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Nooo man you got it wrong those are south africans, u can tell by the man's church badge (ZCC), it was the granfather's funeral, in their culture the granfather was not married to the grandmother, so she has to stand up for him, nothing else |
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Yeap |
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At a wedding in PH : MC: "We will ask the aunt of the bride to say few words." Aunt: "Greetings to all. Am standing here filled with joy! Chioma is my brother's child. She has a child with a boy from lagos, and had another child while in university this time we don't know who the boy is , and once again had broke our hearts when she miscarried a witch doctor's child. In all am saying am happy you married this scandalous girl from us. If she gives u problems don't bring her back kill her nd spare us a shame. Ohh before I forget don't eat her food, her mother is a witch she killed my brother, thank you mr Mc |
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Thank you oo |
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Ah ah ah am South African my nyash can never be flat, am blessed |
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Hahahaha ohh I have cramps ohh *tears keep rolling from my eyes* ohh boy I told u your nasty looking |
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Am not talking about your a$$, an a$$ is an a$$, am talking about your oregan looking face |
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Its a shame, that u still classify ppl as ugly, when last did u check the mirror |
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A woman was having sex with her lover in her apartment,20 storey high suddenly she heard her husband arrive,she told her lover 2 stay like a statue and don't move. Husband: who is this. Wife:this is a robot I bought 2 have sex with when u r travelling. Husband:OK let's have sex now. Wife: no sweatheart I got my period,so will make u cup of coffee. After she left the husband said "Damn it" I'm so fucken Hot,will Bleep this robot,he tried fucking. The Lover:talking in a metallic robot way system error!! wrong hole!! system error!! wrong hole!! Husband: Damn!! Robot is not working properly,m throwing it out of the window. The lover realised that he was 20th floor so he said "Software updated" Please try again, 1 Like |
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Your a fool |
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I wouldn't be surprise if most of the negative blockers are from the same situation |
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The zulus areknown for being warriors and brave nothing have changed so far,even their way of thinking |
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I don't understand your where you got your info from or is one of the syllabus you got from your europe education,life is not as bad as you might think things have change and should your syllabus |
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It doesn't only occur in nigeria, also in SA you find most our names have meaning or the event that took place when you were born |
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Nope this aint Gollywood this is pure fiction,kids and their stories how old did you say you are |
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Never mind them sweety I will help you write part 2 of your movie hahaha |
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Reason been the world knows about our high rate of hiv is because we are not in denial we go for testing and professional medical advice not to baba to give you grass that's growing behind his house |
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Just because he mentioned south african you had to came up with aids |
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