dedarkman:
They all want popularity and she has got it already. A guy will come and ask for her hand in marriage .

Lol the guy would be like... " babe you're the best trekker I've seen my entire life"

All these so called !trekkers" just they use trekking as camouflage because dem no fit afford flight ticket.... No probs

Messi still remains the god of soccer ni... Thz quy is cwazy good... I didn't knw boateng could dance like that...

UEFA FINALS.
BBARCA. 7 vs JUVENTUS 0

Csami:


So na MBC2 u follow today abi?

You like Sci-fi huh! Try could atlas, you'll love it.

Lucy... Predestination... Donnie darko... Primer

Urmm lil freestyle tho...
Niqqer this ain't Barcelona buh shids bout to get MESSY(messi)/ some of y'all think am new like JERSEY(new Jersey)/ buh I've battled along side Thor the greatest TEXTEE/

FCK Spielberg I drop "JAWS' like I got the movie cancelled/ niqqer m past 2(tools) I just smoke TREES (3's)/ till my eyes turn JAPANESE/ coming with an army against ME?(MI) a Chinese EMPEROR/ niqqer you'll get burnt ask NERO/

Yhu packing heat? Lmfao niqqer yhu live in a SNOW GLOBE/ fcking SLOW NOOB/ you'll be losing head like yhu gat deprived of a Mouth Action/ damn OH DUCK/ flying bullets gonna penetrate thru ya OLD SKULL!

Chicks are just stupid tho.

Just imagined how the toilet would look like.... Ewwwwww

champions league semi final
Stadium: camp nou
Time : 2:45pm ...7:45 west African time
Bayern Munich boss Pep Guardiola had declared Lionel Messi "impossible" to stop.

The Spaniard leads his German champions into battle against Messi and Barcelona on Wednesday night, his first return as an opposing manager since a four-year spell when he led the Catalan giants to 14 trophies.

Screw this religion

[quote author=Martins301 post=33288956]If Buhari is said to have made some mistakes since winning the election, then Jonathan blunders since he lost his re-election bid must also be brought to light. Now lets consider them briefly.

1. Releasing The PwC NNPC Audit Report
Why didn't he release the report prior to March 28th? Yeah! You guessed right. He knew he would have even lost Bayelsa state if Nigerians saw the content of the report. By releasing the report afterwards, he has shown Nigerians that he abhors corruption even though he himself MAY be innocent. He has also shown that he was prepared to win the election even at the cost of surpressing the truth

2. Sacking Galore
Choi! Baba GEJ has sacked over 4 persons since he lost his re-election bid (less than 1 month ago). From NPA boss to NHIS boss, FAAN and even the Inspector General of Police, non has been spared the wrath of a sour loser.

3. Accepting & Then Questioning His Defeat
Why did he publicly accept in the first place?
Is he now jealous of the attention Buhari is getting?

4. Hindering A Smooth Transition
Moving the date already agreed for handing over notices to be submitted from April 20th to May 14th is a covert way of jeopardizing a smooth transition. He probably doesn't want the incoming government to do a thorough job of screening and scrutinizing the handover notes.

5. Covertly Removing Fuel Subsidy
By doing this, he is openly setting a trap for the incoming government. But angry Nigerians should know where to direct their anger.

Feel free to add to the list. I will come and add more later. I wan go cook my funky okro soup.


If yhu like don't go and make cash like ya mates... Dey here dey criticize other ppl

cao:

You're right at 2 hours 24 minutes and 53 seconds, it certainly is as long as a film.
UPDATE: For anyone interested.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEEsrmEWSxU

I'll watch lerra tho...... Its kinda long sha... Plus this slow network

Otenestbestyaho:
Thump up bokoharam as you make buhari administration ungovanable. May buhari's govt fail to the extent that nigerians will burn buhari with raw acid. Amen

I think you're stupid for making this statement... When are yhu gonna see ya fellow Nigerians as your brothers and sisters.... Instead of yhu to pray for his success for his fight against terrorism... For Gods sake ppl are dying.... Please next time talk with some sense of maturity
..

cao:

Pele-o, the power of time travel and the wahala it brings.
I'm watching all the cutscenes from the story mode of Mortal Kombat X on YouTube, does this count as a film?

Lmao of course it does.... Mk x? Haven't played it tho... Heard its dope.... Cwazy fatalities...

Currently listening to far cry 3 theme song... So emotional...

cao:

From wikipedia, the definition of predestination paradox.

He exists because he had to exist to exist in the first place. I know that sounds terribly annoying, but that's a closed time loop for you.

See Fry from Futurama - he is his own grandfather. He was frozen literally on New Year's Day in 2000 and was thawed on New Year's Day in 3000. He ended up traveling to the past, where he unwittingly killed his own grandfather - then correctly assumed that since he still existed, that that man couldn't have been his grandfather. So the woman he's attracted to cannot be his grandmother, he sleeps with her...seconds after the deed, he and everyone else realise he's his own grandfather. Although, this actually helps along the line (but that's another story), man I miss Futurama, those guys were the kings of continuity.

Cao seriously the more I try to understand this paradox thingy....the more it drives me insane... Brilliant write up tho....

pcguru1:
I can be romantic and cuddling but my God I freaking hate Telemundo i think it's for people with lower IQ , even the plot is extremely stupid and too predictable. My Mother and I both hate it with a passion. it's not even their real voice too.

Dumb plot i'd rather watch wall get dry in slow motion.

to OP you should be happy don't live life trying to emulate TV, it just shows childiness but then again doesn't mean you shouldn't be romantic also, romance is good but not the over the top (Gay-like romance) like playing a guitar for her in public

Lmfao... " wall get dry in slow motion"

cao:

Nah, I just know my sci-fi tropes, whenever you watch or read something that involves time travel, there are certain things to expect eg you expect at least one paradox, the butterfly effect etc, even the title of the film gives it away (predestination paradox aka closed time loop). It still was a nice mind-f*** though, when you realised you've just watched a film where the main cast has been reduced drastically in a rather truly unconventional love story that is unwittingly both the sub-plot & the plot...and a very interesting way of fighting one's own demons...

Looking closely at this movie it has its own flaws tho. ... They couldn't give the viewer a complete origin of the main character" john" ... We can't say he's infinite either... He didn't just exist from nowhere... Anyways ... I'd give this movie 7/10

I think we both like same genre of movies

Omg walking dead...

cao:

I had to no issue with it, I actually predicted its ending during the opening scene. Then I predicted the full ending once the stolen baby was mentioned. You watch a time travel film you expect at least one jaw dropping paradox.
Currently watching 47 Ronin.

Omg for real?? Some genius yhu are.... For me it was really upredictable.... Cause I was looking at it from a two perspective of two personalities... Until I saw the mark on John's chest... I was like wtf!! Still a weird movie tho... Its just difficult to pick an origin in the fcking paradox...

Anyways 47 ronnin is boring asf ... Kennu reeves gotta think of something else to do...

Just finished predestination... I swear this movie fcked me in tha head... Had to watch it like 3 times to understand the paradox involved here,wasn't easy for me to draw a pattern and understood the circular flow of everything.. Reminds me a lot of shutter island and inception..... This movie plays so deep on your intelligence .. A must watch for every one

Mine was when I invited my gf over... Its been ages we last had sex... When we got to my place she told me she was sooooooo Hot... Couldn't even find one cd in my apartment .. I quickly rushed to the nearest chemist... Bought the stuff ran back to my apartment... Only for her to say ..." Bae am on my monthly p.. April fool" I no fit vex I swear

mzlizabelle:



Lwkm

Wanna go on a date wid me?

This series is fcking senseless I swear... Is that lady a Christan or a witch ni?
Just here patiently waiting for Hannibal

Hila12:
Guys!

Don't pay for additional takeaway. It ought to be a casual meet-up, not a stomach festival.

Lmao true bro

Cutehector:
Dnt text someonelse while am talkn to u!!! Else I"d walk out on u on d date and ur gona pay for d food!

I swear I hate that shit like mad!! Makes yhu feel so fcking invincible

wharlzywee:
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# hands yhu a telescope #

jamex93:
ok,
just incase

Lolz very important...

-DON'T dress younger than your age, don't force yourself to fit into your younger sisters dress.. You might bend up embarrassing yourself ni!!!

- DONT be too serious, its not a job interview ni yes, you need to talk about serious topics when you're dating, but on the first date it's important to keep the conversation pleasant and positive. Ask about hobbies and passions rather than taboo subjects like religion, politics, or money. Keep a sense of humor about the awkwardness of first dates

-DO work your charm. Fluttering your eyelashes, gazing into your date's eyes at strategic moments -- there's no shame in flirting.

- DONT bust out those dance moves you last used in '90s. Somehow, they're even worse now.... No go dance danfo driver or shoki when dem dey play westlife o..

- DON'T get hung up on those awkward moments when you have nothing to say. It happens to the best of us.


- DO have a friend on call if your date is a weirdo and you need to execute that escape plan...

- DONT talk about past relationships. This is a big no-no. If your last boyfriend is all you can think to talk about on a date, perhaps you're not quite ready for dating yet. Take time to get over the last relationship before embarking on the next one.

Dont Try to be funny. It sounds contradictory to our last point, but don't try to be funny on the date. Don't try to be anything! Just be yourself. If you've been honest on your profile, it's you that has brought him out on this date, and it's you that he wants to get to know

DO order what you want. If you know a salad will hold you over all night, that's fine, but don't shy away from ordering EBA with egusi soup the size of a ball if that's what you're craving.


DO remember that you're still highly dateable, even if your date isn't cool enough to realize it.

Haters gonna hate tho.... Can't believe I've been wasting money on flight tickets all these years... Chai!

My fellow nairalanders if you had the opportunity of becoming the president of this great country for 2 minutes..
Wha would yhu do??