Alexia20:
Hello house, the age of my spouse on our marriage certificate (church wedding cert) was wrongly captured (my own fault) and I will need to upload the certificate for visa application for spouse dependent visa application for my spouse to join me in uk asap. Common sense dictates that the age on marriage certificate should tally with her passport DOB .

Hence, I have approached the church for correction and they have refused blatantly on the ground that the mistake is not coming from them. So what other options do I have for proper documentation in this visa application,kindly advice.

Go and do an affidavit to that effect, as long as the age is consistent in other documents the error can be legally documented with an affidavit. Attach it to all the document you are uploading and you are good to go.

deepwater:
Lol
Moisture

Watch the series HEIST on Netflix that episode where they stole $7.4m out of $100m u would understand better.

Mint money attracts moisture from the air. You don't need to keep it near any water body for this to happen as the water content in the air (humidity) is enough.

Next time, if its not a sunny day keep your mint close to a talcum baby powder to avoid wetness.

Yes o, science people actually call this condensation. The mint is still cold due to being initially under air conditioning environment so, the water vapour in the place where the mint was kept will loose their KE to the colder body and becomes liquid which will be visible on the mint notes.

Ayemileto:
Wow!!! Just wow.

I created a thread few weeks ago asking if Noilers are good for Egg production but didn't get a reply.

https://www.nairaland.com/6543467/noiler-good-egg-production


I bought 10, although my initial plan was to buy 30 or more.

Maybe I will start updating that thread too.

I think they are good for egg production. I did a mini excursion/study last few weeks to observe how these birds are raised and the markets for them after seeing how nice they look in a farm; infact I visited a couple of hatchery to see how things worked partly because someone have been helping to take some of our Turkey's eggs to the hatchery, so I wanted to learn how they go about the it so I can do it on my own later. Egg production is one of the selling points for Noiler birds (you can hardly differentiate between their eggs and those laid by layers), then if there are cocks among the stock, you can be assured that some of the eggs would be fertilized and the fertilized eggs are taken to the hatchery maybe on weekly basis depending on the number of birds laying the eggs (hatchery cost for Noiler egg is 20 naira per egg, quite cheap compared to the price the op mentioned above because there are many hatchery here.). Interestingly, I saw that the market for the hatched chicks is even at the point of collection where there are ready buyers for the chicks and prices for Noiler chicks goes between 130-170 depending on the number of chicks produced that day.

This is stale news, dude made that tweet last year, has there been any improvement now? What's the current situation now?

Sorry case, they yaf brainwashed this one

donnie:


Nonsense... there was never a pandemic in the first place. You have swallowed the CNN narrative hook line and sinker. The real destruction begins after the vaccine... After they have succeeded in spreading even more severe illnesses among a huge population.

Also, unknown to y'all, they are harvesting DNA samples from you with every test.

Several professionals have warned against the vaccine. Why will I risk changing my YAH-given Bantu/Israelite DNA?

Sharap there with your grace and hardworking nonsense, it is now you want to go motivational ba? When you were busy looking down and dismissing the chances of the away team you did not write this motivational rubbish, you did not consider the fact that time and time again odds are meant to be beaten, now that your permutations did not work you started your grace and hardwork ish. Sooo Man City who had been on over 20 match winning streak suddenly had their grace expired on Sunday and that grace was transferred to Man United who also have a certain away unbeaten streak due to aunty "grace" or is it hard work sef? Tseeeeeeeeww!

LesbianBoy:
I said it when Chelsea beat Liverpool in their last game that football teaches us lesson about life.

Klopp said he does exactly what he has been doing, yet see their form, 7 back to back home losses. Incredible! That has never happened before to any top team! That is a negative history!

Now look at Man City.

Is it not the same Man City that has won 20 something games consecutively and here they are, A WHOLE PEP GUARDIOLA MAN CITY SIDE, at home and can't even score against this nonsense Man United side.

Lesson to learn.....

Life is about grace not your hardwork

If something is not meant to be, no matter the hardwork, preparation etc. Nothing go work

Always pray for GRACE!

beeznitfizo:

How can Nigerians be so daft. Not too long ago I saw educated Nigerians drinking and bathing with salt to prevent Ebola. Its a pity we all have access to the internet yet Nigerians are just too lazy to point their phones on google 4 information. MMM is a Ponzi Scheme and wikipedia describes the founder of MMM- Segei Mavrodi as a Russian criminal. Read his history- he has been jailed for a similar Ponzi Scheme.
Google about MMM n patiently read about the scheme then u would see that any sane man shouldn't even give it a second thought.

it is funny when people quote wiki when you and I know that information on wiki are edited by any Dick and Harry...

omooba969:
There are wives who never learn nor listen. To even say sorry when they are wrong(that's if they even admit without arguing) is another ball game entirely.

Anytime you correct them, they feel you are attacking them so they get on the offensive even if the matter is not serious.

These ones are the insensitive type, inconsiderate & non-proactive.

...and these are the set of wives I think the op is trying to find out how to manage, only that he just went straight to the point giving impression about managing wives generally.

naptu2:
Tyre expiry date.

that's just the date of production, where exactly is the expiry date written

olaitoro:


why do you think Igbos laugh at any yoruba name with yeye in it ?

very simple... They laugh because of the foolishness of their understanding. Haba, how can only you be saying igbos laugh at Yoruba name having yeye in it Someone had explained to you that YEye is different from yeye in Yoruba just like igba (calabash, time, garden egg, 200), means different things with different pronunciations.

Kenmatt:
Carefully observe and you will see a stamp with a caption like this; *0815* or 0815. Meaning, the manufactured date was on 8th month in the year 2015. The validity of this tire is 5 years.

The first two digits actually represent the week. So it is 8th week of the year.
https://mobile.facebook.com/FRSCNigeria/posts/10151242621552017?_e_pi_=7%2CPAGE_ID10%2C1125313633

Yea, you resemble am no be small
poor man's Korede Bello
How I wish all of you trying to resemble one celeb or the other can at least resemble them with your pockets...

Sound of music
The gods must be crazy
Coming to America
Gladiator
3 idiots
Any movie by Jackie Chan and Jet Li.

Thank God say na cartoon you sef put...

you mean the orangutan sorry...er primate said all this

but the money she had been spending on you is not your age mate

dominique:


You can use the service for both airtime transfer and account transfer. To recharge your line, it's simply *737*amount#, to recharge a line different from the line you registered your account with, dial *737*amount*number#, you'll be asked the last four digits of your ATM card to complete the transaction.
To transfer to other bank account dial *737*2*amount*NUBAN#. Maximum you can transfer in a day is N20,000 and you'll be charged N20 for the transaction.

Transfer to other banks attracts a charge of N110 plus vat and the maximum daily limit is now 50k. Gtb to Gtb mobile transfer charge is N20.

they must be doing her...

may my loyalty not be tested...(Fashola, 2015)

naturalwaves:

I have been taught by a couple of lecturers in 1 and I am doing a second degree in 2 but I can authoritatively tell you that 10 is better than both academically. The list is fake anyway, believe iit at your own peril.

naturalwaves:

I have been taught by a couple of lecturers in 1 and I am doing a second degree in 2 but I can authoritatively tell you that 10 is better than both academically. The list is fake anyway, believe iit at your own peril.

So, because a couple of lecturers from 1 (probably on sabbatical) taught you in 10 and you are currently on second degree in 2, you can "authoritatively" tell us that 10 (which obviously you attended) is better, ah! Bro, that is not the way of research, I mean how can you use "a couple" of lecturers in 1 to arrive at that kind of assertion? Even research is not authoritative and that is why it is called re-search!

stale like harmatan infested Agege bread...

You should have beaten stupidity out of her in return, then she will learn that wisdom is indeed profitable to direct...

nickusoro:
Honestly, I run short of what to say in cases like this because in an economy where the government can't afford to take care of the masses, things tend to fall outta place.
Many are for the motion that "If you hand a criminal over to the feds, he'll get released and commit even worse atrocities, hence 'kill 'em and kill 'em now".

This is terrible, but hey, nothing can be done about it.
I'm not a fan of jungle justice, yet I do not blame the masses for their actions. Unfortunately, that dude engulfed in flames ended up in the hands of really pissed off citizens. And I refuse to believe that there were no cops around the area at that period of time. Anyway, it's just one of those things you get to see in the Wild, Wild West.
RIP Bank Robber... oh! For TIRE'S sake, you are the RUBBER.

#QuoteMeIfYouWanna

The only objective post so far if this really happened, others are just waxing some silly lyrics like that...

barcanista:
Who is advising President Jonathan?

The parasites he surrounds himself with....

Hmmmmm, this matter mess for my mouth come add salt join mess I no fit lick, salt I no fit spit out :

what a presidential prophecy!
'In his closing remark the president assured Nigerians that elections would be conducted and a NEW PRESIDENT sworn in on May 29...'

This is exactly what I am facing with my nokia android, like you I thought mobogenie might be responsible, now I am seriously suspecting clean master which I downloaded on recommendation by a battery saver I downloaded to help manage and free space. I have since deleted the battery saving stuff and some other unwanted applications just to solve this problem to no avail!

pronto543:
Hi Gurus,
I use Tecno N7 but 3 days ago, some unwanted applicatns like zero launcher, app master, phone cleaner automatically download each time I switch my data on. If I try to install, it shows parsing error or something like that...It's sucking my data besides I'm scared they might be malwares as well. It might not be unconnected to the fact that I use mobogenie for downloads as my google play store doesn't respond. The problem began after I downloaded and installed an app that manages battery. The app suggested I try anoda app that helps free up space which I installed. It's after this that those useless apps began popping up. Despite uninstalling these apps, the problem hasn't stopped 'tho I haven't uninstalled mobogenie. Can the mobogenie be responsible?I need urgent help plz. Hope I won't av to do 'factory reset'.

fairheven:
I don't support any party ,am only interested in the Individuals..an for LAGOS..it seriously needs to be delivered from the "yoke" of TINUBU and Godfatherism...the same tin applies to nigeria at large we need to be delivered from jonathan's clueless leadership
So the best option for me wud be..Uncle Jimmy for LAGOS..and Buhari for nigerian.that is the change we need.

Rubbish! The same double standard that didnt work in 2011: vote for the person not the the party abi Vote for fashola of apc, vote for Jonathan of pdp we know where that lead us as a nation, so we should do that again in 2015 Vote jimi of pdp, vote buhari of apc. Una no go ever learn!

Well, the version I heard, it was one Thunder Balogun that was acclaimed to have scored that goal for Nigeria and not Samuel...

Now I know that what they call cluelessness is politically transmitted!

robosky02:

3.The husband should fulfill his marital duty to his wife, and likewise the wife to her husband.
4 The wife does not have authority over her own body but yields it to her husband. In the same way, the husband does not have authority over his own body but yields it to his wife.
5 Do not deprive each other except perhaps by mutual consent and for a time, so that you may devote yourselves to prayer. Then come together again so that Satano will not tempt you because of your lack of self-control.

1 Corinthians 7:3–5

how does this apply

The above is the perfect answer to this question.
Couples that values their spiritual growth must agree to set themselves apart for a time after all there is a time to embrace (including sex , yea ) and a time to cease from embracing.