Your d!ck must be seriously itching you.

As part of efforts to recover all its
properties, the Bauchi State government has
seized a total 22 vehicles in the possession of the
wives of former governor of Bauchi State, Isa
Yuguda.
The Chairman of the Transition Committee,
Senator Mohammed Mohammed who spoke
yesterday at the Government House in Bauchi
said that the recovery of the vehicles was in
tandem with the mandate of the committee to
recover all items confirmed to have been
allocated against due and return them to the
government.
He said:” we have so far, recovered a total of 22
cars from the wives of the former Governor, Isa
Yuguda. We recovered 11 cars from his first wife,
seven from the second wife and four from the
third wife. We are yet to recover the remaining
cars from his fourth wife who is currently out of
the country.
“We will ensure that whoever is in possession of
government properties will be forced to return
them. We urge public servants and the general
public, especially those involved in the disposal
and allocation of the property in question to
cooperate with the committee for the effective
discharge of its assignment.”
Governor Mohammed Abubakar had vowed that
he would employ all measures to trace funds and
property allegedly looted during the tenure of the
immediate past administration under Yuguda in
the state.

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/06/bauchi-govt-seizes-22-vehicles-from-yugudas-wives/

Ever since Korede Bello released his chart
topping song, Godwin , encomiums have
continuously poured in for the song.
TATTLES even said the song “would be
around for a long, long time.” However,
not everyone feels so strongly about the
video. Funke Edidi of tooxclusive.com
shares her opinion.

1. Bovi
Everybody loves Bovi, but as is typical of
the Nigerian entertainment industry we
tend to overdo things. I mean after
watching the ‘Hour of Victory’ flick, I did
laugh a bit. Plus it added an extra 40
seconds (or more) to the 3minutes+
video, however it was as unnecessary as
the ‘k’ in knee, and if we are being honest
here we’ve seen Bovi do better.
2. That Dance
At first when I saw the dance I simply
assumed our dear Korede Bello was on
the verge of an epileptic fit, (I mean it
could have been part of the story line…)
What was that? Seriously? I literally
cringed every time Korede did the very
weird ….I don’t even know what to call it!
As for DonJazzy, don’t be an agbaya
please. I’ve heard and read various
comments on that dance and none of it
fit for public consumption so I’ll just keep
them to myself. I get that Korede isn’t
that much of a performer. I mean I’ve
watched him struggle to actually get into
character on stage and in videos except
maybe Dorobucci where he actually had to
act cute so that didn’t prove to be too
much trouble. But if you really had to do
a dance (or shall I call it jig?) try and get
a choreographer to show you some moves
so you don’t end up looking like a Fulani
cultural dancer without his stick. Just
don’t do that ever again! On the flip side,
his attempt at Igbo dance was pretty
impressive.
3. He winked, again!
Someone needs to tell Korede to stop
with his winks! It was cute in Dorobucci
video, it was getting a little bit worrying
in the Adaobi video, now it’s just plain
annoying!! Please retire the wink!! I’d
describe Godwin as an energetic song with
a feel-good nature that inspires this
feeling of gratitude and makes you want
to do a little jig, sadly watching this video
will almost bring all that to a screeching
halt.

http://leadership.ng/entertainment/441560/3-things-wrong-with-godwin-video

There is an uproar brewing over the
pronouncement made by a popular minister of
the word of God about imprisoning women.
The visibly angry man of God can not hide his
annoyance when he vent his wrath on these
group of women.
Popular televangelist, John Hagee, has come
out to accuse women that calls God’s name
during sex. The American pastor said this on
the basis of the biblical commandment of not
calling the name of God in vain.
In an interview he granted newslo.com, Hagee,
the founder of the Cornerstone Church in San
Anthonio, Texas, said: “if you’re asking about
my personal opinion, there is no greater sin in
terms of wrongly using God’s name than women
who use it during sex. That is one of the filthiest;
most derogatory and sinful uses of the Lord the
Lord’s name I can think of. If it were up to me, I
would put every single woman or girl who does
that in jail. That would be a fine example of
God’s wrath aimed at what is, in my opinion, a
terrible misuse of Maker’s good name.”
To buttress his opinion, Hagee said that the
Bible in strong terms forbids calling the name
of God in vain.
“One of the things that the bible has consistently
denounced is the taking of the Lord’s name in
vain. In fact, one of the Ten Commandments in
the Old Testament states: “You shall not take the
name of the Lord your God in vain, for the Lord
will not hold him guiltless who takes his name in
vain” (Exodus 20:7). The word “vain” means “for
no reason” or “useless,” he explained.
However, many have seen the televangelist
utterance as controversial and also debatable.
Various argument for or against it have been
raised. Some are also asking, “Don’t men
scream the name of God in the heat of sex?
What punishment should be given to them.

http://www.naij.com/465153-pastor-angry-at-women-who-scream-gods-name-during-sex.html

As there were preparations this week for
President Muhammadu Buhari to meet with
the head of the leading global corruption
watchdog, Clare Short this week, a new
allegation has been brought forward.
According to Daily Times, a credible source has
revealed how the Jonathan administration had

sold an oil bloc for $1.85 billion, but made
available a meager amount of $100 million.
This, which topped the agenda of the meeting
will be probed to know what exactly went
wrong.
The Extractive Industries Transparency
Initiative (EITI), Clare Short, is a world body
committed to enthroning transparency,
accountability and prudent management of
revenues from oil, gas and mining to support
development and reduce poverty in resource
rich countries like Nigeria.
However, the executive secretary of the EITI in
Nigeria, Zainab Ahmed, said over $7.5 billion
between 1999-2011 have been unaccounted
for in the oil and gas sector in the country.
“The amount represents clear cases of
underpayments, under-assessments of taxes,
royalties, rents… which have not been adequately
addressed in the past. NNPC was unable to
provide any evidence that the funds were
remitted to the federation as required by law,”
she said.
Recall that the former central bank
governor, Lamido Sanusi, was sacked by
Jonathan after raising an alarm about
unaccounted $20 billion by the federal
government in oil revenues between 2012 and
2013.
Meanwhile, it is an open secret
that government rely heavily on proceeds from
bulk oil sales but there has been little
oversight of how these are handled.

http://www.naij.com/465278-jonathan-remitted-100m-for-sold-1-85b-oil-bloc.html

Amen.

Macelliot:
Among the top 10, Enugu state is the best...
Enugu state receives the smallest FG allocation than the other 9 states...

The topic here is IGR and not Federal govt allocated funds.

An advice to those who consume sexual enhancers. This man came to a medicine store at my neighbourhood where I go to chat with friends, he told the owner of the shop that he had an erecction that has lasted for about 21 hours and was screaming in pains. My friend couldn't do anything to help and we took him in my car to a general hospital where a nurse was attending to him. He bought something that looked like groundnut from an abokii which led to this.

2015/2016 Premier League Season Fixtures Announced READ MORE: http://www.naij.com/463457-20152016-premier-league-season-fixtures-announced.

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Your diick is probably massive and the baby got attracted by the chunk of about 3kilo of pure meat I guess. I suggest you go for surgical resection of the penile shaft to correct the anomaly and saving a lot of kids that might even want to stick their mouth to it.

The South African recipient of the world's first
penile transplant is to become a father, a surgeon
who performed the operation has told the BBC.
His girlfriend has reported that she is about four
months pregnant, and this showed that the
"transplant worked", said Andre van der Merwe.
The 21-year-old recipient, whose identify is being
protected, lost his penis in a botched
circumcision.
The operation took place in December.
Surgeons at Stellenbosch University and
Tygerberg Hospital performed a nine-hour
operation to attach a donated penis.
Dr Van der Merwe said he was "very pleased"
when he heard that the man's girlfriend was
pregnant, and had not asked for a paternity test
as there was no reason not to believe the couple.
Further transplants
"This is what we intended, that he should be able
to stand up and be able to urinate and have
intercourse, so it is a milestone for him," Dr Van
der Merwe told the BBC.
He had not expected the man to be infertile, as
he had an issue with his penis, not his testicles,
the surgeon added.
Dr Van der Merwe said the surgical team is yet to
review the success of the operation, and may
then carry out further transplants.
The boy had been left with just 1cm of his
original penis as a result of the botched
circumcision. He was 18 and sexually active at
the time.
When attaching the donated penis, the surgical
team used some of the techniques that had been
developed to perform the first face transplants in
order to connect the tiny blood vessels and
nerves.
There have been attempts at penis transplants
before, including one in China.
Accounts suggested the operation went well, but
the penis was later rejected.
Doctors say South Africa has some of the
greatest need for penis transplants in the world.
Dozens, some say hundreds, of boys are maimed
or die each year during traditional initiation
ceremonies.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-33103294

The Eko Electricity Distribution Company (EKEDC) on Saturday urged electricity consumers to brace up for upward adjustment in tariffs to partly meet reality of the prevailing economic situation.

Oladele Amoda, EKEDC’s Chief Executive Officer, made the plea in Lagos at a stakeholders’ consultative forum to rub minds with the customers on the need to adjust electricity tariffs.

NAN reports that currently, the company is charging N26 per kilowatts for a residential building.

Justice Mohammed Idris of Federal High Court in Lagos had on Thursday renewed an earlier order restraining the Nigerian Electricity Regulatory Commission (NERC) from implementing the new electricity tariff.

NERC had proposed tariff increase effective from June 1, but the judge restrained NERC and the electricity distribution companies from making any increment in electricity tariff.

Idris gave the order in a ruling on an ex-parte application filed by a Lagos lawyer, Toluwani Adebiyi, against increase in electricity tariff.

EKEDC chief said, “There is no way we can have stable power supply without adjusting our tariffs, because currently, we are running at a loss.

“The company is being run at a loss since its inception, because our investors had invested lots of money into the system which has not reflected on the supply distribution chain to the customers.

“When you look at the economic indices, there is high increase of dollars in terms of exchange rate against naira, while prices of other things have also gone up.

“Most of our equipment like transformers, cables, lines and so on, are being imported, and the cost effect of rising dollars had affected the cost of these materials.

“Gas supply is also another issue which has been increased drastically by gas suppliers and they now feel reluctant to sell gas to industrialists due to price differential.

“Except Federal Government stabilises the prices of gas and other things like importation, that is the only way the tariff adjustment can be stopped.

“But we cannot just commence increase of electricity tariff without informing the regulators which will in turn fix the appropriate tariffs,” Amoda added.

In their responses, Mr Sunday Durosimi, who represented Festac Housing Estate, Mr Oluwole Alfred, the representative of Lekki Estate, advised the company to have a rethink on the adjustment initiative.

They said that customers would not take it lightly with the company if after the tariff adjustment there was no improvement in the electricity supply within their networks.

Three men, who trekked to Yola in honour
of former Vice President Atiku Abubakar, are now
stranded in Yola.
The men, Salihu Jibrin, Aliyu Adamu and
Abubakar Suleiman, who spoke to newsmen
Saturday in Yola, said since their arrival they were
unable to see their mentor, Atiku.
They said all they needed was to see Atiku or his
representatives to deliver their messages and go
back to their various destinations.
“I trekked for 38 days all the way from Lagos to
Yola to see Atiku in view of his role over APC
victory in the general election but up to now I
was unable to see him.
“I am now stranded with no money to go back; at
times I sleep in motor park or squat with good
Samaritans,” Jibrin said .
Adamu, who rode bicycle from Kaduna to Yola,
said he spent eight days on the way.
“I want to thank the Secretary, Nigeria Union of
Journalists (NUJ), Adamawa Council, Mr Baba
Zare, who had been assisting me since arrival to
cope with the difficult situation I found myself.
“I want to meet Atiku before finding my way back
to Kaduna,” Adamu said.
On his part, Suleiman, who trekked from Shelleng
town, Adamawa, to Yola said he had been
squatting from one relation to the other while
waiting for an opportunity to see Atiku before
going back home.
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/06/3-trekkers-for-atiku-stranded-in-yola/

This news is really misleading. At no point in time has the government of Kaduna state failed to pay salaries i. e. salaries are paid as promptly.

They are actually from the same state and perhaps same local government and even same community. I think there should even be more attachment than this.

How did he manage to get your number after you left? "Sykes"

Wawrinka wins French Open!

IT IS WELL JONAH, EVEN IN THE BELLY OF THE FISH.

@op, you actually did well. Your list is incomplete without adding the rank of a PRIVATE (pte) which is actually the lowest rank in the Nigerian army.

I strongly suspected his movement, as details of his journey inbetween Ibadan and Mokwa still remains sketchy.

There are questions that Suleiman did
not address to the reporters who interviewed him
upon his arrival to Abuja.
Ahmad Salkida, who witnessed Mr. Suleiman’s
arrival to Abuja, said that “I am not good at
maths or physics but did Suleiman use a
compass or other modern equipments to track
his movements?”
“What is the expert account on the number of
hours a man like Suleiman needs to cover such a
distance?” he added.
Hashimu Suleiman told reporters at the scene
that the journey took 13 days. However he did
not provide important details on the time he left
Lagos or the going away celebrations he may
have had.
Significantly, Mr. Suleiman also did not explain
his walking and resting schedule along the
arduous 746Km journey, which would be more
than a 9 hour drive by car.
Mr. Suleiman also did not explain the people he
met along his more than two week walk, or
where he stayed during the journey.
President-Elect Buhari does not know Mr.
Hashimu, but he promised to see upon his
arrival to Abuja. As at time of filling this report
he was being led into the City Center by an
unprecedented crowd who accompanied and
policemen who are controlling the crowd around
him.

http://saharareporters.com/2015/04/20/man-trekking-buhari-arrives-abuja-too-few-details-his-journey

Olonade02:
Thank God I made it today.......#FTC# since I have been on NL

Boy, you are a real learner. Better practice more of fastest -fingers -first b4 coming on board.

@op, was the whipping politically motivated or it was sexually motivated?

?

At least the hospital is saving him the numerous wahala KONJI can land him into

General Muhammadu Buhari has
allegedly rejected advances by top serving
officials who have been flocking into his
house in Daura, Katsina allegedly lobbying for
positions in his administration.
Nigeria Bulletin reports quoting Per Second
news “Buhari was enraged when “the
current Comptroller-General of Customs,
Abdullahi Dikko Inde, visited his residence
in Daura to pay homage last week.”
General of Customs, Abdullahi Dikko Inde
Per Second News also learnt that the customs
boss who coincidentally hails from, Musawa
Local Government Area, Katsina state
immediately after informing the President-Elect
of his mission was advised to go back to his
duty post.
Dikko, shocked by Buhari’s response. He tried
unsuccessfully to inform the retired General of
the situation at all Nigeria’s borders, seaport
and the airports, but the President-elect
upbraided the 55 year-old that the ideal
procedure is to wait until he has been sworn in
as president, describing the visit as unhealthy,
unethical and disloyalty to a government he is
still serving.

He thereafter asked the customs boss to leave
his residence, rejecting also his gift items. The
Comptroller general and his team hurriedly left
the residence, parking the valuables and gifts
items along.
There have been reports that top government
officials serving under President Goodluck
Jonathan are scared that Buhari will come
after them when he assumes office due to their
corrupt nature.
Buhari meanwhile has stated that he will not
be probing government officials who have been
accused of embezzling funds when he
assumes office.
One such official, Mrs Diezani Alison-
Madueke, who is minister of petroleum
resources has been reported to be seeking
asylum in foreign nations due to fears that
Buhari will come after her. She has rejected
such claims though.

http://www.naij.com/422443-buhari-rejects-politicians-seeking-for-top-appointments.html

The enforcers of such a culture that promotes nudity must be prosecuted by GMB when he comes into office. Because this is also a form of "kwarraption".

Why is Sani Danja not amongst them?




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