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Foreign Affairs / Re: US Woman Encounters Water Snake, Vows Never To Swim Again by tofolo(m): 7:04am On May 29, 2022
KingMack:




E don finish sir grin
the rougher the better for me. wink

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Nairaland / General / Re: The Snake I Killed In My Room by tofolo(m): 7:51am On May 28, 2022
YinkaOlusesi16:
U av big courage To kill this kind big snake in ur room, U really try bro. If nah me i might not sleep in that room for a whole month, I fear snake pass lion.
That's a common rats snake non venomous and good for rodent control.
Foreign Affairs / Re: US Woman Encounters Water Snake, Vows Never To Swim Again by tofolo(m): 6:55am On May 28, 2022
KingMack:


Guy take the full fridge..drink everything Na force to follow you go picnic then swim
I don't drink beer I prefer Alomo bitters Sir.
Foreign Affairs / Re: US Woman Encounters Water Snake, Vows Never To Swim Again by tofolo(m): 2:47pm On May 27, 2022
Thats a water snake non venomous, survives mostly on fish.

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Health / Re: Could This Lump In My Breast Be Cancerous? by tofolo(m): 1:54pm On May 25, 2022
tayo60:
Breast cancer no dey happen to men. Na woman d thing dey do most
Dear Tayo, men DO get breast cancer also.
Crime / Re: I Was Caught For Bypassing My Meter, What Should Be My Next Action Pls? by tofolo(m): 1:20pm On May 25, 2022
Xwizard:

I should call the number at the back ?
They had no right touching that meter without you been around.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Elon Musk Showed A Flight Attendant His Penis & Offered Her A Horse For Sex by tofolo(m): 2:17pm On May 20, 2022
shogsman:
If it was so concerning why did she accept the money
Everyone has a price.
Music/Radio / Re: Relating Nigerian Musicians To Phone Brands by tofolo(m): 8:37pm On May 18, 2022
Proudlycanadian:
What's your take?
Who should infinix be?
korede Bello
Politics / Re: ASUU Strike: Shehu Sani Reacts As Female Students Threaten To Protest Nude by tofolo(m): 11:20am On May 17, 2022
Choski78:
Kai the protest go make sense die
I have been asking of the venue sef... cool
Family / Re: My Friend Needs Help, Six Children No Male Child? by tofolo(m): 1:21pm On May 16, 2022
Notyourtype:
Please, if there is any trick in having a male child, as that is what he is saying now. That people are telling him that there is a method for a male child, and that the method he was told gave him the sixth female child. I really want to help him. What ever thing u tell me is what i will tell him. Thanks
IVF Sir, but quite expensive thou.
Politics / Re: 2023: Kaduna Delegates Back Amaechi As El-Rufai, Kaduna Speaker Show Support by tofolo(m): 7:43am On May 16, 2022
TheDemola:
I tire for El-Rufai. Someone has said this man should not be trusted. After promising Asiwaju, now singing praises of Amaechi too
he is vying for VP and he knows he can't get with a Muslim Muslim ticket as both himself and Tinubu na Muslims.

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Politics / Re: Buhari’s Order: Sowore Asks Osinbajo To Resign by tofolo(m): 7:01pm On May 11, 2022
pharmagba:
I use to think Sowore went to School,
I
he did but rather school went thru him.
Career / Re: I Finally Quit My Bank Job For Bolt Driving by tofolo(m): 1:00pm On May 11, 2022
2blockus:
Good afternoon Landers.

I have finally resign from the banking job and I am very happy now with my earnings and freedom.

For me to resign I had to work as Bolt driver everyday I close from the bank and drive till 10pm and worked all through the weekends as a bolt driver, with this I was able to save 1million in short period of time and got loan of 1.5m to get another car.

So now my monthly savings after other expenses is 200k which I plan to pay back the loan in six month starting form this month.

I only work from Wednesday to Sunday every week now since I resigned.
Thanks for all the support from here, other contract staff bankers especially men reading this post should look for exits root immediately as there is no future in the banking industry for us as a polytechnic graduates.

which state Sir?
Romance / Re: Top 10 African Countries With The Most Beautiful Women 2022 by tofolo(m): 11:18am On May 11, 2022
God1000:
1. Somalia
1. Ethiopia
3. Egypt
4. South Africa
5. Ghana
6. Cameroon
7. Nigeria
8. Tanzania
9. Eswatini
10. Kenya

I personally believe that every country has beautiful women, so no need of bickering here.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQ47FT4DlEU


pls how do you quantify beauty?

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Celebrities / Re: Genevieve Nnaji Admitted In Texas Hospital - Gistlover by tofolo(m): 8:51am On May 11, 2022
beautyhd:
In this part of the world mental health is taken for granted.

Infact , when you suggest to someone to see a psychiatrist based on some complaints,the person will yell at you for calling him a mad man.

There are many forms of mental illness, but we think it’s only when one is raving mad and speaking incoherently before it’s accepted as mental illness.

Most lagosians are mad, just that they’ve not been told.

Visit a psychiatrist today and say no to drugs
Most Nigerians Sir.
Politics / Re: On The Willful Denial Of The Gruesome Murder Of Gloria Matthew & AM Linus by tofolo(m): 10:41am On May 10, 2022
successmatters:
There's no Igbo man that will kill any other igbo person for nothing. It has never happened before and never will. The only people who have strong murder genes in them are from the North.

Life in the North is worth less than an orange.The killing of the army couple looks like what they will do the North. Other tribes in Nigeria are also known to cut human heads and harvest organs.

50 people were slaughtered in zamfara and theirs no news about it.
3 people were roasted in Katsina and no piim from any news media
Benue nko?
Kaduna has lost almost 250,ooo people since buharei rule but its not in the news as the midget is paying newsmen not to publish the news.

But propaganda against Igbos has the support of the information ministry. These posts are paid for and will be pushed to the front page without any evidence.

I repeat, its a well funded propaganda mill targeted at a tribe.
have you watched the clip of the killing? you would say otherwise Sir.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Bato Basanov Killed By Ukrainian Forces by tofolo(m): 9:57am On May 10, 2022
soberdrunk:
To think Mankind with all our claims of advancement and superiority, we haven't still found a way to resolve issues that doesn't involve unnecessary death is just very saddening...... angry
very sad...
Food / Re: How I Cooked My Coconut Fried Rice by tofolo(m): 11:35am On May 06, 2022
Sweetplum:

Thanks. The phone was on airplane mode while snapping
You are welcome...
Food / Re: How I Cooked My Coconut Fried Rice by tofolo(m): 10:40am On May 06, 2022
Sweetplum:
Hello everyone.
I m shy o.
Ok. I v composed myself.
My name's ...S. don't worry just call me Sweetplum.
I m very homely.
I made this Coconut Rice today.
The ingredients
* Rice * Carrots * Coconut Water
* Coconut Milk (Blended Coconut) * Pepper Water (cos I love spicy food)
* Vegetable Oil * Maggi *Salt * Sweet Corn
I made a short video of it.
Enjoy.
Nice one, but next time please avoid using your phone near a burning gas.
Politics / Re: Ken Nnamani Picks N100m Nomination Forms For President (Photos) by tofolo(m): 9:57am On May 06, 2022
decatalyst:
[b]100m naira[/b]nomination form and everybody dey pick am left, right, and center.


Something is going on.
Money laundering Sir.
Pets / Re: This Dog Was Killed By This Angry Snake [photo] by tofolo(m): 5:11pm On May 01, 2022
OlawaleBammie:
According to nairaland snakes examiners...The head of the snake is not triangular so we can safely conclude that its not a venomous snake, hence, u re the one that killed ur dog by ursef, u just lied on the poor snake head just because the snake no understand English
That snake is a king cobra, highly venomous.

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Pets / Re: This Dog Was Killed By This Angry Snake [photo] by tofolo(m): 5:09pm On May 01, 2022
DenewLegends:
This Dog was killed by this angry Snake
that snake is a king cobra, and here you are playing with the head I hope you know it can still kill you even with the fact that it's dead?

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Properties / Re: Nigeria Should Ban Interment Of The Dead In Their Compound. by tofolo(m): 11:19am On Apr 28, 2022
SKIBiNSKI:
good question! humans cannot be trusted or rellied upon, same as myself.
But is hate not too much of s strong word to use?
Properties / Re: Nigeria Should Ban Interment Of The Dead In Their Compound. by tofolo(m): 10:51am On Apr 28, 2022
SKIBiNSKI:
I agree! and as you have have pointed out already rightly, gated private properties can be up for sale.
but why do you hate human's including yourself? pardon my asking cos I saw your signature below..
Properties / Re: Nigeria Should Ban Interment Of The Dead In Their Compound. by tofolo(m): 10:15am On Apr 28, 2022
SKIBiNSKI:
You may be correct, also it would depend where your property is located, if it is attached with other houses it would be impossible to gate your house (the council may not allow it) but you own a country farm house outside the city you can do whatever you like on that property.


My point was one cannot bury a body in an apartment or in their back garden in a terrace house in the middle of New york or London. smiley
I totally agree with you bro, but the OP should modify his post, he made it look like its only African's that bury at their homes.
Properties / Re: Nigeria Should Ban Interment Of The Dead In Their Compound. by tofolo(m): 9:58am On Apr 28, 2022
SKIBiNSKI:
errr... Not quite, They either bury at the cemetry or cremate, unless you own a privately gated property. The council would not allow burying a dead body on a street property.
my compund is my private property also, which can also be gated( at your bolded) as a private property it can also be an estate and can be put up for sale at anytime .... so his write up in biased somehow.

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Properties / Re: Nigeria Should Ban Interment Of The Dead In Their Compound. by tofolo(m): 9:47am On Apr 28, 2022
hammermcc:
Only in third world African countries do people bury the dead in their compound.even south Africa does not practice such . burying of the dead in their compound is bad for real estate.
I have mentioned on my other thread that Nigerian needs real estate land reform. we can not afford the current method if Nigeria will be developed.

In fact , most Nigerians do not pay property tax . and yet you expect roads and street lights and public amenities to be fixed? there needs to be compulsory property tax which will deter people from thinking the land belongs to them forever and therefore burying dead on the land.
people should pay heavy property tax if they want to own a home. if you can't afford property tax then rent an apartment.
I dont agree with you.... Some whites also have family graveyards on thier properties..

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Romance / Re: What Do Couples Whisper To Each Others Ear At The Wedding Reception? by tofolo(m): 1:07pm On Apr 20, 2022
Dogasas:
Who Knows The Answers To This ? (PHOTO)

What do they really say?
ITS PRIVATE tongue
Romance / Re: My Ex Who Is Married With Kids Wants To Have Sex With Me by tofolo(m): 11:07am On Apr 20, 2022
Daniel7543:
Fvck her if you wan fvck her, that one no concern me.

I'm more concerned about your client that dropped message for you,.. instead make you reply your client message, you dey waste your time dey follow Nigerian wh0res dey chat.

E be like say Nigerian women dey dash you money maybe na why you no wan reply your client.

Abeg, pass me the client make I nurse her for you abeg..
No mind am he now left Client Rose hanging.
Agriculture / Re: My Bag Cucumber Dairy by tofolo(m): 2:59pm On Apr 19, 2022
Orgasmgiver123:

Since they are only 100 bags for now, I’ll be wetting them myself, there is a well very close to the land
what about security? cos the place looks open.

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Romance / Re: My Amen Was Not In Vain..my Pre Wedding Pics @ Oniru Beach by tofolo(m): 10:03am On Apr 14, 2022
Excober08:
My Amen was not in vain... Share in our joy as we work down the isle on 23 April 2022.

see as una fine, CONGRATULATIONS..
Foreign Affairs / Re: Putin Spotted With ‘Russia’s Secret Nuclear Briefcase’ (Pictures) by tofolo(m): 9:38pm On Apr 08, 2022
They go everywhere with it.

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