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Politics / Re: Kassim Afegbua Declares Support For APC, Ize-Iyamu In Edo by tonimendo: 11:20am On Jun 29, 2020
He should go and fry beans, no level for him tongue tongue tongue
Travel / Re: Inside Kano Porto Golf Resort by tonimendo: 9:51am On Jun 29, 2020
how about the ozer side?
Travel / Re: Inside Kano Porto Golf Resort by tonimendo: 9:50am On Jun 29, 2020
how about the ozer side?[color=#990000][/color]
Travel / Re: Inside Kano Porto Golf Resort by tonimendo: 9:46am On Jun 29, 2020
how about the ozer side?
Politics / Re: Shuaibu Removes APC Flag From Government House (Pictures) by tonimendo: 6:57pm On Jun 16, 2020
[color=#990000][/color] you successfully earn my respect sir, more to come shocked shocked shocked
Politics / Re: Oshiomhole: We Won’t Lose Edo State If Obaseki Leaves APC by tonimendo: 7:10am On Jun 16, 2020
These dude is just a clown grin grin
Romance / Re: Guy Refuses To Pay For Friends Invited To Their Date By His Female Friend by tonimendo: 11:07am On Jun 16, 2016
Dat dude get leaver plenty shocked shocked shocked grin[/color][color=#006600]
Career / Re: When You Lied On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel (pics) by tonimendo: 7:56pm On Nov 17, 2015
MUST IT BE EXCEL,. HISSSS........................
Romance / Re: 7 Reasons Why Your Long Time Boyfriend Will Never Marry You by tonimendo: 2:15pm On Nov 12, 2015
u make sense die.
Celebrities / Re: Actress Jessica Larnyoh Releases Hot & Sexy New Promo Photos by tonimendo: 6:09pm On Nov 10, 2015
Jizzzzzz obviously less than 12inc joystick will never get down.

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Celebrities / Re: Actress Jessica Larnyoh Releases Hot & Sexy New Promo Photos by tonimendo: 6:02pm On Nov 10, 2015
NinaTohBadt:
MINE IS BIGGER.
Seeing is believing

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Politics / Re: Oshiomhole's Chief-of-staff, Patrick Obahiagbon Stoned By Angry Protesters by tonimendo: 2:11pm On Nov 10, 2015
Olosho 1 of Edo state, I hope u get ear to hear waiting the people day talk. Remember the voice of men, na d voice of God

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Properties / Re: Prince Ebeano Supermarket In Lekki On Fire by tonimendo: 7:34pm On Nov 03, 2015
ohhhhhhhhhhhh is really painful tho. feel for the owner so much,
Religion / Re: South African Pastor Preaches From Inside Coffin by tonimendo: 7:55am On Oct 21, 2015
probably that's what he was ask to do, to re-awaking his power.
Religion / Re: 7 Reasons Youths Go To Church by tonimendo: 10:32am On Oct 18, 2015
adeaks:
8.
Those that go to church just to leave the house


Some people cannot stay at home on Sundays because of the inevitable questions. Do you know those elderly neighbours/uncles that would ask you every Sunday if you went to church and if your answer was no, would proceed to lecture you for hours. Well some people go to church just so that those people can see them as leaving the house on a Sunday. They have no absolutely no interest in the service but can't afford to be seen as staying at home on a Sunday.

9. - Those that go to church to play Candy Crush

This is becoming very common now. I attend a very popular church in Lagos, and for the past two Sundays, I have had the misfortune of sitting beside guys who spent the WHOLE service playing candy crush. It seems when some people get to levels they can't pass in candy crush, they take it to church hoping the anointing in the atmosphere will somehow help them break those levels.

10. The selfie Champions.

If you go to a big church with very fine lighting and decor you would understand this. After the last service on Sundays, there are some strategic spots in the auditorium where people congregate to take selfies. Some people go to church specifically for those after service selfies. In fact they won't miss it for anything. Whether they gained anything at all from the service matters little once they can get those beautiful pictures.... of course you know ninety percent of them are ladies grin

And there are people like myself who observe all these while still participating actively in the service. cool cheesy wink
true talk
Religion / Re: The Evil Called Pornography by tonimendo: 10:03am On Oct 18, 2015
teeowl:
the guy is a dummy.
are u serious
Religion / Re: The Evil Called Pornography by tonimendo: 10:01am On Oct 18, 2015
its been evil, even before u were born. it won't change from evil to good because of ur comment.

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