yet another social media LIE

every time I see a thread like this or think about ladies and their wahala..
I get scared on how am gonna find true love..
#fakeladies everywhere

don't chase women
chase money...

xstry:
I go reason the pepper

Yoruba guy spotted..

Reference:
This is a clear case of laziness. They 'help' you folks with everything, even withdrawing your own money. Can't you do your chores, can't you be patient in a queue, can't you be patient to learn how things work and how to get things done. Yet you don't have the resources to risk and waste. If a single ATM card can wreck this much havoc on your finances and cause worldwide publicity then you should not be handing you card to just anybody, I mean anyone at all. It is the rich that don't do cards, don't do queues and don't moan about people pilfering from their stash. C'mon, wake up.

Oga she kindly asked for solutions

not criticism

and if don't have any solutions

just lock up....

after all no one is perfect...

ruke84:
Hello house good evening. Please I need help on this. My volvo v40 stalls while driving. Sometime the stalling gets so bad that the engine refuses to fire at all. I also noticed that if I turn off the engine and turn it on it responds ok for some time. I did a scan and couldnt find any error code but noticed my fuel trim increased during a stall with the short term getting as high as 36 with long term presently at 15. Any idea what could be the problem.

your car is running lean seriously....

a scanner can't reveal that...

a vacuum leak or compression leak test should
be carried out...

also your O2 sensors maybe malfunctioning...

and a host of other issues that is causing too much air to enter your intake manifold or some other issue that might be fooling your ECU

you need an expert in diagnostics to carry out these operations for your car...

cuteme88:
If i hear!!!!! start that conversation with me in bus; I will be all deaf ears.

trust me

u never jam fine boy...

LegalBaby:
Public transport is the least ideal place to approach a girl, you are automatically starting with one of those multipliers set to maximum.
Then theres everyone in the bus staring at you both

in other words

you are crowd shy...

like some girls...

TrapQueen77:

u comment on most guys thread
seems u are single and searching

how about smoking weed

refiner:

Oya explain it quantitatively...

even the best mathematician won't try that..
wait I thought you were hot blooded

refiner:


Since u know it all,u could have been generous enough to let me share with ur knowledge...

should have just said am single

instead of that....

anyways it's not really easy explaining that stuff on verbally...

refiner:

Mtsheeeeeeeew!

and u had to do that..
#kidz

refiner:

May I know the diff pls?

your boyfriend or spouse is in a better position to tell you the difference.

church business is serious business

refiner:
U were only lusting after her!
Love don't cheat!...move on with ur preggy babe...

wrong
cheating is natural in most men...
men are created to be polygamous...
that I cheat on my girlfriend doesn't men she ain't my number love...
after all there is a big difference between sex and love making

op don't mind the guys on top
I have your answer
but I whispered it to the guy below me
ask him

lol

boobs rubbing your back....

your breast is looking for trouble

am gonna tell that to next hot gal that sits behind me on bike

A true husband
u want him to suck another woman's own

mayor2013:
When this ride gets to a mileage 80000 and above. The igntion system shuts completely down. Check my profile to read more. Asides that cool ride I must say

then all cars in Nigeria should have shut down Na ..

wat of washing his clothes

WhatsApp stalking can be annoying

ladies be like

u didn't read my message but u changed your dp and status twice

hi
just graduated last year
am statement of result is ready..
but what do you think is the duration before my set is called up
like march or July , or even November

Stupedinluv:
If my bf is serving should i be worried?

no

men are natural cheats

the police is your friend

engine picture

fanex:
it is not a year wasted considering the opportunity you have to socialise, strategies and consider what you want from life. the government object for NYSC might be defeated just like everything else in the country, but your personal objective to find yourself as a young adult remains. do yourself a favour spend that year growing yourself to take on the world.

rubbish

wat did u spend the four or five years in school doing

selling groundnuts

am a fvckboy.... but u won't find me in any of your listed location....
carwash ?
haba....

Na condition make crayfish bend...

this is just one HR out of a million in Nigeria....

where is that picture of those who give a fvck

MsDelilah:
And people wonder why I love Mercedes-Benz. What's NOT to love?!?!

They are the pioneers of most features that other automobiles are now adopting: self-closing doors (doors shut if they aren't closed properly), heated massaging seats, wipers are activated automatically once there's any sign of rain, etc. (I stand to be corrected).

Every single 3 M-100 6.9 and 6.3V8 Mercedes engine was hand-built and tested on an engine dyno for just over four hours, 40 minutes of which were at full throttle.

The W140 S Class featured double glazed windows and a heater that could deliver hot air, even when the engine was off!

Mercedes-Benz manufactured car won't ever rattle nor squeak regardless of age. The reason being Mercedes cars are welded in 10000 places which don't allow any space for the loosening of bolts and nuts.

Their engines are also something to marvel at. Their engines include overhead camshafts that deliver smooth, silent, safe driving even at high speeds. The engines are put through rigorous testing by the engineers and they are hand signed by them before put into an automobile to guarantee the quality of the engine. Even their steering system includes a built-in shock absorber to provide the passengers with a far more comfortable ride.

The coat of paint on a Mercedes car is smooth and glossy as a result of amount of effort placed into it. There are actually four coats of paint sprayed on the car before being hand polished. The last coat of paint is salt resistant and is also done manually for that smooth, glossy touch you see on all Mercedes-Benz cars. Even the tires used are of superior quality and it is capable of carrying an entire load of passengers smoothly even during high speeds.

All Mercedes models include fully synchronized manual and automatic transmissions as standard features. Higher series models however only incorporate automatic transmission.

How many cars have these features?

Das Beste Oder Nichts!!!!

I bet if you read a similar write up from ford

u gonna go gaga

technology is generally improving

in fact not just technology anymore but advanced technology...