Jabhunter:
is like you smoke weed?
No be 1 point city take win Liverpool last season?
Where the 19 pts come from?
And they were cheated in games that could have given them more than that

I said 2seasons, abi too much gari no allow u see again

CaptainFM1:
Lockdown was eased for Market to open Mon-Wed-Fri. They are to close early too.

Lockdown is not the absolute solution to this Covid-19. The solution is for people to have the RIGHT ATTITUDE.

Peoples attitude towards the use of facemask and observing physical distancing is just zero. Attitude towards washing of hands and use of hand sanitisers is very poor. We are not just serious as people and as a nation. The cases and death toll will continue to rise until vaccines are available. People already gave up on Covid-19 issue. The only people concerned is the government. But even the Government are not trying too.

nothing go happen jawe, infact na only one aba kyari get corona in Nigeria, and he done die

Ibunkun1:



Hmm, I see. Even with their strongest team they didn't create a 20-point gap in the league

last 2 seasons they top Liverpool with more 27points. So no big deal, and won d league by 19points

Ibunkun1:



So where have they been since

unlucky with injury, especially defence

Na so one girl dey test me with HIV, I japa, not knowing it was a test, she later told me it was a test, I was like u should have given me simple test, this one is too hard now.

Lucifer1419:
. You no go mind your business, see your head like bicycle seat.

lol, it is my business because you want to spoil nairaland for us, u better remove that your dick picture, else I will report.

Lucifer1419:
don't mind the stupid paid agent, that are putting fear on people, like the virus they more deadly than Ebola.

guy u be bastard, which kind penis, too big now

Mightyhaiz:
I also entertain this fear,..the way ppl have thrown caution to the winds,coupled with the kind of cold and ambient humidity now..



keep safe ppl

yes, we know most of these covid19 testing results in nigeria are malaria, which is nearly in everybody's system in Nigeria. Stop wasting your time, thinking covid19 will be non existent. Have u noticed nobody is dying of malaria, SARS Lately, see covid19 patients in abroad, u go fear fear, but in Nigeria, no serious patients have been shown, except few ones, not even up to 5, maybe kyari, senator osinowo death is never covid19, u better free your mind, and forget rubbish corona, which you can treat even with ordinary malaria drug and cold catarh drug

mamagee3:
Do you like my profile photo?

“Like” my profile photo if you like my profile photo.

20%

ModestGal:

Lol, wetin I cram? Everything written up there is the truth, infact, in the real world, its super more refined that that, I just didn't wanna add so you won't say it's not true,because its nothing but a WOW

ok, go and learn programming language especially "Malbolge" and see how your presumed ingenius will disappoint you

ModestGal:
I'm starting to think I might be special, not the type that would invent this and that or is something wrong with me? because I really do not know why I'm this way

LITTLE BACKGROUND INTO MY CHILDHOOD
I grew up intellectually very fast, more than my peers or anyone else I knew of my age.

In primary 1, I was the best, though I attended a public school, but, those in my class were quite older, I was 2years old and my classmates were mostly 5years old children.
My schooling was very fast, I graduated University at 19years old,
In my Primary school, I was a normal kid, played but I was quite thoughtful more than my peers and I understood my environment, that is one of the reasons why I could still remember everything at this age (I'm in my early 20s).

In my secondary school things started changing for me, I was finding it difficult to relate with friends, I was turning quiet. When I got to JSS2, my school was changed, and it was at this point I turned fully into an extremely quiet girl till I graduated.

Why I think I'm a rare gem is that I find myself to be extremely good in anything I lay my hands on, so far I have the interest on a task, I come out there extremely great. For instance, when I was learning sewing, I learnt very fast that I was teaching those I met there, and I find myself extremely perfect with metric sewing. I'm not currently practising that now because I wanted to buy 3 sewing machines of $655 each, and at this moment, i do not have such money. And I do feel very sad when I sew and I can't take all my imaginations into reality.

Along the line I started so many fun journeys, one is learning more about beautification, skin care, hair care, I learnt how to make hair products et cetera.
I understood very well, even though I learnt through DIY methods, and not like I went to learn professionally, but I did myself lots of favours by reading so many chemistry textbooks, and so many books I could lay my hands on, but also, I do not have money to establish (I would need a standard lab, Nafdac registration, etc), I can't be mixing rubbish and be selling to innocent Nigerians like some people are doing, endangering the health of beautiful Nigerians.
Although I still teach women all forms of ways to beautify themselves, what to buy and what not to purchase, I have a FB group and pages I do that, I have also successfully grown a waist length hair, yes its true, but I still had to neglect those skills as regards making income out of them.
In addition, I'm a good oratory, I started that in JSS1 when my English teacher would teach us Oral English and along the line, I picked interest, and I can say, I speak quite above average, eloquent, starndard British English, and my Yoruba is quite good as well, I often speak in parables, proverbs. I do voice overs.

After sometimes, I thoughy of what else to do that would be proffessional, that i would enjoy doing greatly and earning good income out of (as you can see I didn't establish in all the skills listed above due to no resources since my taste is quite high and professional), I looked else where.
I proceeded to learn digital marketing (Social Media), digital branding, and creation of animations and I can bet that I'm a top notch as well. Even though my background is quite different (in health line, where I'm currently heading my local government on the fight against Covid19, I have an initiative I lead that raises awareness on several community topics for the betterment of our society) I'm doing quite well in the TECH market.
I get so happy when client gives me good reviews without asking and when people come up to meet me and tell me how well I'm doing in content writing, and Branding without having spoken or worked for them before

Growing up, I had this problem of people viewing me as weird, after thinking about all these tonight, I started feeling ''What if Im a rare type of Genius'' ''What if im a rare gem'', I never thought of myself to be exceptional until this moment when I was evaluating my life and my skills
So please, I need you to evaluate me of what I truly am, am I a genius or an averagely brilliant lady or I'm just over thinking and over valuing these skills?

Note**please feel free to point out grammatical errors, vocabulary mistakes et cetera, I'm more than willing to learn from you

you are a genius, just like bill Gates, Michael Faraday etc, the difference is just that, theirs are converted to some useful for the society at large, but yours is used in imaginary realms. Continue deceiving yourself. U better go find Job, and stop cramming everything up and down

seanwilliam:
I have done 5 interviews... all of them na still same pay with my current salary ..12k monthly e go better

I guess 12k per day, manage it now

HappyPagan:

Are you happy? If Jesus was all you needed in this life, you won't be here daily, pouring your repetitive bile on every front page thread.


All your head is full of memory verse and Jesus Christ. I'm just curious - do you have a life outside the Bible? Without speaking about the Bible, can you hold a three minute conversation on any topic?

You see, you have become like the Pharisees and Saduccees who wore their religion for all to see - so they could be counted, so men could praise them. They screamed loudest that they knew God, yet when God stood in human form before them, they failed to recognize him.

Hope the Christ mind in you doesn't see this as an attack, rather just a piece of advice - admittedly maybe unwanted.

The truth is, Jesus Christ is the standard for uprightness and complete moral guide. If you can emulate him in all his ways, then you will be free indeed, no wonder, he said is the truth, and generally when you know the truth, the truth shall set you free. Church is a building which can be likened to school. Of course you can equally read your textbook at home, but still, you need enlightenment on some things. Hope u guys understand my analogy

umtitibaba:
The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) has said that Nigerian most-wanted hacker, Ramoni Igbalode, alias Ray hushpuppi, recently arrested by the International Police (Interpol) and the Federal Bureau of Investigation( FBI), has considerable cases of cybercrimes being investigated by the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission.

The Spokesman for EFCC, Dele Oyewale said in a statement made available to Vanguard that the anti- graft agency ‘is familiar with grisly details of his money laundering transactions, involving many high- profile cybercriminals’ facing trial in Nigeria.

Dele said: “The Commission is engaging with the FBI in tracing the victims of his fraudulent transactions and other fraudsters having direct involvement with him.

“Local cybercriminals with money laundering networks with him, are also being investigated”. It will be recalled that Hushpuppi was arrested on Wednesday, June 10, 2020, in the United Arab Emirates in connection with $35 million ventilator scam.

https://www.vanguardngr.com/2020/06/youve-case-to-answer-with-us

na ur own share u need jawe

kenzysmith:
This girl rape me four years ago in school when she called me on phone to come to her room to help her get drugs that she was sick, that she want to give me money i went there innocently to collect the money to buy the drugs , when i entered her room i noticed the room was neatly arrange spray with a nice spray and she was playing love song with her laptop she was laughing when she saw me i was like where is the money for the drugs she told me she was not sick this girl was putting On mini nighty gown she gave me food and coke to blend the food which i ate then she started rowing her waist on my face i look at her in amaze i told her i want to go this girl rush to the door lock the door put the key in her pant i was i like what are you doing she push me to the bed i told her i don't ve condom she remove my belt drag my trousers down and climb on my erected dick will went like 2 rounds. i haven't report this to anyone i cried the next day when i went to my hostel cause it was my second time of havIng sex and the ist time i was rape. her pictures

rape her back

obembet:
Pls let stop all this APC matter... Mod should send beta news to FB. Am getting tire

u r pretty small, DM me, I av important message 4 u

Biglittlelois:
All of you saying marriage is not all about money, I just dey look una...

if this is your mentality, be ready to sacrifice your freedom/happiness. Because u want to be bought just like a slave.

DigitB:
So Reno just fuelled your stupidity and you boastfully posted your rubbish story here.


Women are meant to be cherished, loved, taken good care of. As a man you should learn how to manage her mood swings properly.


You can take good care of your woman without weighing yourself down financially.


Even the richest woman will always demand from her man. Men's money dey sweet, says one of my female friends.

Modified:

For all you giving me negative mentions, go and make money.

You want to keep fvckiñg ur woman without doing anything for her? Una dey craze.

Idiots looking for free pvßy.

I guess u r just a teenager, else, why must u spend on a girlfriend, just like I will advise my daughter not to offer her body, so I will advise her not to demand from a man at all.

gfm01:
Good morning,am a complete gentle guy that base in lagos mainland precisely,also working and am from Ondo St.
CAN I REALLY FIND A TRUE LOVE,I need a real woman or lady that can take the relationship so serious and trust.pls kindly add me on Whatsapp 07057894877 and let's know each other more better.plssss

you can't find, 99.9% Nigerian ladies are leeches, try not to spend in relationship and u will understand my point, none will stay

Confusedgirl869:
Hello everyone. This account is created for this .

This issue has been bothering me a lot and I am very confused on what to do.

We have been together for more than 2 years now and we hardly have issues, infact we are a perfect match or so I thought.

I am 26 while he is 35, we both working and I never disturb him for money, I take care of all my needs myself. He is very calm and peaceful, doesn't hit me and I really admire him a lot. I on the other hand is also good, hardworking, not materialistic and all that makes a good woman.

So after thinking of our relationship thoroughly some weeks ago, I realised that there is really nothing stopping us from getting married this year or next. I decided to hear what he has to say because he never talked about us being or getting married. I also noticed that whenever he sees or hears about bad marriages he felt lucky he is not in yet. This always makes me feel bad because I know myself. I also wasn't a fan of marriage before I met him because of so many bad men out there, but everything changed when I met my guy, he is what I want. The very first day we met, the first thought that came to my mind was 'this is my him' I don't know why I had that thought being our first time meeting.

Anyways, few weeks ago I decided to ask him what his plans are. Are we in on a long thing or not? I got the shock of my life when he made me understand that he doesn't want to be tied forever, he loves his space and the way nobody disturbs him. That he only wants a baby mama, he wants me to be the mother his kids but not in marriage. I was mad and I cried for days. He was even sounding like nothing is wrong with being a baby mama, maybe not but I just can't.

Well, I made him understand that I can't be a baby mama and it will also be hard for me to move on with another person. I've bonded so well with him and all that. And I also hate jumping from one man to another. I told him to talk to people who are in successful marriages and stop looking at the bad ones. Today when we were talking I asked him about it and he is still maintaining his stand on the mama.

I don't want to give birth to kids that have 2 homes, I grew up like that(it took me lots of self discipline not to become useless) and wouldn't want that kind of life for my kids, I want them to grow with their parents in ONE house. At the same time, I don't want to lose my good man and relationship.

I need your opinions please.

leave the guy and come to me, the guy is not serious, but na Npower be only source of my income o, hope u can cope

channelads:
The horror they created

exactly, it is coming back to them, is God not great?

Greenbullet:
I hear guys saying all girls are gold diggers at any small request, but why refer to a girl as a gold digger if you can not care for her needs.

Many people venture into relationship these days and most male partners do not understand their role, one basic role is your ability to provide for your household, if you can not do this then you are not a man but a weakling, if your female partner request for money most times it is not to "gold dig" rather is it to test your financial capacity and reasoning.

I wonder how some guys think "if she loves me she won't ask for anything". Excuse me are you all right? She loves you and intends to spend her life with you so she is trying to assess what your financial limits are so she can add to it or know how to request.

Imagine a boyfriend not being able to pay for his girlfriend's hair or even buy her a new shoe or even just give her money to buy foodstuff, and saying " am I her parents?" Well you are more than that because the moment you asked her into your life, you also asked her needs and accepted her as your responsibility.

PLEASE STOP DATING IF YOU CAN'T LEARN THE MAIN responsibility ATTACHED TO IT

Jesus, see dis one thinking/mentality

Is it mb u will pay

GboyegaD:
Hmm... What difference would it make?

hanhan

Tomiwa69:
U ppl Should leave me Alone na..
Shey I (God) cannot watch live porn in peace AGAIN ni...Sub don finish for heaven...when I Asked that useless angel Gabriel to go and buy airtel 10000000000.he go buy glo

And so I tell you, any sin and blasphemy can be forgiven. But blasphemy against the Spirit will not be forgiven

Juliusmomoh:
God kept quit becos some girls dress indecent to his presence and the girl rape is not excluded. Peace

hahaha, but the girl dress well now

Hmmm, I have lost respect for doctors, since the outbreak of covid19, same with pastors. Formally, I do think there is limitations to what they can't do, now I know there is still a along way for doctors, as for the pastors, I doubt if they are serving or worshipping the same God as God of Jeremiah, Samuel and Abraham. If not, he would have informed them of the causes, either it is punishment for sins or coincidence, if there is a way out or otherwise. Chai, Engineers are Baba, we for don deal with by different mathematical equations, I swear Corona no go chop up to 4th order differential equations before giving in/out.

MJBOLT:

stay in your house,you wont listen even if you return to your parents house,you will still run back to him.na una way be that

lol, they are just wasting their advice, this is exactly best way to make 95% of girls love u, I can assure u, you are very correct, he will surely go back. The complain is just mere complain, their love and respect for guys increase with pressure.

365naira:
I really want to be one of the cases of Covid, i am writing in anticipation that this virua will locate me, I really want die one way or the other, please Covid see me here, come carry my breath away i am tired of waking up the next day.

death no dey kill person wey need am

AudioNews:
Ewedu nd Amala at it again,
Na der handwork,
Wickedness

tell me this ur statement is a banter, else you have problem