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Phones / Re: Can You Guess The Phone That Took This Picture?????? by tonaldo1(m): 7:53am On Nov 07, 2020
Oppo
Celebrities / Re: Elon Musk, Kim Kardashian Endorse Kanye West's Presidential Ambition by tonaldo1(m): 1:10pm On Jul 05, 2020
Trump is really a game guy, Kanye West will divide the votes of his main opponent ,giving him the upper hand

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Romance / Re: COVID-19: Story Of A Quarantined Cutie Dancing On A Rooftop In Newyork(Pics) by tonaldo1(m): 7:02pm On Mar 31, 2020
Money makes everything easier
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid And His Son, Zion Eating Local Nigerian Food by tonaldo1(m): 8:09am On Mar 19, 2020
Wizzy and flavor got sharp eyes for babymama
Phones / Re: Coronavirus: Is This A Job Or Modern Day Slavery? (photos) by tonaldo1(m): 4:08am On Mar 11, 2020
Trying sacking the man and see him bending his knees on plea
Literature / Re: Black Maria: Legends A Story By LarrySun by tonaldo1(m): 12:52pm On Nov 19, 2019
Ride on bro

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Celebrities / Re: This Photo Of Regina Daniels Got Her fans Talking... by tonaldo1(m): 4:17am On Nov 07, 2019
Pesin step mum hmmmmm
Crime / Re: Salah Cow Refuses To Die, Attacks Two Men (Photos) by tonaldo1(m): 4:35am On Aug 14, 2019
What do we say to the god of death!?
Education / Re: Teacher Suffers A Schoolgirl With Heavy Menstrual Flow by tonaldo1(m): 5:43pm On Jul 24, 2019
So this babe is a minor ���
Properties / Re: South African Man Turns His House To Swimming Pool After Heavy Flood by tonaldo1(m): 3:24pm On Apr 25, 2019
I can feel his pain

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Car Talk / Re: The Remodelled N30M 2020 BMW 7-Series Car - Photos by tonaldo1(m): 6:08pm On Jan 18, 2019
How many pants do i need to provide now��
Phones / Re: Oppo Now Officially In Nigeria by tonaldo1(m): 1:39am On Jan 04, 2019
U can get OPPO F9 at the rate of 22000rs which is app.
115000naira, It all depends on the series u want.
asuustrike1:

Is it cheap over there?
Phones / Re: Oppo Now Officially In Nigeria by tonaldo1(m): 3:19pm On Jan 03, 2019
We re already tired of it here in India �
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Well, their camera sharp shaa
Celebrities / Re: Patience Ozokwor: Weavons Are Dedicated To Shrines In India, Daddy Freeze Reacts by tonaldo1(m): 4:04pm On Nov 19, 2018
Somehow true shaa
Events / Re: Princess Maya To Wed. Pre-Wedding Photos Of Lady Who Fed 5,000 Orphans, Almajiri by tonaldo1(m): 3:45pm On Nov 19, 2018
Were they counting them while sharing??
Literature / Re: Black Maria by tonaldo1(m): 2:50pm On Jun 21, 2018
God bless you sir�
Education / Re: 6 Fantastic Movies To Enjoy This Christmas by tonaldo1(m): 9:34pm On Nov 25, 2017
Check "stranger things "

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Jokes Etc / A Vital Piece Of Advice For Worldwide (photo) by tonaldo1(m): 1:35pm On Aug 16, 2016
check out yourself!!!(photo+lesson)

Jokes Etc / A Vital Piece Of Advice For Worldwide (photo) by tonaldo1(m): 1:16pm On Aug 16, 2016
check out yourself!!!

Celebrities / Re: OMG! See What This Upcoming Actress Was Caught Doing Behind Scene (pics +18) by tonaldo1(m): 1:45pm On Apr 06, 2016
hmmm wasup op
Literature / Re: The Last Wolf Series : The Forgotten Mate (December 2015 Story of the Month) by tonaldo1(m): 2:27pm On Feb 08, 2016
i swear dat am already addicted to dis ur tori

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Jokes Etc / Help!!! My Sister/my Girlfriend, Which One by tonaldo1(m): 11:26pm On Jan 11, 2016
i was feeling high one cool evening b/c my gf visited. i was wif my sister alone b/4 she came, xo three of us were just left in the houz gisting,braging, sometimes both of them wil be against me.
we were jst having a 9ice tym whn my gf said dat she will like to ask me a question, i suddenly became confused & authomatically activated into one kind funny behaviour(smiling&frowning at dexame time) b/c i dnt realy no de type of question she might drop 4 me infront of ma sis.
I jst grinned, telling her dat am listening.
Then she asked "do u luv ur sis"
wif mouth wide open i didn't even knew whn i asked her "which one" 4gotten dat i ve only 1 sister, who is stil dre with us.
I readjusted ma mind b/4 tellin her dat i luv ma sis more dan million times(winks to ma sis who jst grinned alittle).
Den she asked me again "do u luv me"?
I smiled & told her dat she too knows dat i realy luvs her wif so much passion.
We all started laughing whn she hit me again with another wicked question which is "let assume dat ur sis& i found our selves in a deadly condition in de sense dat u were given only one option to save only d one u luvs most, who wil u save b/w me& ur sis?
I faced to d position of whr ma sis sits & she looked at me wif one kind face.
I taught of de right answer to give which make both of dem happy & came up wif dis.
I smiled & told her dat i will rather die with both of dem b/c i can't live without any of dem,claiming dat i luv both of dem equal.
I felt xo happily b/c i gave her de right answer which excited dem & dey exclaim "clever guy" in unison.
BUT she asked me another wicked question which i'm stil yet to provide de answer b/c i dnt want to provoke ma sis or say sometin dat may come b/w me & my gf.
De question is "u ve once said dat u can sacrifice all u have to be with me b/c staying with me exhilarates u"
i said yes with a frowning face
she den asked "why won't u save only me so dat we can live 2geda happily de rest of our life"?
ABEG IF U WERE IN MY SHOE WHT SUITABLE ANSWER WIL U GIV HER
Romance / Re: A Nairalander Show Off His Dimple (photo) by tonaldo1(m): 12:05am On Jan 11, 2016
evrybdy wif deir own problem....mtcheee....we talkin money xom folks talkin nonsense here angryevrybdy wif deir own problem....mtcheee....we talkin money xom folks talkin nonsense here
Literature / Re: The President's Daughter And I {by Vict-vames} by tonaldo1(m): 12:02pm On Dec 30, 2015
Hope notin happened dat night as a changed person concerned.........mao smileyHope notin happened dat night as a changed person concerned.........mao
Literature / Re: Story Of Addiction..... (love Story) by tonaldo1(m): 10:48am On Dec 30, 2015
PresleyKuttie:
allow the op make e rest joor... Go write ur own... grin
angry
PresleyKuttie:
allow the op make e rest joor... Go write ur own... grin
If I catch u eeeh dat ur tongue wil be pulled out $ feed to dogs
Literature / Re: The President's Daughter And I {by Vict-vames} by tonaldo1(m): 1:20pm On Dec 29, 2015
[url][/url]feel relaxed here mehn
Literature / Re: Forever And For Always - Story By Repogirl by tonaldo1(m): 9:23pm On Dec 23, 2015
Repo nkem carry dey go y i go dey follow behind....kudos angryRepo nkem carry dey go y i go dey follow behind....kudos

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