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Drop your whatsApp number |
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Dbestofmasquar: Swift 3 should be less than 200k sef. Am using swift 5, I bought it 250k. But you know things are now expensive due to the pandemic sha |
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Nice one OP.. But we should wait till the election result is been announce before be go to our home |
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Mmmmm |
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Awol1: Am not a buhari supporter non your atikulated bullshit. None of them is a good candidate and Nigerians are probably gun regret voting any of em into office, I am just saying the OP has a point. businessmen ain't good for politics. Don't quote me again |
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This are facts given by the OP. |
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AK481: Never will a glitameous glitamity of a titanic vehimity be proclaimed, but rather to molud or concor the jegberical being of a whalonical bembeloo. (Meaning!.... Hahaha, bad belle people, abi you be ripper also. it's you lalasticala will ban. what evidence again do you want. read the post again if you no understand his write-up. 4 Likes |
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Oluwasaeon: Yeah, the one omo-ibadan always posted on her stories. Face to face transaction. Lol |
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TDonald: Open doesn't know how to upload � 1 Like |
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I've fall into his scam too, he collected my $100. God knows how many people this guy would have dupe. He has many site. Also claiming to be selling e-book that teaches people how to start iTunes Business. And he is getting thousands of customers. Someone has created a trend about him before. Please guys be wise. |
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Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon in an interview with Punch Newspaper revealed his WAEC Results were seized twice ‘cos of the ‘big grammars’ he used. Punch: Did you write exams in school in these big words? Hourable: I used such words very-very freely in my exams both at the secondary school and in my university and little wonder I had the misfortune of my English results being seized intermittently in my O’ Levels. WAEC released my results for the other subjects and withheld my English result. This happened for about three years. Twice, I pa$$ed the University Matriculation Examination but I could not proceed to the University because of my English results that were not released. At the end of the day, it was released after the third attempt. Punch: Why do you always use ‘big grammar’? Honourable: I am not really consensus ad idem with those who opine that my idiolect is advertently obfuscative. No no no, it’s just that I am in my elements when the colloquy has to do with the pax nigeriana of our dreams and one necessarily needs to fulminate against the alcibiadian modus vivendi of our prebendal political cla$$. Punch: How do you talk to your wife, children and even your friends? Honourable: I relate with my family and friends very warmly and in an atmosphere of camaraderie, stripped of my confutational habiliment and gladiatorial homilies. I am a very peaceful, calm, level-headed and celestially attuned soul personality. Punch: Is this the way you proposed to your wife, speaking high tech grammar? Honourable: Of course, the business of the day when I interfaced with mywife on matters of the heart had to be in plain Caeser’s languageand you can decipher why that had to be so. The matter in view did not permit itself of sphinxian conundrum. Punch: Do you know that many people don’t take you too seriously when you talk because they think you are not communicating? Honourable: Why will I be perturbed from ensconcing myself in the palatable arms of Morpheus because people have deprived themselves of the cultivation of the regime of the mental magnitude? I read all the farrago of baloneys and vacuous bunkum from pepper soup objurgators. The spirit of animadversion remains their fundamental human right. It also remains an indubitable fact that I get millions and millions of requests daily from people all over the world requesting for my verbal mentorship which positive cosmopolitan reactions have a$$isted my equipoise and righteous sense of pachydermatous garb. I cannot put my nose to the grindstone daily and expect to be understood by those luxuriating in a modus vivendi, verging on pepper souping, goat heading, suyaing, big stouting and isiewulising. Has a philosophical wag not once pontificated that things of the spirit are spiritually discerned and that it takes the deep to call the deep? We will speak more on this matter of critiques and chichi dodo another day. Punch: Why do you pull your trousers up beyond the waist? Honourable: Hahahaha….That trousers style is called Yohji Yamamoto. It was my own audacious statement to remonstrate against the pervasive tendency of Nigerians especially our youths that took to the practice of putting on trousers exposing their lower anatomical contours and I will do it over and over again. 1 Like |
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THE REASONS WHY SOME MEN MARRY BAD WIVES::::::: 1. Some men are carried away easily by the physical beauty of a woman...Some men married their wife because she is beautiful and sexy with nice shape...pointed boobs..etc...After wedding.. the woman begins to display her bad characters.... For the fact that a woman is beautiful does not mean that she will be a good wife....Do not marry a woman because of her beauty....It can be dangerous.... 2. Some men married their wife because she is wealthy or because her parents are rich...perhaps because she is the daughter of a governor or minister....The man forgets or ignores her bad characters during courtship because of her money....After wedding, the woman begins to control the man.... 3. Some men married their wife because she is good in bed...she knows all the sex techniques in bed...she knows how to satisfy him in bed....The man gets carried away and marry her even if she has bad characters....Too bad.... 4. Some men just married a bad woman with the hope that she will change in marriage or with the hope that he will change her.... 5. Some men did not marry their choice...Perhaps the wife was given to him by his parents....Marriage is more serious than the way we handle it.....What you actually need in marriage is a woman who will give you peace of mind and happiness....... 1 Like |
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Story for the gods... |
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Never will a glitameous glitamity of a titanic vehimity be proclaimed, but rather to molud or concor the jegberical being of a whalonical bembeloo. (Meaning! LET' GIVE BUHARI SOME TIME.) 1 Like |
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