braimeddy:
OMG! What kind of wickedness is this. And this people will claim they are serving the same God that I'm serving? It's high time they wrath in HELL.

In other news...learn the meaning of words before you use them. Thank you

Republlican:
A single word to describe her


A true patriot

A True Patriot comprises of three words.

Who taught you maths?

pet4ril:
Wallahi, I no go buy, I rather invest it on the needy...

Abegi

FreeGlobe:
Ikechukwu in Agbor, Edo State?

Is Agbor in Edo State? Na wa o

buchilino:



BROS MANY YEARS DO U WANT THEM 2 BE GIVEN?, I MEAN AMBODE IS NOT NEW 2 LAGOS. HE NOS HOW THINGS R IN LAGOS N WHERE 2 START BE D TRUTH IS DAT GUY NEVA HAD AN AGENDA. TINUBU WAS D ONE CALLING ALL D SHOOTS. UNFORTUNATELY MOST LAGOSIANS REFUSED 2 ACCEPT D REALITY. JIMI WAS FAR THAN AMBODE. MARK MY WORD BY DIS NEXT YEAR LAGOS WILL WORST THAN WAT IT IS NOW.

My prayer is that by this time next year Lagos should not be as "worst" as your written English.

Good afternoon.

London is indeed a leveller

This guy is possessed by a Demon...no stories.

mcchaka:
I met a girl on facebook and we met face to face,
i decided to take her to an eatry place where we
can relax and talk better.i was with N500. i paid
for our bike N200, and was left with N300.
When we got there before i could order for a malt
for her,she ordered for 3bottles of big stout for
N1500,and 2 plates of pepper soup that is
N1000,nkwobi N800 and asked me to go outside
and buy her recharged card of
N1500.
Now I am outside . What do you think i
should do? Please reply me fast!!!

Why don't you cut your manhood and give it to her?

Blessing "Okagbodo"

For a moment I was wondering whether and when I wrote this piece and posted it on Nairaland because this is exactly the way I would say it...it is also exactly my school of thought.

Make dem dey find ready made....that's why these days divorce papers are also ready made...

I don't pity any of them!

Emilokoiyawon:
what if she (or and her partner) was using the slippers as a sexual pleasuring device and then it slipped (no pun intended) into her uterus? That's is a far better explanation than all these superstitious nonsense that people are spreading around here.

So she was using the two legs of the pair for pleasure?

Mehn...do Home Economics na

Well...he's always been rich.

He was kuku the Managing Director of National Oil as well as a senator for a while. So nice one.

Pls did the slippers come with all those nylon that somebody can burst?

I like to be bursting all dose bustibusti tins.

cozy7:
Slippers? That's only possible if she was impregnated by a shoe.

Guy you are mahd! LOLOLOLOL!!!!

She might have been impregnated by trekkers!

funmijoyb:

but he is a footballer/ goalkeeper

think about our brave goal keepers that has done well

Ike shorunmu
dosu joseph
peter rufai
dele Ayenugba
Dele alampasu
Eyeama
were they foreigner? beside we r having too many foreigner in d national team. again doesnt make any sense.

Ok...so where are they now?

And should we deny a natural Nigerian a place in the team because he is mixed?

What kind of human being are you?

funmijoyb:

to go after oyinbo players and leave better local players right? dat make sense to only u. Obama has lived all his life in America unlike carl ikeme
for osaze he played in Nigerian local league and grew up in Nigeria dat makes him more Nigerian.

How many local players that are better than him have you identified?

funmijoyb:


1.there is a part of him that is not nigerian

2.he is not black

3.he is not better than nigerian goal keepers

then why waste nigerian money on him when we have good goal keepers in nigeria r people stupid?

Is Obama white?

Is every part of him American?

How is it a waste bringing someone who is believed to be able to do the job?

DikeOha882:
What do you mean. by this statement? So cos the mom is not a nigerian makes him not an Igbo man again?

She was trying to sound deep....and she isn't

funmijoyb:
using mixed race in our national team is a disgrace to Nigeria what's d meaning of all this?

Ok...so what do you say about European clubs that use nationalized foreigners in their teams?

Nigerians...you guys are impossible.

This Port Harcourt sef.

Shoddy structures...

I can now say emphatically that beauty means different things to different people especially in Nigeria.