Health / Re: Pain During Sex by turhibdwhale(m): 1:29pm On Nov 03, 2021 |
Maybe she's always dry during sex,you can get KY JELLY or any sex lubricant to ease your penetrative,it will make her very wet and she'll feel less pain. |
Properties / Re: Semi Detached 4 Bedroom Duplex Design & Concepts by turhibdwhale(m): 3:30pm On Aug 30, 2020 |
Beautiful and simple design,what's the rough estimate to embark on this project? |
Business / Re: Please Who Can Explain This Dhl Tracking For Am Confused ( Pics) by turhibdwhale(m): 3:19pm On Jul 14, 2020 |
skillzlujan: bro please how did you resolve this ? Please help,am also in the same situation,how did you resolve yours? |
Technology Market / Re: Customs/ndlea Seize My Shipment,ask Me To Pay 36k Before Its Released. by turhibdwhale(m): 3:17pm On Jul 13, 2020 |
Jusblaze: Hello Nairalanders,i'm in need of help. a friend of mine shipped a macbook to me worth about 400$ in value through fedex,it was received in nigeria some days ago,but on tracking it online i noticed it was HELD/SEIZED by NDLEA.so i got curious and try to make contact with fedex. I was latter slammed with an email telling me to call the ndlea to clear my shipment,i did call them,they demanded to know some sensitive information such as data page of sender,receipt of transaction,and some other silly questions.i was so angry that i asked the so called ndlea that of what business is it for them to seize a shipment,and the man started telling me that i want to teach him his job,he ended the call rudely. just barely 24hrs i got an email from fedex asking me to pay 36k as duities and other stuffs,and that if i did not pay the money within 5days,it would be confiscated and sent to customs warehouse. so now i got two agencies dragging my macbook with me. im frustrated,i do not even have 1k talk more of 36k,why should i pay when sender of shipment already paid for shipment please nairalanders,i need some advice,also if anyone got similar stories or if theres any way out,please let me know.you can send me a PM. How can i get my shipment from ndlea and customs. is it legal or a fraudulent way fedex is trying to extort money from me under the disguise of customs/ndlea. please i need help.
Help me In currently in this situation,did you get your package delivered? |
Travel / Re: Trailer Carrying HERO Beer Falls In Ekwulobia, Anambra State by turhibdwhale(m): 1:56pm On May 10, 2020 |
post=89382526: Some comments tho.......
TRIBALISM has turned some people here to mad people.
They can never make a comment without their usual TRIBALISM rubbish.
Dem just spoil shayo thread for shayo people dem.
Annoying species.
Very anyhow human beings........ Main reason why i don't longer comment on Nairaland, people are so tribalistic on this site |
Investment / Re: Learn How To Open A Paypal That Can Send And Receive And Earn With It by turhibdwhale(m): 4:33pm On Feb 07, 2020 |
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Technology Market / Re: ♨️⭕️⚙️⏯️ BARELY USED Smart (Web 2.0) TVs..."⏯️⚙️⭕️♨️ by turhibdwhale(m): 4:56pm On Jan 15, 2020 |
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Technology Market / Re: ♨️⭕️⚙️⏯️ BARELY USED Smart (Web 2.0) TVs..."⏯️⚙️⭕️♨️ by turhibdwhale(m): 7:59am On Jan 04, 2020 |
Good morning Just made a payment for Sony Bravia and expecting delivery. 1 Like |
Technology Market / Re: 49" Samsung 4K UHD With HDR And Satellite Plus Free Netflix Account by turhibdwhale(m): 10:17am On Jan 01, 2020 |
Onlinealaba: Good morning still available
Discounted rate Can i get it for 130? |
Nairaland / General / Re: Happy New Year, Nairalanders by turhibdwhale(m): 12:31am On Jan 01, 2020 |
herzernIsHere: 2018. . .This happened
2019. . .It happened again
2020. . .It is happening
2021. . .it will still happen
Aren't you guys tired of this repetitive celebration? Don't you guys get tired?
I no longer celebrate ever since i found out the World has different calendars and Time zones,the world is over 4.3 billion years,Julio ceaser invented all this shit. But the most important thing is waking up each day and be grateful 1 Like 1 Share |
Business / Re: Is Paypal Still Restricted In Naija >> by turhibdwhale(m): 8:19am On Dec 29, 2019 |
uareluckyalways: It depends on what you want to do with it
Side A Of The Reply
If you want to pay with it, its available to Nigerians and I do recommend it as it prevents you from credit card theft and also being scammed online. With PayPal, i usually get a refund on things I bought that are not working as said as long as I can prove it.
Side B Of The Reply
If you want to receive money with it they, of course, have frowned at Nigerian just like any reputable service does due to bad Nigerians using it to do bad things. This has destroyed a lot of opportunities for genuine people like you and me who want wants to use it for good reason. It is good to have a PayPal that can receive money as it opens a lot of opportunities for you to earn online as most companies and individual loves to pay with because of the name and convenience it offer. So what is the solution to this I can easily offer you a valid PayPal account that can send and receive and more importantly you can withdraw funds to your bank account with no issues.
If you need it reply to this thread and i will send you a message by checking out your profile which the reply is likely to land in your email You know scarce things are not for everyone but for people who know the value of what they want I'm interested,please get back to me. |
Politics / Re: The New War Against Africa’s Christians - Wall Street Journal by turhibdwhale(m): 10:47am On Dec 22, 2019 |
kiyosaki1:
We know all the other burnings are make believe for simpleton like you . Dude if you can't argue with facts go get a brain! |
Politics / Re: The New War Against Africa’s Christians - Wall Street Journal by turhibdwhale(m): 10:38am On Dec 22, 2019 |
kiyosaki1:
Deception, Lying and Taqiyya
Muslim scholars teach that Muslims should generally be truthful to each other, unless the purpose of lying is to "smooth over differences" or "gain the upper-hand over an enemy"
There are several forms of lying to non-believers that are permitted under certain circumstances, the best known being taqiyya (the Shia name). These circumstances are typically those that advance the cause of Islam - in some cases by gaining the trust of non-believers in order to draw out their vulnerability and defeat them.
What's your point? I'm a Muslim and that is never part of our doctrine,I've never hurt a christian brother or sister and most of my friends are christians.Have you ever been hurt or chased to death by a muslim in your hood before?? I guess No. Stop following stuffs online and lets leave in peace with each other 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: The New War Against Africa’s Christians - Wall Street Journal by turhibdwhale(m): 10:34am On Dec 22, 2019 |
Ranks007: keep deceiving yourself and who gullibly accept this trash Argue with facts! |
Politics / Re: The New War Against Africa’s Christians - Wall Street Journal by turhibdwhale(m): 10:30am On Dec 22, 2019 |
helinues: Which war against Christians?
Do Christians love themselves? Cos me Wondering why Catholics wont marry an Anglican... Or is it Pentecostal that have vowed not to have anything to do with Celestial church?
If Una don deceive Una self finish, make we know
Modified : Why do religious people get aggressive whenever there religious beliefs are been questioned? Still on the questioning
Abi why the attacks on my innocent questions.. Stay clear or ban awaits attacking comments God bless you.The hate between them is glaring,a baptist can't marry Redeemer, CAC will never worship in a catholic church,Jehovah witness are disliked by others yet they preach using the same book! The middle bet has been know with tribal wars right from pre colonial era now they term it religious war. Lets learn to preach love and not hate,no religion supports the killings of others |
Celebrities / Re: Cardi B Checks In To Her Lagos Hotel Room Covering Her Nose, Nigerians React by turhibdwhale(m): 4:24am On Dec 06, 2019 |
MyVILLAGEpeople: Probably she couldn't stand the odour oozing out from the Yelobam moozelems around. Those people can smell ehnnnn. Tufiakwa Another one spotted. You need ro change this dirty mindset of yours and embrace peace with people,lets set aside our differences and help each other.Hate dont end hate.....love does. 4 Likes |
Crime / Re: Imam Abdulrashid Arrested Over $3million Fraud (Photos) by turhibdwhale(m): 4:02am On Dec 06, 2019 |
Oh Africa! Its obvious the Imam knew the victim have more than enough and probably jinx him to do his biddings. |
Politics / Re: Sowore Pictured With Falana After Release From Prison by turhibdwhale(m): 3:41am On Dec 06, 2019 |
ZombieTERROR: Will Yoruba Muslims eat this night?
Your guess is as good as mine Your heart is filled with hate! Ppl like you are quick 2 react to racism....spread love man! Sowore should enjoy his life with his family,Nigeria isnt worth dying for... 1 Like |
Crime / Re: An Open Letter To All Yahoo Boys By Paulgeek by turhibdwhale(m): 12:22am On Nov 26, 2019 |
aimuan: Nice to know people are now opening their eyes. I chose not to talk about Forex here all those while, because many Nigerians thinks Forex trading is a scam.below you will find some explanation of how forex works, and how we can make money from it.
If you have ever traveled to a foreign country you may have needed to Change your money, if so you've already participated in Forex market.FX is the short form of foreign exchange . Well,Forex is a bit more than that.for example, companies buy goods from other countries, in order to buy them they need to obtain the local currency first, just like us when going on holidays. the difference is they will exchange huge amounts of currencies. when these companies exchange these huge amounts they will actually move the price, because the demand for the currency that they need increases, when the demand increases the price increases.with the huge amounts of currency exchanges going on around the world,the exchange rates constantly move. this is how it works .when currencies are exchanged they have a certain price. the exchange rate of the price of a currency is determined by the law of supply and demand . If we have many people willing willing to exchange euro to dollar the price of the dollar will rise against the euro and the exchange rate will move .let's use an everyday example and see how you can actually profit from this .let's say you went on holidays in United States,and a change your 500 euros at the rate of € 1=$1.40x€500=$700.and let's say you did not spend any money at all ,so you still have $700 ..If the the exchange rates move from $1.40 to €1.30 while on holiday now you get 538 if you want to change the dollar back to euro,so you made a profit of €38 simply by holding on to your currency while the exchange rates moves .this is essentially how we trade the Forex market .we buy a currency and hold on to it till the exchange rate move and change it back ,making money along the way.how to decide when to buy and sell is what we teach here.fortunately we have a broker which hep us to carry out this transactions online .Trading forex online has many benefits ,you can trade from or anywhere that has internet connection ..the forex market moves 24 hours a day and 5 days a week ,there by giving us the opportunity to build an endless incomes.You can whatsapp me on ±233208804335 I really appreciate you explaining and willing to impart knowledge that provides income for you,lots of people will never want to do that.God bless you sir and i will make contact.Gracias. 1 Like |
Crime / Re: An Open Letter To All Yahoo Boys By Paulgeek by turhibdwhale(m): 5:34pm On Nov 25, 2019 |
aimuan: sincerely forex is not all about buying e-book on strategies, that's why alot of people get it wrong. If you have gotten a little knowledge about forex all you need to do is work on your emotions/pschology .thats the secret of forex. You just have to learn how to trade without fear. Have proper trading money management skills. Believe me once the above is done you will naturally become a profitable trader. Thanks for sharing that powerful hints,am.looking for professional to teach me and am ready to pay. |
Crime / Re: An Open Letter To All Yahoo Boys By Paulgeek by turhibdwhale(m): 9:48am On Nov 25, 2019 |
aimuan: you may have heard about my business but simply brush it aside. Well, I am online forex trader .Thats the business I do for a living. I really don't like talking about it on Nairaland because must Nigerians foolishly have wrong perception of the business. That's what I do, and if you think you can't do it there are other online businesses like affiliate marketing.you can also make a living from that business. Good luck to you. Please can you help me out with Trading? I have passion for it and bought ebooks but they're not good enough for starters... |
Technology Market / Re: Almost new 2018 49" Samsung curved 4K UHD with HDR smart TV by turhibdwhale(m): 9:22pm On Nov 16, 2019 |
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Celebrities / Re: Bovi Shades Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo: “That Your Penis Will Rise Again” by turhibdwhale(m): 5:21pm On Nov 15, 2019 |
nairamaniac: Uncalled for by bovi
Very classless.
Who appointed bovi a monitoring spirit of the pastor's Rod?
The pastor should be more circumspect, especially in public eateries.
People like bovi would spike his drink with overdose of Spanish fly and Viagra if they have the opportunity to do it. Yes very classless buh you have a class in his school |
Crime / Re: Man Confronts Policemen Who Attacked Him For Recording Their Encounter In Lagos by turhibdwhale(m): 4:32pm On Nov 04, 2019 |
You say! Naija with our professional police |
Politics / Re: Fake Miracle : "He Has Transformed From Black Prophet To Yellow Prophet" (photos by turhibdwhale(m): 9:16pm On Nov 01, 2019 |
Aidejay: The Lord works in mysterious way who are you to question the ways of God? God that did it for him can do it for you too Just trust in him and obey the dictates of his representative on Earth Hallelujah......
God gave you a brain buh you decide not to use it 6 Likes |
Crime / Re: Army Arrests Lawan Abubakar Umar Garliga & Bayaga Manye, Boko Haram Members by turhibdwhale(m): 2:30pm On Oct 24, 2019 |
God bless Nigeria Army |
Politics / Re: Which Nigerian ID Card Can One Get Quickly And with ease? by turhibdwhale(m): 4:31pm On Oct 18, 2019 |
Elizkid: I thought as much. What do you suggest, please? Go for Drivers license. |
Politics / Re: Which Nigerian ID Card Can One Get Quickly And with ease? by turhibdwhale(m): 4:08pm On Oct 16, 2019 |
flexyrule: NIMC
Once you get the slip (with NIN)... That's a nationally acceptable regulatory ID. The slip doesn't work for online verifications,its not acceptable cos it doesn't show DOB and residential address. 1 Like 1 Share |
Education / Re: FUOYE Students' Protest Turns Into Riot, Cars Burnt, Students Injured (Pictures) by turhibdwhale(m): 6:29pm On Sep 10, 2019 |
Am not in support of the shooting by the police,using tear gas will have been better. I was coming from ikole Lg sec,when the students blocked all major roads and short routes too because of their crazy protest.No placards,you need to see their behaviour towards motorist,one of em even slap our driver,they brought sound sets to a T junction and play music while we watch.is that the right way to protest? I had to trek for 30 minutes to continue my journey and spend twice of the normal T fare.Nonsense. |
Phones / Re: Just Bought A New Samsung A30 by turhibdwhale(m): 3:04am On Aug 06, 2019 |
iamoyindamola: story story Continue please, because of screen breaking someone should not enjoy quality phones again Samsung device are always made to satisfy its users. Am currently using A70 and the phone keeps amazing me Everyone keep asking me the type of phone am using cos of its uniqueness. Bye bye to Tecno and Infinix in my life. 3 Likes |
Politics / Re: 'Revolution Now' Organizers Release 'Rules Of Engagement' For Protest by turhibdwhale(m): 8:51am On Aug 05, 2019 |
SultanOfAbia: NwaAmaikpe you are what they call a MANGINA.. Whimpy Soft Ass a.k.a Man with no BALLS I had no idea that psychiatric hospitals now allow patients like you to have access to phone and WiFi.. I will inform them to seize your phone.. These doctors should know better how mentally unstable you have been for the past 7 years now.. All you do is hide behind your phone and type garbage just for likes.. Why are you so scared of being part of a protest, ordinary tear gas you dey run. Look at Palestine protest even Women and Kids join despite Isreal Military prescence You want Change but You don't want to contribute to make Change. All you Keyboard Warriors seek gratification and likes to feel good about your effeminate weak self esteem. FELA in his grave will slap the dogshit out of you weak ass manginas.. Attack the message not the messenger Zombie go to the protest and send us pictures to prove you are not keyboard warrior. Yeye man. |
Celebrities / Re: Skales Calls Biodun Fatoyinbo 'Fake Man Of God, Scam Of A Pastor' by turhibdwhale(m): 5:52pm On Jul 21, 2019 |
NwaAmaikpe:
In all sense of fairness, Biodun has excelled in his chosen profession. I can't say the same about Skales whose career has refused to "Shake Body" since 2015.
A musician who can't maintain a key for 50 seconds calls another a scam. I woulda taken this seriously if it were from someone a bit more successful in their chosen career.
Skales, it's better to be called a scam of a pastor by someone whose only knowledge of you is through social media accusations than to be called a scum of a man by your own girlfriend and her friends.
Are you successful in your chosen career? |