Car Talk / Re: Mercedes Imagines The SUV Of 2025 by Topeedo: 11:21am On Nov 23, 2012 |
Sisi_Kill: I have one word for it - FUGLY!!!!!!!
Mercedes has never been a pretty car to me (there's something very harsh about it) but this takes the old UGLY crown, crushes it, buries it and creates a new one. . .it is THAT ugly!!!!!
Their design team obviously needs to go back to the drawing board. Good thing they have 12 more years to go, hopefully by then people who don't have a fascination for bugs and termites will be working for them. I GUESS U HAVE ONLY BEEN WINDOW SHOPPIN FOR D UGLY ONES...THEY HAVE REALLY BEAUTIFUL AND CLASSIC INTERIOR RIDES ABEG 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Toyin Hamzat Likely Killed Over Tussle For Woman - Police by Topeedo: 10:45pm On Nov 20, 2012 |
OUNPE |
Health / Re: I'm Too Skinny And It Makes Me Sad by Topeedo: 11:38pm On Nov 19, 2012 |
pleep: [size=30pt]DISREGARD ALL THIS YEYE ADVICE[/size]
Go online or to your supplement store and buy a tub of Creatine powder, this stuff is for making rapid muscle weight gains. Eat as much as you can according to the instructions on the container and hit the gym. focus on the upper body and don't do ANY cardio. This stuff works like magic my roommate uses it. DATS A RECIPE FOR YOU TO HAVE A SMALL DICKKK...SURELY U WILL GET BIGGER, BUT TRUST ME AT D EXPENSE OF YOUR DICKKKK...YOU MIGHT NEED TO ADD VIMAX |
Health / Re: I'm Too Skinny And It Makes Me Sad by Topeedo: 11:30pm On Nov 19, 2012 |
azpekuliar: To add weight do the following;
1. Take a lot of canned drinks. 2. Live a very sedentary life e.g no exercise, take a car from garage to the gate, avoid the stairs, use lifts. 3. Aha! Stay clear of fruits, vegetables & other plant-based foods! 4. Take lots of fast foods e.g canned foods, foods high in fats, cholesterol & animal-based diets. 5. Take just enough water to quench your thirst.
Then come back in a years' time to tell us how you're battling obesity. ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) DIS ONE NA RECIPE FOR CADIAC ARREST BEFORE UR R 23 O...IN UR INTEREST DONT LISTEN...LOL 1 Like |
Culture / Re: Do You Have An Accent? by Topeedo: 5:39pm On Nov 19, 2012 |
HumbledbYGrace: if its not British then its just not 'SEXY' UR OPINION DONT COUNT JOR...BEAT IT |
Culture / Re: Do You Have An Accent? by Topeedo: 3:08pm On Nov 19, 2012 |
I HAVE AN ACCENT, A SEXY ONE |
Romance / Re: Girls, How Would You Like To Be Asked Out? by Topeedo: 2:24pm On Nov 19, 2012 |
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Romance / Re: Girls, How Would You Like To Be Asked Out? by Topeedo: 2:11pm On Nov 19, 2012 |
jhydebaba: Take me to a cosy restaurant, ask me to close my eyes and hands a range rover sport 2013 key into my hands, then tell me to pls date u. DAT WILL ONLY HAPPEN IF U AGREE TO BEND OVER AND LET ME FUCKX U IN D ASSX IN DAT SAME RESTAURANT |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Are Blacks More Fixated On Colour Than Whites? by Topeedo: 11:18am On Nov 17, 2012 |
Clemzy16: No doubt America is the most powerful nation on planet earth. Obama might be the president of all americans but in-one-way-or-another he tends to control the affairs of other nations including Nigeria. CAN YOU STATE OUT CLEARLY HOW OBAMA CONTROL D AFFAIRS OF NIGERIA? |
Food / Re: Foods You Absolutely Cannot Stand by Topeedo: 8:12pm On Nov 16, 2012 |
Joeblis: Rice, beans,tea,yam,bread,akara(beans ball),patato,plantain, meat.. WETIN U COME DEY CHOP? |
Crime / Re: Student Hospitalized After Outing With Facebook Friend... by Topeedo: 6:04am On Nov 14, 2012 |
rubion: see all dem boys castigating the girl like they don't wish their "dream Facebook girlfriend" comes to their house. hypocrites I AM IN NO WAY IN SUPPORT OF D GUY O...OF COURSE I WISH MY DREAM FACEBOOK GIRL WOULD COME TO MY HOME, BUT ITS ONLY A STUPID ONE DAT WILL GO HOME WITH A GUY U HAVE JUST MET AT THAT TIME OF D NITE, SOMEONE U DONT KNOW WELL ENOUGH...WHEN U NO B PROSTITUTE...ABEG OUNPE...GOOD FOR THE GIRL JOR...SHE GOT WAT SHE DESERVED |
Romance / Re: Given The Chance, Will You Get Back With Your Most Recent Ex? by Topeedo: 5:32am On Nov 14, 2012 |
I DONT LIKE D WAY GIRLS TALK ABOUT GUYS BREAKING THEIR HEART...THEY MAKE IT SOUND LIKE GUYS ARE SO NOT REASONABLE...YOU ALL GOT WAT YOU DESERVED JOR. TAKE RESPONSIBILITY AND LEARN FROM D MISTAKES U MADE ODAWISE YOU WILL STILL CONTINUE TO B TREATED TRASH BY THE NEXT GUY |
Romance / Re: Given The Chance, Will You Get Back With Your Most Recent Ex? by Topeedo: 5:27am On Nov 14, 2012 |
NEVER...ITS LIKE GETTIN TO HELL AND BACK AND WANTING TO GO THERE ONE MORE TIME |
Crime / Re: Aftermath Of Robbery Attack On Lekki Neighborhood In Lagos by Topeedo: 5:52am On Nov 13, 2012 |
GeneralJ: actually yes the Nigerian police do have ballistics lab, they are all over the country infact Nigeria was the first country in West Africa to have a forensics laboratory.you gotta get your facts straight before u open your stinking mouth to spew trash WAT DIFERENCE DOES HAVING IT MAKE WEN THEY HAD TO TAKE SAMPLE FROM THE SITES BOMBED BY BOKO HARAM TO U.S.A FOR FORENSICS? WAT DIFFERENCE DOES HAVING THE FORENSIC LAB MAKE WHEN U DONT EVEN HAVE D DATABASE OF PEOPLE LIVING IN NIGERIA? HOW DO U MATCH FINGER PRINTS TO PEOPLE? PICKIN PEOPLE AT RANDOM TO SEE IF IT MATCHES RIGHT? YOU ARE ACTUALLY THE ONE TALKIN CRAP |
Crime / Re: Aftermath Of Robbery Attack On Lekki Neighborhood In Lagos by Topeedo: 5:46am On Nov 13, 2012 |
Horus: www.nairaland.com/attachments/880768_rob1_JPG46e9061d696c90ca0ebe35016fa27473
Notice how this policeman is contaminating the evidences. He do not wear rubber surgical gloves to touch the bullet case and put his own fingerprints on it. This is not a professional policeman. U TALK OF CONTAMINATING EVIDENCE LIKE SAY U NO SABI NAIJA POLICE, DEM NO GET ANY INVESTIGATION TO DO...SO D EVIDENCE WEDA CONTAMINATED OR NOT DOESNT MEAN ANYTHING TO THEM...THEY WILL JUST MOVE AROUND, PICK UP INNOCENT PEOPLE AT RANDOM AND D CASE IS SOLVED 1 Like |
Romance / Re: What Woman Should Know About Men by Topeedo: 6:11pm On Nov 12, 2012 |
12 inches!:
U see that u're confused. What does ur definition of God fearing which you define as sound christian av to do with someone being dull.. Every woman no matter ow rich wants a man to take "care" of her. And in this day and age taking "care" means gifts,dates which means money.
ABEG TELL D CHIC O...SHE IS NOT SOUND ENOUGH MENTALLY...SHE IS REALLY CONFUSED |
Romance / Re: What Woman Should Know About Men by Topeedo: 4:45pm On Nov 12, 2012 |
kissCleo: E dey pain u uuuuuhhhh ugly azz n U must b a very stupid dull boi! Leave here he- goat!
hahahahaha...i got d response required...silly girl...i am a hundred percent sure dat i am finer and smarter dan ur boy friend...na only stupid and ugly guys fit roll wit babe like u...u r not in my league jor |
Romance / Re: What Woman Should Know About Men by Topeedo: 4:33pm On Nov 12, 2012 |
Idowuogbo: Who b dis 1? ![undecided](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/undecided.png)
I'll suggest u sit on ur itch fingers. Na warning o! YOU DONT WANNA TEST DIS GUY RIGHT HERE O...HE IS WAY TOO ADVANCED FOR UR TYPE...DONT EVEN TRY |
Romance / Re: What Woman Should Know About Men by Topeedo: 4:28pm On Nov 12, 2012 |
kissCleo: What men should no abt women We like n love men who r ambitious 2. Who r ready to work hard 3. Cool calm 4. Good hygiene n dress sense 5. God fearing 6. Knows how to have a good time and can ve constructive discussions 7. Can cook n look sexy ina swim suit ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) YEAH RIGHT WHILE UR DUMB ARSE SITS BACK AND WATCH RIGHT? |
Romance / Re: What Woman Should Know About Men by Topeedo: 4:25pm On Nov 12, 2012 |
Idowuogbo: Nigerian gals dis dat, acid! Enough already mehn! U disrespecting ur mother as well ya no? ![undecided](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/undecided.png) IF U ARE A GIRL, DEN U MUST BELONG TO THE CATEGORY MENTION THE LADIES MENTIONED ABOVE, DATS WHY D THREAD GOT TO U...JUST SAYING |
Celebrities / Re: Seun Kuti's Tattoo With His Dad Fela's Name On It! by Topeedo: 6:12am On Nov 09, 2012 |
SlyIg: Wow! ... So nice to have been displayed in the museum than on our prestigious nairaland. Op,take note. HATERS HATE...DATS WAT Y'ALL KNOW HOW TO DO BEST |
Celebrities / Re: Seun Kuti's Tattoo With His Dad Fela's Name On It! by Topeedo: 6:09am On Nov 09, 2012 |
NovusHomo: Be man enough, get out of your father's shadow. WHY IS EVERYONE TALKIN ABOUT HIM RIDIN ON HIS FATHER NAME AND POPULARITY? WHO DOESNT DO DAT? EVERYBODY DOES IT...ALL U HATERS WOULD HAVE DONE D SAME...THE GUY IS DOING FINE...QUIT HATING JOR |
Celebrities / Re: Seun Kuti's Tattoo With His Dad Fela's Name On It! by Topeedo: 6:08am On Nov 09, 2012 |
NovusHomo: Be man enough, get out of your father's shadow. WHY IS EVERYONE TALKIN ABOUT HIM RIDIN ON HIS FATHER NAME AND POPULARITY? WHO DOESNT DO DAT? EVERYBODY DOES IT...ALL U HATERS WOULD DONE D SAME...THE GUY IS DOING FINE...QUIT HATING JOR |
Celebrities / Re: Seun Kuti's Tattoo With His Dad Fela's Name On It! by Topeedo: 6:04am On Nov 09, 2012 |
Brand_new: See the Tattoo culture being brought into Afrobeat. Sounds and looks cool though. THE CULTURE ORIGINATED FROM AFRICA...MY GRAND AND GREAT GRAND PARENTS HAD TATOOS |
Family / Re: Has Marriage Counseling Made Any Difference To Your Marriage? by Topeedo: 12:27pm On Nov 08, 2012 |
ti-ebe: I think the topic explains what i need to know. for those who went through the compulsory marriage counseling some churches require before they marry a couple, I just want to know if you feel your marriage is any better because of it, the same or even worse?
Thanks. I THINK ITS RUBBISH....THE COUNCELLIN IS USUALLY IMPROMTU, THEY TELL YOU THINGS U KNOW ALREADY( EXCEPT U ARE EXTRA STUPID, DEN U WONT KNOW ALREADY)...ITS MORE LIKE A RITUAL AS FAR AS I AM CONCERNED, ITS SOMETHING YOU U DO BEFORE THE CHURCH AGREES TO JOINING THE COUPLE, EVERYBODY HAS TO DO IT AS FAR AS CHURCH MARRIAGE IS CONCERNED...IT MAKES NO DIFFERENCE 1 Like |
Crime / Re: Student Hospitalized After Outing With Facebook Friend... by Topeedo: 5:14pm On Nov 07, 2012 |
NA SHE SABI JOR...WETIN SHE DEY FIND ABOUT SEF 1 Like |
TV/Movies / Re: 22 Important Questions For Nollywood by Topeedo: 2:58pm On Oct 30, 2012 |
IT ONLY SHOWS THAT THE PRODUCERS AND DIRECTORS LACK COMMON SENSE AND BELIEVE THEIR AUDIENCE ARE REALLY STUPID AND WILL TAKE ANY NONSENSE IN THE NAME OF A MOVIE |
TV/Movies / Re: 22 Important Questions For Nollywood by Topeedo: 2:57pm On Oct 30, 2012 |
IT ONLY SHOW THAT THE PRODUCERS AND DIRECTOR LACK COMMON SENSE |
Romance / Re: 9 Things To Avoid After A Breakup by Topeedo: 1:15pm On Oct 30, 2012 |
mitchyy: Breakups can be a very difficult experience. You’re crying, confused, and your heart feels like it’s in a million pieces. It’s not called heartbreak for nothing. But learn to let it go. The world has something better in store for you. But while you’re waiting here are 9 things you shouldn't do after a breakup.
Ready to hear them? Cool, let's go
#1. Don't Stalk him/her You're way too smart to stalk him or her physically after your breakup. Of course you are...BUT...on social media? That's tempting. Facebook, Twitter, BBM(blackberry messenger), instagram, his/her blog. Never! Do you really want to torture yourself with each new female friend he adds and see cute little comments from babes/guys you know were interested in him/her in the past? You don't need to know where he or she's going or who he or she's going with. It hurts. Move on.
#2. Don't Stay friends There is no way you can remain friends with an ex if you still have feelings for him. You can eventually be friends but not immediately after a breakup. Haba! Give yourself some time. Remaining friends only gives him/her permission to treat you like crap while he/she borrows money from you, has occasional sex with you when he can’t find anyone else, and sometimes lean on you for emotional support when he has a bad day! Accept the truth. He’s not going to change his mind and realize breaking up with you was a bad idea. He’s just going to use you until he finds someone to take your place. So please, DO NOT stay friends with him for now!
#3. Do not Isolate yourself You're way too fabulous and amazing to be shut-in. Do not stay cooped inside your room all day with the blinds shut. You'll do yourself more harm than good. Get out! Go to the beach on its busiest days. (We have so many in Nigeria, especially in lagos). Attend events, not those emotional stage plays. Take some risks! Meet with some of your crazy energetic friends at the club. Wear red lipstick and some killer stillettos and work it because you can.
#4. Don't waste energy on revenge Revenge is utter crap. Don't get even. Get over it.
#5. Do not tell "your story" to everyone Almost everyone falls victim to this. Hold back. Don't tell everybody how you've been wronged. Boooooooooring! Save it. The longer you hold on to "your story" and keep soliciting sympathy, the longer it will take you to move forward...and we don't want your friends to dump you, too. (That doesn't mean you shouldn't talk to someone about it. The emphasis here is telling 'EVERYONE').
#6. Don't be "on the hunt" Don't jump on the relationship bandwagon too soon. Contrary to the general belief, the best way to get over a guy/lady is not to date another one immediately. Take your time. Enjoy your new Freedom.
#7. Do not listen to 'Adele - Someone like you' on repeat I guess that's self-explanatory.
#8. Don’t think your Facebook page is going to convince him to come back I have a friend who made up a boyfriend just to make her ex jealous. She changed her status, her photos, she changed her BBM display picture and Facebook profile picture to her and a hot dude hugging tightly. But what did the ex think? When i asked him, i discovered he didn't even notice. So, yes, in most cases, it doesn't work.
#9. Do not turn to alcohol Drowning our sorrows in bottles of beer can sometimes seem pretty appealing. The chances are, you’ll get drunk and then make one or more of the other mistakes on this list.
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Romance / Re: 9 Things To Avoid After A Breakup by Topeedo: 1:15pm On Oct 30, 2012 |
THIS ARTICLE IS MOST LIKELY WRITTEN BY A WOMAN JOR...NA UNA SABI |
Romance / Re: How To Convince Your Boyfriend To Wait For Sex? by Topeedo: 12:44pm On Oct 30, 2012 |
if the girl is not a virgin, then there is no line to draw in d first place...ABI HOW YOU GO BUY SECOND HAND CLOTHE AND KEEP IT TILL XMAS DAY BEFORE YOU LAUNCH IT OR WATS D POINT OF BUYING A USED CAR AND TREATING IT LIKE ITS A NEW ONE? na from the first day all the way if possible...when i see one dats is worth me waiting then i will wait 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Is It Advisable To Marry At 22-25 As A Man? by Topeedo: 3:59pm On Oct 29, 2012 |
kpolli:
why? cos of the myth that girls mature faster than guys?? It's a myth STICK TO D POINT OF D ARGUEMENT.... |