sucked privates/ is that crazy, whats crazy is if its female.

me, I got bored with a guy, and started speaking french

who says? thats no dry joke, crack urs and see if Ill laff. if u forgot, u are dusty dry like gari ijebu, so don't dis this joke

no action carried out. there was a black out, N.E.P.A

actually, theres already a topic. its called finding a topic. so guys, what do you think a nice topic could be like?

iwajay, hope ya aint referring to moi, cos I ain't no stalker

katie, i heard the queen now has a beard, whats your say?

no wonder all the old generation is gone. they all want to help lysaa find lagos on the map.

yo mamma smokes so bad that Her tummy's a chimney, thats why u are black, and she's white

can't you read na wa?

why? y'all av beeen spittin crap. whats wrong. this is no dissin forum, and hey freezy, why should u be quoting migines.

who is asking?

thats ok, though I woulda named it you don't know shit!
so dumb f**k dat wants to talk about nuclear what?, sniff my ass!

na wa your name na wa o. what is your fave colour?

tommy is 19 years old, but he lives on mars

i never cried when i was born. I simply laughed

whats up? who asked you a question?

hey duchess, dont even mind all these guys. I swear whn they do it, even they feel the pain, cos Its always more like farting fire. Iwajay abi I lie? no be your fart start the fire for city hall?

angel gal are you lost?

wafe boys with them poppin eye sockets
think he love ya hump, but he trips for the hip pocket
hausa fella,
gentle cattle rearer
got loadsa kids
cos he milks not just the cows
but all o dem gals too
dont mean to be fowl,
but calabar boy would only
do the doggy style
same goes for the benue boy too
only this time, its fine tuned to zebra style
afterall the black and white they wear,
he sems to live with that gear
in bed u say ya ibo boy is like what?
two minutes noodles,
don't blame him,
he's got so many biz runs
break ibadan boy,
treat him like a toy
if u are tired, and u wanna chae a lagos boy,
start talkin about marriage,

i see ya later, theres a whole lot more

yeah, I know I'll always meet you guys here, and for sure, dependably mad as usual. Whats all this chocolate bug madness. I believe y'all had a fair share of the bug. you are all as mad as the guy shagging the pharmacist's wife

my name is tosin
i'm not here for nothin
a coupla rhmes got me boilin
so i put my beat in writin
nay nay hope ya aint mistaken
i'm havin fun even while rhyming

wow! thats so grouse, not a joke really, but a seriously pitiable situation. Can you imagine what terrible horror goes on in dat lil kid's mind, all cos of some damned babysitter

thanks man,
thats hust the kinda feelin I like. The feelin that knows just the right was to fart, and then smile with it

hey, is this a poem, or a joke?


            they say its lousy cos i'm a woman,
            but how can i help being human
     
           you get it by all means,
           after a rich plate of beans
            nomatter how bad it is,
           it never stains your jeans

           so, there's no need to worry
            just remember to say sorry,
            its always best, when in a lorry
            u needn't be in a flurry

            u could even point an accusing finger
            while on ur arse, the smell still lingers
            a lousy gentle escape
           that leaves people's airpipes in a bad shape

            don't say i'm a brat
             u do it too
            don't try to be smart
            its really cool
            i love to fart
            but i'm no fool

            wanna be my friend?
            then join my trend

             come fart wiv me
               its a treat u'll see