Rooneyboy:


Yes , self employment is awesome , but believe u me , aint easy . I'm currently giving one a trial and putting the place in order has gulped more than 1 million already .

I feel like backing out @ this point sef , I'm just being encouraged by a friend.

........ Summarily , u have to be rugged to survive in the Nigerian business environment .

wow, you are rich o. how much is 3.5 gig, Mtn

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"I know what tranquility means, I can talk into the face of night about the stillness of a silvery streaked pond, it's calm; but I can only describe it, I've never felt peace, not in this heavy heart."
I have lived a life of stories, good ones filled with the overcoming of self and the hurdles in life that is present even with a baby's very first step. However a lot has been stories of anguish, bitterness, and the eternal sorrows of a wounded heart yet to be avenged. One of such stories is about my misadventure into sports, groomed by a homosexual predator only to be abused and rejected to heal no more. I've never slept some nights literally, thinking of nothing but revenge not because I am evil but for my heart. The bells, bells they chime at the hour unholy and calm; such an ominous hour when every critter sleeps, I am awaken by the bells, the chiming of the bells of vengeance. I am not in charge of this unholy ritual; these bells toll ghoulishly by themselves like the bells of Canterbury at Thomas Beckett's death.
Like most young kids growing in the late 90s, I wanted to be professional footballer so I saved up money for a second-hand football boot and jerseys. We had the various teams graded according to age but being Nigerians, we had some kids stepping down from the under 15s and 17s into the 13 years bracket so age wasn't as much a requirement as weight; we all had to fall within 45kg, a weight I'd have no trouble on the scales as a very thin child.
There were two dominant youth teams in Uyo, one was coached by Citroen, a PE trainer from Christ the King Primary School(that's the story I heard back then), another was coached by Emman Ntuk. Citroen specialized in the under 15s and 17s with the very talented kids filing to register; I wasn't so talented but what I lacked in natural gifts, I worked hard to cover in training. My lack of the natural touch meant I overcompensated with determination, aggressiveness and stamina hence my position of left back which was a difficult position that every other talented player didn't want to venture into.
I couldn't make it into Citroen's team because I wasn't "the exceptionally gifted 12 year old" but Emman Ntuk readily accepted my offer to train with his team. I trained hard and we worked in a large team but my niche position at left back meant I had little competition for a starting place. Emman Ntuk would be appointed by the ministry of sports of the Akwaibom State Government to ready a team of under 13s for the national tournament which was to hold in Benin.
We didn't just get to be selected by AKSG but we won a series of qualifying matches within the state and there I was in the brink of representing my state in a competition that was to take place the following year.
Towards the end of the year 1999; training intensified and I was so sure of making the team that I skipped school to join the morning sessions at CKS. I would hear the rest of the boys joke about another player called Akpan-boy who had an unusually big pair of ears, these boys were in the inner circle and they were closer to the coach than the others. They would call Akpan-boy "awan coach!" I never understood such complex euphemism and words such as "homo" and "paedophile" were totally not in my vocabulary, I'd never heard or known what they meant so I had nothing to fear.
I have a very watchful mother who doubled as a father, she was particularly strict on curfews but on the night of new year, every child could stay up till late in the morning watching fireworks and throwing a couple bangers into neighboring properties so my mum didn't know I would be assaulted on that night of 1999 by Emman Ntuk.
Usually the night of 31st is spent in churches praying into the new year and we did that in the coach's church, I had joined on invitation and the other 3 boys closest to the coach were there. After the service, Emman Ntuk persuaded me to follow him and the other boys to his house; I wouldn't agree at first because I wanted to be in my neighborhood watching the fireworks but then the year we entered was the tourname

Damfostopper:
Endtime news.... I wanted to Bleep jasmine dat day o... Which kind nonsennse be dis

what inspired your signature

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viickerz:
@hardmirror, please mention me anytime you update this story.!
Funny thing tho, im in the church right now, reading this, im just laughing at the pastors words..
All the dude is saying is 'donate to the house of God'

just cant wait to get home and drink garri, sleep and play video games....
#i just caught my dad dozing in the service .. Lol.. And he was the one that was clamouring abt church..

lol

sad....

lalasticlala

OAM4J seun mynd44 lalasticlala

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Eby Amanda Pius-Urum
TO THE HONORABLE MEMBER REPRESENTING ABAKALIKI/IZHI CONSTITUENCY. HON. SYLVESTER OGBAGA.
Dear sir,
It's Saturday and I know you will be relaxing somewhere cool. I sent you friend request here on Facebook since Monday and you haven't accepted. I had wanted to wait till you accept my request before writing this but I ran out of patience. You will definitely see this.
Sir, from my surname(Pius-Urum) you should know who's daughter I am. My father isn't a coward and you should know that a lion can never give birth to a goat. If this will quench the bag of rice you do send to my father every Christmas, let it be! He have enough rice.
It's 9yrs. 9 horrible years that you've been sitting your ass in the green chamber without boasting of any reasonable thing.
During the last election, I personally toured the whole of our constituency in campaign against you. But you paid your way back to the National Assembly again. During the campaign, I was at your village. The road that leads to your village is like the road to hell. Your community cannot boast of electricity. All you did during the election was to go to Nnewi and purchase fake machines and share to the clueless youths.
Sir, what exactly are you representing there?
You have never moved a motion or contributed anything in the national assembly. Did the sleeping senator pass over the mantle of sleep to you?
Some part of the constituency you are representing was rendered homeless few years ago by the state government and you did or said nothing. You watched people's Graves excavated and you did nothing.
I look at an Abakaliki man like you and I cover my face in shame.
Sir, as an honorable member you share wheelbarrows, machetes, headpans, trowels, shovels and match boxes as your constituency project.
Sir, Aren't you ashamed?
What happened to our quota of employment?
I can bet my boobs that no one, I repeat NO ONE can say this to you. But I said it because I can.
Sir, RESIGN! We are tired of your dumbness. We will be glad if you do us this favour. Regards to your family.
Yours sincerely,
Eby Amanda Pius-Urum.

I look at how easy it is for these unimaginative pastors to become rich and I am here being an honest atheist. I am sound in scripture; stagecraft might need a little refining and I could own a private jet in a decade.
Wouldn't it be nice to read;
"Former demonic atheist now winning souls for Christ."
My integrity wouldn't suffer in a place like Nigeria; the only thing that would suffer is my bank account due to the weight of money coming into it's coffers.
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cool.... better late than never

this thread dey vex me sha.

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fpeter:
what's with this kidney failures amongst young men? God please help our generation.
guys watch your health, know what to eat and drink, exercise regularly and detox.

your kidneys and liver do the detox.

Vanityupnvanity:
reading improving writing skill? 'thinking'

exactly my brother, I'm confident about my spellings courtesy of reading.

it's pretty urgent please. I need suggestions from those privy to the information. thanks

agoadiv:
. why did u hugs her:-(

is it your hug?

frenchwine:
Titane my friend, this is your thread, do I really have to say anything or honour(nay dignify) the pained nurse with a response? I bet not.
We're the most insulted professionals, yet indispensable. I would leave it at that.

continue being good....

Swissheart:
.......I choose not to answer.

I'm sorry. #hugs

Swissheart:
My English Studies Teacher was one pretty lady I never got tired of listening to. I admired her greatly. Today I am an English Studies Teacher.....I know she did the 'runs' in my heart.

are you a lesbian?

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Nora Oma Patrick
Then again , every freaking medical complaints , signs and symptoms in Nigeria is diagnosed as Typhoid and malaria !
Headache, Fever , abdominal pain , any pain , blood in the stool, skin rash , diarrhea , inflammation on any part of the body , abnormal weight loss, injuries sustained from accident; in fact if you fall from a nine storey building and break your neck , most Nigerian doctors will still treat you for Typhoid and fever ! If you are lucky, they will give antibiotics and send you home ! Or upgrade you to anemia , and do a blood transfusion!
How about second opinion?
How about referral ? No !
Most Nigerian doctors will want to treat you until you die in their hospital/clinic ; even when they don't know what the hell is wrong with you !
Your life means absolutely nothing to them ! To them you are a mere customer , and they will do anything to retain you as a customer!
They need your money to pay their staff the peanut salary they pay !
There is nothing like I don't know !
I have never seen this case before!
Go to Alaba clinic , maybe they can help you there ! Sometimes you waka with your two legs to a hospital; one wrong injection and you are dead !
There is nothing like I don't understand these symptoms ; go to this place ! No !
Instead they will refer you to their own private clinics!
Do you know that according the most recent WHO study ; the average life expectancy of an average Nigeria is 53 years old ? Yes ! If you live up to 53 years in Nigeria, you actually lived long !
This age has in fact gone up from the 43 years it was before !
Before you come to argue on this post , before you come to plead is not my portion here or do one religious incantation on this post ; go and ask yourself why our politicians travel outside Nigeria to get medical treatment !
Go and ask yourself why Nigerians trust Indian healthcare system more!
Go and ask yourself why your president had to travel to London to treat an ordinary ear infection !
Yes ! Your guess is as good as mine !
Yes , unfortunately, he doesn't fucking trust the health care system in Nigeria!
That's why a Nigerian woman suddenly becomes a prayer warrior immediately she finds out she is pregnant !
One wrong move and you are dead ! For ordinary childbirth !
And no one will be held accountable !
Trust me , Google app can give you a better diagnosis than most of these incompetent, half baked , Nigerian doctors !
Argue with your stethoscope!
Nora Oma Patrick (c),2016.
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Silvofitz:


A tout sighted here!
I can imagine how some beasts batter their wives at home.

lol, I could be a female. so how am I supposed to have a wife? huh?