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Religion / Re: Magic Mushrooms Or Magic Plants by Tonydeeb(m): 10:33pm On Sep 12, 2021
OliviaNell:
Now magic mushrooms can be conveniently ordered online. There is more choice, a reliable manufacturer, I advise you to try it

Doesn't ship outside of Canada.
Religion / Re: Why Do People Change Church? by Tonydeeb(m): 9:30pm On Jun 25, 2017
Exactly! Couldn't help but laugh it off when a muslim friend asked why most Christians stick to a certain church for long, and not moving about, alternating betwixt diff churches every other sunday; since, atleast we claim we claim God is thesame everywhere?.

While trying to come off as smart and possibly a free-thinker which I always tell him I am, the idea in itself sounded rather dumb to me.

Why in the first instance would you want to that? What do you seek? Alternating different branches within a denomination doesn't make sense not to mention parading different churches with no ties every other sunday.

Save the fact that you're away from home, have an appointment at a location few minutes past the end of service in your church and all, it just is a stupid thing to do.
Education / Re: See My Jamb Result (screenshot) by Tonydeeb(m): 2:11pm On May 17, 2017
one4GOD:
and your name is Agege, lagos state? just asking
crazyABO:
I never knew u also saw that. Bro can u hold dah slip in ur hand n send t

Seriously, guys? That's obviously labelled "Centre Name:."

Should that have stood distinct from one another, then you would have "quotation marks" after each label. i.e "Centre:" and "Name:"
Education / Re: JAMB: Results Are Now Out For 13th Of May Candidates ( Screenshot ) by Tonydeeb(m): 1:41pm On May 16, 2017
Aremuagan144:

moshood abiola polytechnics ojere wil accept u even without jamb jst knw person if u doubt me ask mickey fwosh
Yea, I can remember some years back while battling with jamb, a friend said same.
With #2k back then, he guaranteed I would get admitted into the school without sitting for jamb.
I weep for naija.
Crime / Re: RRS Arrests Lady Who Sold Her Day-Old Baby For N250k (Photos) by Tonydeeb(m): 5:22pm On May 14, 2017
Bloody hypocrites.

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Crime / Re: Driver Absconded With Lagos School Bus And Rebranded It (Photo) by Tonydeeb(m): 7:18pm On May 01, 2017
PeakLane. Brings old memories... That school don old o. Recollect writing a Common Entrance examination in the school.
Forum Games / Re: Puzzle.. Try This, You'll Never Know Who Is Watching by Tonydeeb(m): 1:17pm On Apr 20, 2017
It's box 2 of course.
Business / Re: How A Pregnant Lady Extorted Money From Customers At A Bank by Tonydeeb(m): 10:15pm On Apr 01, 2017
nigconnect:
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin It's called a hustle.. she hustled you guys gooood..

This guy has watched the movie "Zootopia" times without numbers!. I duff my hat cheesy
Phones / Re: Wonders Of Fingerprint Technology by Tonydeeb(m): 11:20pm On Mar 27, 2017
Whizpeter:
Infinix Marketer create thread and him fellow colleagues help am dey keep the thread lively... cheesy undecided
I thought only I could see through the facade. The pretense is so glaring it sucks. Like this feature is just coming onto mobile today or infinix alone has got the feature.
Try harder idiots, your charade-filled comments creeps of fatuity undecided

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Programming / Re: 6 Signs Your PC Is About To Crash by Tonydeeb(m): 2:33pm On Mar 17, 2017
You don't have to necessarily start panicking should any of these occur.

Things you can do include - but not limited to:
* Back your files(or some of it) elsewhere - best you cut - paste (you'll bring it back later).
* Once you've gotten a reasonable amount of leftover space, create a separate partition - A partition will ensure the safety of your important files should you run a 'System Recovery' or Format the system.
* Once you're sure your important files are secured, download or update an AntiVirus. Run a full scan.
* To completely erase every traces of virus, download CCleaner and run it to clear software residues and all, if you want, you can as well install SmadAV(optional).
* Now, go to control panel and uninstall all redundant softwares and applications. Junk apps are majorly the reason behind system crashes, irregularity of the system fan and all.
Once you locate and rid your system of these softwares, run CCleaner again.
* Now, google "Duplicate file finder"... Oftentimes, you tend to have thesame copy of file in two or more places within your PC. This occurs more in situations where the owner of the PC knows not how to use the "Cut" - (Ctrl+ X) feature but "Copy" - (Ctrl + C) at all times.
* If after all the deletes your main drive - The "C Drive" still has a limited space to spare (i.e still indicating red) move more files to the partition(s) you created or simply get rid some files.
Basically, your "C" drive should have a "Free space" of "20 GB" at all times.
* Like the op rightly pointed, some drivers might be the cause of your quagmire. Download "DriveEasy" or similar softwares. It automatically scans for drivers emitting error, not working properly or outdated, and downloads all automatically.
*MOST IMPORTANT PART.
If none of the above works for you, kindly visit your village and make it a soothing sacrifice to the gods of your land, which is exactly what this guy needs to do.

Goldenheart:
I guess The safest thing to do is to start backing up your most important files on an external hard drive so that you won't share stories that touches the heart...

I went for an interview in a private firm a year ago and I was told to do some work on my PC right there to prove myself.

Dang! My PC crashed as I was booting up. grin grin

When village people begin dey mad over you, this is typically the outcome. grin

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Science/Technology / Re: Sheep With 6 Legs Born In Niger State (Photos) by Tonydeeb(m): 4:41pm On Feb 20, 2017
Buhari's leg added.
Science/Technology / Re: 16-Year-Old Onitsha Boy Manufactures Stove That Uses Battery Or Charcoal by Tonydeeb(m): 10:41pm On Feb 12, 2017
Anasko:
Oxygen? are you serious!!!

hahahaha... Ayaf die. He meant Carbon IV Oxide... smiley smiley :p
Car Talk / Re: 5 Most Loved Car Brands In The World.. by Tonydeeb(m): 5:46pm On Feb 06, 2017
Where's Mercedes?.
My love for hyundai knows no bounds... But really, everyone loves Ferrari, Lamborghini, BMW, Bugatti... They just don't have the money for it!.

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Family / Re: Woman Abandons Hubby In Jail, Dumps Baby In Orphanage, Moves In With 4th Man (pi by Tonydeeb(m): 1:12pm On Jan 28, 2017
baski92:
Heartless human being, every woman is a mother but not all mother is a woman
You mean the reverse ba? Because any mother can't be a man.
Webmasters / Re: 5 Best Reasons Why You Should Change Your Domain Name Right Now! by Tonydeeb(m): 8:51am On Jan 23, 2017
Chipappii:
How about www.talesbychipappii..com?

that url is too twisted, if perhaps the moniker was more easy to the ear, it would have worked, but first, a prospect of your site have to battle to remember "Chip"? Chipap? Chipapi?... Even if he/she gets it right, getting the spellings would be difficult.(where would the double 'I' and 'P' stand?) etc.

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Car Talk / Re: 15 Most Loved Cars In Nigeria. by Tonydeeb(m): 11:09pm On Dec 04, 2016
akinola107:
Hyundai Elantra we have something in common love the car so much kiss

same here... I just so love the car. These days, as long as I see a car I like from afar, I know it's hyndai, when it comes closer do I begin to say it's Elantra, no Accent etc.
Education / Re: Pius Ojemolon Bags 19 Awards At University Of Benin Convocation by Tonydeeb(m): 1:08pm On Nov 25, 2016
Ambode's lost son.
See as dem resemble.
Politics / Re: Ambode, Ajimobi, Fayose And Amosun At South West Economic Forum by Tonydeeb(m): 2:18pm On Nov 21, 2016
omonnakoda:

You are not well Informed!! Anambra state is the most developed in Nigeria. The Market at Onitsha is the largest known to man.The US Army buys drones there.
Abia state the home of Aba is now making Shoes for the US Marines so no shaking

Hian brother, ease off with the lies na, you don't have to go so far to ridicule yourself.
Won't reply a quote, so don't bother.

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Celebrities / Re: Emma Nyra Exposes Side Boob As She And Her Friend Kiss Backstage (pics,vid) by Tonydeeb(m): 8:19am On Nov 06, 2016
Pretty soon, those 'Nyra' boobs she's flaunting will fall by the hands of nature like the Naira is doing against the dollar.

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Education / Re: Five Things To Do When You Forget What You Have Read In An Exam Condition by Tonydeeb(m): 8:17pm On Oct 31, 2016
Nice one... For me, basically, I try to read the questions in toto, then keep phrasing out possible answers until something juggles into my memory, for if I were to remember something, anything, and it happens to somewhat correlate with the question, then the tendency of remembering the rest is highly plausible.
Family / Re: How I Set A Trap For My Wife, Caught Her Cheating With Secret Lover - Policeman by Tonydeeb(m): 10:01am On Oct 30, 2016
thonyrule:
you are bad writer, imagine starting what seems to be nice explanation with rude words, and at the end you foolishly wrote "thanks". Mtchew package without common sense.
Lol, yea right?... Forgive my outburst, was just shocked at how much un-informed some peeps can be.
Family / Re: How I Set A Trap For My Wife, Caught Her Cheating With Secret Lover - Policeman by Tonydeeb(m): 9:00am On Oct 30, 2016
skales67:


Calm down "Mr Technological Buoyancy"...I know about apps that do that! They are called Phone Spy Apps. I am only reacting to the manner which the blogger put it. "The Memory Card recorded the conversation".

It's like saying that an aircraft flew itself rather than specifying that the pilot engaged the "autopilot" facility.
Yeah, that's the point, to make sense out of a senseless write-up.
Family / Re: How I Set A Trap For My Wife, Caught Her Cheating With Secret Lover - Policeman by Tonydeeb(m): 8:52am On Oct 30, 2016
skales67:


I tell you! Since when did ordinary "Memory Card" have the capacity and tech to record voice calls? undecided SMH!
Presh900:
my brother me too no understand o .. Thah memory card must hv been fortified with juju
thonyrule:
Can you imagine the fake story he inserted a memory card in the phone to record conversations just like that I need such memory card that records on its own undecided
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Just coz you're not buoyant in the technological know-how doesn't warrant showing off such ineptitude in public.
...and because a part of the story was told you, you should atleast make use of common sense to make sense from the write-up.
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There are apps out there which can achieve what he claims and more... all he did was
i. Install an app on the phone(paid preferably)
ii. Specify the directory in which he wishes the app should save the calls.
iii. Set the app to start when phone starts and make sure it starts automatically so the victim won't suspect.
iv. Disable the app tone(to get rid of suspicions)
v. Password protect the app so as to make sure the victim couldn't finalise on whether that icon he/she keeps seeing during calls isn't indeed recording the calls.
Thanks.

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Health / Re: Why Children Develop Fast Nowadays - Laffhub.com by Tonydeeb(m): 6:12pm On Oct 28, 2016
I don't have facts to disprove you @Op... But seriously, these facts look all too far-fetched to be the reasons behind the development.
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However, in my opinion, me thinks evolution is the only viable reason behind this occurrence; just like you cannot compare the brain-capacity/IQ of a 5 year old in today's world to a 5 year old, 20 years ago, so also do these phenomemons work.
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For an illustration, why do you think they say "The beautiful are yet to be born?!", it's only natural to expect a pretty lady's child to be prettier, a man's son to be taller!, so also do the hormones in the body go through an evolutionary process which will only keep telling on the offsprings for as long as peeps continue to reproduce.
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In other words, genetics, biological changes we go through ,environmental enlightenements et al as the generation keeps progressing are factors which should be considered as behind these massive structural changes.

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Politics / Re: Amosun Building Multibillion Private House - Emmanuel Ojo (Pics) by Tonydeeb(m): 12:57pm On Oct 22, 2016
APCmyheart:




Well that bold can spring up if after explaining situation to some people and they seem not care that all they want is to have their way. I can say more than Amosun self.
Brov, I understand we are humans and tend to 'fire-up' at any slight provocation... But the seat of a Governor is more than just one person.
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Uttering that, comes at a full weight of his office, a leader should never utter such in public and most esp., not to the masses!.
Politics / Re: Amosun Building Multibillion Private House - Emmanuel Ojo (Pics) by Tonydeeb(m): 11:29am On Oct 22, 2016
I stay in abeokuta, I can say this building aint for residential purpose, looks very much like the Opic structure in Oke lewo which is strictly for business purposes.
However, how are we to know if these erections are not part of many money-siphoning projects which will continue to earn returns for the governor even after he's left office?
One cannot blindly vouch for one's brother, not to mention a politicain... Albeit, calling a spade a spade, Amosun has really tried for Ogun State, compared to when I arrived here some 3years back, it can be said he's turned the state esp. The State's capital into a paradise!.
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His only misgivings to me was referring to peeps whom are fighting for their rights as "Brainless and Senseless"... Who does that?

Earth2Metahuman:
Nice building though
But thunder fire amosun angry
Yes!, Thunder Fire am.

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Phones / Re: New way MTN steals your airtime. by Tonydeeb(m): 11:09am On Oct 22, 2016
For more than three weeks, these bozos kept deducting #20 from my balance on a daily basis for a something I knew not about; RatenDate or whatever the charade was called!.
I decided to chat with their customer care and the scalawags kept telling me "We have discovered you subscribed to a service Rate n Date. Would you like for us to deactivate it"... Bastards, no 'Re-activate' it... Why else was I chatting to tender my complaint?.
The funniest part was that this went on for about 4 times, because each time I was about replying in the affirmative, I would get an alert "Sorry, you have been disconnected from the chat..."bladdi bladdi blah blah.
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Was surprised when I got a message hours later that I've been discontinued from the service.
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How in god's name will you have a service to be subscibed to wivout a way to unsubscribe!... Terrible terrible, daylight robbers!.

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Phones / Re: The World’s Tiniest Touchscreen Smartphone (images). by Tonydeeb(m): 8:34pm On Oct 21, 2016
Anyways, so I decided to google out "Vphone S8"and discovered it's a newly developed charade coz I see no difference between that device and a smart watch, save the fact that it's got no straps, which makes it the-more annoying...
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If only the straps of 'Smart' watches were detachable, then it most definitely can be passed as same device!.
Phones / Re: The World’s Tiniest Touchscreen Smartphone (images). by Tonydeeb(m): 8:18pm On Oct 21, 2016
Chudichu:

You can actually send text with the Vphone S8.
Bro, almost all smart watches give you all of these and more.
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Infact, this is a watch - all smart watches come in 1.54 inches.
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Source: http://www-konga-com/dz09-smartwatch-2817121 (change dashes to dot)
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Product Description


Mobile Phone Smartwatch, Bluetooth Smart Watch Phone DZ09 with Sim Card is compatible with all smartphones Bluetooth V3.0(Minimum version 3.0) or above.
It works with both Android and iOS smartphones and as a GSM sim watch phone on its own. With SIM Card can be used to surf websites, facebook, twitter, Whatsapp etc.
It can work with Android with all functions and download the app ((This APP can' t be installed on iOS, Apple system can' t sync SMS and Bluetooth push information, but other functions can be used by iPhone).
This smart watch can be connected via bluetooth with smartphones, tablets and PCs. GSM Smart Watch doubles as a mobile phone since it uses a sim card,elegant in design.
You can connect by both Bluetooth or insert a sim and very easy to use.
When connected to your smartphone, you can dial or answer a phone call or video from your wrist watch, Send SMS, receive notifications such as text/ multimedia messages, incoming calls, Capture Videos/Audios, Camera, Play Music/Videos from your smartphones, pedometer, sleep monitor, anti lost, calendar event reminders, Facebook updates, tweets and more from your remote connected device (Smartphone/Tablet PC). Compatible through Bluetooth with Android/IOS smartphones (Social media /SMS via Bluetooth is For Android only)


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KEY FEATURES


SIM card / Bluetooth phone call / answer


Phone function: GSM/GPRS 850/900/1800/1900; Call, hand free, call record, phone book, Bluetooth phone call


You can dial or answer a phone call from your wrist watch


Messaging:Effortlessly send/receive messages to have a good interaction with your friends


Phonebook / call log / message/ music sync via bluetooth from your smartphones


Easily realize information Synchronization with your universal smart phone, more convenient to users


Bluetooth connection: Connect the watch via bluetooth, only need simple approaching

Music playing:Enjoy splendid music anywhere and anytime via bluetooth from your smartphones

0.3M pix camera: You can freely take phone by using the camera of the watch or remote control your universal smart phone

1.54 inch TFT HD LCD touch screen:Best suitable screen size with high definition picture displaying gives you great experience

Sleep monitoring:Carefully monitor your sleep quality

Pedometer:Record the steps you take and count the distance to make you fully control your sports

Sedentary reminder:Develop scientific habits and effectively resist sub-health.

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Anti-lost / finding phone

Voice and video recording.
Phones / Re: The World’s Tiniest Touchscreen Smartphone (images). by Tonydeeb(m): 7:47pm On Oct 21, 2016
...and who told you there are no smart watches with Sim slot?... Virtually all smart-watch I viewed its specs has both MCard and Sim Card slots.

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Politics / Re: Fayose Steps Out In Military Outfit, Nigerians React (Photos) by Tonydeeb(m): 7:55pm On Oct 13, 2016
Sensie:
Who is this man's wife
You wan wife am?... He's happily married nwanne, but if you want, I can open the way for you to meet. wink
Programming / Re: I Need Assistance With Vb.net by Tonydeeb(m): 11:07pm On Sep 22, 2016
dhtml18:
You are an excellent person, many of our brothers will not share how they solved the problem, they will just waka way.
Congrats, you need to kill a TURKEY to celebrate this.
Lol, I tell you... its so worth it.

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