Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,189,605 members, 7,937,710 topics. Date: Monday, 02 September 2024 at 10:47 AM

Topwiz's Posts

Nairaland Forum / Topwiz's Profile / Topwiz's Posts

(1) (2) (of 2 pages)

Sports / Re: Enyeama reconciles with Oliseh, Set To Face DR Congo by topwiz(m): 11:08am On Oct 07, 2015
finally!!! Vincent has served this country well. he deserve to be given anoda chance. he is like our best player for now.
Politics / Re: I Beg Na Wetin White No Go Create Party For? Check This Pix Out!!! by topwiz(m): 1:27pm On Sep 26, 2015
pregnancy party?
try it in 9ja
and u won't regret it
lol!!
Family / Re: See The Beautiful Gift God Gave To Me Through Facebook by topwiz(m): 9:07am On Aug 04, 2015
and finally I break my silence on NL for the first time in 8months. and am happy It started wit a big smile on my face, which came from staring at Victoria's pics. she is so beautiful. I think I Hav tears in my eyes.
may God guide and. protect her all the days of her life. she shall always bring joy to the family. she shall be the first among her equal... IJN.
so happy you u guys. congrats.

**** welcome to the latest member on NL****

****Victoria****
Education / Re: University Of Ilorin 2014/2015 Admission Thread (undergraduates) by topwiz(m): 7:06am On Oct 17, 2014
hello nl, am looking for any geography fresher who has started registration. Please contact me now. add me on WhatsApp 08183160658
Education / Re: University Of Ilorin 2014/2015 Admission Thread (undergraduates) by topwiz(m): 7:05am On Oct 17, 2014
hello nl, am looking for any geography fresher who has started registration. Please contact me now. add me on WhatsApp 08183160658
Education / Re: University Of Ilorin 2014/2015 Admission Thread (undergraduates) by topwiz(m): 10:19am On Oct 15, 2014
unilorin here I come.
Education / Re: University Of Ilorin 2014/2015 Admission Thread (undergraduates) by topwiz(m): 5:10pm On Oct 03, 2014
GIVE AWAY! GIVE AWAY!! GIVE AWAY!!! I want to calm some nerves. D first person to comment in page 300 will get a recharge card of his/her choice. So keep d comment flying great unilorites!!!
Education / Re: University Of Ilorin 2014/2015 Admission Thread (undergraduates) by topwiz(m): 5:04pm On Oct 03, 2014
Vicxp:
Dont worry bro,i uploaded mine the next day after the first batch came and i was just cleared today.
tanks alot vicxp. Dis is d 2nd tym u have help me. I really apprtce.
Education / Re: University Of Ilorin 2014/2015 Admission Thread (undergraduates) by topwiz(m): 5:00pm On Oct 03, 2014
[color=#990000][/color] has anybody been cleared in geography and environment managment dept?. Lets get to knw each other.
Education / Re: University Of Ilorin 2014/2015 Admission Thread (undergraduates) by topwiz(m): 4:46pm On Oct 03, 2014
Am worried ooo. I uploaded my result few days after i saw my admission notice. I was in d 1st batch. Geography and environmental management. Is it normal for my clearance 2 delay?.
Education / Re: University Of Ilorin 2014/2015 Admission Thread (undergraduates) by topwiz(m): 7:08pm On Sep 01, 2014
has anybody been cleared i hav upload my waec and jamn result, i saw d comfirmation below, but wen i checked if i hav been cleared, it said i hav nt been cleared. pls am worried already. i need advice
Education / Re: University Of Ilorin 2014/2015 Admission Thread (undergraduates) by topwiz(m): 8:48am On Aug 28, 2014
pls I need help ooo. I need sum1 to give me a list of all d document we will need for d admission process. tanks guyx for d previous help peeps
Education / Re: University Of Ilorin 2014/2015 Admission Thread (undergraduates) by topwiz(m): 12:11am On Aug 26, 2014
pls help me check my own. 47602737DJ. my heart is in my mouth......
Health / Re: Ebola Facts!!! by topwiz(m): 6:10am On Aug 10, 2014
haibe: The only problem I have with Nigeria now is the fact that we invest more on religion than helpful research. Despite having at least a church in almost every street in Lagos, Lagos remains the first to inhabit ebola, despite Nigeria being one of the most religious countries in the world, we are still among the most dangerous, corrupt and soon poorest countries in the world. Where are those medical practitioners that claim they know it all, those useless medical professors that have no job than oppressing students thinking they are intelligent, where are they let them prove what they have got. But No!! They won't stand up and act now but later say they are not inferior to the oyibo man.

I guess we just have too much hypocrites and illiterates in Nigeria.
can anybody please interpret this fool's speech. we are talking EBOLA u are talking non-sense.
Health / Re: Nigerian Doctor Who Treated Victim Infected With Ebola by topwiz(m): 6:12pm On Aug 04, 2014
dërê is a cure før ebola ñw. it wås given tø d american doctors who infected. åñd it worked før them. the ñãmë of d drug is ZMapp,
source: edition.cnn.com/2014/08/04/health/experimental-ebola-serum/index.html
Health / Re: Nigerian Doctor Who Treated Victim Infected With Ebola by topwiz(m): 4:08pm On Aug 04, 2014
HawtMummie:


More like Zombie Apocalypse.....sorry guys. let's be watchful.
Høpë u don't stay in LaG? I won't like tø see u infected dearie.
tank God care of u.
its åll my før himself
Health / Re: Nigerian Doctor Who Treated Victim Infected With Ebola by topwiz(m): 3:32pm On Aug 04, 2014
kstyle2: Nawa o...the doctor may even be married with kids and they've kissed and hugged. What if the doctor slept with a wh.0re who will then pass it on to dudes that will sleep with her, who inturn will pass it to their girlfrndz who will then pass it to other guys. Or what if the doctor had exchanged pleasentries with som1 in the chrch when d pastor said 'welcome ur neighbour and say something nice'...he may hav welcomed his neighbour who then welcomed other neighbour. What if he had checked other patients who came crying for the attention of a doctor after d liberian man saga
So many questions with little or no answer
Baba God na ur hand i dey...no let me fall
dude! dude!!! hold ur horses! chill, dis one töø will päss.
......... Høpë åll my fellow NL are ready før RESDIENT EVIL or WORLD WAR Z 9ja version.
Health / Re: Nigerian Doctor Who Treated Victim Infected With Ebola by topwiz(m): 3:31pm On Aug 04, 2014
kstyle2: Nawa o...the doctor may even be married with kids and they've kissed and hugged. What if the doctor slept with a wh.0re who will then pass it on to dudes that will sleep with her, who inturn will pass it to their girlfrndz who will then pass it to other guys. Or what if the doctor had exchanged pleasentries with som1 in the chrch when d pastor said 'welcome ur neighbour and say something nice'...he may hav welcomed his neighbour who then welcomed other neighbour. What if he had checked other patients who came crying for the attention of a doctor after d liberian man saga
So many questions with little or no answer
Baba God na ur hand i dey...no let me fall
dude! dude!!! hold ur horses! chill, dis one töø will päss.
......... Høpë åll my fellow NL are ready før RESDIENT EVIL 9ja version.

1 Like

Romance / Re: I Love You: 15 Ways Guys Say It Without Saying It by topwiz(m): 12:52pm On Aug 04, 2014
temigracie: ...its not always abt ur money.....we need more dan dat
øñë quëstiøñ før u. wät do u ladies givë båçk tø d guy who givës “more dan dat"? toy wit his heart åñd tell ur pals hw müçh of a fool he is...... dis is d main reason why finding a 9ja guy who can givë “mørë dan dat dat" is utterly diff.
Education / Re: University Of Ilorin 2014/2015 Admission Thread (undergraduates) by topwiz(m): 1:03pm On Jul 23, 2014
crowther15: my brother had same problem then
He can substitute further math for chemistry for him to study physics math statistics and many more.
perhaps He can come to my department to study economics
just needed math,Eng,economics, and any other two subjects
Whëñ will change of course form close. åñd is dere still a way før him tø change his course after admission in unilorin
Education / Re: University Of Ilorin 2014/2015 Admission Thread (undergraduates) by topwiz(m): 1:02pm On Jul 23, 2014
crowther15: my brother had same problem then
He can substitute further math for chemistry for him to study physics math statistics and many more.
perhaps He can come to my department to study economics
just needed math,Eng,economics, and any other two subjects
Whëñ will change of course form close.
Education / Re: University Of Ilorin 2014/2015 Admission Thread (undergraduates) by topwiz(m): 11:02am On Jul 23, 2014
my cousin is having diff. he is a sicence student, he has åll his subject But chemistry is left out! he wants tø knw Which course can he read in unilorin.
rembr only chemistry is left out.!!! pls he needs ur response tåñks
Education / Re: University Of Ilorin 2014/2015 Admission Thread (undergraduates) by topwiz(m): 11:48am On Jul 21, 2014
thank God før my exam. u guyz shōüld focus on english oooooo, spelling åñd idioms. xpect minor maths líkë GP&AP. LI2 current affairs. åñd d rest is ebglish.
best of luck.
Career / Re: Best Paid Degrees In Nigeria (THE BITTER TRUTH) by topwiz(m): 9:34pm On Jul 20, 2014
whërê can a geography Bsc holder work? can they wørk in d oil åñd gas industri? how müçh are they paid.? pls ur answers are needed plsss
Education / Re: University Of Ilorin 2014/2015 Admission Thread (undergraduates) by topwiz(m): 11:33am On Jul 20, 2014
after payin tution fee 84k
AFTER sitting for the REMZ exam!!!
AFTER treking in the dusty fufu road!!!
AFTER drinking garri for months!!!
AFTER so many copy and paste assignment!!!
AFTER visiting a female friend for food.
AFTER buying 100mtn and etisalat just to
collect mb for chemistry assignment!!!
AFTER standing up for first timer in all
d churches dat is in ilorin!!
AFTER overcoming the dangers of living
without your parents!!!
AFTER surviving the pressure of some useless
neighbours!!!
AFTER having sleepless nights preparing for
UTME and remz exams!!!
AFTER spending 80+ for that villa!!!
AFTER over coming that lecture theatre
stress!!!
AFTER arguing with students that secure space
for their friends with their biro, books, bag n
even lipstick...
AFTER scoring 180+ in the UTME!!!
AFTER practising JAMB past questions for POST
UME!!!
AFTER ALL THESE...
Na there one witch for ur village. Go come say
u nor go crossover to the P.S
or you won't get your admission
letter this year!!!
I decree that peace will not be their portion!
Fire will burn them day and night in d mighty
name of God!!!
Click like for AMEN
Education / Re: University Of Ilorin 2014/2015 Admission Thread (undergraduates) by topwiz(m): 11:32am On Jul 20, 2014
after payin tution fee 84k
AFTER sitting for the REMZ exam!!!
AFTER treking in the dusty fufu road!!!
AFTER drinking garri for months!!!
AFTER so many copy and paste assignment!!!
AFTER visiting a female friend for food.
AFTER buying 100mtn and etisalat just to
collect mb for chemistry assignment!!!
AFTER standing up for first timer in all
d churches dat is in ilorin!!
AFTER overcoming the dangers of living
without your parents!!!
AFTER surviving the pressure of some useless
neighbours!!!
AFTER having sleepless nights preparing for
UTME and remz exams!!!
AFTER spending 80+ for that villa!!!
AFTER over coming that lecture theatre
stress!!!
AFTER arguing with students that secure space
for their friends with their biro, books, bag n
even lipstick...
AFTER scoring 180+ in the UTME!!!
AFTER practising JAMB past questions for POST
UME!!!
AFTER ALL THESE...
Na there one witch for ur village. Go come say
u nor go crossover to the P.S
or you won't get your admission
letter this year!!!
I decree that peace will not be their portion!
Fire will burn them day and night in d mighty
name of God!!!
Click like for AMEN

13 Likes

Foreign Affairs / Re: 16 PHOTOS: Aftermath Of The Malaysian Passenger Plane Shot Down Over Ukraine! by topwiz(m): 3:55am On Jul 18, 2014
hw do u mistake a commercial plane for a military plane. are trying tø tell me dat d rebels are Dåt dumb. d bottom line is dat sømëbødy is trying tø set d russians up. someone/ organization wants tø see russia clamp down.
Education / Re: University Of Ilorin 2014/2015 Admission Thread (undergraduates) by topwiz(m): 9:39pm On Jul 15, 2014
I need advice frm any geology student, can I apply før geology wit out having chemistry in my waec result?? pls I need ur tot! whãtsåpp: 08183160658
Politics / Re: Situation Report: Power Supply In Your Area by topwiz(m): 6:44am On Jul 11, 2014
hërê its 4hrs ON 12hrs darkness. sø annoying. åñd we recevie bills of 7k every møñth. før God sake we don't run a bakery.

1 Like

Sports / Re: Brazil Vs Chile - World Cup (3 - 2) On Penalties On 28th June 2014 by topwiz(m): 7:33pm On Jun 28, 2014
dis brazil team is Not spetacular @åll. dêy don't hãv wät it tãkës tø win d wørld cup. But I Høpë dêy win. (Mãkë stadium no go empty Or Mãkë riot no go burst)

1 Like

Education / Re: Auchi Poly 2013/2014 Admission Thread by topwiz(m): 4:00pm On Jan 10, 2014
Deiok:

Sorri bro. I didnt find your name there.
You can check it yourself through this link ==> http://www.auchipoly-online.com/admissionlistcriteria.php
I mean d board in school...... d second batch is not online yêt.

(1) (2) (of 2 pages)

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 37
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.