she had better get her hands off him this instant!

Lately, E news has been giving us gist about these two celebrities. for me i feel it's a total mismatch . chris doesn't seem her type at all. she seems more like the girl who goes for older men . not like i'm hating or anything. feel free to voice your opinion.

thanks!

A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse. The horse's trainer meets him before the race and says,
"All you have to remember with this horse is that every time you approach a jump, you have to shout, "ALLLLEEE OOOP!" really loudly in the horse's ear. Providing you do that, you'll be fine".
The jockey thinks the trainer is mad but promises to shout the command. The race begins and they approach the first hurdle. The jockey ignores the trainer's ridiculous advice and the horse crashes straight through the center of the jump.
They carry on and approach the second hurdle. The jockey, somewhat embarrassed, whispers "Aleeee ooop" in the horse's ear. The same thing happens -- the horse crashes straight through the center of the jump.
At the third hurdle, the jockey thinks, "It's no good, I'll have to do it" and yells, "ALLLEEE OOOP!" really loudly. Sure enough, the horse sails over the jump with no problems. This continues for the rest of the race, but due to the earlier problems the horse only finishes third.
The trainer is fuming and asks the jockey what went wrong. The jockey replies,
"Nothing is wrong with me -- it's this bloody horse. What is he -- deaf or something?"
The trainer replies, "Deaf?? DEAF?? He's not deaf -- he's BLIND!"

Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle. The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time. The males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in return. Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them “The first one who can use the words “liver” and “cheese” together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me.” The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says “I love liver and cheese.” “Oh, how childish,” said the Poodle. “That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever.” She turned to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and said “How well can you do?” “Ummmm, I HATE liver and cheese,” blurts the Golden Retriever. “My, my,” said the Poodle. “I guess it’s hopeless. That’s just as dumb as the Lab’s sentence.” She then turns to the last of the three dogs and says, “How about you, little guy?” The last of the three, tiny in stature but big in fame and finesse, is the Taco Bell chihuahua. He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to the Golden Retriever and the Lab and says,
“Liver alone. Cheese mine.”

God created the donkey & said to him: “You will work unceasingly from sunrise to sunset carrying burdens on your back. You will eat grass, you will have no intelligence & you will live 50 years.
You will be a donkey. “The donkey answered: “I will be a donkey, but to live 50 years is too much. Give me only 20 years. God granted his wish.
God created the dog and said to him: "You will be a dog.” You will guard the house of man. You will be his best friend. You will eat the scraps that he gives you and you will live 25 years. You will be a dog. “The dog answered: “Master, to live 25 years is too much, you give me only 10 years. God granted his wish. God created the Monkey and said to him: “You will be a monkey.” You will swing from branch to branch doing tricks. You will be amusing and you will live 20 years. You will be a monkey. “The monkey answered: “Master to live 20 years is too much, you give me only 10 years. God granted his wish.
Finally God created the man and said to him: “You will be a man, the only rational creature on the face of the earth.” You will use your intelligence to become master over all animals. You will dominate the world and you will live 20 years. Man responded: "I will be a man but to live only 20 years is very little, give the 30 years that the donkey refused, the 15 years that the dog did not want and the 10 years the monkey refused. God granted his wish. And since then, man lives 20 years as a man, he marries and spends 30 years like a donkey, working and carrying all the burdens on his back. Then when his children are gone, he lives 15 years like a dog, taking care of the house and eating whatever is given to him, so that when he is old, he can retire and live 10 years like a monkey, going from house to house, from one son or daughter to another, doing tricks to amuse his grandchildren

Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and says, "Congratulations, you got twins." The man said "How strange, I'm the manager of Minnesota Twins." After awhile the nurse comes up to the second man and says, "Congratulations, you got triplets." Man was like "Hmmm, strange I worked as a director for the "3 musketeers." Finally, the nurse comes up to the third man and says
"Congratulations, you got twins x2." Man is happy and says, "Ironic, I work for the hotel "4 Seasons." All three of them are happy until they see their last buddy jumping all over the place, cursing God and banging his head on the wall. They asked him what's wrong and he answered, "What's wrong? I work for 7up"!

Three men were discussing at a bar about coincidences. The first man said, " my wife was reading a "tale of two cities" and she gave birth to twins"
"That’s funny", the second man remarked, "my wife was reading 'the three musketeers' and she gave birth to triplets"
The third man shouted, "Good God, I have to rush home!"
When asked what the problem was, he exclaimed, " When I left the house, my wife was reading Ali baba and the forty Thieves"!!!

A man who's wife was pregnant couldn't bear to be in the delivery room at the time of the birth.
So he thought he'd ring up later to see if it had come yet.
He rang up and the nurse said "it's a girl but theres another one on the way"
he rang again later and the nurse said "it's another girl but there's another coming"
he rang once more and the nurse said " it's a boy but there's another coming"
He couldn't stand it any more so he went to the pub and got drunk.
An hour later he was really nervous. He was dialling the hospital, hands shaking, and accidently dialled the sports line. he asked " how many did we get mate" the person said "198 all out, and the last one was a duck!

After the baby was baptized, her four-year-old brother was crying inconsolably in the back seat of the car. "What's the matter Johnny?" asked his concerned mother. Johnny replied: "that man said that he hoped our baby would be raised in a good Christian home, I just want her to stay with you guys

you guys are obviously jobless

aaaahhh!ramsey for where?chidi is the bomb .that guy is a hunk!abeg person wey get chidi's picture make he post am.if you guys see ramsey now,he looks like a sack of potatoes!

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zigbo:

him nd the song look like they dnt mean it ^{the appology ie}

aba.just the fact that he wrote that song means alot. no artist would want that kinda of public embarrassment.

Configur:

NA LIE.D SONG TOO DULL

i agree with u. i'm just not feeling it.

hey ya'll what do u think about chris brown's new song;wall 2 wall . i personally think the video and the song were tite.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.Yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh paaaaa.2face 4 were :oabeg make u no compare.

eyin naija e tun ti de. haba. how can a girl be gay :oshe can only be a lesbian which i seriously doubt missy is.

do you guys like it how brad and jennifer broke up?

foolish idiotic sonofabitch

how the heck can u compare both.comparing genevieve with omotola is considered absurd by some people, not to talk of halle .

ikamefa u really have taste. tht song is the nuclear bomb. its just whoa! t pain is soooooo cool. i'mma buy you a drank, oh oh oh, then imma take you home with me, i got money in d bank, shawty what you think about that, find me in the grey cadillac, we in d bed like oh, i guess i have to stop cuz i'm already dancing again.

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeen on top you wan feel better because u sabi say u no fine! na whaooo! 

bee haters av got it all wrong. bee aint fake! what are ya'll thinkng! belly dancing aint bee's style so if it looked like she was forcing it, it wasn't her fault. although i agree that her part in the last scene was

o wa talented yes o wa gifted. cassie is really spectacular. she pretty, has a nice voice and so on.

i agree with naija diva. the song is not really tite.

crunk is definitely hot and has anybody heard do it to it by cherish.that song is correct, the video is really tight and it's crunk

T.I is sooooo sexy while luda is charming especially in moneymaker but i think i'll go with T.I. bloody nigga

you can't really compare both of them cuz shakira is a bellydancer while ciara likes breaking and stuff lke that. but beeola5 av you seen ciara's new song 'promise'? she was so feminine in that video i didn't believe she was the one.

shakira and beyonce were both sexy in the video especially shakira .i heard some people saying beyonce was forcing it but it's not her fault cuz it's not her style of dancing.

for the acting of the male part i'll have to give it to ciara . but i love the idea of beyonce playing both her role and jay's role .

T.I looks better and he is so damn sexy

i'm so addicted to the ff songs by westlife :
my love
when u're looking like dat          
lay my love on you

i'm so addicted to the ff songs by westlife :
my love
when u're looking like dat
lay my love on you

the video was okay sha . faze could av done better. but i liked the idea of using dat small boy.