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Health / Re: Five Things That Make Women’s Breasts Sag Quickly by tuke: 11:45am On Oct 23, 2016 |
Your mates dey church this morning, Na Bobby matter Na im you wan take bless ur life. anyway, e no too bad, all man need am pointed.yaga yaga |
Politics / Re: No Data Shows Kaduna Has Gold More Than South Africa by tuke: 5:49pm On May 25, 2016 |
Haba, the governor was referring to GL, that's gold coated stones. |
Politics / Re: Militants Blow Up Escravos Pipeline In Delta by tuke: 6:20pm On May 20, 2016 |
Optimist4life:I'm pretty sure they are masquerades, but you can get more info from the ministry of information. 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: Militants Blow Up Escravos Pipeline In Delta by tuke: 5:57pm On May 20, 2016 |
DonaldGenes:..looking for chibok girls 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Rescued Amina Ali Her Child And Husband (Photos) by tuke: 9:42am On May 19, 2016 |
Even with terrible hunger, if you sit in front of a good movie, there is plenty of relief. With the growing inflation, fuel hike, power tarriff hike,no light,no water, dollar rise, tomato sway; all the script writer/movie director does to ease tension, is to release a little preview of one most loved soup opera and we forget our woes and praise our punishers. E.g "the chibok series", "one new treasury thief", "hearsdmen saga", "great efcc", e.t.c. I love this country. soon europe/america will bow to our fantastic use of the mind. One question always comes to mind, whatever happened to those young powerful 419 kingpins of the 90's who raped 'oyibo' accounts dry and brought their loots home. I see a lot of their wards now,sitting in our state/national assemblies committing incest and exporting their loot. I don't believe corruption is a crime, because we have Federal institute/ministry of corruption in virtually every state turning out fantastic graduates and eager to practice. The real corruption is being deprived/robbed of your fundamental right to think and reason, whether logically or not. |
Politics / Re: Petrol: No Alternative To Deregulation- FG by tuke: 6:10pm On May 16, 2016 |
To bear when you understand is a small thing, but not this way. My question is- how come every calculation around the petroleum ministry is in rocket science- that even some terrible dullards understand and i don't. For example, Ibe Kachukwu said that so far the government has been paying N12 as subsidy. How on earth does adding that to N86.50 add up to N145? How you deregulate and still determine pump price? How do i then structure my bearing mode with electricity- 45% increase(if available);VAT-100% increase;Dollar$-still increasing; tomato-stay clear;garri-hmmm; remember toll-gates are coming back. This is nothing short of genocide. |
Politics / Re: Tinubu Reacts To Fuel Subsidy Removal : "Buhari made a wise decision" by tuke: 9:48pm On May 12, 2016 |
Yem0350:This is the real question. He should have started by explaining this. 4 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Re: Press Statement On Fuel Subsidy Removal In Nigeria, By Kachikwu by tuke: 12:08am On May 12, 2016 |
OBJ two days ago said he left 13Billion and that GEJ left 30Billion. Meanwhile PMB says nothing was left. Abeg how do we verify this claims. |
Politics / Re: Press Statement On Fuel Subsidy Removal In Nigeria, By Kachikwu by tuke: 11:52pm On May 11, 2016 |
[quote author=holuwatunmishe post=45534907]my question is what does Dino Melaye has to say on this matter? because I remembered vividly how he started d protest in 2012 when goodluck wanted removing this same subsidy . then Mr president should also increase d civil servants salaries so we won't die of hardship. its just done on Nigerians now that you don't know d worth of what you have until you lose it. Lord pls forgive us of all our iniquities and come to our aid Amen.[/quote DINO is in UK, explaining to the PM how his "fantastic" fleet of cars and "fantastic" taste evades the "fantastic" corruption index that naija bears. Omo, leave this matter, breeze dey blow, just cover your eyes and use your ears. |
Politics / Re: Press Statement On Fuel Subsidy Removal In Nigeria, By Kachikwu by tuke: 11:40pm On May 11, 2016 |
vivaciousvivi:Ehhyahh, sorry but "SHAME OF YOU" |
Politics / Re: Press Statement On Fuel Subsidy Removal In Nigeria, By Kachikwu by tuke: 11:05pm On May 11, 2016 |
haibe:REALLY?? WHY NOT TELL US WHO EXISTED, COS' I KNOW YOU DID. |
Politics / Re: Press Statement On Fuel Subsidy Removal In Nigeria, By Kachikwu by tuke: 10:57pm On May 11, 2016 |
KissCODE:Shame will not allow anyone make an attempt at any of this questions, but the truth will ooze out gradually. |
Politics / Re: Press Statement On Fuel Subsidy Removal In Nigeria, By Kachikwu by tuke: 10:49pm On May 11, 2016 |
MeAboki:REALLY? SO WHERE DOES LEADERSHIP FORESIGHT COME TO PLAY "OR" FOLLOWSHIP BLINDNESS/SENTIMENTAL WICKERNESS" |
Politics / Re: Press Statement On Fuel Subsidy Removal In Nigeria, By Kachikwu by tuke: 10:44pm On May 11, 2016 |
drsmith1:REALLY? |
Politics / Re: No One Can Stop Us From Grazing In The South — Fulani Herdsmen by tuke: 11:09am On May 01, 2016 |
shamecurls: plsssss kindly support with facts, thnx |
Politics / Re: No One Can Stop Us From Grazing In The South — Fulani Herdsmen by tuke: 9:16am On May 01, 2016 |
SOLUTION O! Sambisa is so big, it can take all the heardsmen and cattles plus more, please to avoid more stories that touch, kindly forward all them fu-fu boyz there and rename it "SAMBISA RESERVE" 5 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Re: Northern Elders Write Buhari "2016 Budget Not Favourable To The North by tuke: 11:07am On Apr 18, 2016 |
Abeg, has anyone seen VIO, FRSC or LASTMA arrest any northerner on lagos roads. just thinjon loud..ONE NIAJA |
Politics / Re: BBC Laments Over Nigeria's Fuel Scarcity As #End fuel crisisnow Trends by tuke: 8:20pm On Apr 05, 2016 |
....Just thinking, very much like the super eagles, i think we need a foreigner for president(or coach) and a Nigerian for senate president(technical manager). pls approve. |
Politics / Re: Buhari Blames Economic Woes On Past Leaders by tuke: 8:11am On Apr 05, 2016 |
omenka:Dude, i beg your pardon. Leadership with an acute view as this is problem. Get on the streets in Lagos and try recounting this view of yours for response, then tell the story. Without sentiments, let's say it, this is F9. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Family / Re: Any Married Lady Who Never Had This Is As Good As unmarried. by tuke: 5:53pm On Mar 28, 2016 |
I thought the institution was for fun happily ever after, never knew it was a set-up/trap. Thanks for the info anyway. The scripts have been re-written. |
Romance / Re: I Caught My Best Man With My Wife Two Weeks To Our Wedding. by tuke: 4:21pm On Mar 01, 2016 |
Guy, you can 'NEVER' be as sweet as Charles, whether dead or in Canada. Forget everything, park that babe for 3rd mainland bridge and move on with your life. Na God save you so remember to do serious thanksgiving. |
Politics / Re: Mass Defection From APC To PDP In Edo State ahead of 2016 elections by tuke: 10:14pm On Feb 12, 2016 |
asuustrike2009:My guy, did you say "yet to see",abeg no vex, you blind; haba, N315 - $1 na movie preview, 46% electricity increase na valentine gift, abi budget buohaha na teething problem. remember the devil you know better pass the one wey u no know. except you are one of them, else put your switch to "thinking mode". 2 Likes 3 Shares |
Politics / Re: Lai Mohammed: 'N398m For Computers In Budget Of 2016 Is Strange To Me' by tuke: 8:55pm On Feb 11, 2016 |
seunmsg:Now the blame game: who really is to blame? My dear minister comes to defend a budget he knows nothing about without his draft. Who prepares the budget? Who collates? Whoever the General Manager of this enterprise called Nigeria, needs to give some administrative explanations. |
Politics / Re: Lai Mohammed: 'N398m For Computers In Budget Of 2016 Is Strange To Me' by tuke: 7:56pm On Feb 11, 2016 |
seunmsg:Must we always come out to make excuses/or try to explain failure sentimentally. Every ministry is quoted in the budget, the spending is done in the MDAs', so who would have doctored the paper and why? You come for a budget defence and you don't have a draft handy to submit?pls explain/excuse this too. |
Politics / Re: "Wike Met 4 Supreme Court Judges Before Rivers Election Verdict"– D. Peterside by tuke: 12:09pm On Feb 10, 2016 |
tietie85:my brother, i no sabi again, i weak, i jst tire. DSS shuld pick that guy for attempts to disrupt public peace. Everybody wants to win, who wan lose. It really shameful for his fatherhood carreer 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: Nigerians Misunderstood Apcs Change Mantra - Lai Mohammed by tuke: 6:01pm On Feb 07, 2016 |
alexlee50:Next week, it will be our colonial masters... |
Politics / Re: Nigerians Misunderstood Apcs Change Mantra - Lai Mohammed by tuke: 5:41pm On Feb 07, 2016 |
funlord: Amazing how you just committed the same offence(or rather, shoot urself in the foot), making a corrupt excuse for truth so glaring. Agreed we are long overdue for change, but this old guys don't have it. They put us in this mess and you create excuses to keep them there. It's only moral you fix your small scale corruption, and not Mr Lie's 'unscalable' explanations. It's over with GEJ, are we going to be stuck with this, or rather, is this what we want? 4 Likes |
Politics / Re: Buhari Still Fighting Insurgency With The Equipment I Bought, Says Jonathan. by tuke: 6:10pm On Jan 28, 2016 |
So many new accounts on this thread, how come? |
Crime / Re: The World Of Nigeria's Sex-Trafficking 'Air Lords'-BBC by tuke: 12:43pm On Jan 27, 2016 |
Owobams:Abegi, ever looking 4 who to blame for stupid greedy decisions. i av seen widows at 27 with 4 kids live better without spreading leg. so allow d politicians manage their madness. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Jimoh Ibrahim Sacks Newswatch MD, DMD On Live TV by tuke: 9:32am On Jan 19, 2016 |
jordyspices:kindly tell the world how you would know if you were jimoh ibrahim. A company has been before you applied or were appointed MD;what really is your job as MD? Is it a political office that calls for no responsibility, but like your governors, cries to the centre for bailouts. Business is different, official cars, vacations, etc comes with great responsibility.our fraudulent civil service/political mentality is killing businesses and the nation as well. let the sacked MDs go start their coy n try not paying salaries for 1mnth. Next on the list shuld be the state governors. |
Crime / Re: Photos From Robbery On Ikorodu Road This Morning by tuke: 2:46pm On Dec 07, 2015 |
datigbogirl:Ha, you think we drive with ordinary eyes at that time in Lagos? u must be a strong Chelsea supporter and lobe roots(origin to make it. This town is crazy 1 Like |
Sports / Re: Nigerians Expelled From Senegal Stadium For Displaying Biafra Flags by tuke: 2:00pm On Dec 06, 2015 |
midolian:As crazy as this may be, Nigeria was not playing Senegal, and Nigerians ain't fans of other countries except self. no phone could capture pix. This mind hoax using propaganda is going too far. The other day,'the nation newspaper' staged a deliberate blunder about port Harcourt. Let the media take it easy,we may just be starting something crazy. CASE STUDY: early days of BH and the media,where are we today? ABEG! 1 Like |
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