Hello guys. Straight to the matter. I am a graduate and I've been working for a private firm who has been paying minimum wage for a salary for a while now and trust me, its not been easy but i thank God though. I've been able to save up 150k plus after like two years and I believe its time i moved on from this company and start something of my own as man don find work tire no see.

Please I would appreciate any ideas. I am based in Lagos. Thanks in anticipation and God Bless.

I'm willing to pay anyone that can generate active followers for my new Instagram business page

OR

Give you 500 naira for every 20 followers you refer to my page (Note: you would have to prove the suggested followers)

I know it's not much but it's a start.

Indicate under the comment section if you interested
Thank you

WhatsApp me up if you interested on 08100305634
With follow come charger

Whatsapp me up if you interested on 08100305634
With follow come charger

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futuregovernor:
GNLD

bro pls are u absolutely certain?

donkilidon:
did you apply for job there

yes I did, three days back

Thanks in anticipation.

K o

Thanks in anticipation

was on my way to daily bread yesterday at CMS bus top when I got approached by an alleged cultist; here's how the conversation went...

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Alright so there I was as usual abt to enter transport around 5pm, standing holding a laptop bag(wit no laptop in it) and a black long sleeve t shirt when diz agbero(tout) walked up to me.

Agbero : guy, y u dey avoid me? I no dey beg 4 money

Me : No vex bros

Agbero : u no know wetin happen, d tin b say diz colour wey u wear, u no suppose wear am because na our colour. (At diz point, I was shocked n almost physically panicking cos no 1, d shirt I was wearing was a plain black with my nick name tag on it n no 2 I had neva experienced such).

Me : Which kind talk be diz na bros, wetin do diz plain black shirt wey I wear now?

Agbero : e b like say u proud and u no value ur life, e b like say u won trade trade u life 4 diz ur ego. Wetin go happen now b say u see dat guy wey dey wear red for dat side, na my no 1, go apologize 2 am..

Me : (at diz point, I knew that d contacts I had dat I cld call 4 a situation like this weren't close by but I brought out my phone either ways and pretended 2 b dialing a number)
I then pointed to d numba 1 guy n asked d Agbero is dat d number one guy?

Agbero : you dey make phone call, why u dey make phone call 4 diz matter now

Me : (I then looked back at d bus I was intending to enter to make sure it wasn't full already) by d time I looked at d guy beside me, I realized he was wit d no 1 guy so I walked up to them with d phone still at my ear

Me : Bros weldone o, ur guy tell me say u b no 1, I just won confirm say na u b d number 1 guy

No 1 guy : him no tell me say u no dey live for diz area, no vex

Me : wetin b ur name abeg

No 1 guy : my name is Ade and I live in yaba

Me : I looked back at d transport again just to make sure I wasn't left behind cos I was late, by d time I looked backed towards d guys, they were no where to be found

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I COULDN'T BELIEVE THEY FELL FOR THAT AND STILL WONDER WHAT THEIR MOTIVE WAS??

Lagos isn't for the faint hearted

Time to go home...�

ziego:


Read well majority of those working (excluding entrepreneurs)

help me tell am o

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Some legendary truth

OK
Abeg who knows when FRSC dey shortlist?

OK
Abeg who sabi when FRSC dey shortlist?

Please if anyone has got the Past questions, please send it to ceofarmng@gmail.com I might even recharge the person if the past questions look authentic enough. Thank you

Alright
What should we Google to see buhari?

GMbuharii:


shove ur advice up ur arsse n 4kOFF..

alright sir
Its obvious now that anyone that has got ur time has obviously got time to waste. I'd stop here now hoping one day you'd find the right part. I also forgive u on ur initial statement where u said i should have been killed. God be with you sir

GMbuharii:


one of these days you gonna learn the bitter lesson of not minding ur bladdy bizness and not poking ur damm nose for real.
The op modified his topic after my 1st post and added 'ADE',not as though it meant anything buh a single name from anywhere wudda been ok,not musaChukwu,wtf!

And u,keep sticking ur neck out,someonesGonna chop it off someday.

no be everything eye see na him mouth dey talk. You sound some worth matured ,pls act like it. I'm pretty sure you might still quote this but you've got to learn to grow up and ignore at times

GODPUNISHUNA:


I think you are the tribal bigot here. He used AdeMusaChukwu which is a confluence of the 3 major tribes in Nigeria (Yoruba, Hausa and Igbo) so I don't see where the guy was being tribalistic.

You sir are an illiterate, no offense

sseunth:
he doesn't want to reveal the real name and tribe of his friend

Ade- Yoruba
Musa- Hausa
Chuckwu - Igbo


Only few can understand what is he trying to do. Do you understand now or I should come down a little bit?

Bro, you really nice o. You even went further to explain for him

GMbuharii:
What has Chukwu got to do with musa? Tribal bigot,ur friend shuda've used u.

alright sir. Your wisdom is overwhelming

It was 2016; I had just completed my degree program from the University and awaiting posting to my place of service by the the federal government when I got a call from a friend way back from secondary school.

(for the sake of anonymity of this friend, I would be referring to him as AdeMusaChukwu) AdeMusaChukwu got himself in some trouble which he tried to rope me in(although from his own perspective, he was trying to do me a favour) while we we're in SS1; Unfortunately for him, he got expelled few weeks later in the heat of the controversy. Since then, I had not heard from AdeMusaChukwu until the end of my University days.

A week before I got a call from him, he added me on Facebook. I must confess I was ecstatic when I saw his request because he was a friend I had not heard from in years. So I added him up immediately; I then took time to peruse through his profile cause I had missed him much(no homo). During the course of my perusal, I noticed how much he had changed; some of his pictures were taking in a Range. I was really happy for him cause he had not let past circumstances have a bearing on his future; or so I thought.

While I was still exploring his profile on Facebook, my phone went off cause my battery was low. Few hours later after I had charged up my phone, I got a message from him on FB; we chatted for a while, reminiscing on the past. I could not help but ask how he achieved such a feat judging by his pictures on Facebook in a time like that He then confessed to me that he's been into some business for a while and its really not been easy but he eventually had his big break, then got himself a Saloon car then a Range. I was intrigued as almost anyone would! As at then, I had stopped receiving pocket money from home because I was done with school, I was so broken if you know what I mean.

I then went ahead to ask him to show me the way and on how ready I was to work the work irrespective of the stress since he confessed the work wasn't really easy for he himself. He was like he really doesn't like to tell people about how he manages his life but he was going to put me through based on the level of friendship we had. At this point, I was already calculating on whether I would be getting my new ride from Cotonou or just settling for a brand new Nigeria one

We then agreed to meet at his place to discuss further. He's place was a bit far from mine but I didn't have any problem spending the money since he was going to let me in on some vital success information. I was already thinking of which of my bank accounts I'd be using as my business account as soon as I start the business he was going to tell me about.

I stepped out all enthusiastic and refreshed two days after our discussion in the morning to journey down to his place. It was quite a long ride coupled with the whole Lagos hustle; in fact it was the longest ride of my life within Lagos but I didn't mind! 'Babatunde, nothing good comes easy' I said to myself. I also gained solace in the fact that he said he was going to pick me up with his Range once I got to the estate gate of where he resides.

I put a call to him informing him that I was waiting after getting to the estate gate where he resides. About 2 vehicles identical to the one I saw him in on his profile on Facebook exited the estate gate leaving me wondering if he had unintentionally drove past me.

After about 10mins waiting for him, I saw someone with MusaChukwu's stature from a distance . 'That definitely can't be AdeMusaChukwu' I said to myself. As the distant figure approached, lo and behold it was AdeMusaChukwu!

We got to his apartment the same way I left my house, cruising our leg-edisBENZ


(at this point, I just want to remind you that's I'm sharing this story with you guys not because I want to ridicule in anyway but to share a life lesson that could save someone too)

We entered his apartment; the entire sitting room was almost deserted save for the two cushion at the left hand side of the parlor and a piece of silk material on the window. His apartment was on the third floor of the building. At this point, all I could do was wonder
wonder why all I was seeing was in dissonance with the discussion of his better life.


''AdeMusaChukwu how far you na. Where you come go park your ride? You come leave me under sun since.' He then went on to tell me how he had to do away with it cause he needed the money for something.

He then said he wanted to go get me a cold drink. He then went out to get it. I couldn't help but to see inside his room from where I was sitting cause of the wind that was blowing his room curtain open.

On his bed was Laptop and a plain red cotton material. I suddenly became uneasy. He then came back with a cold plastic Pepsi which was already open. I asked him why he had to open his visitors drink jokingly, he apologized and said he had to take a sip since he was also tasty. He persuaded me to drink it while it was still cold. I collected it and told him I was going to save it for the road(The Pepsi didn't leave the estate gate with me) .

He pleaded with me tirelessly to sleep over at his place and leave the next morning. I came with excuses I never even knew I could come up with on why I couldn't. There was nothing he could say that would convince me otherwise.

After like 12mins at his place and reminiscing on past times, I told him I had to leave that time was far spent. He was seeing me off to where I'd get a transport back to my place when he opened up to me.

He told me how he had ventured into Yahoo some months after secondary school and how he had made quite a sum from it for a while but unfortunately, things weren't as rosy as they used to be so he had met up with some people to put him through on how he could plus ➕ it (spiritualize)

I was already blasting in tongues in my mind. I couldn't believe what I was hearing.

It was by first time ever having a road accident! I really
don't know how I even got home that day but I know I did. I was lucky not to have sustained any injury but the rest of the journey was terrible.

I got home that day thinking of the very various ways I would have been used to spiritually boost up someone's hustle I had never been more Thankful to God

Morals, I think I'd leave that to you guys to figure out yourself and if for some reason you can't figure out one, please let me know so I'd include you in my prayers

People shouting childish anyhow

Trust me when I say this shit can happen to any one
Love=Jealousy
Jealousy=Messed up actions

HotMario:
So you want Lalasticlala to feature this thread?

I don't care if it gets featured or not. I just hope it gets to the right people

delishpot:
Hope he will change.

I don't even pray he does

Alright so I was at Ogun state liason office, ikeja yesterday to get my indigeneship certificate. I got there pretty early so I had to wait for the workers to resume. 9:00 and they resumed so they told us to enter, we were about 3 that we're waiting for them so on my way to the entrance there was a window that was opened with this particular man eating facing the window so initially I thought that was where they were going to attend to us so I approached the man, the instant I approached him asking if that's where he was going to attend to us, you needed to see the way replied me like I was a piece of shit; he was like why don't i enter the window and enter his body, speaking to me so lacadestically like I was nothing.

I was going to reply him but I just had to control my anger. We were asked to sit down and wait for them to get ready. we waited for about 40 mins, by then, we are about 15 people waiting in the office only for one young pretty lady to walk enter the office. The instant she entered the office, one of the workers called to her and attended to her in less than 5 mins. I don't know he did it but the got certificate ready in like 5 minutes; she left after exchanging contacts.

Eventually it was my turn so this same man attended to me; after I paid my 2000 for the certificate he was like I should drop something for him I just looked at him then I asked if he had 900 naira change, he was like what?! I told him that was what I had that I was going very far so he then said that I should tell him where I was going so I told him, he was like 400 naira would take me to my destination insisting that I should try and drop something for him. I then told him that if he can't collect the amount I was offering, I had nothing more. he then said no problem that we would see again.

Only for me to receive a call this morning from an unknown number only to realise it was the same man from yesterday; I was shocked wondering how he got my number, then I remembered I filled a form. he was like he thought I said I was going to make a transfer to him? I just smiled and told him that I would let him know when I'm ready. The instant I ended d call, his account details entered my phone.

People like this are reasons why this country is where it is now. I wouldn't have posted this cos cases like this are a norm in this country but bcs of d way he treated me, I had to. I really hope the appropriate authorities get this and do the needful.

*Pictures Coming Up