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Politics / Re: Trump Meets With A Lady Who Escaped From Boko Haram In Nigeria by toydee(m): 9:55pm On Jul 19, 2019
Action Presido..

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Crime / Re: Boko Haram Ambushes Aid Workers In Borno - The Sun by toydee(m): 5:08pm On Jul 19, 2019
Blackfire:
Fake news..... Fake news.
How is it fake news?

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Travel / Re: FAAN Begins Investigation On How Intruder Climbed Aircraft by toydee(m): 4:21pm On Jul 19, 2019
This can only happen in a shithole country with zero security n no value for human lives.Another report says it took the FAAN authorities 23mins to arrive and about 30mins for the security personnel, imagine.What if the guy was carrying bomb..The country is f****d up mehn

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Politics / Re: “Never Give Money To Someone Who Uses Better Phone Than You” – Reno Omokri by toydee(m): 4:06pm On Jul 19, 2019
Too much sense no go kill this man;I'm with you on this man..

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Albinos In Tanzania Are Being Hunted For Their Limbs by toydee(m): 5:01pm On Jul 16, 2019
MyVILLAGEpeople:


Especially the south west.
grin grin
Foreign Affairs / Re: Albinos In Tanzania Are Being Hunted For Their Limbs by toydee(m): 5:00pm On Jul 16, 2019
ceejay80s:


Are u an albino?
Maybe..
Sports / Re: Neymar Finally Reports Back To PSG, Pictured In Gym by toydee(m): 4:40pm On Jul 16, 2019
CrestMan:


Please don't let Madrid fans use style push you to hate Neymar. Barca need their prodigal son back. Neymar is a baller; forget all the insults from Liverpool, Chelsea and Madrid fans. grin
Forget those ones,na jealousy dey worry them grin..So which position neymar go come play? I no just like the guy style of play, his 'selense' too much
Foreign Affairs / Re: Albinos In Tanzania Are Being Hunted For Their Limbs by toydee(m): 4:14pm On Jul 16, 2019
skelewu404:
na albino u be
how you take know,you be seer? grin
Sports / Re: Neymar Finally Reports Back To PSG, Pictured In Gym by toydee(m): 3:56pm On Jul 16, 2019
Good for him..he better stays there,we don't need him in Barca

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Albinos In Tanzania Are Being Hunted For Their Limbs by toydee(m): 3:45pm On Jul 16, 2019
I just hope the madness doesn't get here..

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Religion / Re: Deji Adeyanju Spotted At The COZA Protest, Composes A Song For Pastor Fatoyinbo by toydee(m): 2:29pm On Jun 30, 2019
I don't really understand these guys,why are they acting on mere allegation? Either the pastor has stepped on many toes or just because timi is a celebrity, this can't be out of genuine concern n sympathy for rape victims.so what if after all these n it's established that the lady lied against him?

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Religion / Re: Biodun Fatoyinbo Was Rusticated At UNILORIN Over Cultism - Aliu Bolakale by toydee(m): 1:36pm On Jun 30, 2019
It's becoming clear that this isn't just about the rape. Funny enough,most of the guys protesting against him are guilty of the same rape...when a girl says no n you still go ahead to have your way(forcefully or not),its rape.guys can relate cheesy

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Religion / Re: Rape Allegation: Nigerians Protest At COZA Church (Live Updates) by toydee(m): 9:48am On Jun 30, 2019
There must be forces against the pastor, this is beyond the rape allegation. Meanwhile how many times have these same people protested against their various state n the federal bad governance n embezzlement.this is crazy..Ok,because timi is a celebrity they're protesting. Hhmmmm

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Celebrities / Re: Busola Dakolo And Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo Rape Allegation: 5 Shocking Things by toydee(m): 2:10pm On Jun 28, 2019
Why always pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo of COZA..

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Crime / Re: Nigerian Man Bags 30-Year-Jail Term For Drug Trafficking In Tanzania (Photo) by toydee(m): 10:54am On Jun 24, 2019
Benekruku:


Christian Ugbechi




Na dem!

Developing Tanzania at all cost!


https://allafrica.com/stories/201906220025.html
Bingo

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Romance / Re: How's Your BANK ACCOUNT doing? Reply With A Word. (photo) by toydee(m): 10:36pm On Jun 21, 2019
cry cry cry
Foreign Affairs / Re: Isreal Killed Hamas Commander by toydee(m): 6:29pm On May 13, 2019
One down,more to go cool
NYSC / Re: Odanike Azuka: Corper Drowns While Swimming At A Beach In Delta State by toydee(m): 4:58pm On May 06, 2019
LuciferKoran:
Good riddance!

NYSC is meant for under 30s not old men like him.
Same fate awaits other age cheats.



*spits angry
Shut up you Lucifer

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Ajax: UCL Semi Finals (0 - 1) On 30th April 2019 by toydee(m): 10:06pm On Apr 30, 2019
kaziblake:
I forsee a ajax vs Liverpool final
You're a fake seer

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Ajax: UCL Semi Finals (0 - 1) On 30th April 2019 by toydee(m): 10:05pm On Apr 30, 2019
highcollide:
Very nonsense boring match. Tottenham na nonsense club...


I dey regret why I pay 100 naira to watch this ball.... , I for use the money buy mango.
grin grin

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Celebrities / Re: Ifu Ennada Says Married Men Who Post About Their Wives And Kids Always Cheat by toydee(m): 9:29am On Apr 23, 2019
We don't care about what your eyes have seen,rather tell us what your p***y has experienced tongue

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Celebrities / Re: Ifu Ennada Says Married Men Who Post About Their Wives And Kids Always Cheat by toydee(m): 9:29am On Apr 23, 2019
Madam shut up,we no wan hear..

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Politics / Re: Achike Udenwa Is Worst Imo Governor — Rochas Okorocha by toydee(m): 9:16am On Apr 23, 2019
Okorocha don carry im title give another man cheesy cheesy

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Religion / Re: Is praying to the dead biblical? by toydee(m): 2:33pm On Apr 08, 2019
donkarly:

Wrong bro.Tansi is long dead n can't pray for the living
Very correct. Jesus is the ONLY mediator between man and God
Romance / Re: Lady Blocks Her Barber On Facebook Because Of A Compliment With "Dear" by toydee(m): 6:33am On Mar 14, 2019
Mruwa1:
omoh finish d story waiting u do ? We dey wait to hear the story finish..
Mruwa1:
omoh finish d story waiting u do ? We dey wait to hear the story finish..
Frankicent:


more details
KingsizeD:

What blunder sir ?
It wasn't funny mehn.I remember it all as if it was yesterday..when I joined the firm,I was welcomed by the staff n management. The woman being a manager,expressed her happiness having me with them,blah-blah-blah n ended by saying, "once again, welcome honey".I was like, huh;did I hear her well;did she just call me honey?Still puzzled,next thing I heard was,"you can now go sweetheart".heeeyyyyy!first day at work n someone likes me already,not just anybody, but a manager..no,this is too much.honey n sweetheart, me alone.all through that day at work, the words kept re-echoing in my ears n all in my head n mind was how to hit the jackpot.i too like woman then n I didn't like wasting opportunities,not this.little did I know that I was already writing my resignation letter when I've not even started the job.
I put in my best in the company just to impress madam.i even had to go overboard so she'ld keep noticing me n make things very easy,since in my warped mind,I believed she liked me already.Barely a month at work,I decided it was time because the compliment was becoming too much.when talking to the staff,she always ended by saying "i love you all",which i believed was for me n not for we all.once i made a mistake n she said "i wont punish you because i love you".i didn't go for lunch that day because i was over happy that she's finally let it out.i'm the type of guy that can approach any lady,no matter how highly placed.but this one?liver kept cutting me till the 3rd time,

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Romance / Re: Lady Blocks Her Barber On Facebook Because Of A Compliment With "Dear" by toydee(m): 1:47pm On Mar 13, 2019
bigtt76:
Did you make a move on her? As in did you start hitting up on her after she called you that? If yes then it was wrong. Women can like pet guys using such names not because they want to have anything to do with you romantically but just for the fun of it.

You just have to be careful reading meanings into the way we handle compliments.



Bouncingbabyboy:
you been make move... Come later discover say the green light na error Looooooool
Yes ooh,I made a move thinking the compliment was a green light.if not that she was mature n that I was very hardworking,my second name would've been sorry..
Romance / Re: Lady Blocks Her Barber On Facebook Because Of A Compliment With "Dear" by toydee(m): 1:07pm On Mar 13, 2019
So a compliment with dear has become a big deal..this reminds me of an experience with my Indian madam then who was always complimenting me with honey n sweetheart,I read a different meaning to it n committed a big blunder with her which I regretted..

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Properties / Re: A-4 Storey Building Collapsed At Itafaaji, Lagos Island, Children Feared Dead by toydee(m): 1:05pm On Mar 13, 2019
BuhariAdvocate:
There is a probability that the house own by ibo man .IBO always use inferior materials to build house .
Anu mpama!

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Politics / Re: Rochas Okorocha's Statue Brought Down By Imolites In Owerri (Photo) by toydee(m): 1:40pm On Mar 12, 2019
The incoming government should 'de-statue' n rid imo state of all traces of okoroawusa's government.The guy is a big disgrace, disappointment n a mistake imolites will never repeat..

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Crime / Re: Army Rescues Kidnap Victims, Shares Pictures Of Ballot Box Snatchers, Impostors. by toydee(m): 1:22pm On Mar 12, 2019
Is it not the same army snatching ballot boxes n intimidating the opposition in rivers? undecided

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