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Family / Re: Picture Of My Son Preparing For School For The First Time by Toonice(m): 9:04am On Nov 18, 2013
angel TI: On behalf of the OP, oga Seun and the MOD should pls move this to the FP so others can see and comment.
..:.....innocent boy
thx jare chairman mi, i pray he does, u know he is not Jonathan or Fashola son

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Family / Re: Picture Of My Son Preparing For School For The First Time by Toonice(m): 8:59am On Nov 18, 2013
Ezeed: Cute little baby.
thx man

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Family / Re: Picture Of My Son Preparing For School For The First Time by Toonice(m): 8:54am On Nov 18, 2013
Ruq: He needs adjustments on that uniform. And that camera of yours should be 0.5mgp ?
ok thx. I do the adjustment

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Family / Re: Picture Of My Son Preparing For School For The First Time by Toonice(m): 8:53am On Nov 18, 2013
Chiidi: Looks like one of the nearest future ''back-benchers" cheesy

i hope he proves me wrong wink

cute kid but not on the level of my handsome nephew.
my son we surely prove u wrong, he is not wat u think

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Celebrities / Picture Of Actor Afonja Olaniyi (sanyeri) by Toonice(m): 7:12am On Nov 18, 2013
See the work of money on this man. Sanyeri u really look good.

Family / Picture Of My Son Preparing For School For The First Time by Toonice(m): 6:39am On Nov 18, 2013
How do you see my boy? His name is Roland Ayomide Aroyewun.
First day at school.

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Religion / Tell God Your Weakness by Toonice(m): 12:27pm On Nov 17, 2013
What behavior did want God to take away from your life? Nobody is perfect that i know,
As 4 me i want God to take away the habit of drinking beer away frm my life. Amen. What is your own weakness that u want God to perfect 4 u.
Car Talk / Re: Picture Of A Graduate Driving Keke-napep In Kano by Toonice(m): 9:11am On Nov 14, 2013
Very soon, u see a graduate pushing willbiro selling Alubosa. Goodluck 4 jonathan, but Badluck 4 Nigeria. If dis true like my post

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Romance / Did You Appreciate Hugging? by Toonice(m): 8:26am On Nov 07, 2013
Apart from ur babe, girlfriend or wife, when last have u hug any other person. Or is it a sin to hug other people apart from those people mention above?
Nairaland / General / Re: Decribe Yourself In One Word. by Toonice(m): 7:28am On Nov 04, 2013
Oyiboman69: terific
wat's d meaning of terific?
Nairaland / General / Decribe Yourself In One Word. by Toonice(m): 7:16am On Nov 04, 2013
Am Toonice, decribe urself in one word too.
Family / Re: Can A Man molest His Wife? by Toonice(m): 2:27pm On Nov 02, 2013
No mind nairaland autocorect software, i use ra p e na d software change am to molestation
Family / Can A Man molest His Wife? by Toonice(m): 2:07pm On Nov 02, 2013
Hi, i got this topic from Punch and i think the couples in the house can drop their own opinion. You can read the full text here.
www.punchng.com/feature/adam-eve/can-a-man-rape-his-wife/, can a man molest his wife?
Travel / Another Plane Crash Averted In Abuja by Toonice(m): 7:42am On Oct 29, 2013
Another air disaster was averted at the Nnamdi Azikwe Airport, Abuja on Monday as a Med-View Airlines aircraft from Lagos suddenly took to the air again at the point of landing in Abuja.
The pilot told the passengers that he took to the air again to avoid a collision with another aircraft on the tarmac.
The airline Flight VL2104 took off from the Murtala Muhammed Airport, Lagos at noon and was scheduled to land in Abuja at about 1.05pm.
The pilot had already announced final descent into Abuja and asked all passengers and cabin crew to fasten their seat belts but the pilot suddenly took off to the air again with barely 30 seconds to touch ground.
The plane had 150 passengers on board. A correspondent ofThe PUNCHwas one of the passengers.
After about three minutes of gaining altitude, the pilot announced that he decided to take off again to avoid colliding with an aircraft that was on ground.
He said that after he had been granted clearance to land, it was later discovered that the other aircraft was not fast enough, hence his decision to take off.
The aircraft hovered for another 20 minutes in the air before finally landing at about 1.30pm.
While the drama lasted, the passengers were panic-stricken, especially when the plane entered into turbulent weather on air.
The PUNCHcorrespondent said that among the passengers were five different complete families.
One of the passengers, a nursing mother, who was breastfeeding her son at the time the pilot took off again reportedly withdrew the breast from the boy’s mouth and started praying profusely while the baby’s cry rented the air.
When the plane finally landed, the passengers struggled to disembark.
“Are you still sitting down? Let me rush down in case it will suddenly take off again,” a middle-aged man was heard teasing one of his co-passengers.
The incident came less than a month after an Embraer aircraft operated by Associated Airlines with registration number SCD 361, conveying the corpse of a former Governor of Ondo State, Chief Olusegun Agagu, from Lagos to Akure for burial, crashed on October 3 shortly after take-off at Murtala Mohammed Airport, Lagos.
Thirteen passengers in the crashed plane were killed, including a commissioner in Ondo State, Deji Falae.
www.punchng.com/news/another-plane-crash-averted-in-abuja
Religion / Is It True Dat God Does Nt Hear D Prayer Of A Sinner.... by Toonice(m): 11:32am On Oct 27, 2013
Is it true dat God does nt hear d prayer of a sinner....
Nairaland / General / What Have U Gain From Nairaland by Toonice(m): 6:56pm On Oct 20, 2013
Share ur experience plus ur achivement? Why do u luv dis site?
Education / Tunde Oladipo Becomes Nigeria’s Youngest Microsoft Certified Professional by Toonice(m): 8:39am On Oct 11, 2013
Jomiloju
A primary six pupil of Role Model School, Oregun, Ikeja, Lagos, has emerged one of the youngest pupils to obtain the Microsoft Certified Professional certificate, SAMUEL AWOYINFA reports
A nine-year-old pupil of Role Model School, Oregun, Ikeja, Lagos, Jomiloju Tunde-Oladipo, has emerged the youngest Nigerian Microsoft certified professional.
Read details @ www.punchng.com/news/boy9-becomes-nigerias-youngest-microsoft-certified-professional/
Romance / I' D Love To Marry Genevieve –d’banj by Toonice(m): 7:19am On Oct 11, 2013
Dapo Oyebanji, aka D’banj, speaks with JAYNE AUGOYE about his career and relationship with the popular Nollywood actress
Singer, Dapo Oyebanji, aka D’banj, finally opened up on his love life in a rare meeting with journalists in Lagos on Wednesday. Read details @ www.punchng.com/entertainment/arts-life/id-love-to-marry-genevieve-dbanj/
Health / Is It True If Dog Bite Someone? by Toonice(m): 6:34am On Oct 10, 2013
I heard people say, u we have to take 99 injection if dog bite someone. Dr. In d house should plz shead more light 2 dis.
Education / Re: Student Arrested For Hacking Jamb, Neco, Sss, Nscdc Websites. by Toonice(m): 8:39pm On Oct 05, 2013
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Politics / Black Boxes Recovered From Plane Crash - AIB by Toonice(m): 2:13pm On Oct 03, 2013
The Accident Investigation Bureau has said the two black boxes of the Associated Airlines plane, which crashed in Lagos on Thursday, have been recovered.

The Director of Engineering, AIB, Mr. Emmanuel Dialla, said the two black boxes had been retrieved from the accident scene.
Dialla said, “AIB has succeeded in picking the two black boxes, which will give us an insight into what really happened.”

http://www.punchng.com/news/plane-crash-latest-black-boxes-recovered-says-aib/
Celebrities / The Best Jack Bauer Facts by Toonice(m): 9:26pm On Sep 30, 2013
There has not been a terrorist attack in the United States since Jack Bauer first appeared on television.
Ordinary people have panic attacks. Chuck Norris has Jack Bauer's attacks!
Jack Bauer doesn't need to search the internet, he just stares a computer down until it gives him the information he needs.
3Terrorists dread the day in October that Daylight Savings Time ends. Jack Bauer gets 25 hours in which to kill them.
if Jack Bauer was Spartan in the movie 300, the movie would be called 1.
jack bauer once shot himself ten times, just to prove that 50 cent is a bitch
If everyone listened to Jack Bauer, the show would be called 12.
Kiefer Sutherland drinks to forget all the terrible things Jack Bauer has done.
Jack Bauer once lost reception on his cell phone. 24 hours later AT&T announced that it would have more bars in more places.
Jack Bauer once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves.
When Chuck Norris and Superman have sleep overs, they argue over who has the cooler Jack Bauer Pajamas...
God had to give Jack Bauer immunity on the sixth commandment "Thou shalt not kill". If he hadn't, Jack would've considered God to be a terrorist and God knows what happens to terrorists.
Jack Bauer sleeps with a night light because the dark is afraid of Jack Bauer
Jack Bauer is the leading cause of death in Middle Eastern men.
Diesel can be rearranged to say "I end lives." Jack Bauer can be rearranged to say "Jack Bauer," which means the same thing.
Jack Bauer is the only reason why Waldo is hiding
Jack Bauer refused a syringe at a blood bank. Instead, he asked for a gun and a bucket
Jack Bauer doesn't need a translator, torture sounds the same in every language.
Jack Bauer does not run out of ammunition. He simply lets everyone else have their moment to shine.
Harry Houdini is the world's second greatest escape artist. The First is Jack Bauer. I never saw Houdini bite a guy's neck in order to escape.
Jack Bauer made a brief cameo in the film "Stand By Me" as the local bully. His character got so pissed off when the boys didn't let him take the dead body that seven years later, he killed River Phoenix. Jack Bauer never forgets.
Jack Bauer is what Willis was talking about.
Kryptonite is not really from Krypton. It is made from Jack Bauer's crap, that is why it can kill Superman.
The war in Iraq will end when Jack Bauer vacations there.
Family / Re: Are You Enjoying Your Marriage? by Toonice(m): 2:40am On Sep 30, 2013
[quote
author=Bootylicious]He may have been nice and caring when he had enough
cash, ladies let's stop pretending, we know too well some women are
silly and can't cope with a broke man...@OP I pray God grants you all
you need to be the head and provider of your home.. [/quote]
thx jare. GOD blex
Family / Re: Are You Enjoying Your Marriage? by Toonice(m): 7:59pm On Sep 29, 2013
byvan: How did you treat her when things where going well for you??
Gud Qtion... Trust me, we enjoy d money 2gether.
Family / Re: Are You Enjoying Your Marriage? by Toonice(m): 3:48pm On Sep 29, 2013
click2cbn: U neva hammer u go marry? So us wey still b bahelors wey dey wait till we hammer b4 we marry, u wey don already marry cum dey wait to hammer like us? Abeg, go back of "hammering" line, hope say u dey see d queue
if u read my post well, i said i hv finacial problem, i lost my job and dat wat cost my brooknex. I expect her to stay by me shorder 2 shorder in dis hard time, instead she kon dey do anyhow
Family / Re: Are You Enjoying Your Marriage? by Toonice(m): 3:18pm On Sep 29, 2013
Amelian: undecided when u hammer, wetin go happen next?....

Or u will show your wife , pepper ?

its personal, i kept dat as a secret, okay?
Family / Re: Are You Enjoying Your Marriage? by Toonice(m): 3:18pm On Sep 29, 2013
Amelian: undecided when u hammer, wetin go happen next?....

Or u will show your wife , pepper ?

its personal, i kept dat as a secret, okay
Family / Are You Enjoying Your Marriage? by Toonice(m): 2:49pm On Sep 29, 2013
Are u? I know there is no marriage without its own problem. But r are u managing it? Mine was finacial problem. And dis is causing my wife to disrespert me. But no comment or action untill i hammer.
Politics / Re: Zamfara Women Protest Over Husband Scarcity by Toonice(m): 6:41am On Sep 28, 2013
[quote
author=awakulowoo]Zamfara State government should just involve money in
this venture many ibos will run to Zamfara state to marry them.[/quote] u are so funny. Anyway true talk
Romance / Re: Infidelity: Can You Forgive Your Partner? by Toonice(m): 9:34am On Sep 22, 2013
Plz moderator should put this in frontpage. I need more answer on this topic. Thx
Romance / Infidelity: Can You Forgive Your Partner? by Toonice(m): 5:47pm On Sep 21, 2013
One thing that has broken so many homes is infidelity. Women, most times, find it easier to forgive their cheating husbands due to societal perception of infidelity as an acceptable norm for men. But men find it difficult to forgive their wifes' unfaithfulness. Even boyfriends dump the relasionship when they find out that their girlfriends have been cheating on them. So over to yov now in d house can u forgive a cheating partner?
Romance / Is This True Love? by Toonice(m): 12:21pm On Sep 17, 2013
A guy washing her girlfriend pant, can we cal dis true love or madness

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