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Computers / Re: A Laptop Needed Urgently: Do The Work And Get 5k Commission. by tizzycutty(f): 10:30am On Sep 16, 2020
Drop your whatsApp number
Computers / Re: Acer King Of Battery by tizzycutty(f): 9:37am On Sep 15, 2020
Dbestofmasquar:
Brand new swift 3 should be around 200k... Brand new swift 5 is 270k. Recheck your price bro

Swift 3 should be less than 200k sef. Am using swift 5, I bought it 250k. But you know things are now expensive due to the pandemic sha
Politics / Re: WHILE ELECTION APPROACHES: Safety And Security Tips For Staying Safe by tizzycutty(f): 10:25am On Feb 12, 2019
Nice one OP..
But we should wait till the election result is been announce before be go to our home
Romance / Re: Breast Sucking: From Medical Perception by tizzycutty(f): 2:45pm On Feb 09, 2019
Mmmmm
Politics / Re: Do You Think Businessmen Make Good Politicians?. My Revelation About Atiku/obi by tizzycutty(f): 10:56am On Feb 09, 2019
Awol1:


Facts about the process through which they have all attained power.

Where are the facts about their performance in office.

Their capacity.

You are criticizing them for believing in the rule of law and the courts, that your Buhari is trying to bastardize?

Am not a buhari supporter non your atikulated bullshit. None of them is a good candidate and Nigerians are probably gun regret voting any of em into office, I am just saying the OP has a point. businessmen ain't good for politics. Don't quote me again
Politics / Re: Do You Think Businessmen Make Good Politicians?. My Revelation About Atiku/obi by tizzycutty(f): 10:33am On Feb 09, 2019
This are facts given by the OP.
Phones / Re: This Man Is Likely To Scam You Next. A Must Read. by tizzycutty(f): 6:33pm On Oct 06, 2018
AK481:


Mumu write up.

Lalasticala come and ban this boy.

No name,no proof no envidence



Never will a glitameous glitamity of a titanic vehimity be proclaimed, but rather to molud or concor the jegberical being of a whalonical bembeloo. (Meaning!....

Hahaha, bad belle people, abi you be ripper also. it's you lalasticala will ban. what evidence again do you want. read the post again if you no understand his write-up.

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Phones / Re: This Man Is Likely To Scam You Next. A Must Read. by tizzycutty(f): 2:07pm On Oct 06, 2018
Oluwasaeon:

Do you know how to redeem now ?

Yeah, the one omo-ibadan always posted on her stories.
Face to face transaction. Lol
Phones / Re: This Man Is Likely To Scam You Next. A Must Read. by tizzycutty(f): 1:53pm On Oct 06, 2018
TDonald:
where are the screenshots OP

Open doesn't know how to upload �

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Phones / Re: This Man Is Likely To Scam You Next. A Must Read. by tizzycutty(f): 1:38pm On Oct 06, 2018
I've fall into his scam too, he collected my $100. God knows how many people this guy would have dupe.

He has many site. Also claiming to be selling e-book that teaches people how to start iTunes Business. And he is getting thousands of customers. Someone has created a trend about him before.

Please guys be wise.
Politics / WAEC Seized My English Result Twice – Patrick Obahiagbon by tizzycutty(f): 7:34pm On Jun 30, 2015
Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon in an interview with
Punch Newspaper revealed his WAEC Results were seized
twice ‘cos of the ‘big grammars’ he used.
Punch: Did you write exams in school in these big
words?
Hourable: I used such words very-very freely in my exams
both at the secondary school and in my university and
little wonder I had the misfortune of my English results
being seized intermittently in my O’ Levels. WAEC
released my results for the other subjects and withheld my
English result. This happened for about three years. Twice,
I pa$$ed the University Matriculation Examination but
I could not proceed to the University because of my
English results that were not released. At the end of the
day, it was released after the third attempt.
Punch: Why do you always use ‘big grammar’?
Honourable: I am not really consensus ad idem with those
who opine that my idiolect is advertently obfuscative. No
no no, it’s just that I am in my elements when the colloquy
has to do with the pax nigeriana of our dreams and one
necessarily needs to fulminate against the alcibiadian
modus vivendi of our prebendal political cla$$.
Punch: How do you talk to your wife, children and even
your friends?
Honourable: I relate with my family and friends very
warmly and in an atmosphere of camaraderie, stripped of
my confutational habiliment and gladiatorial homilies. I
am a very peaceful, calm, level-headed and celestially
attuned soul personality.
Punch: Is this the way you proposed to your wife,
speaking high tech grammar?
Honourable: Of course, the business of the day when I
interfaced with mywife on matters of the heart had to be in
plain Caeser’s languageand you can decipher why that had
to be so. The matter in view did not permit itself of
sphinxian conundrum.
Punch: Do you know that many people don’t take you
too seriously when you talk because they think you are
not communicating?
Honourable: Why will I be perturbed from ensconcing
myself in the palatable arms of Morpheus because people
have deprived themselves of the cultivation of the regime
of the mental magnitude? I read all the farrago of baloneys
and vacuous bunkum from pepper soup objurgators. The
spirit of animadversion remains their fundamental
human right. It also remains an indubitable fact that I get
millions and millions of requests daily from people all
over the world requesting for my verbal mentorship which
positive cosmopolitan reactions have a$$isted my
equipoise and righteous sense of pachydermatous garb. I
cannot put my nose to the grindstone daily and expect to
be understood by those luxuriating in a modus vivendi,
verging on pepper souping, goat heading, suyaing, big
stouting and isiewulising. Has a philosophical wag not
once pontificated that things of the spirit are spiritually
discerned and that it takes the deep to call the deep? We
will speak more on this matter of critiques and chichi dodo
another day.
Punch: Why do you pull your trousers up beyond the
waist?
Honourable: Hahahaha….That trousers style is called
Yohji Yamamoto. It was my own audacious statement to
remonstrate against the pervasive tendency of
Nigerians especially our youths that took to the practice of
putting on trousers exposing their lower anatomical
contours and I will do it over and over again.

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Romance / The Reasons Why Some Men Marry Bad Wives by tizzycutty(f): 11:28pm On Jun 29, 2015
THE REASONS WHY SOME MEN MARRY BAD
WIVES:::::::
1. Some men are carried away easily by the
physical beauty of a woman...Some men married
their wife because she is beautiful and sexy with
nice shape...pointed boobs..etc...After wedding..
the woman begins to display her bad characters....
For the fact that a woman is beautiful does not
mean that she will be a good wife....Do not marry
a woman because of her beauty....It can be
dangerous....
2. Some men married their wife because she is
wealthy or because her parents are rich...perhaps
because she is the daughter of a governor or
minister....The man forgets or ignores her bad
characters during courtship because of her
money....After wedding, the woman begins to
control the man....
3. Some men married their wife because she is
good in bed...she knows all the sex techniques in
bed...she knows how to satisfy him in bed....The
man gets carried away and marry her even if she
has bad characters....Too bad....
4. Some men just married a bad woman with the
hope that she will change in marriage or with the
hope that he will change her....
5. Some men did not marry their choice...Perhaps
the wife was given to him by his parents....Marriage is
more serious than the way we handle
it.....What you actually need in marriage is a
woman who will give you peace of mind and
happiness.......

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Celebrities / Re: Top Ten Most Handsome Nigeria Musicians by tizzycutty(f): 2:09pm On Jun 28, 2015
Story for the gods...
Romance / Re: Who Is A Big Girl...?? by tizzycutty(f): 2:01pm On Jun 28, 2015
Am a Big girl grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon Has Speak Again "See What He Say About BUHARI by tizzycutty(f): 1:32pm On Jun 28, 2015
Never will a glitameous glitamity of a titanic vehimity
be proclaimed, but rather to molud or concor the
jegberical being of a whalonical bembeloo. (Meaning!
LET' GIVE BUHARI SOME TIME.)

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