nobody can run down a country with so much raw talent and sewage. We should organise a national holiday and street parties to celebrate the coming of the Nigerian homemade tank! Nothing is going to to stop us now, this APC has launched Nigeria into orbit and who knows, this could eventually lead to the introduction of electricity into people homes. This is an exciting development indeed! |
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Yes, Nigeria is the center of the Universe where invention is concerned and Nigerian inventions keep this world of our running smoothly. The money Nigeria has made from all its inventions ensures that the modern Nigeria is a country without corruption or poverty and one of the most dynamic in the world! This is an amazing feat considering that the white man did so much to stifle this country and suppress the dynamic forward thinking Nigerian. With a world class health service, clean drinking water and one of the worlds highest GDP's, Nigeria is not just the power house of Africa, but of the world! Where can this all end, is there no stopping this heroic push froward? God bless Nigeria and the Nigerian world class APC! |
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Beaf: Beef, I have decided to ignore you moving forward. How you can blame the problems of Nigeria on a few trinkets and wooden carvings is ludicrous to say the least. I did not start this stupidity, but I was happy to play along with you to keep you happy. You were for a few hours at least my little pet cyber chimp! ![]() Now I have bored of you and will move on and ignore you ![]() ![]() ![]() Nigeria needs people like you to keep it at the level it finds itself today! Only with people like you can the country maintain it's dynamic development into chaos and catastrophe. I commend you, you and people like Nez, Flem and Stickeyman, as you people are what makes Nigeria great, you are the key to the future! A future of homemade weaponry, Mickey Mouse APV's and Yellow tin plate helicopters! For you all truly deserve what you have built for yourselves and future generations! Congratulations! PS. If you want to think I am white, then go ahead, that is not an issue at all. It makes me smile ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I know who at what I am and that is all that counts ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() PEACE! |
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blacksta: This started as a criticism of the APV project. Just goes to show that stupid people can not stand criticism! Nothing to do with racism! I did not start this ridiculous anti colonial nonsense, but I will play along when the mood takes me. Seems that people like to dish out nonsense but then get all defensive and play the racism card when it is thrown back at them! OK time to get back on topic for this thread ![]() ![]() ![]()
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You forgot to mention the most important thing we stole! Just to keep you seething and miserable ![]() ![]() ![]()
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Wow a wooden mask, I think we should send it back, it would come in useful to hide your stupid face ![]() ![]() ![]() The state Nigeria is in has nothing to do with colonialism and has everything to do with the stupidity of Nigerians! As I said the truth hurts! Blame the fact that you have no electricity, clean drinking water or health care on a wooden mask. As I said stupidy rules in the land of the stupid! Most of the talented people - as soon as they can - are disappearing abroad. That leaves the dregs like you! |
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Wow a few Elephant tusks and a wooden dog LMAO ![]() ![]() ![]() From thieving forefathers to thieving Nigerians!
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ocelot2006: Just goes to prove that stupidity is a Nigerian invention! Yes, Nigeria's greatest need is to produce weaponry and armour. That is what will make Nigeria great and give it's people the quality of life they deserve. Born stupid, always stupid! blacksta: What's your fascination? ikeyman00: By the way 'Warning' has a g on the end. Illiterate dip shit ![]() And as for giving warnings, what are you going to do if they don't comply? Bore them to death with your stupidity? Maybe they can build a landing platform on top of the Micky Mouse APV to allow the Nigerian Cobra attack helicopter to land on the roof ![]() ![]() ![]()
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Yoruba-man: If speaking the truth about the situation in Nigeria = Racism, then let it be called Racism! If the truth hurts, then let it hurt! If your answer to the countries myriad of problems is to brand any criticism as coming from a white man, then who cares, the problems still exist and continue to get worse with every day that passes! For all your words you are living in a shit hole and nobody is doing anything about it! stupid definition stu·pid (sto̵̅o̅′pid, styo̵̅o̅′-) adjective in a state of stupor; dazed; stunned; stupefied lacking normal intelligence or understanding; slow-witted; dull showing or resulting from a lack of normal intelligence; foolish; irrational a stupid idea dull and boring; tiresome [a stupid party]: also used informally as a generalized term of disapproval a stupid hat Etymology: L stupidus < stupere, to be stunned or amazed < IE *steup-, to strike: see steep noun a stupid person - Beaf, Nez, Yoruba-Man - Ikeyman - Flehmmy
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kelvin: Nobody has said that they should not be given a chance and it will be ministers that will decide whether the project is funded or not! It is just that such a useless development takes pride of place when the country is lacking such basic amenities ![]() Nigerians can build an armoured car, but can not provide electricity , health care or clean drinking water for it's people! This is not a development, this is a step backwards ![]() ![]() |
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Beaf: You still have not mentioned what we supposedly stole? Even if I wanted to steal something, do you honestly think I would come to a country where the most precious and readily available commodity is stupidity? I gave you some possibilities maybe you can be more specific? Make a list of exactly what Nigeria has other than corruption, criminality, stupidity, lack of education, laziness, third world mind set, poverty, 419, fraud, filthy streets, slums, oppression, poor or little health care, no electricity, failed nation status, dictators, goats, STD's, pollution, child rape, child abuse, militants, kidnappers, MEND, Boko Haram, HIV, AIDS, Ogboni Mugu Fraternity, Nigerians and now a metal box welded onto a Toyota chassis ![]() ![]() ![]() Please be specific!
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@ Nex You sure are a frustrated little asshole ![]() ![]() I am sure that you can say everything that is in your small peanut sized brain in one post, no need to post three different replies ![]() ![]() ![]() Shout as much as you like about the rest of the world, does not change the fact that Nigeria sucks at everything it does and I put that down to low life illiterate peasants such as yourself that are destroying the country with your gross stupidity ![]() ![]() Now go and take a few steps outside your hovel and breath some deep breaths of slum air! By the way the two Yahoo Obasa brothers are fraudsters! They engaged in several scam activities while in the US. It is simpler then to understand how they came about their working capital and why they had to return to Nigeria of all places! http://cases.justia.com/us-court-of-appeals/F3/15/603/536713/
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Beaf: LMAO ![]() ![]() ![]() Nigeria will have to overtake Afghanistan first ![]() ![]() Not sure exactly what the British looted from Nigeria. Maybe you will make a list of exactly what Nigeria has other than corruption, criminality, stupidity, lack of education, laziness, third world mind set, poverty, 419, fraud, filthy streets, slums, oppression, poor or little health care, no electricity, failed nation status, dictators, pollution, child rape, child abuse, militants, kidnappers, HIV, AIDS, Ogboni Mugu Fraternity, Nigerians! So Europe's time is passing? That should read like bad news to Nigerian's as Billions are sent in aid to the sad failed state that Nigeria is every year! Oh well, maybe beef will have to wait a little longer before he gets to experience a flushing toilet and soap! ![]() ![]() ![]() ikeyman00: If you had any sort of education you would understand that you should have written: "I have always known that you are a really stupid man" You also need to capitalise letters at the start of a sentence! You can put a monkey like you in a suit but unfortunately your primitive and backward mindset remains ![]() Oh well, you fit the typical Nigerian standard ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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The only reason products are produced in China is because manpower is the cheapest in the world and the natives have the required skill sets. The Chinese do not invent, they just manufacture! If the West wanted they could bring China to it's knees. Just stop importing goods or move production elsewhere such as India or Mexico and the China dream is over. Around 90% of goods manufactured there are destined for the West anyway and 99% are Western technology and patents, even the Japanese produce most of their electrical goods in China! When you have 1.5 billion people, human resource is cheap! At the end of the day everything comes down to price, nothing else matters! Inventing a product is one thing, manufacturing it commercially is another. Nigeria has no skilled work force to speak of, except maybe in the oil sector, poor electricity supply, corruption and bureaucracy at every turn! So for the for-seeable future, China it is! For the information of the misinformed: Intel processors are manufactured in Hudson, Mass. USA by Intel AMD (Global Foundries) processors are manufactured in Malta, New York at a new $4.2 billion dollar production facility Toyota engines for Europe are produced at TMUK's facility in Deeside, North Wales, UK Bayerische Motoren Werke or BMW is European, so is Benz and they are produced in Europe |
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Recognise: Correct, you have a sharp eye ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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And finally a special mention to the Flem & Beef show ![]() ![]() ![]()
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